TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

The Most Romantic Missed Connection Ever has Luke and Andrew reminiscing about the times they fell in love with complete strangers.

Caity Weaver and Leah Beckman of Gawker stop by to tell their tape of sneaking into the primo seats at a Beyonce concert in Brooklyn.

TBTL delves into Andrew's close friendship with his stuffed animals, and tries to figure out why public radio shows often have such terrible intro music.

Luke is excited about his new life as a former talk-radio host, that is, until he reads the deluge of angry listener emails regarding his take on the show "Orange Is The New Black"

Luke says goodbye to The Luke Burbank Show and takes stock of his life. Is he going to end up like a hobo clown with a cactus for a body part?

Luke and Andrew return and can't believe what a Eagles player said at a Kenny Chesney concert.

One of our favorite comedians, Kumail Nanjiani, joins us to discuss his new record, his love of video games, and a balding Flock of Seagulls.

The band PHOX swings by the TBTL recording booth at Seattle's Capitol Hill Block Party to play some songs and to discuss their unique brand of conflict resolution (it involves cigarette burns and folic acid.)

Luke sets-up camp backstage at Seattle's Capitol Hill Block Party! Two great bands - Hey Marseilles and Rose Windows - swing by for live TBTL performances and boozy conversation.

Luke's friend The Mummy swings by to defend the music of the Grateful Dead in advance of a Deadhead laser show he's organizing.

Luke and Andrew wonder if Spike Lee getting into the Kickstarter game is a mistake, and speaking of movies, why you gotta be so rude to reporters Bruce Willis?

Luke's softball team wins the championship, which makes him happier than it should, and Andrew talks about how his big debut as a political moderator went.

Andrew is nervous about a political debate he has to host, meanwhile Luke has a run-in with a former fan on Facebook.

Andrew returns from Florida with tales of flying first class while Luke has a serious, and heart-tugging bird problem on his hands.

Luke talks to his friend Greg, one of the christian blackjack players from the card counting team made famous on This American Life.

Luke and Jen talk about things they could do without, including, that song that you hate on that album that you otherwise love.

The TBTL listeners crush Luke's self-esteem with their Twitter excitement over Jen's return.

Luke wonders if his co-workers are taking the company softball playoffs too seriously. Plus TBTL Friendo Kim Holcomb drops by for a little Counting Crows debrief.

Luke is excited for his trip to see the cheesy, weepy, Counting Crows.

Luke and Andrew open their overflowing mailbag and get to the heart of many important matters, from flip-flops to Facebook. Plus, Luke has a new official TV show for the TBTL Tens.

Luke and Andrew's obsession with the Free Credit Report commercials leads them to man who's ultimately responsible for them. We talk with David Mulhefeld, the musician-turned-ad-man who came up with the whole concept.

TBTL pal Hari Kondabolu stops by to hear about Luke's latest TV obsession 'Naked and Afraid', which, despite the title, is not on Cinemax.

Luke and Andrew reach their breaking point with the humblebrags, complaints, and requests for advice that constitute most Facebook statuses.

Luke and Andrew take on casual dressers, She & Him, and discover the funniest, raunchiest 100 year-old woman of all time.

TBTL honors this great country by solving some mysteries it cares very little about.

Luke and Andrew try to record the show from the front porch amidst dog barks, airplane sounds and UPS trucks. Thankfully the wonderful Alex from the wonderful band Cumulus shows up to make it all sound good

Luke and Andrew try to record the show from the front porch amidst dog barks, airplane sounds and UPS trucks. Thankfully the wonderful Alex from the wonderful band Cumulus shows up to make it all sound good.

Luke gets into a minor car crash on his way to the show, meanwhile the TBTL Tens decide to do some Internet Shaming of Our Favorite Troll Golfman.

TBTL wonders what to do when one of it's heroes keeps saying and doing stuff we wouldn't go for from most other folks. Oh, and Luke's neighbor's kid won't stop f****** screaming and it's really annoying.

Luke's personal comedy hero stops by to talk about parodies, why the film 'UHF' flopped at the box office, and why his early original music still makes him cringe.

Luke and Andrew discover the Facebook page of their arch nemesis Golf Man. Things will never be the same.

Luke makes a big announcement, then helps a listener deal with a very problematic parking situation.

Andrew plans out his new persona while Luke wishes he would have taken better care of his oral hygiene.

Luke is headed off to the dentist for the first time in three years. He's a little nervous.

Paula Deen apologizes for saying some stuff that she probably shouldn't have while Luke and Andrew wonder if one of the Song of The Summer nominees is lyrically creepy.

Luke goes to the Humane Society to see about a dog, and comes back with some stories about the nutty volunteers.

Listeners email in with corrections Luke may or may not agree with.

Luke tries to buy a car on craigslist and can't believe the ways other humans are behaving, plus, Andy Haynes checks in from his fancy new TV writing job.

Luke and Andrew mull over the wild Saturday night that was, the TBTL Tour De Terrible, plus Irish novelist and Charming Human Colum McCann stops by to talk about his new novel.

Derek Erdman (aka 'Rap Master Maurice') infiltrated a Gathering of The Juggalos. Luke travels to Chicago to hear his brave story.

Luke talks to Kristen Schaal and Scott Jacobson of "Bob's Burgers" fame live on stage in Portland. Plus, Luke has a digital problem and Sean tries to help Andrew deal with mistakes he made the night before.

Simon Rich accomplished more in his 20s than we will in our entire lives. But that's okay. Really, we're fine with that. He talks with Luke about comedy writing career and why people think he's 7 years old.

Marc Maron joins Luke onstage in Portland for another Livewire Radio Spectacular.

Luke finds himself in trouble after sneaking into some swanky seats at the boxing match.

Luke heads off to watch boxing at a local casino and Andrew wonders if it's sport or barbarism.

Jezebel writer Lindy West, and her boyfriend Ahamefule Oluo talk about doing battle with the darkest corners of the internet.

Bean Baxter, from The Kevin & Bean show drops by to stand up for radio legend Don Imus.

Luke and Andrew start off doing a normal show, but end up listening to a bunch of Kanye West songs and wondering if white guys should feel okay about rap music that features sensitive words.

Andrew chooses the worst possible time to take a smoke break while Luke lives out a stress dream onstage in Portland over the weekend.

Andrew's run-in at the barber has him considering getting a mole removed, but Luke has his own horror story of just such a procedure.