
Tats N Chats (with Husband & Wife)
Alex (aka. Husband) and Toni (aka. Wife)
Show overview
Tats N Chats (with Husband & Wife) launched in 2024 and has put out 13 episodes in the time since. That works out to roughly 25 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a monthly cadence, with the show now in its 2nd season.
Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 1h 8m and 2h 21m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Arts show.
There hasn’t been a new episode in the last ninety days; the most recent episode landed 12 months ago. The busiest year was 2024, with 11 episodes published. Published by Alex (aka. Husband) and Toni (aka. Wife).
From the publisher
Banter, random facts, heartwarming stories and just a bit of nonsense. A husband and Wife team in a tattoo shop, talking to amazing people of every possible variety, some make us laugh, some make us cry and other make us think... what the hell is wrong with this person?!? But all of them make coming in worth while, come meet them with us and share in some awesome 'Tats' and some fantastic 'Chats'
Latest Episodes

S2 Ep 2Eva (Studio Ghibli, Sex Work and Silly Stuff)
Tats n chats with Alex features Eva, a client who desires Studio Ghibli tattoos on her left arm. During the tattoo session, Alex and Eva engage in discussions about various industries, their motivations for pursuing tattooing, and shared interests.

S2 Ep 1Karim (The last of us, Sex workers and self expression)
EAlex and Karim discussed various movies and TV shows, including The Suicide Squad, Saltburn, A Serbian Film, Squid Game, and the concept of requiring a license to have children. They also talked about things they say or do without thinking and reminisced about old YouTube videos. Two friends discussed hobbies, music, education, the male My Little Pony fandom, self-expression, and the transgender community, sharing experiences and opinions on learning new skills, being true to oneself, and breaking stigmas. They also mentioned their personal projects aimed at promoting awareness and understanding. The conversation covered the game "The Last of Us," its themes of sacrifice, revenge, and consequences, and debates around the characters' actions. The discussion then moved to horror movies and what makes them scary. They started tattooing, which felt therapeutic and helped form connections, including with sex workers. They spoke about struggling with depression and self-doubt and encountering financial difficulties while saving for a trip to Japan. They expressed a wish for basic financial skills to be taught in school. They talked about movies, live-action adaptations of anime, and offensive story interpretations, with the woman sharing personal experiences of inappropriate interactions. The speakers expressed their love for video games like "The Last of Us" and "The Last of Us: Part II," admiring characters, storylines, and gameplay. They mentioned other games such as God of War, Red Dead Redemption 2, and Metal Gear Solid, and anticipated upcoming releases like the remake of Metal Gear Alpha and a possible God of War TV series. The conversation touched on mental health strategies, relationships, and the emotional significance of tattoos. A discussion about parenting included the idea of needing a license to have children and the societal impact of irresponsible parenting, exploring nature versus nurture and therapy's role in emotional understanding. A video transcript featured Karim describing her new tattoo inspired by "The Last of Us" and discussing tattoos as therapy and self-expression, ending with favorite video games. Two individuals conversed about gender influences on media, covering stereotypes, film hype, and portrayals of sex and sexuality. They discussed diversity in movies like The Last of Us, Onward, The Witcher, Frozen, Inside Out, and Zootopia, appreciating subtlety and inclusivity in storytelling and noting changes in Disney films.

