Sofia with an F

Breakup with your girlfriend, I’m bored And so are you, so it’s time. There is NOTHING worse than that grey area of KNOWING your relationship has ran its course, but being too much of a pussy to end it so you end up staying WAY too long…and it ultimately ends in disaster. No judgement though Sloots, because we’ve all been there before. That’s why this week Sofia is encouraging you and telling you exactly how to rip the bandaid off. Recording live from LA…still, Sofia recounts her past week in the city of Angels and why she will never be allowed back (that’s if she ever leaves to begin with). Finally, we have some new BJ tips for you all, because there’s never too many tricks to have up your sleeve! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Noom: http://noom.com/SOFIA Talkspace: htttp://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 off To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Send her back to her boyfriend with a hand print on her…. You KNOW what comes after that. Reporting live from Los Angeles, today Sofia is breaking down the basics of doggy style, getting hit from the back, taking backshots…WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. When you’re face down, ass up, that’s more than likely the way your partner likes to fuck. You may think you know it all…but you truly do not. But besides from a professor at the most elite university in the land, Sofia is ALSO a news anchor, which means she naturally has to talk about the important things going on in the world…like Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson being an alleged item…because what the fuck? Lastly, Sofia dives into ALL of her social media icks and cringes that hopefully NONE of the Sloots ever commit (PLEASE clean your room if you’re gonna take a mirror pic…we’re begging). We’re doing things a little different around here at Sloot Media as of late, but only onward and upward Sloots Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: BeanBox: http://beanbox.com/SOFIA and get your first Tasting Box for just $5 with promo code SOFIA ShipStation: http://shipstation.com promo click on the microphone at the top and enter promo code SOFIA for a 60 day free trial and 2 months free shipping MeUndies: http://meundies.com/SOFIA for 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

One time she punched me in the face…it was awesome And THAT is how your partner is gonna feel about you because this week Sofia is teaching you ALL about how to reclaim your power in a relationship! Boyfriend taking you for granted? Did you catch him looking at the girls on his Instagram timeline just a LITTLE too long before scrolling? Don’t worry, Sofia’s got you. After today’s Sloot University seminar you will have ALL the tips and tricks that will have him eating right out of your hands…and pussy! Next, Sofia discusses the many theories behind why guys cum in so many women…and I promise it is NOT because he “really” likes you…or whatever bullshit he’s feeding you while he’s ripping your tampon out of your vagina. Because apparently, people are doing that nowadays. Just another day in the office here at Sloot Media! Listen up bitches. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: ShipStation: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA to get a 60 day free trial The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A perfect town comes with a terrifying price. From C13Features comes Treat, a podcast movie starring Kiernan Shipka as Allie West, an unpopular teenager who is dealing with issues beyond her years while struggling to fit in with her seemingly perfect small town. But, on one Halloween night, everything changes, and she discovers that her town’s idyllic image comes at a deadly cost. As she learns about the mysterious Piper’s powerful hold on the town, she, along with her younger brother, realize they are the only ones who can save their community before it’s too late. Can Allie West help rescue her family, and their town, and even herself, from its evil past and own demise? Grab some popcorn, and get lost in your imagination in this new thrilling and frightening podcast movie experience, Treat, from C13Features, a Cadence13 Studio. Available now. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COSTUME DO'S AND DONT'S... talking to you VS Angel Halloween is a special time of year, right? You get to unleash your inner Sloot and fully indulge in all the tricks and treats…if you know what I mean. Luckily for you guys, Sofia is back with a VERY special Sloot University that spills ALL of the do’s and dont’s to ensure that you have your Slootiest and spookiest halloween yet. Coincidentally, Sofia just found out about a NEW morning after pill called Ella that allegedly blows Plan B out the water…and listen closely because if your Halloween is as Slooty as it should be, you’ll definitely be purchasing this after the weekend. Finally, we dive into the age old debate regarding paying for sex. Just because your boyfriend spent the last $50 in his bank account on Throat Goat Gabby’s Only Fans, is that REALLY cheating? Eh, to each his own I guess! Shit is getting super spooky out here Sloots…be safe! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Postmates: Use code SOFIA for 50% off of your first 5 orders of $50 of more Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription Talkspace: http://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 off MVMT: http://mvmt.com/SOFIA for 15% off and FREE shipping and returns To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

