Survivor: Turning Back Time

Jared and Steven support strikes and get mad about throwing challenges

Jared and Steven hold each other up with an elaborate pilot system.

Jared and Steven boldly claim this is the episode that changes shows everyone we can be serious before immediately falling on our faces

Jared, Steven and special guest Harper discuss the finer things in life. Like stealing someone else’s shoes

Jared and Steven aren’t quite sure if we’re the good guys or the bad guys. (Not an ad) Watch This movie on Crackle: https://www.crackle.com/details/affb6cb6-7343-47bf-bd51-429c5ea856b8/the-mercenaryTrigger warnings: violence, death, sexual assault, gore.

Jared and Steven get sad that Rob didn’t win.

Jared and Steven go out to get firewood, again, and again, and again…

Jared and Steven make wine from all these sour grapes.

Jared and Steven come clean that we’ve been lying to each other the entire time.

Jared and Steven meet up in secret to discuss the plans for overthrowing another podcast but only Jared gets to talk.

Jared and Steven compete to see who has the sharpest knife and wit.

Steven and Jared take their shirts off and no one is happy about it.

Jared and Steven cook up a steak and give Shawna the sweet release from Survivor that she no longer wants.

Jared and Steven swap chairs and help Shawna through her case of the Mondays.

Jared and Steven figure out how to leave the podcast while the other won’t let him.

Jared and Steven hold a match game mixer to get to know each other.

Jared and Steven figure out how a granola bar snuck its way Into our podcast.

Jared, Steven and special guest Jess tackle a new game with a gendered twist.

Jared, Steven and Jess attend a fitness class and box our way into season 6

We did it, we slayed the beast. But at what cost?

Jared and Steven give a not so fond farewell.

Jared and Steven call our families to tell them we love them but cannot touch them under Jeff’s orders.

Jared and Steven ride an elephant into the sunset while simultaneously contemplate 32 different strategies while accomplishing none.

Jared and Steven dig up dirt in multiple languages and force everyone to watch videos of their loved ones.

Jared and Steven team up with the monkey to raid the food supply of the remaining contestants.

I’m writing this from the back of Jared’s car. That’s it. That’s the episode description.

Jared and Steven call a Survivor sanctioned time out to reorganize

Jared and Steven get swept away in a tide and refuse to do anything about it even when Jeff gives us the opportunity to.

The hits keep coming and they don’t stop coming.

Oooof. Steven and Jared struggle to talk about SA and gaslighting.

Jared and Steven explore our emotions and talk about Tanya, Tanya, Tanya.

Claire (She/They) joins the crew as we dive into the premiere of season 5! This episode has too many beans.

Get ready, for an episode of Survivor: Turning Back Time! Tonight’s guests, Jared Sheldon (attorney at laughs) and Steven Labine (professional ankle breaker).

Jared and Steven discuss the good (this season), the bad (Jared’s picks), and the ugly (the reunion show).

Jared and Steven explore race, cars, and knowing when you’ve won the argument.

Jared describes a real life heist and Steven does his best.

Jared and Steven share a single mint during their struggle to survive the harsh Chicago winter

Jared and Steven hop on tables and see who can stay off the floor the longest.

Jared and Steven fly kites, hock Snickers, and discuss how to win a challenge while not losing a season.

Steven and Jared go over the early season predictions and disagree sometimes.

Steven and Jared win podcast of the year on the technicality that all the other podcasts were not within reach of a chain at the end of the challenge.

Jared and Steven decided that instead of a podcast they will set up a commune and live off the game energy Boston Rob emits and crab..

Jared and Steven cringe alllll episode. So much cringe.

On today’s episode, Jared and Steven discus buoyancy, the origin of the blindside, and why pee is not the answer.

On this episode Steven and Jared explore themes of Mexican cuisine, and who may or may not be whose mother while answering the age old question: which is worse, rotting fish or Malort?

Jared, Steven, and special guest Michaela learn how to become the hole-iest we can be.

Jared and Steven find out what makes a true expert marksman and why the answer is a pudding cup.

Jared and Steven go on a mission to overthrow the great tyrant Bryant Gumble.

On this episode Steven and Jared learn that maybe the real white saviorism was the trucks we won along the way.

On this episode Steven and Jared take a side adventure to explore the beauty of Africa and alcohol. Wait, what’s that? There’s a game going on? Eh go away no time for your “strategy”. We have wildebeests to watch die!