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Anyone else wondering what the Netflix effect on infidelity website Ashley Madison did for subscriptions?! It's a genius concept - married people hooking up with married people. I review the shocking Netflix documentary, which chronicles the site's success and scandals. I feel like Ashley Madison should cut Netflix a fat check because I have a feeling the website has had a steady influx in traffic and an uptick in memberships since the eye-opening documentary was released. Do you know anyone who has used the site? I wanna talk to some Ashley Madison members. Now I'm curious.

Brittany Cartwright has finally seen the light and she wants to separate from Jax Taylor, real name Jason Cauchi. It makes me sad that it took Brittany pretty much a decade to accept that Jax will always give her so much less than she deserves because Jax isn't boyfriend or husband material. I hope Jax was telling the truth when he Tweeted that Brittany has been sleeping with someone else for the past 4 months. I recap the last 6 episodes of "The Valley" in this episode.

I don't know if Scheana Shay wants to keep her job or not, but this certainly isn't a good way of going about it. Scheana throws Vanderpump Rules executive producer Alex Baskin under the bus. I don't care what threat Scheana received, she's always on the wrong side of history and she chooses the wrong people to support. Lala will be done with her soon. What a mess.

Tom Brady appears on "The Pivot" podcast today where he says that he would not want to be roasted again because it "affected" his kids and they are the people he cares about "the most in the world." I do not disagree with anything Tom said about the Netflix roast. Roasts are brutal, if he weren't so attention starved, he wouldn't have signed up to do it! His kids are thriving, and will always thrive. This is bull**it.

Emilio Coochie's legal name is Emilio Garcia. He's currently in a long term relationship with a cis man. Is he a broke barb? That would explain why he's going for Meg's money. He claims Megan Thee Stallion had sex with a woman in front of him and two others, fat shamed him, underpaid him and began treating him poorly after he witnessed her hookup. We have questions like WHAT KIND OF SEX was Megan allegedly having?!?!?!?!?!.... We get into everything in this episode.

I enjoy watching Jax on my screen because I think he's a dumb annoying idiot. Fans are annoyed that Lisa is pretending to be oblivous to Jax and James performing at Sur together. Who is writing the scripts for this show, allegedly? Brock and Scheana have some real moments. I think I know why Ariana is so happy this week, Ally seems thrilled that Jax and Katie argue, and Sandoval reminds everyone that Scheana was "the other woman in a relationship" once. Brock's booty has a cameo and Brock stands up for his wife before she storms off. I was seated and highly entertained!

We hate that Tom Sandoval has hurt Ariana Madix so deeply, she carries a lot of anger inside of her. With time, she will be so thankful her relationship with Tom ended. Producers, allegedly, forced her to interact with Sandoval, which made for great TV. I stan Ariana and we all need to live vicariously through her epic glow up. Mad respect, honestly. Living legend status. This is a recap & 2 cents episode about Ariana's rise to borderline mainstream fame and success, hidden in a Vanderpump Rules season 11, episode 10 recap.

Love is Blind has areas of improvement and we reveal what should change about the popular series, but will it? We believe it might. Love is Blind is set up to make couples fail and ratings soar. This episode has spoilers! Don't listen if you haven't watched season 4 episodes yet! UPDATE: I recorded my recap for episodes 1-5, but I will release it on Thursday instead of today. It's past 1am/ too late for me to listen and add time stamps. (4:59) The Bachelor franchise is the worst (7:12) My issues with Love is Blind, the premise and its execution (9:42) What viewers want (16:30) Unseen and unheard (19:46) Trash proposals

Chelsea Blackwell and Jimmy Presnell constantly fight on Love is Blind season 6. I reenact the "clingy" fight and the "You were gone for an hour without me" fight. Chelsea is trash. People who hate themselves should not be in relationships, or sign up for a dating show! Everyone needs therapy, but some need it more than others #ChelseaBlackwell #LoveisBlind, #LoveisBlindS6 Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

Jessica Vestal is the mom of a 10 year-old daughter. I think Jimmy dumped Jessica for 3 reasons (8:18). Jess is the most conventionally beautiful contestant in the show's history! I'm not a fan of Jessica and I explain why! She ate with that epi pen quote, but she has issues. She's THIRSTY. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