IT’S YO BIRTHDAY SO I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIIIIDE OUT HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO SOFIA WITH AN F! AKA your girl’s favorite podcast and your mother’s worst nightmare (unless she’s a Sloot too). This is a BIG one. Sofia has returned back from her world tour without getting jailed, although she was dangerously close to a public indecency arrest in Tulum. Just Sofia things. Next, we have a VERY informative Sloot University seminar on one of everyone’s favorite past times: EATING PUSSY. Carpet munching, fellatio, cunnilingus if you will. This is for EVERYONE who’s ever eaten or been interested in eating at the restaurant downstairs. It’s a 5 star establishment we should ALL try. Reservations aren’t hard to get either! Finally, Sofia tells a story about how SWAF REALLY came together including all of the tears, alcohol, and trauma that went down while trapped in an Airbnb with 2 randoms. Get your Kleenex ready Sloots, there are A LOT of tears of happiness in this one. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to receive your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control. Adam and Eve: http://adamandeve.com promo code SOFIA for free shipping ShipStation: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA60 for a 60 day free trial MeUndies: http://meundies.com/SOFIA for 15% off your first order and free shipping To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mile high club? Sofia has entered the NO FLY CLUB Seriously. Sofia is back (we’re just as surprised as you are) but this time with more baggage to add to her already concerning past! Not only has she been denied global entry TWICE, she is now on the no fly list! The appeal is still pending, prayers are welcomed. Sofia tells an exhilarating story about a Karen that she encountered on her flight to NYC and how an emergency landing was almost needed. As if that wasn’t enough, once Sofia finally (barely) made it to NYC, she encounters an old “friend” who she airs out on this episode! Fun! Finally, Sofia is joined by the REAL Professor Sloot, Robert Greene, for a continuation of their conversation about the Art of Seduction. A lot has gone on this week, just try to keep up Sloots. Big things are coming ;) Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Zola: http://Zola.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://hellofresh.com/14SOFIA Ouai: http://theouai.com promo code SOFIA Noom: http://noom.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Seduction is about power and manipulation as much as it is about romance How GOOD is your sexy voice? You may want to start practicing. Kidding, but not really. This week Sofia is joined by the illustrious Robert Greene, the author of infamous books such as The 48 Laws of Power and The Art of Seduction. Robert is a SIX time international bestseller, but OF COURSE, he made time for the Sloots in his busy schedule. I mean, duh? Together the VERY unsuspecting duo dives deep into the importance of toying with the subconscious while dating. You will learn how even the SMALLEST things can make someone fall hard for you. Sloots, you just gotta know how to play the game, and today at Sloot University you’re gonna learn. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to receive your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control. Door Dash: code SOFIA to receive 25% off your first order with Door Dash. Subject to change, terms apply. Talk Space:http://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 dollars off Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off a premium subscription To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please stop making fake Versace… TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners. And if Apple Watches weren’t already bad enough…this week Sofia tells us a ROLLERCOASTER of a story that gives you reason #837 to get rid of that godforsaken thing. Seriously, they’re nothing but trouble - and an immediate report to the fashion police. Speaking of fashion (this is becoming a reoccurring thing, Vogue, watch out), we are giving you the IN’S AND OUT’S of how to not only get away with that fake designer bag of yours, but how to spot them as well! Because we ALL know that girl who has 11 different Chanels and you CANNOT wrap your head around how the fuck she got them. I mean, bartending at your local bar and doing lashes on the side only makes SO much money. Finally, Sofia gives her condolences to Gabby Petito, her loved ones, and ALL of the women around the world that are missing or battling domestic violence. Abuse does NOT discriminate and we must do what we can to protect each other, if no one is going to protect us. National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Grove: http://grove.com/SOFIA to receive a FREE starter set with your first order AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO for 20% off AZO Dual Protection Ship Station: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA for 60% off Dipsea: http://dipseastories.