TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Everything you need to know about how Luke and Jen and Sean went from RPSD to Case Cloched.

Jen and Luke discuss fireworks, sharing toothbrushes, and their possible invite to the Kate Moss wedding this weekend.

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Jen meets the worlds most persistent dermatologist, Luke wishes his radio bosses were so generous with the hamburgers and TBTL is Call-Makers!

This episode was missing from the original TBTL archives, so the title and description are unknown. It was reuploaded on April 30, 2025.

TBTL Announces its Song of The Summer, considers changing its name (Artest Style) and chastises BET for rewarding Chris Brown (Color Purple Curse!)

Luke, Jen, and Sean celebrate TV theme songs with The TBTL Players, an epic quiz game and, finally, an attempt to name the Top 5 themes.

Luke interviews Sloane Crosley about her books and life as a publicist in NYC.

TBTL give advice to dads who want to put jokes in their daughters yearbooks, plus TBTL is Call-Makers. And music from Tennis Pro!

Roger Ebert apologizes (sort of) for tweeting insensitive things about a dead man, TBTL educates America on the various beauty pageants, and Hari Kondabolu stops by for Awesome Not Awesome.

TBTL takes credit for getting a Sherman Alexie book banned (and for his massive book sales), Taylor Swift has some choice words for her critics, and Luke and Jen try to figure out how they feel about Slut Walks.

Luke, Jen and Sean are many things and chief among them is neurotic. Here are three examples which prove the point.

Jens car has an emergency kit and Luke has a lot of questions. Plus, our guide to wearing a bluetooth and DMV talk!

Luke and Jen parse Spiderman reviews, try to define Hefners troubles, question the phenomenon of Pippa Fever and, finally, attempt an Iowa Call Makers.

Luke puts his foot in his mouth at a graduation party while Jens moving day almost ruins the Tonys. Plus TBTL asks the eternal question, Whos Crazier, Tracy Morgan or Anne Curry?

TBTL chats with the subjects of Holy Rollers a documentary about a ring of born-again Christian BlackJack card counters. They went from youth worship leaders to sitting on 1.5 million dollars in profits.

Jen finds a device that might save her marriage and Luke has advice for middle-aged dudes who find themselves mysteriously friended on facebook by hot 17 year-old girls.

Luke finally hears back from David Simon, creator of The Wire, and TBTL is ready to make it official: Hotel Maids do not want to have sex with you America.

Lukes faith in humanity is restored after he accidentally throws 500.00 in a garbage can, Jen worries the listeners will hate her shoe recommendations, and Bradley Cooper comes off as Super Dreamy because he can speak French.

TBTL learns that apparently the Smurfs stand for everything bad in the world, plus Sean regrets joking with a woman during trivia night, but Luke and Jen tell him not to sweat it.

Jen returns! TBTL Broadcasts Live From The Front Porch! Music From The Smittens!

Luke and Jens new airline gets a name and a slogan, meanwhile, Mike Pesca joins in from Miami with an update on the NBA Finals and Shaquille ONeals Rotten Tomatoes rating.

Luke and Jen invent the Best Airline Ever (involving laughing gas pumped into the plane for every flight) plus, live from the backstage of Sasquatch, Noah and The Whale!

Live from Sasquatch, Matt and Kim invite TBTL into their dressing room to talk about their days playing in bathrooms, the way kids get crazy at their shows, and why they still eat rice and beans.

While at Sasquatch 2011, Luke magically finds himself onstage with The Flaming Lips. Plus, The Head and The Heart stop by the TBTL booth to play some tunes.

Craig Mazin, the writer behind The Hangover Part 2 stops by to discuss Ken Jeong's penis, why he cyber-stalks reviewers who pan his movies and the the writing of a film he calls "worse than passing a kidney stone"

Jen looks to fill the Oprah-shaped void in Americas heart by hawking special poo drops that make your bathroom not smell like #2.

After an angry listener letter related to The X Files, Luke and Jen set out the Offical TBTL Rules For Spoiling Stuff. And also drink wine (Chateau St. Michelle natch.)

TBTL counsels an anonymous female listener who had a very embarrassing bathroom run-in at work. Plus, Luke and Jen review the highs and lows of the just-ended season of Saturday Night Live.

Luke makes a fool of himself vs. The Harlem Globetrotters while Jen does the same in front of her nieces and nephews at a Mexican restaurant. Another TBTL Top Status success!

TBTL announces the winner of its Salmon Art Contest and debuts three new segments, none of which will ever be heard again probably.

Americas funnyman Neil Hamburger and Super Talent Brody Stevens stop by the TBTL studios with tales ranging from the hilarious to deeply depressing.

Luke interviews his high school basketball coach to get inspired for an upcoming charity game against The Harlem Globetrotters. Meanwhile Jen and Vanessa can empathize with Maria Shriver for staying with Arnold for as long as she did.

Luke and Jen try to decide if theyre sad or relieved that Donald Trump is not running for President. Plus TBTL kicks off its Song of The Summer contest.

Jen checks in from Minnesota, Luke has technical problems (which he tries to solve by drinking lots of beer during the show), and things basically go totally off the rails. Plus, discussion of Bin Laden's porn stash.

Paul Feig, creator of Freaks and Geeks and director of the new Kristin Wiig movie Bridesmaids stops by to discuss the role of diarrhea in female-driven comedies.

This is an episode that was missing from the archives. It originally aired on Wednesday, May 11 2011. The original description is not available. It was re-uploaded on April 29, 2025.

TBTL Live from Chicago night two, featuring Peter Sagal of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and the music of Very Truly Yours.

TBTL Live from Chicago Night One, featuring Cameron Esposito and the music of Canasta.

Luke Jen and Sean try to quell their inner nervousness about the live show by turning to the wisdom of Bonnie Hunt.

Monologist Mike Daisey swings by to tell what happened when he tracked his beloved Apple Electronics all the way back to the Chinese factory where they were made.

Luke reports on his visit to Charlie Sheen Live while Jen busies herself 'rehearsing' for the upcoming TBTL Chicago shows.

This episode was missing from the TBTL archives and re-uploaded on April 24, 2025. The original title and show description are missing.

In typical TBTL fashion Luke and Jen spend considerable time talking about how exactly they should be talking about the end of Osama Bin Laden. Plus, Luke cooks up an ingenious system for not mixing up the names Obama and Osama.

Jen enters her 14th hour of tweet/broadcasting about the royals, Luke makes a (rare) insight into the darkest heart of Charlie Sheen, and the triumphant return of Sean DeTore!!

Demetri Martin stops by to explain why he's not a big fan of Twitter-based comedy, Jen and Jason's relationship is strained by English Tea and Cinnamon Rolls, and Luke humiliates himself in front of his on-again off-again trainer at the gym.

Despite the freezing temperature in Seattle, TBTL launches its Song of the Summer contest. Plus, Luke takes a stroll down memory lane when he digs up his old Friendster account and Jen firms up her plan for obsessively tracking the royal wedding.

Luke is confused as to what day it is but manages to stumble through the show with the help of Vanessa, Jen, and the promise of some serious napping the second they're done recording.

Luke eases back into broadcasting after climbing off the red wagon on Easter. Plus, The Dusty 45's (who are opening for Adele in may... no big deal) stop by to play some tunes and tell some tales.

Luke and Jen reminisce about their days of battle rapping and the beat track Sean made, quite possibly the worst in history.