We give it to you raw. There isn't much to like about Kenneth or Laura. I hate thtat people seem to think Laura's behavior is okay. She's insufferable! Principal Kenneth Gorham got engaged to Brittany Mills and everyone was rooting for them, until Kenneth saw some dolphins and got his phone back. He was checked out! Next, I talk about Laura Dadisman being verbally abusive to her fiancé Jeramey. I'm glad Jeramey got payback. Sorry, not sorry. I also mention Amy and Johnny, two people who don't want to have anything to do with birth control. Love is Blind season 6 is unbelievable! WTF. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

Love is Blind season 6 contestant Chelsea Blackwell nearly broke Twitter when she said people tell her she looks like Megan Fox. Correction: Irina of season 4 said that she's a bombshell - Zack is the one who said Irina looks like Megan Fox. Keep Megan's name out of your mouth if you aren't a 10! And don't ask your Love is Blind matches what they look like. That's cheating AND you still may not be attracted to them. Chelsea is case in point! Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

Izzy Zapata outs himself as a sexist jerk, Chris outs himself as a jerk, Stacy can't do makeup or dress right, Aaliyah and Taylor looked gorgeous, Nick and Vanessa did better but still have room for improvement...

This season of Love is Blind is easily one of the worst in the shows history. What a shame. We're only one episode away from finding out which couple gets married. Also, Uche is the worst.

Love is Blind season 5 gives us JP, an idiot who says he doesn't want his fiance wearing makeup. It also gives us Uche, who won't leave Lydia alone, and Chris, an innocent doormat. SMH! Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pvalleypodcast

Love is Blind is supposed to feature beautiful love stories, but season 2 was filled with the worst couples I've ever seen, deadass. Netflix should have just found a new cast and showed us those people! I talk about each and every trainwreck couple in this episode! Hope you enjoy.

I watched Renaissance and I was shoccked to learn that Blue Ivy is the one who asked her mom if she could tour with her and perform during the Renaissance world tour? Blue is still in school, but Beyonce toured during the summer break. Is Blue a talented dancer? She has huge footsteps to fill. Enormous.

The Traitors US season 2 finale and reunion really sucked and I feel like most fans, if not all fans, of the show will be upset about what happened. They shouldn't have to write down names in front of the other players, especially when Trishelle has such a long name. It makes it way too obvious! What happened at the end of season 2 was backstabbing at its worst. This is what happens when you cast has beens. Team MJ, for ethical reasons only. Team Sandra, for strategic reasons. I hope they bring Sandra back next season.

The name that MJ wrote down is finally revealed to us. We are happy with MJ's decision. Reality TV royalty Phaedra Parks is at the roundtable having to defend herself because Dan ruined everything for her. In the end, I agree with how Phaedra played this game (in this episode) and I explain why. Sidenote: Sandra better win this sh*t! Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

This show is getting hard to stomach, but I still love it so much. I won't be deterred, even if I'm feeling like I'm watching Fear Factor. Sheree Whitfield doesn't like bugs y'all! Phaedra Parks puts her trust in Kate Chastain of Below Deck. New alliances are made and bonds are shaken up. We live for this show! Instagram, Twitter, TiktokEpisode 8 of The Traitors US Season 2 was Fear Factor, with another name. Sheree Whitfield doesn't like bugs y'all! Phaedra Parks puts her trust in Kate Chastain of Below Deck. New alliances are made and bonds are shaken up. We live for this show! Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

It looks like we may have a couple on this series! Phaedra and CT look like they may make it Instagram official one day! How you doin? The Traitors had one big surprise this episode. That surprise keeps one player in the game who was almost guaranteed to be voted off. Who will be voted off next?! Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

The Traitors season 2 continues to deliver some of the best reality TV of all time. Who goes home? Who should go home? Kate is a great addition to the show, but we're Team Phaedra and Team Peter over here. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

I go over all of the madness in episodes 1 through 4 of season 2 of Peacock's series, "The Traitors." Team Phaedra Parks! Recap starts around (4:18). * Sorry for the click sounds. That was my laptop... Maybe don't listen with ear pods/ headphones in... I also adjusted the speed - it's too fast toward the end, but overall the episode sounds better because it's a little faster. Who will be voted out next?! Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

You don't want to sleep on the mind blowing chaos that is Netflix's "Twin Flames" documentary. It's one of the most shocking documentaries I've ever seen. Love is not worth what the Twin Flame Universe cult members are going through! I thought I had seen it all, and then I watched this docuseries. Big yikes. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

The Ultimatum is one of Netflix's better shows because of the trainwrecks that are featured on the series. Lisa and Chris and Roxanne and Antonio are some of the worst couples in Netflix history. They also saved The Ultimatum season 2 with their antics. Why didn't Trey defend Riah at the reunion? Why was Vanessa Lachey trying to get Roxanne to get married on the spot? Lisa isn't hormonal now, so why did she get a pass for insulting Riah? Let's get into it already!

