TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL Is Call-Makers, listener Jeni wants to know if she and her husband should take the Japanese vacation they've been planning for the past year. Plus, pie is not the new cupcakes. In fact, cupcakes aren't even the new cupcakes.

Luke and Jen discuss the finer points of Las Vegas, Harry Baals, iPads, Underwear, and Roundball Rock.

Luke and The Mummy suffer humiliation at the hands of a rag-tag basketball team, Jen announces her shocking retirement (from a segment, don't freak out), and a winner is declared in the 'Biggest Regret' contest.

TBTL wonders, is it bragging if you tell folks you got up early to work out? Speaking of working out, Luke develops intense feelings of rage for the guy on the P90X video.

Jen reveals a shocking Phil Collins-related secret, Luke reports on Day Two of his ride on the Little Red Wagon, and Sean's beard grows into a suprisingly un-hobo looking thing.

Luke climbs on 'The Little Red Wagon' for 46 days of no booze juice, Jen carefully considers her relationship with Mike Tyson, and yet another (unsolicited) TBTL parenting tip: 'My Child, My Enemy'

Luke and Jen go to great lengths to point out how dumb the term 'random' is, and then inadvertantly use it 33 times during the rest of the show. SO Random!!

Luke is banned for life from his local bowling alley. Plus, TBTL debuts 'Mondays with Gary' in which we look at the amazing stuff Gary Busey got up to on The Celebrity Apprentice. And, Jen has some granny advice about attending family weddings.

Jen's dog has a run-in @ the groomer's leading to what is likely the most detailed discussion of canine and human anal glands you've heard in your life.

The Lonely Forest stops by to play music, chit chat, and square off with Jen in a Harry Potter trivia contest.

Vanessa tells the tale of her trip to Central and South America, where she encountered indigenous peoples, shady drugs, and shadier insects. Plus, are we making this whole Charlie Sheen thing worse by obsessing over it?

Ken Jennings discusses his recent battle with Watson the trivia computer, nerd fame vs. Charlie Sheen fame, and Luke's bizarrely specific fantasies regarding sexually pleasuring our future robot overlords.

Luke and (virtual) Jen take a trip to Sean's house. Where there are no sheets on the bed, and the Miami Vice soundtrack never stops playing.

Oscars party show with Tom Tangney. Plus, the triumphant return of The TBTL Players!

The triumphant return of 'Cooking With Sean DeTore', Tons of Effing Risotto edition. Sean, Luke (and Jen, via skype video) take over Burbank Kitchens with surprising results.

TBTL-A-Thon Day Three: Luke and Jen share their major life regrets (and pray that it's fascinating), and Luke's agent Mort calls in with some interesting job prospects.

Taking a cue from the phenomenally successful 'John Tesh Intelligence for Your Life' radio show, TBTL shares some of its intelligence. And gets feedback from an actual John Tesh Show producer.

Day one of "TBTL-A-Thon 2011: The Deuce." Jen tries to figure out the monetary value of the show, the listeners call in with their favorite moments, and Luke is concerned when Sean says he 'misses his mouth.'

Maria Bamford stops by to discuss obsessive compulsive thoughts, dog parades, and her spotty track record of performing comedy at North Carolina Gun Shows.

In light of the recent goings on with Jeopardy, TBTL battles a robot (and probably loses).

Tig Notaro stops by and says hilarious things!

TBTL is Call-Takers! Listeners phone in with queries about North Korea, Podcasting, My Chemical Romance concerts and (of course) mysterious bulldog-related emails.

Did an LA TV reporter have a stroke live on-air? And is it okay to have fun with the audio tape? Plus, Luke has a new hero, Jen reads the saddest book of all time and Bean from the Kevin and Bean show stops by to defend Justin Bieber.

The Gang talks to Chris Thrash, a guy from Alabama with a working Rockafire Explosion in his back yard. (No idea what that is? Well that's why you should listen to this episode).