S1 Ep 11Ryan pt 2 (martial arts, crypto and nonsense)
ERyan is getting Godzilla and a unicorn tattooed on his arm for his son and daughter and the process involves using blue UV ink for the design. The ink will not be visible in regular light but will look like a mild scratch. The tattoo will fade over time. Ryan is excited about the design and can't wait to see it finished. Once the tattoo is done, they both admire it and plan for more tattoos in the future. The speaker and the guest talk about understanding each other's artistic pursuits. They discuss the importance of being oneself, even if it means being different from societal norms. They also share about their personal lives and how their partners play important roles in their work. The guest talks about the challenges of pricing his work and how every person's skin is different, affecting the time it takes to complete a tattoo. They discussed various martial arts actors and their Favorite movies, as well as their opinions on certain action films, such as the Fast and Furious series. They also talked about the recent fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, and how it might've affected Mike Tyson's legacy. The speaker and the tattoo artist discuss the process of getting tattoos and the industry. They talk about the stigma and misogyny women face in the male-dominated field and the objectification of women in the industry. They also discuss a tattoo artist who offers free sessions for women who get tattooed naked and the success of a former race car driver who turned to OnlyFans. watching the movie John Wick and talking about their plans to go to Japan. The conversation with the tattoo artist talks about how difficult it is to give quotes for tattoos, how some customers can be unreliable, and how movie tropes about physical violence are not accurate. Also, the artist is a fan of MythBusters. They talk about how quickly kids grow up and how bittersweet it can be. The speaker's daughter came out as gay when she was 10 years old, and they share a touching story about her first relationship. The other man shares that he didn't have his first physical girlfriend until he was 18 because he was socially awkward. They both agree that being weird is cool and it builds personality Ryan finishes tattooing the Unicorn and Godzilla, while discussing the use of numbing cream and the joys of dog ownership with his client. They also talk about the movie John Wick and its upcoming sequels, as well as the potential for future movies about other characters in the franchise. They also briefly discuss custom cars and the potential for troublemakers to be causing issues in the car park outside the shop. The person discusses the struggles they've faced with IVF and their weight, and the uncertainties and fears surrounding the process. The conversation also touches on healthcare coverage and the unfairness of some people easily getting pregnant while others

S1 Ep 10The Fun-Gals (Freyja, Face tats and Fun times)
EThe group discusses their love for villains and how they want more origin stories for them told in a dark and twisted way. They mention some of their favorite movies and scenes from those movies, such as The Dark Knight and the first Alien movie. They also mention some disturbing facts about the making of certain movies. They mental health and trauma. They mention their disdain for "trauma bragging," and how everyone's story is valid. They also discuss a controversial art exhibition where a woman was subjected to various forms of abuse as a form of art. The conversation turns to the topic of cooties and they wonder if it's just another term. They are also discussing the various ways they would like to be remembered after they die. Some mention being an organ donor in case they die in a foreign country, while another person talks about wanting to be sprinkled in the Swiss Alps. They also discuss their dislike for the Louvre in Paris and their love for Spain and possibly going on a Viking lineage tour. They also bring up the concept of divorce parties and how one person knew someone who got tattoos every day before he died, The group discusses how they handle negative emotions and growth. They mention that growth can come from processing pain and redirecting it towards growth. They also talk about not comparing themselves to others and instead, focus on their own growth. They also mention how having a creative outlet can be therapeutic. They discuss how a face tattoo may not be as painful for women compared to men, and that women have a higher pain threshold due to childbirth. They then joke about doing a Grinch-themed Christmas party The three girls discuss their names, Freyja and its different spellings. They talk about getting stabbed with a needle for a blood test and compare it to getting stabbed in the chest. They also discuss women's rights and politics.

S1 Ep 9Ryan: Godzilla vs Unicorn (Black Mirror, Dragonball and Numbing cream)
EGodzilla vs Unicorn: Alex discusses his lack of identification as Australian or New Zealander, his dislike of veganism and his experience with negative comments online. They also discuss Japan and its attractions, including Studio Ghibli and a Godzilla movie. The person getting tattooed is in a lot of pain, especially on the sensitive parts of the wrist. The tattoo artist talks about the pain and how it comes and goes throughout the process but assures the person that it will be worth it once it is done. They also discuss piercings and other tattoos, as well as their plans for the design. The person also mentions a TV show and the controversial actions of one of the characters. They also briefly discuss plans for a trip to Ryan and got a badass tattoo of Godzilla versus a unicorn on his arm for his kids who love the two characters. It's going to have neon and UV ink to give it an anime feel. The artist and Ryan discussed pain and how some people enjoy the pain of tattoos. They also talk about Black Mirror and its thought-provoking scenarios. The artist suggests trying a muscle stimulation device to reduce pain, but Ryan decides he'd rather just have dead nerves in his arm. The guy who was mowing the lawn is fucked up beyond belief and needs help. He keeps talking about movies and actors, and the conversation has no clear direction. The other guy mentions a recent job audition and reveals he is a voice actor. They both have Australian and New Zealand heritage but have lived in Australia for 20 years. The guy's wife is apparently scary and teases him, and their kids don't identify as Kiwi despite having half-Kiwi heritage. A man and woman are talking about movies and shows. They discuss the new Godzilla and Kong movie and how they prefer to watch Recaps rather than the entire series. They also talk about various Marvel and Dragonball characters and transformations. The man mentions that Goku is the first mortal to achieve Ultra Instinct and how some characters are being trained to be Gods or Angels.