Meghan Markle being treated poorly is complex and multilayered. British people and British media hate that she's American, an actress, Black, and older with Prince Harry, a man they watched their entire lives and whom they want to protect. I'm not going to reduce the issues Meghan faced down to racism alone. I also discuss the disgusting comments a UK writer wrote about Meghan, Harry complaining about being yelled at, where the f**k is Meghan's black family members, do H&M want to dismantle the monarchy, should they attend Charles's coronation? I'm getting into it in this stream of consciousness episode where sheets on my bed were making background noise early on, sorry. Happy New Year!

Rachel Leviss, aka Raquel Leviss claims she has every right to get a restraining order. This woman is too old to be incapable of making her own decisions. You know Rachel was told to pursue protection against Scheana when it's not like Scheana would ever want to be around Rachel again. Sigh. Lala is fake af, she wants to start a podcast for side chicks and so much more!!!!!!! (13:27) Rachel comes for everyone (13:57) Rachel vs. Angelina (16:50) James allegations (21:47-24:00) Bethenny tries to get Rachel emotional (27:18-29:57) Rachel and Bethenny don't know what HIPPA laws are (30:52 - 31:43) Bethenny needs a conservatorship (35:16 - 39:37) Rachel is upset she didn't profit (40:44 - 43:58) Rachel hates Lala, as she should. (44:00-48:13) Rachel isn't worth as much as Tom and Ariana (48:16-49:47) No contact policy (49:50-51:37) Lala's IG DM (52:11-54:52) mistress podcast

She took her time on this one, but Rachel Leviss is finally speaking out on Scandoval. Rachel made bad decisions and paid the price for them. Bethenny Frankel, of course, is trying to capitalize on Rachel's affair by allowing her to give her first interview. The only problem is, Bethenny didn't do any research first. The mistress formerly known as Raquel slams Ariana and Tom Sandoval's relationship. I haven't heard my hot takes anywhere else!! What do you think of what I have to say about the PR fiasco that was Rachel's first post-Vanderpump Rules reunion interview?!?!

Prince Harry hasn't had enough therapy, and therapy can only help so much when you've been through what he's been through. He has no loyalty. We're baffled by his penchant for giving TMI. Prince Harry's Spare memoir shocks the world with scathing revelations no one with self-respect, or empathy for their family, would reveal. Some say Harry, who is clearly paranoid and jealous, is a narcissist. Others say he's bipolar... (7:03) Meghan should run. (11:05) Prince Harry is Kanye with red hair. (12:52-19:08) "William's advanced baldness is alarming." (21:53-24:13) Harry's obsession w/ Meghan & his "archnemesis" brother. (24:15) Prince William is sexy for throwing hands. (27:29) Harry's frostbitten penis. (29:07) Harry's book was 800 pages. (31:32) Harry sells out his Dad. (33:04) Prince Harry is in a permanent state of anger. (36:32) Harry & Meghan are being used.

The first two seasons of "You" on Netflix were pretty great. And then there was season 3. We're giving podcast updates + we're talking about how progressive "You" on Netflix is: Anti-vaxxers are anti-logic, bisexual men are sexy, interracial couples are no big deal, non-monogamy can work, oral is for women, and psycho b*tches have to go! (10:22) bisexuality & open marriages (4:43) sexuality on You (27:00) Sherry and Cary (31:01) Victoria Pedretti is an icon (36:16) What You gets wrong (38:38) Joe's toes (39:19) What will happen in season 4 & season 5?

This is where we got off of the And Just Like That train. It only gets worse and I can't watch a series that disappoints me because it's one of the worst I've ever seen. 1) Consent isn't sexy?/ 2) Miranda's an Atheist/ 3) Che Diaz sings/ 4) Che's pilot/ 5) Miranda blows up her life 6) Bobby Lee's wife/ 7) Charlotte's bad kids/ 8) "What's a paper towel machine?" - trans rabbi/ 9) Croissant cosplay/ 10) Carrie's no advice "advice podcast".