Luke runs into the World's Most Inappropriate pharmacy cashier, Jen reviews 'Justified' (with some help from Bobby Brown), and TBTL rolls out yet another new segment:'What the What?'

Luke and MoMo have a breakthrough, Jen finds herself at the center of a media firestorm, and TBTL calls for shutting down the idea of 'Work Spouses'.

Prince totally redeems himself by yelling at Kim Kardashian, Luke tells the story of his silent run-in with Bonnie Raitt,and Jen has some redesign tips for The Huffington Post.

Luke nearly drowns when he falls face first into a mudpuddle behind a chinese restaurant. Jen develops an amazing math formula related to Justin Beiber, and Vanessa surprises everyone by calling in from the wild jungles of Columbia right in the middle of the show.

Luke wonders if this whole studio move was actually a terrible idea while Mike Pesca calls in from Dallas with a Super Bowl update.

Teresa Strasser calls in to teach us about exploiting our babies.

The triumphant return of 'TBTL is Call-Makers' is thwarted by the triumphant return of technical issues, which leads to triumphantly reading some emails and giving half hearted responses.

Luke learns a painful lesson about being cocky, Jen makes elaborate plans for her Golden Years.

TBTL's first broadcast from Burbank Studios Debajo! Including listener calls and Jen's criticism of Luke's interior decorating skills.

Luke wakes up on Saturday and remembers he was supposed to do a show on Friday. The listeners tweet their fury at him.

Despite ingesting massive quantities of cold medicine, Luke decides to try and do the show. Disaster ensues.

Luke battles through illness so The Gang can learn a lesson on what Is and Isn't news. Plus, TBTL takes a trip into the demented world of 'Bun Scrubbles'.

Luke wonders why well-paid professionals turn into crazed monkeys when free food comes around, and speaking of free food, Jen tries to figure out her strategy with a gruff hobo who enjoys pawing through her garbage.

Luke and Jen obsess about their weight. And then obsess about obsessing about their weight. In other words, a typical TBTL monday.

Luke braves the cold of Chicago, and considers starting a fire in his hotel room. Also, Ben Gibbard from Death Cab For Cutie stops by Burbank Studios with his guitar and beautiful beautiful voice.

TBTL live from Bumbershoot, featuring Chris Hardwick, Kumail Nanjiani, and Surfer Blood!

Live from TBTL Kitchens. Luke and Vanessa make some fish tacos, learn about American Idol, and decide that calling it 'TBTL Kitchens' sounds pretentious.

TBTL explores LBJ's Bunghole, workplace bathroom etiquette, and Luke's place on the list of Famous Albanians (in that order).

The Gang looks back at Ricky Gervais' Golden Globes hosting, was it too mean? Are we actually saying as a nation 'we weep for Tim Allen'? Also, Jen gives advice to two listeners who've been in a secret marriage for TEN YEARS.

Sean works on being nicer to jocks, Jen takes a crash course on Tunisia (thanks to Star Wars, and, you know, a revolution they're having) and JD and Thunder stop by to tell us about The Worst Movie You Can See This Weekend.

Coyotes invade Ft. Wayne, Dire Straits gets banned from Canadian radio, and Luke explains why your life hasn't been working out so well of late.

TBTL launches project 'Leave Ted Alone'. Plus, Luke gets good news about his mysterious bald spot while Jen gives advice on father/daughter dance songs.

TBTL officially declares itself on a Snow Day. Seattle's self-styled super heros might need some better training, and the surprising good rapping skills of Andy Milonakis.

Luke humiliates himself at a Chinese restaurant while Jen finds it confusing trying to operate a space satellite on behalf of George Clooney.

TBTL turns three years old! Reminiscing, drinking, and hilarity ensues.

Luke, Jen, and Vanessa discuss the explosive court case pitting two kitty litter companies against each other. Plus, the triumphant return of Awesome Not Awesome.