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I could put a ball in the end zone, put a bad bitch in the friend zone… With some inspo from Jack Harlow, Sofia is helping the DUDES this week. Guys, how long have you been stuck being her shoulder to cry on but not her dick to ride on? Well thanks for Sofia and Sloot University, we’re getting you the fuck out of there and into some pussy. Not only are you getting OUT of the friendzone, but you’re about to flip the game on her. For the lady Sloots, Sofia is presenting some life changing info that’s gonna REALLY make you look in the mirror. How in touch are you with your feminine energy? Is it turning men away? Is this why your dating life is drier than your grandmas vagina? You’re about to find out. Lastly, Sofia rips NYFW to shreds, saying ALL the shit you guys have been thinking…like why the FUCK is A****** R** at the Met Gala? This will probably all get taken back when Sofia is invited next year but hey, we live for today right? FollowSofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Blue Chew: http://bluechew.com promo code SOFIA to receive your first month FREE AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO for 20% off AZO Dual Protection Grove: http://grove.com/SOFIA to get your exclusive offer Apostrophe: http://apostrophe.com/SOFIA to get your dermatology visit and save fifteen To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Or FaceTime me that p*ssy if its…cool Sloots, it’s time to dust the cobwebs off your cooter-cats. Sofia is giving out some VITAL information this week. Sloot University has saved your life on multiple occasions, but this week it’s REALLY about to up your game. How many times has your man begged you (in that little bitch boy voice) on FaceTime to “just show me pleaseee!” Luckily for you, Sofia will be teaching you ALL the ins and outs of FaceTime sex and how to pull it off in ways that even the top earner on OnlyFans would envy. Prop your phone up and spread your vagines, we’re putting on a show. Hope your FBI agent isn’t watching, unless you’re into that sort of thing. Next, Sofia breaks down the ONLY guide to men that you will ever need: The Rich-Hot Matrix. Derived from the infamous Crazy-Hot Matrix YouTube video that took the internet by storm years ago. Sofia breaks down her scientific scale telling you EXACTLY where the man of your dreams lies, based off of many many years of research of course. Finally, we found out that Tik Tok in it’s entirety is a snitch and is out to ruin your relationship. No, SERIOUSLY. A new feature has been discovered that will get you, or your shady boyfriend, in all SORTS of trouble if one of you slips up. Just another week in the office Sloots, just another week in the office. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Blue Chew: http://bluechew.com promo code SOFIA to receive your first month FREE Noom: http://noom.com/SOFIA for your free trial Talkspace: htttp://talkspace.com promo code SOFIA for $100 off Calm: http://calm.com/SOFIA for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello hello baby you called I can’t hear a thing…KIDDING, I heard EVERYTHING To NO ONE’S surprise, Sofia now has yet ANOTHER beef she’s involved in. Not really, but there are some hating ass bitches out there. This week Sofia tells us a little story about an influencer who made the cardinal sin of talking shit by sending a message where she was talking shit about Sofia, TO SOFIA. I know you feel the second hand embarrassment. Full body CRINGE. Clearly it went down the DM this week because Sofia then breaks down the recently developed Scott Disick vs Kourtney Kardashian drama. This scandal is the inspiration of this weeks Sloot University where Sofia breaks down the type of men you need to avoid at ALL costs. Nothing worse than a bitter bitch ex, right? Mama’s boy? AVOID. Club Promoter? Run for the HILLS. Cheap? Hide your wallets. Finally, although we’ve grown up, there’s always room for just A LITTLE bit of toxicity. That’s why Sofia will be teaching you a hack to MAKE SURE your boyfriend answers ALL of your phone calls…whether he knows it or not. 100% success rate on this one. Some juicy shit is going down this week, and we don’t just mean what your sex toy made come out of you. Listen up, Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ DoorDash: http://doordash.com/SOFIA for 25% off your first order Apostrophe: http://apostrophe.com/SOFIA Azo: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO for 20% off Dipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for a 30 day free trial To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia is BACK yet again and ready to do what she does best, call everyone out on their shit. Including herself! This week Sofia dives into the amazing world of pick me. You know that girl who gets in front of guys and loses her fucking mind? The one who will do ANYTHING for male approval? Yes, THAT girl. Next, Sloot University is BACK in session for a much needed lesson. What’s the longest you can go while on top? You know it’s no longer than 60 seconds, don’t lie. Lucky for you, Professor Sloot is here to save the day with ALL of the tips, tricks, and step by step instructions to have you doing stunts on your man's dick that would make Meg Thee Stallion proud. Lastly, Sofia unpacks the fundamentals of internalized misogyny and the fact that no matter who you are, you’ve fallen victim to this too. Together, we can all stop being hating ass bitches. Sloots support Sloots, get with it or get lost. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Apostrophe: http://apostrophe.com/SOFIA15 Dipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins… Welcome to Sofia with an F! Today Sofia opens up with some disturbingly…weird news? Professor Sloot then sits down for yet ANOTHER imperative Sloot University course with a lesson that you’re gonna want to put to the test ASAP. Today you’re learning about FOREPLAY. Foreplay is more than the steamy make out before he disappoints you in bed. It’s the tactics you can use to control his mind even BEFORE you get to the bedroom. Lastly, Sofia gets vulnerable with us. When was the last time you stalked your mans ex? You know the addresses of the last THREE girls he hooked up with before you started dating right? STOP. Sofia is about tell you how to battle your insecurities and how to stop self sabotaging your own relationship. The summer session is almost over Sloots so pay attention! You know you want to graduate on time. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Blue Chew: http://bluechew.com promo code SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/14SOFIA Talk Space: http://www.talkspace.com promo code SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SOFIA FRANKLYN IS GETTING A BBL! Kim and Kylie are QUAKING. No seriously, that is our fearless leaders spontaneous decision of the week. We’ll see where we’re at 7 days from now. WELCOME BACK TO SOFIA WITH AN F! This week Sofia is, of course, back on her bullshit. Aside from her impending body reconstruction surgery, we get into some fun stuff today. Are you SICK of seeing your boyfriend (who’s not really your boyfriend) scroll through his Instagram feed and watching him quickly scroll past Sommer Ray girate her oiled up ass? You and everyone else…well, except your boyfriend. Luckily for you, Sofia is breaking down the laws of social media with your significant other. Professor Sloot then takes us on a VERY important lesson on how to identify and rid yourself of the narcissists in your life. They’re around you…and they WILL try to ruin you with no remorse - because they simply don’t feel anything! Finally, Sofia spits some HARD HITTING facts that may have you looking at your wrists and feet just a tad differently…it’s all out of love though. Only the best for the Sloots, and that’s what the fuck you’re getting. Toodles! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Azo: http://azoproducts.com Grove: http://www.grove.com/SOFIA for a free starter set on your first order! Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA to start your free trial! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ever looked at your post-orgasm face in the reflection of the screen after you just came from yet ANOTHER shitty porn video? It’s okay, we’ve all been there. WELCOME BACK SLOOTY PEBBLES! Another week of debauchery and motherly advice from our Queen Sloot am I right? This week Sofia takes us on a rollercoaster of topics that will REALLY have you reconsidering some things. Before we get into that, it’s worth noting that there MAY be Sloot Media baby sitting applications going out soon…just tune in and you’ll understand. BTW, no prior experience necessary! Sofia then indulges in the hot topic of PORN…not in the way you think though. She recently received a VERY interesting perspective that seems to be plaguing more men than not. Finally, with a very important word from Ms. Greedy herself, we get some MUCH needed inspo to get off our asses and be the bo$$ a$$ $loots that we were born to be. The life you want to live is RIGHT in front of you girlfriend, go grab it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Zola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIA promo code: SAVE50 Bright Cellars: http://www.brightcellars.com/SOFIA50 for 50% off your first SIX (6) bottle box of wine! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today Sofia taps into the hellish world that is dating apps. Men, you will learn EXACTLY why you’re struggling to find a match, and why no one is responding to your messages…PSA: LEAVE FISH PHOTOS IN THE CAMERA ROLL. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You miss 100% of the tequila shots you don’t take…or something like that. TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners. Queen Sloot is BACK! After a much deserved week off, Sofia is reporting LIVE from Milan with a very special guest. Joined by Racquel Natasha, the girls cover A LOT of ground - literally, they wrecked a 5-star hotel in Europe, and Sofia has the battle scars to prove it. Together the duo discuss some very serious matters, and of course some fun shit too including: how to get laid in Mykonos, how vacation sex is the BEST sex, and how you should ALWAYS shoot your shot. Racquel also opens up about her relationship with late musician Avicii, her experience with miscarriage, and her mental health. Sloots, check on the people around you, you never know what someone is battling. Someone