And Just Like That is exhausting because it cares about being woke more than its characters. I hate this show. The ratings must have tanked. (0:13-2:24) Rant about "You can't be that white woman who just writes a check" (3:42) Where's Carrie's book? (5:00) This show gets everything wrong & is ageist (8:48) Why tf don't we see Miranda surprise Che in Cleveland? (13:34) Why doesn't Seema have any friends? (16:37) Carrie was the worst (18:45) Miranda craves some Che & is Meg Ryan (23:10) AJLT is disgusting to say the least (25:23) Steve is the sweetest guy in NYC (28:23) Seema's new boo

Miranda and Steve were a great couple, but he isn't good enough for her anymore. Miranda gets out of the kitchen and into bed where Che Diaz, who is "really good at sex," ruins her life and makes her fall in love. Professor Naya continues to freak me out because she clearly has no friends or family. Why can't Carrie hookup with her podcast producer? At least we're here for Carrie and Peter's second date. Enjoy. * I apologize for the audio quality. I need to switch back to the microphone I bought. (3:14) Miranda runs into her professor AGAIN (5:00) This show is all about depression and struggles (6:30) Miranda enjoys sex with all her clothes on (7:26) Charlotte doesn't know how to take down the patriarchy (11:00) Let's unpack why Carrie and Peter vomited on the street (12:54) What do I have to do to get Carrie's body? I stan! (14:20) Miranda has no chill, what a mess!

Miranda tries to rewrite the rules, claiming that "a finger" doesn't constitute an extramarital affair. We discuss. I also go in on the sexist, but hot, plastic surgeon who thinks men are superior to women. Thanks for your patience. I hope you enjoy this episode even though the audio quality isn't so great for a few seconds at a time as the episode progresses. Hang in there. I had fun recording this one. (0:39) The costume department needs to donate their paychecks (2:44) Miranda's professor has no friends??? (5:55) Miranda's masturbation scene. No one in the writer's room said this is weird??? (7:20-12:09) This show is designed to make women hate themselves! Rant about the sexist plastic surgeon!!!! (13:22-15:30) Is a finger sex?! I don't think so. #andjustlikethat #satc

Che Diaz changes Miranda's life. Miranda sounds like a wounded animal. (1:16) Miranda is too bold for an addict (3:20) Rock would never IRL (5:38) Brady's girlfriend's HUGE contradiction! (7:34) This show is too woke WITHOUT A PLOT (9:05) Cheanda = Che + Miranda. You heard it here first! (11:06) Cheanda's first "sex" scene (13:05) Why can't we see Carrie having fun????

The actress who plays Che said that her character on "And Just Like That" was performative. We couldn't agree more. The series itself is a woke performative laughing stock actually! (5:10) Charlotte tries to rent a black friend (6:48) Brady's girlfriend is trash (10:30) Give Seema a spinoff (12:07) Naya & Miranda as besties is bulls*it (14:55) Carrie grieves for 30 seconds

Chris Noth is a big reason why Sex and the City was successful. We love him on this show, what his character evolved into. And Just Like That is trash. We get into whether or not Carrie is behind Mr. Big's demise. (1:10) X, Y and Me podcast "jokes" (6:50) Big's gift to Natasha Naginsky (7:55) Carrie's sex joke (8:45) Did Carrie kill Big? (10:31) Carrie doesn't know her own phone number (11:27) The only funny scene in the entire series (11:52) Steve cheats when he doesn't get laid so...? (16:15) Che's "comedy concert" (18:40) Carrie is so rude to Charlotte

We wish that And Just Like That was satire. The Sex and the City "revivial" is so terrible, we've actually boycotted the show after season 1. I don't know what's going on with any of the characters now and I prefer to keep it that way. (4:15) Big's clothes are different sizes. Audio fades from 5:11 - 6:25 (sorry, it was an accident). (8:16) Miranda's funeral speech #WTF (10:40) Shout-out to the Chucky doll subway thief.

