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Miranda and Steve were a great couple, but he isn't good enough for her anymore. Miranda gets out of the kitchen and into bed where Che Diaz, who is "really good at sex," ruins her life and makes her fall in love. Professor Naya continues to freak me out because she clearly has no friends or family. Why can't Carrie hookup with her podcast producer? At least we're here for Carrie and Peter's second date. Enjoy. * I apologize for the audio quality. I need to switch back to the microphone I bought. (3:14) Miranda runs into her professor AGAIN (5:00) This show is all about depression and struggles (6:30) Miranda enjoys sex with all her clothes on (7:26) Charlotte doesn't know how to take down the patriarchy (11:00) Let's unpack why Carrie and Peter vomited on the street (12:54) What do I have to do to get Carrie's body? I stan! (14:20) Miranda has no chill, what a mess!

Miranda tries to rewrite the rules, claiming that "a finger" doesn't constitute an extramarital affair. We discuss. I also go in on the sexist, but hot, plastic surgeon who thinks men are superior to women. Thanks for your patience. I hope you enjoy this episode even though the audio quality isn't so great for a few seconds at a time as the episode progresses. Hang in there. I had fun recording this one. (0:39) The costume department needs to donate their paychecks (2:44) Miranda's professor has no friends??? (5:55) Miranda's masturbation scene. No one in the writer's room said this is weird??? (7:20-12:09) This show is designed to make women hate themselves! Rant about the sexist plastic surgeon!!!! (13:22-15:30) Is a finger sex?! I don't think so. #andjustlikethat #satc

Che Diaz changes Miranda's life. Miranda sounds like a wounded animal. (1:16) Miranda is too bold for an addict (3:20) Rock would never IRL (5:38) Brady's girlfriend's HUGE contradiction! (7:34) This show is too woke WITHOUT A PLOT (9:05) Cheanda = Che + Miranda. You heard it here first! (11:06) Cheanda's first "sex" scene (13:05) Why can't we see Carrie having fun????

The actress who plays Che said that her character on "And Just Like That" was performative. We couldn't agree more. The series itself is a woke performative laughing stock actually! (5:10) Charlotte tries to rent a black friend (6:48) Brady's girlfriend is trash (10:30) Give Seema a spinoff (12:07) Naya & Miranda as besties is bulls*it (14:55) Carrie grieves for 30 seconds

Chris Noth is a big reason why Sex and the City was successful. We love him on this show, what his character evolved into. And Just Like That is trash. We get into whether or not Carrie is behind Mr. Big's demise. (1:10) X, Y and Me podcast "jokes" (6:50) Big's gift to Natasha Naginsky (7:55) Carrie's sex joke (8:45) Did Carrie kill Big? (10:31) Carrie doesn't know her own phone number (11:27) The only funny scene in the entire series (11:52) Steve cheats when he doesn't get laid so...? (16:15) Che's "comedy concert" (18:40) Carrie is so rude to Charlotte

We wish that And Just Like That was satire. The Sex and the City "revivial" is so terrible, we've actually boycotted the show after season 1. I don't know what's going on with any of the characters now and I prefer to keep it that way. (4:15) Big's clothes are different sizes. Audio fades from 5:11 - 6:25 (sorry, it was an accident). (8:16) Miranda's funeral speech #WTF (10:40) Shout-out to the Chucky doll subway thief.

And Just Like That, the reboot of Sex and the City, is one of the worst shows of all time. Fans were beyond living about how episode 1, season 1, ended. We loved Big! But the ending of episode 1 isn't the only thing wrong with the show - all of it is bad from top to bottom and we don't even have Samantha on the series anymore. Kim Cattrall is a living legend for passing on this embarassing trash project that tries to hard to be woke.

Dave Chappelle signed a very fat check with Netflix to release comedy specials. He keeps upsetting people with his new projects, though. Why has Chappelle been proudly punching down in his recent Netflix comedy specials? After a long hiatus from Hollywood, it appears that maybe Dave should flee to Africa again for some soul-searching before he makes another trash special. And I'm saying this as someone who thinks Dave is the GOAT.⁠

The Golden Bachelor is allegedly broke and has had girlfriends ever since his wife died. None of that was revealed on the show. Gerry Turner is a fraud, according to an explosive hit piece. Theresa Nist is rich and that poor woman didn't know what she was getting into. Gerry and Theresa announced their split the other week. They have only been married for 3 months. Here I discuss who he really is - a broke fatphobic loser! Allegedly. Sorry not sorry.

