TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

On this Valentine's day, Jen Andrews and Drew McFrizz walk us through one of the most awful romance novels every written.

Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by to discuss GIRLS, the grammys, 30 Rock's finale and bad art that might be good for you.

TBTL looks at some terrible ideas folks have made, including eating 10,000 calorie burgers and drinking Two Gallons of Coke per day. Also, Luke and Andrew disagree over the protest of a bakery in Oregon that won't make a cake for a gay wedding.

Luke and Andrew convene their "One and A Half Men" panel to wonder if it's okay for Ellen to pretend ogle Katie Perry's chest region. Plus, Luke recaps the Grammys by reading his tweets from Sunday night. Andrew is not impressed.

Luke wonders if he'd have turned out different if he'd grown up in Philly and actually met his biological father. Oh, and baldness talk. Lots of that.

Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by to talk Grammys, female intuition, terrible eBooks, and going to the liquor store in your pajamas.

Luke and Andrew discuss various strategies for dealing with male pattern baldness. Plus, the internet is asked to vote on something, and does exactly what Luke expected.

TBTL's resident Film Scholar stops by to talk about the new movie "Warm Bodies", the cuteness of "One Direction", and the dangers of dating Sk8er Boys.

Luke and Andrew go too hard with their SuperBowl partying, but record a Monday edition of the show nonetheless, including a conversation about "Kai" the most endearing foul-mouthed homeless hatched-wielding hitchhiker you'll ever meet.

Luke and Andrew spend 80% of the show searching online for the closest "Classic" Pizza Hut location. Plus, Craig Mazen, writer of the new movie "Identity Theft" swings by.

Luke, Andrew, and Jen "Flash" Andrews gather together on the day of the final 30 Rock episode, to talk about why it mattered to them so much.

Luke and Andrew try to figure out if a new Volkswagon Superbowl ad is racist. Plus, Luke uncovers some audio that confirms his theories about Manti Te'o's imaginary girlfriend.

Singer Jonathan Coulton talks about getting ripped off by Glee meanwhile Andrew returns from his Monday Meltdown.

A near brush with being in a bar where a shooting went down has Luke feeling contemplative.

Andrew brings a new 'Broadcast Aid' into the studio, much to Luke's terror.

TBTL works through its grief over being turned down by Kenny G. for an interview, plus Luke is not having those decals of kid's football numbers on the backs of SUV's.

Luke comes up with a novel approach to broadcast the show and rest his injured voice, simultaneously.

Luke goes to great lengths, and East Las Vegas to try and get back his stolen iPhone.

Luke makes a miraculous recovery, and Jen stops by to discuss some of the finer points of Las Vegas, Harry Baals, and Roundball Rock.

Luke records the show show from bed while battling the death plague. Plus, a conversation with Mike Pesca about the crazy story of Manti Te'o and his Imaginary Girlfriend.

Luke and Andrew try to decide who had a worse first kiss experience, plus a listener who makes Elvis costumes plays "What Are You Doin' Here?"

Luke's friend Tricia writes a facebook post that makes him wonder if he's been being sexy or sexist his entire life.

Luke looks to the fashion wisdom of Lyndon B. Johnson, original Fancy Pants Person.

TBTL gets some fan mail that should probably be called "hurt your feelings' mail.

A New Mexico tree trimmer suffers a horrible accident and teaches Luke and Andrew to stop complaining about their jobs. Plus, "What Are You Doin' Here" returns, with TBTL calling listener William, a dairy farmer in Maryland.

A jilted Florida woman uses a novel method of getting back at her ex, which has Luke curious about the use of poop as a weapon. Plus, Andrew loves Gosford Park, but has trouble remembering the name.

Luke, Jen, Sean and Andrew reminisce about the first episode of TBTL. Which happened five years and one day ago.

Luke cruises off the natural high of drinking juice for six days, and the announcement that he's getting his own daily radio show.

Luke battles through day three of his juice experiment while Andrew and the listeners pay the price.

Luke and Andrew fall for an accused terrorist being held in Guantanamo.

TBTL returns from the holiday break with more ridiculous schemes than ever. Including Luke's plans to only wears suits and drink vegetable juice.

We made it America, all the way to the Top TBTL Episode of ALL TIME.

Luke and Andrew ready for the big new year's eve, but not before counting down to #2 on the TBTL Top Seven.

Friday arrives and so does the next episode in the TBTL Top Seven Countdown. Today, it's Episode #3.

The letters continue to roll in as TBTL counts down the Top Seven Episodes of all time. Today, we reach #4.

Slightly hung over from Xmas cookies and champagne, TBTL Counts down the top 7 episodes of all time.

TBTL wishes the Tens of Listeners a merry Christmas and continues counting down the Top Seven Episodes of TBTL ever.

TBTL counts down the seven best episodes in the show's history. Yes, we found seven good shows. How dare you. Today features episode #7 on the list.

On the heels of the wonderful TBTL holiday party, an exhausted Luke and Andrew muddle through a show that makes everyone wonder why they're doing this...

Luke, Andrew, Jen, Sean, Tom Tangney and a cast of TBTL Internet Thousands gather together for an unforgettable Christmas Party.

Luke's pal The Mummy (a 38 year-old man, by the way) reports on his trip to the live stage production of How To Train Your Dragon.

Luke realizes he has the power to raise things from the dead, plus, Jesse Thorn from Bullseye! stops by to give Luke advice for his upcoming suit project "Operation Fancy Pants"

According to the Mayans the world will end this week, prompting Jen to finally tell the story of the time she thought Y2K was going to be a real thing, and moved into the wilderness to escape it.

Luke checks in from Chicago, post Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, plus a conversation with writer and social critic Fran Lebowitz.

Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich of RadioLab fame stop by Burbank studios.

TBTL gets into some Experimental Radio as Luke announces the start date for Project Fancy Suit. Plus, voting opens on the 'TBTL Top 7' rankings.

TBTL scoops the Wall Street Journal (again), regarding milk consumption in the US. And, with the Arizona Lotto Winner finally revealed, Andrew and Sean discuss what they'd do with their theoretical winnings.

A monkey shows up at an Ikea wearing a coat, prompting TBTL to rank the Cutest Moments In TBTL History.

Luke relives his days as a traffic reporter to Andrew's delight. Plus, TBTL tries to figure out why there is so much Lena Dunham Haterade being consumed online.

Gay Marriage and Recreational Marijuana both become legal on the same day in Washington, so naturally, TBTL spends most of the show talking about Santa Claus.