is ALWAYS listening, please do not be afraid to reach out. The National Sexual Assault Hotline is available 24/7 and can be contacted at 1-800-656-4673 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: AZO: http://azoproducts.com Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/14sofia MVMT Watches: http://mvmt.com/SOF To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Reporting LIVE from a Switzerland jail, Sofia is back! Since she has officially gone to ALL ends of the earth to try and grasp why her life is the way it is, she has finally resorted to a medium! A high-end, world renown, medium of course. Only the best for the Sloots! Today Sofia is joined by Mystic Michaela, a celebrity medium specializing in reading auras and guiding people through spirit to live their true authentic lives. Michaela breaks down each part of Sofia’s aura and finally helps us get to the bottom of how she’s made it 28 years on this planet. Turns out she’s really not all that bad! Michaela also helps us understand how we can all open our third eye and channel parts of ourselves we didn’t know existed. Sofia also gives us a FULL play by play on her European global thot trot and how she’s well on her way to becoming an international fugitive! There’s some real paranormal shit going on, Sloots. Buckle up! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Roman: GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com/SOFIA Noom: www.noom.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who better to coach you through your breakup than the person who can barely keep her own afloat! Welcome back to Sophia with a PH! Because having a healthy pH balance is imperative even though the guy cumming in you is throwing it all off! Sloots, this week Sofia unpacks A LOT and addresses some very pressing information, like why the fuck has Demi Rose been featured on the Daily Mail every single day for the past four years? Who is that you ask? Open up snapchat, we guarantee she’s there waiting for you. We also learn to hack the dark web and visit a website Sofia “found” that tells you every happy ending massage parlor near you. Don’t worry, you’ll get all the details as to how you can get your rub and tug on as well. We also attend the most important Sloot University seminar yet: how to get through a breakup! Which you KNOW you need since you still contemplate texting your ex from 2 years ago every time you take a shot of tequila. It’s okay Sloots, we’ve all been there, and Sofia is here to save the day, or ruin it - never know til you listen! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s about time we got a real therapist in this bitch right? Gather round Sloots, today Sofia is joined by world renown therapist, Nedra Tawwab! Together the unlikely duo discuss all things THERAPY! Something we can ALL use more of. Nedra breaks down the importance of destigmatizing mental health issues, and the many different types of therapy - several of which already exist in your day to day life! SPOILER ALERT: she even said this podcast is one of them! How’s that for a mental health update! Nedra also puts Sofia through a series of thought provoking questions that will probably make you reconsider your own existence as well. We learn that rest, self care, and putting your phone down are some of the MOST important things you can do - except don’t put it down yet…listen to this episode first. She DID say this is therapy too after all! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/14sofia AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What happens when there’s 3 Sloots and 1 man covered by a thinly veiled Kimono? You’re about to find out. Sofia is BACK in all of her chaotic and cancellable glory…alongside new merch available NOW! This week Sofia takes us on a VERY cinematic play by play of her and Sloot Media’s stay in Los Angeles. As per usual, copious amounts of questionable substances, naked men, and aggressive bouncers were all involved. Nothing the gang can’t handle! But stay tuned, a Sloot content house is on the horizon. Watch out Hype House! Professor Sofia is also back with another Sloot University segment, teaching us the importance of TRUE self confidence and the power of betting on yourself. Now when your parents ask if you learned anything in school today, you actually have something to tell them. If you ever wanted a blue check mark, now is your chance. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIO Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get in Sloots, we’re going to a sex dungeon. Coming at you live from the city of Angels, Sofia is joined by Weezy of Whorrible Decisions! Since Weezy last visited the Sloots, A LOT has gone down. She tells us about her new TV show Sex Sells and all of her escapades that occurred during filming. Sex dungeons, golden showers, and even naked yoga! Sofia also clears the air about her sexuality, which she wasn’t even exactly sure of until this episode. Happy Pride! Sofia and Weezy also tell us NEVER before heard stories of their adventures in both NYC and LA. The duo also breaks down the different tiers of dating, monogamy, and the harsh reality that broke dick really can be the BEST dick. Lastly, Sofia and Weezy FINALLY decided that they will be hooking up in the near future (as