Netflix's The Ultimatum features a group of couples that are actually the worst together, but is there any couple that stands out as being a great pairing that should get married? We give our two cents on all of the twosomes. Do you have a favorite couple?

And Just Like That, the reboot of Sex and the City, is one of the worst shows of all time. Fans were beyond living about how episode 1, season 1, ended. We loved Big! But the ending of episode 1 isn't the only thing wrong with the show - all of it is bad from top to bottom and we don't even have Samantha on the series anymore. Kim Cattrall is a living legend for passing on this embarassing trash project that tries to hard to be woke.

Derrick Jaxn was a fraudulent relationship expert who would cheat on his wife. When his scandal broke, everyone had a lot to say about it because his wife was passive and defending him. They have since divorced. Derrick shouldn't remarry but I hope his ex wife finds love and happiness. She's been through it.

Michelle Lally says that her estranged husband Jesse Lally isn't the one she's supposed to be with. They hooked up and had "the world's longest booty call" and now they're parents to a 3 year-old, when The Valley was filmed, and a married but separated couple. Jesse probably feels terrible watching season 1 of Bravo's new hit show. Can someone check on him? Thanks.

Luke, Kristen's boyfriend, says he has a secret about Michelle and Jesse Lally. Meanwhile Kristen reminded Michelle that she's protecting her. Somewhere a very famous A-list director is hanging out with Michelle, but I personally don't think that means Michelle is cheating. We will see in episode 6 Jax say that Michelle has been texting other men, which would make sense. Michelle is completely over her husband. Don't cry Jesse! You're making us feel bad for you even though you're a jerk.

Vanderpump Rules season 11, episode 12 was more than I could have hoped for. Tom Sandoval cries over Rachel Leviss "using" him, LOL, and DJ James Kennedy doesn't hold back, letting Sandoval know that Rachel didn't love him, he's a liar and his band is trash. Everyone on Instagram is saying that James is the number 1 guy in the group. We concur! Lala Kent is pregnant with a second daughter, but we get to see her bring her friends (cast members) and family together to choose who her baby daddy will be. I love this for Lala so damn much!!

Kristen Doute got fired from Vanderpump Rules "for being a racist," according to Jesse. But here she goes accusing someone else of possibly being racist. Why? We don't know, but Kristen and Jax are the only reason we're watching. Our hearts are broken from Brittany and Jax as they work with their nonverbal son, Cruz. Luke has grown on us & Brittany and Jax reveal details about the sex life! Big yikes.

Kristen Doute moves into a rundown apartment. Secondhand embarassment is real. Why is Jax opening a bar and interviewing bartenders he wants to sleep with? Michelle and Jesse's life coach is sexy as hell and I want to find him online. Jesse and Michelle are letting viewers into their counseling session. I'm uncomfortable! Jesse is a snob and I hope Kristen learns to keep her mouth shut - this chaos and anger wasn't worth it hun! You haven't learned a thing. Sigh.

Episode 2 of Bravo's The Valley gets good. We see that Jax is obsessed with Kristen Doute. Kristen claims that Luke is her forever, Jesse really is a jerk for pinching Kristen and Kristen needs to learn how to manage her temper better because now everyone hates her. Zack sucks. I want him off the show. Just had to repeat that. He's thirsty and annoying!

The Valley is one of Bravo's best new shows. We get to see some of the best and worst couples, all cosplaying as besties. Best of all, we see Kristen Doute acting like an idiot, per usual, and Jax Taylor getting everyone worked up. Brittany Cartwright and her accent are a breath of fresh air while Zack is annoying and I'm hoping he'll get fired.

Whew chile, Simon Leviev gets me tight! Netflix's The Tinder Swindler had me quaking, and I got questions! Billionaires are on Tinder. You don't have to victim blame, but we dive into our 10 biggest questions we have for the average looking heartless scammer.

Just here to stan Michelle Buteau's show, Survival of the Thickest. It put me in the best mood! You don't wanna miss it, and you don't wanna miss my other update right at the beginning of this mini-episode!

Shirtless Jeremy Allen White walks around in Calvin Klein underwear with his abs and dick print making straight women and gay men lose their minds. I give a frame by frame breakdown of the masterpiece that is half naked Jeremy Allen White flaunting his abs, and hidden belly button, for everyone to enjoy courtesy of Calvin Klein!

Four couples remain engaged on season 8 of Love is Blind. At least one couple got hitched. We predict what we hope will go down.