S1 Ep 8Yogi: Living with mental health (Bears,Billionaires and Big Budget Blockbusters)
Two guys discusses their love for different forms of entertainment, including tv shows, movies, games, and wrestling, such as Game of Thrones, The Witcher, and God of War. They also talk about the art of wrestling and how it can be controversial, but still enjoyable. A chef and tattoo artist talk about their professions on the Tats N Chats podcast. The chef talks about how he got into cooking, his disabilities, and his job at a pub. The tattoo artist discusses the evolution of tattooing technology and techniques and how they improve the process. Two people discuss the high cost of living, the wealth gap and income inequality. They talk about the extreme wealth of billionaires and the potential good that could be done with just a small portion of their wealth. They also discuss the exponential growth of the world's population and its effect on resources. The conversation briefly shifts to the topic of Marvel movies, with one person expressing excitement for the upcoming releases. They react to the news that Iron Man is back in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. They discuss how they are not surprised but also a little surprised, and how they don't like when characters are recycled. They also talk about the actors who have a strong presence and can play different roles seamlessly, like James Spader and Christoph Waltz. They also talk about memes, Kevin Spacey, The Silence of the Lambs, and the chefs tattoos. They discuss why the speaker The speaker is a tattoo artist. They share the story of how they got into tattooing and how they work. They also talk about their love for tattoos, their experience with apprentices and their colleague who is a great artist but is slow. They also discuss their own tattoos and their pain tolerance. The speaker then talks about blackout tattoos, and they end up talking about their favorite music videos and their dislike for today's rap music. Two tattoo artists chat while they begin work. They talk about video games, their work styles, getting ready for an event, customers, and other topics. They also discuss movies and actors they admire such as Alan Tudyk, Peter Dinklage, and Robin Williams. They express admiration for their work and fun memories of watching their movies. Eventually, they continue their work silently as one of the artists listens to comedy performances. The two people discuss their love for wrestling, reminiscing on past iconic matches and wrestlers. They also touch on their opinions on UFC and the upcoming Tyson vs Paul fight. The topic of Mike Tyson's face tattoo from The Hangover movie is brought up and the legal issues surrounding it. The tattoo artist shares his knowledge on tattooing on dark skin and the challenges that come with it. to be honest, the best part that, like, it's 100% like it feels like Scratch Boone. But then once that goes on, my. The speaker and their friend are discussing music and artists, mentioning ones like Jelly Roll and Keith Urban. They talk about how they prefer some of their more soulful and powerful songs and don't really enjoy the rap parts. They also mention their love for Luke Combs and how he has transitioned into a successful artist. The conversation then Two people discussed Disney movies like Cinderella, Mickey Mouse, and Winnie the Pooh. They also talked about other movies like Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. They discussed the original Brothers Grimm tales and how they were much darker than the Disney versions. They also mentioned the casting for the new Harry Potter series and shared some trivia about the actors who played Dumbledore. They also talked about their personal experiences with these movies and how nostalgia plays a role in one's love for these stories. Many shoutouts from many people during livestream, people are generally wholesome. The artist speaks about how he got into tattooing, did management stuff first. They share funny and wholesome stories about tattoos they've given and received.

