Survivor: Turning Back Time

Jared and Steven hold a match game mixer to get to know each other.

Jared and Steven figure out how a granola bar snuck its way Into our podcast.

Jared, Steven and special guest Jess tackle a new game with a gendered twist.

Jared, Steven and Jess attend a fitness class and box our way into season 6

We did it, we slayed the beast. But at what cost?

Jared and Steven give a not so fond farewell.

Jared and Steven call our families to tell them we love them but cannot touch them under Jeff’s orders.

Jared and Steven ride an elephant into the sunset while simultaneously contemplate 32 different strategies while accomplishing none.

Jared and Steven dig up dirt in multiple languages and force everyone to watch videos of their loved ones.

Jared and Steven team up with the monkey to raid the food supply of the remaining contestants.

I’m writing this from the back of Jared’s car. That’s it. That’s the episode description.

Jared and Steven call a Survivor sanctioned time out to reorganize

Jared and Steven get swept away in a tide and refuse to do anything about it even when Jeff gives us the opportunity to.

The hits keep coming and they don’t stop coming.

Oooof. Steven and Jared struggle to talk about SA and gaslighting.

Jared and Steven explore our emotions and talk about Tanya, Tanya, Tanya.

Claire (She/They) joins the crew as we dive into the premiere of season 5! This episode has too many beans.

Get ready, for an episode of Survivor: Turning Back Time! Tonight’s guests, Jared Sheldon (attorney at laughs) and Steven Labine (professional ankle breaker).

Jared and Steven discuss the good (this season), the bad (Jared’s picks), and the ugly (the reunion show).

Jared and Steven explore race, cars, and knowing when you’ve won the argument.

Jared describes a real life heist and Steven does his best.

Jared and Steven share a single mint during their struggle to survive the harsh Chicago winter

Jared and Steven hop on tables and see who can stay off the floor the longest.

Jared and Steven fly kites, hock Snickers, and discuss how to win a challenge while not losing a season.

Steven and Jared go over the early season predictions and disagree sometimes.

Steven and Jared win podcast of the year on the technicality that all the other podcasts were not within reach of a chain at the end of the challenge.

Jared and Steven decided that instead of a podcast they will set up a commune and live off the game energy Boston Rob emits and crab..

Jared and Steven cringe alllll episode. So much cringe.

On today’s episode, Jared and Steven discus buoyancy, the origin of the blindside, and why pee is not the answer.

On this episode Steven and Jared explore themes of Mexican cuisine, and who may or may not be whose mother while answering the age old question: which is worse, rotting fish or Malort?

Jared, Steven, and special guest Michaela learn how to become the hole-iest we can be.

Jared and Steven find out what makes a true expert marksman and why the answer is a pudding cup.

Jared and Steven go on a mission to overthrow the great tyrant Bryant Gumble.

On this episode Steven and Jared learn that maybe the real white saviorism was the trucks we won along the way.

On this episode Steven and Jared take a side adventure to explore the beauty of Africa and alcohol. Wait, what’s that? There’s a game going on? Eh go away no time for your “strategy”. We have wildebeests to watch die!

Jared and Steven explain why you shouldn’t shout your friend’s religion out at the top of your lungs due to their misfortune and take a strong stance on Frank’s favorite political argument.

Jared is out of town so Steven is writing the description… uh. How’s it going? Did you have a good holiday break? Want to hear us break down the complexities of the Oxford comma?

On this episode Jared and Steven. Wait. Does anyone actually read these? Could I put anything I want here and no one would notice? We are all just insignificant specs of dust on the glasses of an uncaring universe, what difference does one description make? Oh and survivor happens and stuff.

On this episode Steven and Jared reunite after a long week and a half of Jared not only burning the candle at both ends, but adding new wicks. Ethan stays in the background, Brandon throws a pity party, and Tom is still creepy.

On this episode Jared and Steven discuss the horrible things they would or wouldn’t do to each other. (Not really, but man that would be a good bit)

On this episode Jared apologizes to boomers while Steven laughs at him, already having the foresight that his takes age like milk. Domestic Abuse Hotline: 800.799.7233

On this episode Steven and Jared continue to break down boomer politics, Jared commits to the bit, and Steven threatens to fist fight a wild ox on national television.

On this episode Steven and Jared watch Linda begin to create her own mythology around the gods of Africa. And they big mad.

On this episode Jared and Steven answer life’s hard questions such as: who is video conferencing whom?

On this episode Jared, Steven, and our special guest Christian dive head first into season 3! We have dehydration, cherry drama, possible dysentery, and it’s only episode 1! Set up your overnight guards, as we walk into the lions den!

Jared and Steven analyze the critical merit of one of the WORST movies in history. Perhaps one of them survives… oh like the show.

We came, we laughed, we saw. But mostly we starved. Season 2 wraps up here: next week. Well, we won’t talk about next week yet 😈CYT Colby Clip:https://youtu.be/0KqDHFYcel8

On this episode Steven and Jared go camping in a mediocre SUV and eat charcuterie with Jeff. BUY A PONTIAC AZTEC OR I SWEAR TO GOD CBS WILL CANCEL THIS SHOW!

Quoth the Jared, “It should have been Keith.”

On this episode Steven and Jared discuss the fact that no matter how bad it gets in the Outback, it can get worse.