Survivor: Turning Back Time

On this episode Steven and Jared take a side adventure to explore the beauty of Africa and alcohol. Wait, what’s that? There’s a game going on? Eh go away no time for your “strategy”. We have wildebeests to watch die!

Jared and Steven explain why you shouldn’t shout your friend’s religion out at the top of your lungs due to their misfortune and take a strong stance on Frank’s favorite political argument.

Jared is out of town so Steven is writing the description… uh. How’s it going? Did you have a good holiday break? Want to hear us break down the complexities of the Oxford comma?

On this episode Jared and Steven. Wait. Does anyone actually read these? Could I put anything I want here and no one would notice? We are all just insignificant specs of dust on the glasses of an uncaring universe, what difference does one description make? Oh and survivor happens and stuff.

On this episode Steven and Jared reunite after a long week and a half of Jared not only burning the candle at both ends, but adding new wicks. Ethan stays in the background, Brandon throws a pity party, and Tom is still creepy.

On this episode Jared and Steven discuss the horrible things they would or wouldn’t do to each other. (Not really, but man that would be a good bit)

On this episode Jared apologizes to boomers while Steven laughs at him, already having the foresight that his takes age like milk. Domestic Abuse Hotline: 800.799.7233

On this episode Steven and Jared continue to break down boomer politics, Jared commits to the bit, and Steven threatens to fist fight a wild ox on national television.

On this episode Steven and Jared watch Linda begin to create her own mythology around the gods of Africa. And they big mad.

On this episode Jared and Steven answer life’s hard questions such as: who is video conferencing whom?

On this episode Jared, Steven, and our special guest Christian dive head first into season 3! We have dehydration, cherry drama, possible dysentery, and it’s only episode 1! Set up your overnight guards, as we walk into the lions den!

Jared and Steven analyze the critical merit of one of the WORST movies in history. Perhaps one of them survives… oh like the show.

We came, we laughed, we saw. But mostly we starved. Season 2 wraps up here: next week. Well, we won’t talk about next week yet 😈CYT Colby Clip:https://youtu.be/0KqDHFYcel8

On this episode Steven and Jared go camping in a mediocre SUV and eat charcuterie with Jeff. BUY A PONTIAC AZTEC OR I SWEAR TO GOD CBS WILL CANCEL THIS SHOW!

Quoth the Jared, “It should have been Keith.”

On this episode Steven and Jared discuss the fact that no matter how bad it gets in the Outback, it can get worse.

On this episode Steven and Jared watch a group of seven people slowly waste away under the harsh conditions of the Outback, only for daddy Jeff to (begrudgingly) save them via rice. But at what cost?

On this episode Steven and Jared go on a romantic getaway. But unknown to one, the other secretly hates them. Write it to guess if Steven or Jared is the Colby in the relationship.

On this episode Steven and Jared discuss the editors attempt to pull the wool over our eyes, Elisabeth’s ascendancy, and jerri’s solidification of their villain status

On this episode Jared and Steven discuss merge strategy, Kucha fumbles the bag, and Jared tries to get Steven up on that pole

Things get red hot as Jared and Steven break down the first ever medivac in survivor history. We’re heading towards the merge, so get ready for some fiery content!

On this episode Steven and Jared discuss if Ohakor will ever win a challenge, and a mysterious contestant who hasn’t said a word this entire season joins the fray.

On this episode Steven and Jared analyze fires, alliances, and pigs…TO DEATH

On this episode Steven and Jared break every stick of bamboo that has ever existed on this face of the planet. Look it up. It’s true. There hasn’t been bamboo since the great bamboo culling of 2022.

Steven and Jared discuss what makes a good provider, and how to sneak contraband through customs. Also, your weekly reminder that Michael is a perv.

Steven, Jared and special guest Dan break down the difficult topics in life: using a compass, plastic surgery, and making friends.Check out more of Dan on the Unranked Podcast!Website: https://zyteheist.com/unranked/Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/unranked/id1094448084Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7pBbitLFCJteVYQoje3MXs?si=b35XXJOWSEuVjU0GIcfYBQContact us @survivortbt on [email protected]/survivortbt on Reddit

Steven and Jared bumble their way into the finale episode where tensions rise, friendships fail, and our inaugural season comes to a close. Not only is a million dollars on the line, but also a Pontiac Aztec. Which is certainly one of the car ever made.

It’s the final days season 1, and things are getting tense around camp. With only the alliance and Sean left the next vote seems simple. But is it really? (It is) please make sure to write in to the show at [email protected], rate, review, and subscribe!

This week Steven and Jared take a vacation and come to you live from the open ocean! But wait…who’s that behind the wheel? Why the hell is Sean’s dad here? I’m not sure we got on the right boat…

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On this episode Steven and Jared break down the island politics of being naked, Kelly wants to play on hard mode, and Sean….exists.

Legend says he is still out there. Amongst the trees. He’s watching you. And he’s naked for some reason. Ruining time lapse videos.

On this episode Jared and Steven go on a quasi romantic date with four bottles of wine and weird sexual tension.

This week Jared and Steven dissect why you should listen more, the merge is announced, and one more contestant hits the road. Unfortunately, you can only find this podcast out of snake island so make sure you head there and give us a rating and review! MooS3ra on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/2L9UCqtnAGxRDsVYiJCEfq?si=4LQvKvPFRsqLs1g_UGyaNQ

Join Steven and Jared on this weeks episode as Eminem’s Mom sues him, Sean finally poops, Greg spirals mentally, and spears are tossed at the patriarchy. Watch along with us, and send your thoughts, comments, or criticism to [email protected] and don’t forget to rate and review!twitter: @survivortbtYour hosts:Steven Labine-instagram: @stevethemusical-tiktok: @schteef-twitch.tv/schteefplaysJared Sheldon@jaredsheldon8

Steven and Jared are calling in this week from the shell phone and reminding folks why survivor had to make a diversity push in the first place. Alliances form, friendships grow, and Sean still has caught any fish. If you want to comment on todays episode drop us a line at [email protected]!

Steven and Jared parachute in to talk about all of your favorite survivor topics: fragile masculinity, sexual frustration, preaching the gospel, and of course eating disgusting, disgusting things. Enter the challenge dimension with us and make sure you watch along!Contact us!email [email protected]: @survivortbtYour hosts:Steven Labine-instagram: @stevethemusical-tiktok: @schteef-twitch.tv/schteefplaysJared Sheldon@jaredsheldon8

Steven and Jared dive further into the rough beginnings of the first season of Survivor and express our deep love of the one, the only B.B! Come on a journey with us and dive into the first kernels of strategy in the game.Contact us!email [email protected]: @survivortbtYour hosts:Steven Labine-instagram: @stevethemusical-tiktok: @schteef-twitch.tv/schteefplaysJared Sheldon@jaredsheldon8

It's the first ever episode of the Survivor: Turning Back Time Podcast!This week, Steven and Jared go back to the very beginning, the year 2000. We find a baby Jeff, a reality show that doesn't quite know what it will be yet, and an island in the South China Sea. Come join us as we break down the cast, the challenge, the drama, and first ever Tribal Council.Contact us!email [email protected]: @survivortbtYour hosts:Steven Labine-instagram: @stevethemusical-tiktok: @schteef-twitch.tv/schteefplaysJared Sheldon@jaredsheldon8