S1 Ep 7Elizabeth: Lets go deep (Sexy witches, Kinks and Fetishes)
EToday on Tats N Chats we run the gamut from snow white jokes, talking about diversity and how you need to represent cultures right, talking about how girls want to be manly men, about tattoos being a commitment, and talked about getting a tattoo apprenticeship A group of friends discuss different stories from Greek mythology, including Athena and Medusa, Helen and the origin of the spider, and Helen the Bee. They also touch on tattoos and technology, including self-ordering car parts and artificial intelligence. The two artists discuss artificial intelligence and its potential dangers. They also talk about Edward Scissorhands and how his hands could have been more functional. They finish their conversation and the artists thanks their model, who is dressed up as a sexy witch named Glinda. The video ends. In this episode of Pleasant Chats, Elizabeth and her guest discuss a range of topics, including kinks and fetishes, ASMR, and their disappointment with recent adaptations and movie remakes. They advocate for more diversity and originality in media.: The narrator talks about their dislike of movies and music and their struggles with social interaction. They share a funny story about dating someone who didn't have a TV or music, and they talk about their cats and other random topics like the TV show WandaVision. They also discuss the trend of giving villains a backstory and how they refuse to watch the movie The Little Mermaid. The guest on the podcast is a tattoo artist and talks about his work. He mentions that he doesn't like doing infinity symbol tattoos and that he would love to be able to do photorealistic family portraits but is currently better at animal portraiture. The group also talks about Halloween plans, rental prices, and their own tattoos. In Greek mythology, Hades is the firstborn of Chronos and Rhea, making him the eldest sibling of Zeus, Poseidon, Demeter, Hera, and Hestia. However, Zeus is considered the king of the gods and ruler of the sky. Hades, on the other hand, is the god of the underworld and is typically viewed as a villain due to his association with death and the afterlife. Despite this, Hades is not a bad deity and was simply The podcast hosts discuss their favorite comedians, mentioning Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, and Billy Connolly, who all have a specific brand of humor that the hosts admire. They also share their experiences with seeing these comedians live and their thoughts on their overall performances. Additionally, they touch on their travels to places like Paris and Spain, and how their interactions with locals and pickpockets have shaped their opinions on these cities. Finally, they mention seeing famous landmarks like the Palace of Versailles. Talking about how humans often look for conflict and drama, and how they scorn those who are different. Discussing how one should decide to watch a movie or not based on whether they like it, and not bother talking about it if they don't. Mentioning a dislike for Botox and how it's one of the most toxic substances. Describing a job working with children and the challenges of keeping them emotionally and physically in check, such as teaching them how to bake bread and The hosts discuss the Disney animation movie "The Little Mermaid", its plot, and how it differs from the original Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale. They then move on to talk about other dark and grotesque storytelling, including "Black Mirror" and "Love Death and Robots", and their love for the movie "Incomplete". They also touch on the movie "Glass" and its subtle storytelling, as well as the average film "Unhinged" and its message about being kind to others. They: The person is a voice actor who does various gigs such as voicing characters for video games, YouTube channels, motivational videos, and audiobooks. They talk about their experience and give some examples, including being paid $500 for making grunting noises for a video game and a few more things.

S1 Ep 6Thalia: Would you rather? (Nostalgia, Censorship and Parenthood)
EJoin us at a vibrant tattoo studio as Thalia shares her heartfelt reasons for choosing lion tattoos for her family. Discover the protective nature of lions and the significance of each cub's birth flower in this touching conversation. Perfect for tattoo enthusiasts and family lovers alike. Our speakers share their vivid experiences, comparing the sensation to sunburn, cat scratches, and more. Perfect for anyone curious about the reality of getting inked, this conversation gives an honest take on what to expect. we explore the quirky personalities of our beloved cats! From the authoritative matriarch to the playful Waffles, witness their hilarious antics and the dynamics of feline family life. Discover the charm and chaos these furry friends bring to our homes! thought-provoking philosophical discussion as we explore the existential dilemma: Would you rather know how or when you'll die? Discover the implications of each choice and how they shape our perspectives on life and death. Don't miss this deep dive into life's ultimate question! Join the hilarious debate on comedy and censorship in this engaging conversation! Our speakers dive into the challenges comedians face today, discussing the art of uncensored humor and the impact of societal sensitivities on comedy. Perfect for fans of stand-up and free speech!