if we didn’t know that already). Coming to an Only Fans near you! Get your wallets out Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code SOFIA Liquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coming to a PTA meeting near you, Sofia and her hellchild! Yep! Sofia is having a baby! Clear your schedule because everyone knows she is NOT watching after that thing. Baby Sloot was decided upon AFTER Sofia abandoned her boyfriend and a Sloot Media employee at the St. Regis hotel to fend for themselves while she proceeded to get blackout drunk - only to wake up in a random hotel room next to a couple partaking in intercourse! Just Sofia things. Sofia also teaches us a VERY important Sloot University lesson regarding GIRL CODE, telling us all the do’s and dont’s of friendship in womanhood…which we know she knows ALL about. PRO TIP: Sending pussy pics to your friends boyfriend is a no go! Anyway, Sofia’s baby is screaming and she’s probably in a ditch somewhere so tune in! Baby Alessi has a new friend! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Zola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Beyoncé said she’s on demon time, so we are too. Sofia is BACK by unpopular demand! This week Sofia learns a new language. Twitter language that is, thanks to producer Alex and the Gen Z kids. Sofia goes on to tell us a HORRIFYING story about a recent doctors appointment where she learned about her alarmingly short life expectancy, AND that she’s also the cause for all major issues in the world! Health is wealth! We also learn an NSA-level hack that will 100% make you lose sleep at night. And finally, thanks to our girl Larsa Pippen, we do a psychoanalysis of the cis-male brain...or lack there of. Just another week of regularly scheduled chaos over here Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code SOFIA Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There's a hot NEW diet pill! It’s called a toxic relationship - and you probably already take it daily! We have a new Sloot in town! This week Sofia is joined by her FAVORITE cousin Anto, who happens to be producer Alex’s older sister. Together the girls open pandora's box by unleashing stories from their most TOXIC relationships. Anto tells us about the time her impoverished ex stole her car and made her perform X-Games moves outside of a Wells Fargo. Sofia then tells us a tale about one of her former Prince Charming’s and a not-so-sweet threesome they had...some real notebook-esque sh*t going on here. The girls then let us in on TWO new hacks about how to achieve your BEST selfie yet, and how to COMPLETELY compromise your partners Instagram. We never said we were the healthiest b*tches out here, but we’re definitely helpful. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA MeUndies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/12sofia Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Call Child Protective Services! Baby Alessi just went down her first K Hole! Joined again by the fabulous Fabby F Baby, Sofia is turning things UP a notch. This week we learn that in typical Sofia fashion, not only is she a felon, but she’s now been denied global entry! Guess she’s really staying in Utah forever. The girls then take us down memory lane recalling one of their finest nights when Sofia lost ALL motor skills due to a little ketamine/cocaine mix up…it could honestly happen to anyone right? We also get some tips on how to achieve your BEST orgasm and even a recollection of the girls best orgasms to date. Overall, things are going well for the girls, but it just wouldn’t be normal if there wasn’t some *chaos* sprinkled in the mix. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Liquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners. Surprise! Sofia’s moving to Miami AND she’s going to be a Real Housewife! This week the Queen Sloot is joined by superstar comedian, Nikki Glaser. While these two may be the funniest women on earth, this episode actually gets PRETTY deep. Together the ladies discuss self-esteem, the scientific differences between the male and female orgasm (IF he can even give you one, right?), and the clusterf*ck world that is dating. Sofia also gives us some personal life updates including her upcoming move to Miami and her soon-to-be Real Housewives of Salt Lake City casting. As usual, her life is all over the place but hey - it’s her world, we’re just Sloots living in it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

IN CASE you want to know if he's cheating on you...we've got you covered. And we’re cheating back! This week Sofia gives us a MAJOR relationship update involving her upcoming move back to New York City, which is causing quite the riff in her relationship. It’s no big deal though because Queen Sloot is getting BACK in the game and she needs to know…how far is too far? Is flirting REALLY cheating? Don’t lie, we’ve all done it. Joined by her cousin Alex, Sofia teaches another illustrious Sloot University lesson and this one…has a scent? Sofia also lets us in on a BRAND NEW hack to catch your sleazy boyfriend cheating. These b*tches are! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Eearnest: http://www.earnbrest.