And Just Like That, the reboot of Sex and the City, is one of the worst shows of all time. Fans were beyond living about how episode 1, season 1, ended. We loved Big! But the ending of episode 1 isn't the only thing wrong with the show - all of it is bad from top to bottom and we don't even have Samantha on the series anymore. Kim Cattrall is a living legend for passing on this embarassing trash project that tries to hard to be woke.

Dave Chappelle signed a very fat check with Netflix to release comedy specials. He keeps upsetting people with his new projects, though. Why has Chappelle been proudly punching down in his recent Netflix comedy specials? After a long hiatus from Hollywood, it appears that maybe Dave should flee to Africa again for some soul-searching before he makes another trash special. And I'm saying this as someone who thinks Dave is the GOAT.⁠

The Golden Bachelor is allegedly broke and has had girlfriends ever since his wife died. None of that was revealed on the show. Gerry Turner is a fraud, according to an explosive hit piece. Theresa Nist is rich and that poor woman didn't know what she was getting into. Gerry and Theresa announced their split the other week. They have only been married for 3 months. Here I discuss who he really is - a broke fatphobic loser! Allegedly. Sorry not sorry.

Netflix's The Ultimatum features a group of couples that are actually the worst together, but is there any couple that stands out as being a great pairing that should get married? We give our two cents on all of the twosomes. Do you have a favorite couple?

And Just Like That, the reboot of Sex and the City, is one of the worst shows of all time. Fans were beyond living about how episode 1, season 1, ended. We loved Big! But the ending of episode 1 isn't the only thing wrong with the show - all of it is bad from top to bottom and we don't even have Samantha on the series anymore. Kim Cattrall is a living legend for passing on this embarassing trash project that tries to hard to be woke.

Derrick Jaxn was a fraudulent relationship expert who would cheat on his wife. When his scandal broke, everyone had a lot to say about it because his wife was passive and defending him. They have since divorced. Derrick shouldn't remarry but I hope his ex wife finds love and happiness. She's been through it.

Michelle Lally says that her estranged husband Jesse Lally isn't the one she's supposed to be with. They hooked up and had "the world's longest booty call" and now they're parents to a 3 year-old, when The Valley was filmed, and a married but separated couple. Jesse probably feels terrible watching season 1 of Bravo's new hit show. Can someone check on him? Thanks.

Luke, Kristen's boyfriend, says he has a secret about Michelle and Jesse Lally. Meanwhile Kristen reminded Michelle that she's protecting her. Somewhere a very famous A-list director is hanging out with Michelle, but I personally don't think that means Michelle is cheating. We will see in episode 6 Jax say that Michelle has been texting other men, which would make sense. Michelle is completely over her husband. Don't cry Jesse! You're making us feel bad for you even though you're a jerk.

Vanderpump Rules season 11, episode 12 was more than I could have hoped for. Tom Sandoval cries over Rachel Leviss "using" him, LOL, and DJ James Kennedy doesn't hold back, letting Sandoval know that Rachel didn't love him, he's a liar and his band is trash. Everyone on Instagram is saying that James is the number 1 guy in the group. We concur! Lala Kent is pregnant with a second daughter, but we get to see her bring her friends (cast members) and family together to choose who her baby daddy will be. I love this for Lala so damn much!!

Kristen Doute got fired from Vanderpump Rules "for being a racist," according to Jesse. But here she goes accusing someone else of possibly being racist. Why? We don't know, but Kristen and Jax are the only reason we're watching. Our hearts are broken from Brittany and Jax as they work with their nonverbal son, Cruz. Luke has grown on us & Brittany and Jax reveal details about the sex life! Big yikes.

Kristen Doute moves into a rundown apartment. Secondhand embarassment is real. Why is Jax opening a bar and interviewing bartenders he wants to sleep with? Michelle and Jesse's life coach is sexy as hell and I want to find him online. Jesse and Michelle are letting viewers into their counseling session. I'm uncomfortable! Jesse is a snob and I hope Kristen learns to keep her mouth shut - this chaos and anger wasn't worth it hun! You haven't learned a thing. Sigh.

Episode 2 of Bravo's The Valley gets good. We see that Jax is obsessed with Kristen Doute. Kristen claims that Luke is her forever, Jesse really is a jerk for pinching Kristen and Kristen needs to learn how to manage her temper better because now everyone hates her. Zack sucks. I want him off the show. Just had to repeat that. He's thirsty and annoying!