S1 Ep 5Nadia (Sexuality, Star wars and Shark Tank... among other things)
EThe conversation covers a variety of topics, including C-sections, giving birth, birth procedures, healthcare, serial killers, and cooking. Extract from conversation with Nadia, about savory canned air and other questionable inventions, followed by discussion about the many Star Wars films, including their flaws and merits, and what's in store for the future. The hosts interview a guest on their show who laughs at a joke about her mother listening in. They talk about parents' reactions to their sexuality and then the conversation shifts to tragic fact that Grant Imahara from MythBusters passed away. Finally, they talk about some of the bizarre products pitched on Shark Tank.: A couple is cooking a bolognaise for dinner and discuss their different taste preferences, with one not liking vegetables and the other having texture issues with certain foods. The person who doesn't like vegetables prepares the bolognaise, while the other does most of the cooking due to being particular about their food. They also express their love for each other and sign off for the night, thanking their audience for watching. The person is getting a tattoo of a broken heart with a drop shadow. They talk about how different cultures have different ways of viewing and dealing with things. They also talk about the education system and technology and how they prefer traditional things over modern technology. They state that they prefer traditional currency over Bitcoin and suggest that Steve Irwin should have been on the $100 bill. Three cohosts chat in a radio show about sex and relationships, concluding that it's important to communicate openly and honestly in order to improve one's sex life. They also talk about the role of pornography in learning about sex and joke about their parents and awkward childhood memories of seeing them. One cohost shares a story about seeing a car with "I eat ass" written on it, which sparks a discussion about pushing boundaries and communication in sexual relationships. Open to read. I really feel like I've just started the year like super boldly, boldly? Maybe maybe bold is the answer. However, confidently to be able to achieve in the first year so that for me, I was pretty, I'm pretty damn proud of that. However, the Australian dollar is really down at the moment and I'm not loving it, it just feels like we're waiting for the end times to happen. Anyway, the movie Gladiator is getting a sequel and we've

S1 Ep 4Sapphire: Gettin Freaky
EAlex and his wife discuss how they met and how they never have questions about flirtation, relationships etc.: This is a conversation between three people discussing their tattoos and plans for future tattoos. They also talk about their favorite horror movies and villains, and one person suggests that wearing chain mail could be a good idea in a zombie apocalypse. They also talk about different foods they would and wouldn't eat in a post-apocalyptic world. Alex talks about the tattoo process, color fading, tattoo over scar tissue, self-harm scars, healing process, surviving vs victim mindset, the client (Sapphire) being a "serial killer groupie," criminal serial killer groupies. People who are fives on the looks scale are right in the middle and must make up for it with their personality. There are ugly people who are beautiful on the inside and gorgeous people with great personalities. They argue that artists have the right to refuse certain designs or styles and that clients should find an artist who specializes in what they want. They also mention the importance of mastering a certain style and staying true to one's own niche. The artist talks about their own experience as an all-round tattoo artist and mentions practicing humility and being comfortable with turning down clients to ensure quality work . The conversation touches on ADHD, anxiety, autism, and dyslexia. They discuss how they manage their conditions and how understanding friends and family are important. They also talk about their love for tattooing and what it's like to be a tattoo artist. They share their frustrations with clients who don't understand their artistic vision and treat them like they are just there own personal slave.

