Sometimes Funny Always Awkward

Hey hotties and gorg(es?)! We’re taking a break! Just wanted to keep you informed and not ghost you like a toxic situationship. We’re not sure when we’ll be back but keep an eye out on our Instagram page and we’ll update you there. Love you so much! Grace and Maddy xxFollow Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back with one of our FAVE call outs for Tell Me About It - dating nicknames!!! These are the silly little nicknames you make up for the people you’re dating because your friends can’t remember their real names and they are oh so silly and funny! Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Mess Hotline is bringing out loud cackles from Maddy and Grace this week as our listeners hear about one person’s Spiderman kinks! Another listener talks about her struggle with friendships which we KNOW we can relate to!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“It’s not called a WANK room it’s a POO room” - our favourite quote from this episode. Join us to discuss having a fuck buddy whilst starting a new relationship and also to share some unhinged workplace drama shared by you hotties. Love you!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s episode we have some stories from the hotties including a bit of advice for our gag-loving gal from a few episodes ago and some insight onto what it’s really like on the celebrity dating app, Raya!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wanted to know how to end a date in 20 seconds? This episode has got you covered! We also discuss how passiveness and indecisiveness is just not attractive in a prospective partner. It’s not you, it’s me. But actually, it’s you.Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Double up!! This week we have two hotties writing in with their love life questions and unpack stalking cringe, and hitting the sugar baby jackpot - everyone’s secret dream right?!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi gorg! In this episode, we chat about influencer trips, parking fines, softcore regency porn (aka Bridgerton - spoiler, we are disappointed) and people realising that the person they’re dating is actually a bit dumb..Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For Hot Mess Hotline this week we have S writing in to ask for help on whether a long distance relationship and big age gap is going to work, plus our usual ramblings about being the ultimate cool girl.Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re spilling hot confessions and intrusive thoughts in this ep including period sharts, kissing your manager, and falling in love with your friend’s dad 👀Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

J has written into Hot Mess Hotline to ask for help on finding the perfect man..and perfect penis. She needs him BIG! She goes into detail about her deep throating kink and we are here for it!!!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we have a dating update from Maddy if you were keeping tabs and also some MORE mediocre dating advice! We’ve combined Hot Mess Hotline with Tell Me About It, so let us know if you’d like shorter advice segments!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hotmess hotline is in full swing with listener C writing in for help in all the wrong areas, join our mediocre advice for her and have a giggle!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are spilling some piping hot breakroom TEA in today’s episode talking about all the goss from your workplaces. Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Mess Hotline today is a bit of a more serious and sad one - one of the hotties has a partner that seems emotionally invested in what he says is a “platonic” friend… Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“If you wear red lipstick, you’re a harlot!” and other unhinged comments you’ve heard your grandparents said. Traumatic and hilarious.Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THROWBACK: Hi gorg! Maddy is still away (what a bitch) so we thought we’d release one of our unheard subscription episodes onto the main feed! Enjoy!Today we chat about the most outrageous “Am I The Asshole” reddit submission we’ve ever come across - AITA for bringing a raccoon to my sister’s wedding? This one had us in stitches!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THROWBACK: Hi gorg! Maddy is stuck on the other side of the world so it’s just me Grace and we’re throwing it back to an older episode today. Love ya!Grace has a hangover from her hangover and Maddy flashed some people in Japan… She also met a rude lady when travelling and has a mad rant about it because what else is a podcast for?Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hotmess Hotline is in full swing in this episode, where a listener from Brazil asks us if her feelings around sex are normal or not, plus we go on our usual tangents!Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BLOCKED! Block them babe. Today we chat about cutting friends out of your life if they don’t align with you. Some examples are absolutely valid - like lying about cancer… and others less valid - like eating chips too loudly. Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: [email protected] Maddy on TikTok and InstagramFollow Grace on InstagramFollow the podcast on TikTok and Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.