Sometimes Funny Always Awkward

Hey hotties and gorg(es?)! We’re taking a break! Just wanted to keep you informed and not ghost you like a toxic situationship. We’re not sure when we’ll be back but keep an eye out on our Instagram page and we’ll update you there. Love you so much! Grace and Maddy xxFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back with one of our FAVE call outs for Tell Me About It - dating nicknames!!! These are the silly little nicknames you make up for the people you’re dating because your friends can’t remember their real names and they are oh so silly and funny! Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Mess Hotline is bringing out loud cackles from Maddy and Grace this week as our listeners hear about one person’s Spiderman kinks! Another listener talks about her struggle with friendships which we KNOW we can relate to!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“It’s not called a WANK room it’s a POO room” - our favourite quote from this episode. Join us to discuss having a fuck buddy whilst starting a new relationship and also to share some unhinged workplace drama shared by you hotties. Love you!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s episode we have some stories from the hotties including a bit of advice for our gag-loving gal from a few episodes ago and some insight onto what it’s really like on the celebrity dating app, Raya!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wanted to know how to end a date in 20 seconds? This episode has got you covered! We also discuss how passiveness and indecisiveness is just not attractive in a prospective partner. It’s not you, it’s me. But actually, it’s you.Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Double up!! This week we have two hotties writing in with their love life questions and unpack stalking cringe, and hitting the sugar baby jackpot - everyone’s secret dream right?!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi gorg! In this episode, we chat about influencer trips, parking fines, softcore regency porn (aka Bridgerton - spoiler, we are disappointed) and people realising that the person they’re dating is actually a bit dumb..Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For Hot Mess Hotline this week we have S writing in to ask for help on whether a long distance relationship and big age gap is going to work, plus our usual ramblings about being the ultimate cool girl.Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re spilling hot confessions and intrusive thoughts in this ep including period sharts, kissing your manager, and falling in love with your friend’s dad 👀Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

J has written into Hot Mess Hotline to ask for help on finding the perfect man..and perfect penis. She needs him BIG! She goes into detail about her deep throating kink and we are here for it!!!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we have a dating update from Maddy if you were keeping tabs and also some MORE mediocre dating advice! We’ve combined Hot Mess Hotline with Tell Me About It, so let us know if you’d like shorter advice segments!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hotmess hotline is in full swing with listener C writing in for help in all the wrong areas, join our mediocre advice for her and have a giggle!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are spilling some piping hot breakroom TEA in today’s episode talking about all the goss from your workplaces. Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Mess Hotline today is a bit of a more serious and sad one - one of the hotties has a partner that seems emotionally invested in what he says is a “platonic” friend… Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“If you wear red lipstick, you’re a harlot!” and other unhinged comments you’ve heard your grandparents said. Traumatic and hilarious.Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THROWBACK: Hi gorg! Maddy is still away (what a bitch) so we thought we’d release one of our unheard subscription episodes onto the main feed! Enjoy!Today we chat about the most outrageous “Am I The Asshole” reddit submission we’ve ever come across - AITA for bringing a raccoon to my sister’s wedding? This one had us in stitches!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THROWBACK: Hi gorg! Maddy is stuck on the other side of the world so it’s just me Grace and we’re throwing it back to an older episode today. Love ya!Grace has a hangover from her hangover and Maddy flashed some people in Japan… She also met a rude lady when travelling and has a mad rant about it because what else is a podcast for?Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hotmess Hotline is in full swing in this episode, where a listener from Brazil asks us if her feelings around sex are normal or not, plus we go on our usual tangents!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BLOCKED! Block them babe. Today we chat about cutting friends out of your life if they don’t align with you. Some examples are absolutely valid - like lying about cancer… and others less valid - like eating chips too loudly. Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s been a huge two weeks for Grace and Maddy in their time apart, find out their life changes and hear them ROAST a repeat Hot Mess Hotliner on what may or may not be a real story.Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey hotties! Today we have a juicy discussion about whether TikTok will be banned, TikTokers sharing their unhinged truths and some bad sex experiences! Enjoy!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are covering housemate horrors again (it’s never ending stories about bad housemates) and ramble about old reality shows that were WILD back in the naughties - like being naked in public???Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We had a good chat today about some of the most successful actresses being cancelled for being… too good? Anne Hathaway, Katherine Heigl and Jennifer Lawrence are too good to be cancelled! We also shared some of your worst hangxiety memories. In the age of documenting everything, these are certainly not experiences you want documented 😬Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are covering friendships in today’s episode hotties! J writes in asking if she should end her friendship or soldier on for the sake of her fiance? Listen to our mediocre advice and hear Maddy’s update on her date!!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We asked for your silliest dating icks (reasons you stopped being attracted to someone). Today’s selection are so silly, so unreasonable but so so funny.This episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco based wine spritzer, bursting with refreshing fruit flavours - grab one at select Dan Murphy’s or BWS today!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Hot Mess Hotline has our beloved listener ‘S’ ask how to handle her mum spreading her secrets - Mum!!!!!!Also an update for you all - we’ve decided to cancel our subscription feed “Sometimes Extra” 😭 We just had too many issues to overcome and so we’ve decided to cut our losses and end the feed. If you were a subscriber or wanted to subscribe and hear the content, please email us and we’ll get the content to you anyway. LOVE YOU!Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey hotties! Hope you’re wet with excitement to hear some bad sex stories! We’re talking candy cane dicks, falling asleep mid sesh and giving birth to strawberries. Sexy.AND we share some of your juicy juicy secrets.Today’s episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco based wine spritzer, bursting with refreshing fruit flavours - grab one at select Dan Murphy’s or BWS today!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s Hot Mess Hotline is all about getting the ick from a voice note - valid or not valid? Who knows! Also an update for you all - we’ve decided to cancel our subscription feed “Sometimes Extra” 😭 We just had too many issues to overcome and so we’ve decided to cut our losses and end the feed. If you were a subscriber or wanted to subscribe and hear the content, please email us and we’ll get the content to you anyway. LOVE YOU!Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are in the middle of a cost of living crisis (if you didn’t already know) and we have a little rant about it as well as sharing some horrible housemate stories AND we share some of your juicy juicy secrets.Today’s episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco based wine spritzer, bursting with refreshing fruit flavours - grab one at select Dan Murphy’s or BWS today!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have Hot Mess Hotline today, hotties, and we have a question about a boy hating compliments from his words of affirmation boyfriend and SUPER interesting story about a vacuum cleaner fetish! 👀Have a Hot Mess Hotline question you want answered? Email us at: [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re spilling your secrets today - embarrassing, sweet and weird. Maddy also shares a big (and slightly challenging) realisation she’s had about being an actor, and Grace reveals her deepest inner desire to live life eating grapes. Slay.Today’s episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco based wine spritzer, bursting with refreshing fruit flavours - grab one at select Dan Murphy’s or BWS today!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Mess Hotline today is a real head scratcher! H&J are a couple on the dating apps and they are looking for LOVE (and not a unicorn). Join us as we dissect dating two people at once and how to pick up a third person as a couple.Have a Hot Mess Hotline question you want answered? Email us at: [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s episode we go through our biggest mistakes made by our listeners, from messy cups in public to leaving little treasures on the carpet..Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our gorg listeners have reached out once again to ask for mediocre advice for A (anonymous) who is torn between two loves at 15 (?!)Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey gorg! This episode is all about the unhinged things you do when you’re really upset or angry - like kicking chairs, throwing phones at the wall, bad haircuts and dramatically running through the rain.Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Hot Mess Hotline day gorg! Today we discuss the difficulties around navigating sex with different experience levels. Have a question and want Hot Mess advice? Email us:[email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back with a classic Tell Me About It segment with wedding horror stories, like catching your dad with a bridesmaid 🤢To contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Mess Hotline is in full swing this Monday with two listeners reaching out, covering exploration in relationships and sleeping with an ex’s cousin??To contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Throwing it back today to one of our all time favourite call outs - Embarrassing Medical Stories. We’re talking carrots, watches, hammers and MORE inside places they are not meant to be. To contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Hot Mess Hotline Monday! Today we help one of the hotties with a dilemma - her ex is still hanging out with her siblings and her co-workers (and bad mouthing her! - Nasty). Join us for some lukewarm dating advice as we discuss her problem and what she should do!To contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s tell me about it episode we have our hotties reveal their most iconic sex memories, uncovering the Venn diagram of weird sex and iconic sex.To contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Mess Hotline is in full swing in today’s ep! We are giving our mediocre advice to a listener about her long distance relationship and giggling about reading smut books as a teenager.To contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our Tell Me About It episode asks what is the worst thing you had someone do to you and you STILL returned to them, like letting them cry about their ex to you in bed…This Episode does have some discussion around interpartner violence, please listen with caution if this is a subject of sensitivity. Attached is an Australian government run support service for anyone who would like more information on what support is available:www.1800respect.org.au/Or call 1800RESPECTTo contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we are joined dating optimist and Maddy’s real life bestie Hannah Zaslawski! Hannah has recently blown up online after documenting her dates online in a series called “50 First Dates”. She is sharing her experiences online in the hopes of finding love but she’s also learned a lot more on the journey.Follow Hannah on TikTok and Instagram Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Petty exes assemble! Today’s episode we share some petty crap you hotties have done to get back at an ex. Some mild and some WILD. To contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s episode we have a story from the hotties! A first date with a creepy true crime twist! And for Hot Mess Hotline we discuss a couple of neighbours who have been secretly sexting 👀To contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s episode, we chat about all the embarrassing and delulu (delusional) things you’ve done when you’ve had a crush on someone. Like following them all the way home after school even though you live an hour in the other direction, or turning up to their city randomly with the hopes of running into them. We’ve all been there. Stay delulu hotties. Love youTo contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey Hotties!! In today’s episode we discuss a story from one of you! A follow up from our crappy families at Christmas episode. We also offer some mediocre dating advice for a gamer dude and his upset wife.To contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi hotties! Today on the pod, we share a few examples of petty exes including buying vibrators on his card, dedicating songs to them and naming a pig after him. Big slayTo contribute a story, you can email us at [email protected] Support the show:Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes.Sometimes Extra on SpotifySubscribe within the feed on Apple PodcastsFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.