S1 Ep 3Jake: Growing out of religion and growing into life
ETwo guys talk about their businesses and share some interesting instances. Discussions of different types of alcohol and shots and their own personal experiences with drinking too much and getting sick. Some mention their favorite Baileys concoctions and others talk about the different beers and cocktails that they like. The conversation also touches on the idea of taking a break from alcohol and the potential for addiction. Two guys discuss video games, their dislike of Apple products, and the challenges of home renovation. One talks about his love for the video game franchise "Tony Hawk" and the other expresses interest in learning more about the works of H.P. Lovecraft. They also discuss their frustrations with slow progress on their home renovations and their inability to tackle projects themselves due to time and financial constraints. The client and tattoo artist talk about how people these days are getting more and more tattoos and accept them as self-expression, and how there are some crazy new things going on, like people identifying as seasons. They discuss the most painful tattoos they've had and the rise in popularity of cover-up tattoos. They also touch on tattoos in the workplace, specifically at the casino where the podcast host's wife was turned away due to her hand tattoos. The tattoo artist mentions his reluctance to tattoo face tattoos. They discuss drinks and foods that have unusual origins. They also touch on the father of the client used to be religious but stopped and encouraged the client to do whatever he wanted when the church seemed like BS. The speaker also used to be an atheist but is now open to the idea of spirituality. They talked about different Christian denominations and the client mentioned that Pentecostals believe in speaking in tongues and getting possessed by the Holy Spirit, giving an example of a man who speaks in gibberish. This is a conversation between two people about their jobs and a variety of other topics. The two discuss working in food production, watching TV shows like Ink Master and MasterChef, and growing up in a religious environment. One of the speakers shares his experiences with being part of a Christian community and participating in exorcisms as a child. The conversation ends with the two discussing the power of belief and the effectiveness of hypnotism.

S1 Ep 2Simone and Seth: Frogs, Fromsoft and Freaky Stuff (NSFW, Dark jokes ahead)
EA group of 3 discuss different things as they hang out in a tattoo parlor. Topics include essential oils, Dark Souls and creating character backstories, mirrors and parallel dimensions, and the complicated relationship between India and China. The conversation is casual and meandering diving into how using entire animals is more respectful than using only parts, and how humans have used animals in the creation of almost everything. They also talk about Disney and Pixar movies, the accents of villains, and sea shanties, and Simone shares her fascination with animals. The group discusses various topics including war, the Geneva Convention, Star Wars, war games, and space exploration, among others. They also talk about the dark and unethical side of medical science such as human experimentation and cloning. This video is about two A husband and wife, Simone and Seth, getting tattoos done by Alex. They chat about different topics such as Australia, Australian soldiers, Dark Souls, and the weapons used in wars. The tattoo artist talks about popular tattoo requests and how they cater to their clients' preferences. They also mention a request for a genital tattoo, but they decline because it's not something they're comfortable with. The conversation moves on to discussing veganism and the controversy surrounding it in the food industry. They start talking about Rick and Morty and then Frog tattoos. They call the cow's sacred and get back to tattooing. They talk about watching horror movies and looking at memes. This conversation involves talking about a variety of topics such as tattoos, Game of Thrones, Stephen King, serial killers, and Harry Potter. They also discuss their dream jobs, with one friend wanting to work with sexual crimes unit and another wanting to be a sniper. They also mention the flat earth theory and how people can be fervent in their beliefs even if they are insane. The two speakers were reminiscing about their time in the Navy and sang some songs related to it. They also discussed the difference between frigates and destroyers, and the cost of training a soldier and keeping a prisoner. They also mentioned a private company that is hired to oversee the security in prisons, and the dangerous and corrupt situation that can arise from it. They spend the day hanging out at a tattoo parlor, chatting about their favorite cartoons, books, and movies. They also discuss the process of tattooing and share their own body art. One of the clients has a degree in nursing, leading to a discussion about psychology and the mental states of superheroes and villains in comic books. As the night goes on, they continue to reminisce and laugh together. They talked about the process of becoming and being a tattoo artist, bad clients, strange tattoos clients have gotten, and the importance of location in the tattooing industry. There is also some discussion about past jobs they have had, including working at a prison, and the importance of rehabilitation in the prison system. They also discuss piercing and getting an "unbreakable" tattoo. The video ends with them chatting about video: Tatts and Chess welcome Simone and Seth, two frog enthusiasts. Rosella is a water scientist who loves frogs since she was a kid. Simon likes dark humor and dad jokes, and they talk about various types of frogs, and some jokes are a bit 18+. After a few hours, the husband and wife finish their tattoos and express their satisfaction.

S1 Ep 1Introduction
Husband and wife introduce themselves and share their stories.