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/sofia12 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FABBY F BABY. PLEASE SAY THE BABY…is motherf*cking BACK! This week Sofia is joined by her best friend of all time, Fabby! You thought you heard it all the last time Fabby graced the Sloots with her presence, but you’re in for a surprise. Mugshots and foursomes have nothing on the stories you’re about to hear. Together the duo dive into EVERYTHING plastic surgery (pro tip: South Korea is the move) and for all the bachelors out there, the girls also give detailed descriptions of the type of hu$bands they want. Last but not least, we FINALLY get to hear the steamy (literally) details of the INFAMOUS virginity story! Things get a little…wet n wild in this episode. Save water, shower with a friend. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Zola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Uqora: http:// http://www.uqora.com/SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia got a nature valley bar inside her pussy this past weekend! Watch out granola people. Sofia recaps her weekend where she addresses the shit that was said about her recently, her take on ugly men, and her hatred of nerds. Listen before you judge! She also talks about her worst date and the BEST tip to get out of one. Lastly, queefing. Let’s talk about it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ MeUndies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Does the threesome count if he didn’t actually put the tip in? Joined by Lauren and Michael Bosstick of The Skinny Confidential, Sofia does what she does best and meddles her way into ALL the juiciness of their relationships. From threesomes, shrooms, to running a business, Sofia gets the 411 on EVERYTHING from the Dear Media power couple. Sofia also discusses addiction and how important it is to make time for your relationship…have you ever scheduled a set time to have sex? It might just save your relationship. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help : http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Earnet: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com promo code SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

These chicks don’t even know the name of my band... Wondering how to get backstage at your favorite artists concert? Better yet, wanna go back to his hotel with him? OF COURSE you do you dirty little Sloot. Don’t worry, this week Sofia’s got you covered on ALL the tips and tricks on how to secure a night of ecstasy (take that as you will) with your FAVORITE celeb...and honestly, it’s not as hard as you think. G Eazy, we’re looking at you. Sofia also tells us a NEVER before heard story involving a very interesting night with a certain actor, followed by her getting kicked off a private jet by a Hollywood director. Joined by Alex, the two also discuss their biggest ick’s and turnoffs with guys, even the pettiest ones you’re afraid to admit. P.S. water shoes Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA FabFitFun: http://www.fabfitfun.com promo code SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BEST place to call someone out for talking sh*t is your own podcast. Sofia is BACK and is joined by cult leader, Indy Blue! For the FIRST time we get a in-depth look at what life is like growing up as a young woman in the Mormon church and we learn quite a few things! Have you ever heard of the Provo Push? Maybe you should try it. Indy also explains her “beef” with Addison Rae, life as a young mom (shout out baby Seven), and her brand Lonely Ghosts. If you don’t want to move to Utah after this episode then you probably never will. Love you say it back, Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Liquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code: SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This might be hard to hear… but if he wanted to he would. Sofia missed the Sloots so she felt some alone time was needed so we could catch up on some things. Joined by her producer/cousin/bad influence Alex, Sofia recounts her first night back on the town just last weekend and the bullsh*t that occurs when she decides to leave the house…and apparently her new name is Sofia Richardson? Sofia also introduces us to the contraceptive of the future, GALACTIC CAPS! It’s a sticker for your wiener hole. Lastly, class is back in session with a NEW Sloot University lesson teaching you all how to not be THAT girl…and you know what that means. Listen up, midterms are approaching! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Betterhelp: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA MeUndies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Nutrafol: http://www.nutrafol.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Because when he leaves your ass he’s gonna leave with half... In honor of celebrating bad ass women this March, Sofia is joined by finance expert Haley Sacks aka Mrs. Dow Jones. If you’re wondering EXACTLY how to become the independent and rich boss b*tch that you are, you’ve come to the right place. Mrs. Dow Jones breaks down the ins and outs of finance in only a way a TRUE Sloot knows how with ridiculous banter and inappropriate sex comments of course. In this episode, the two discuss the beginner steps on how to start investing, how to strategically spend your money, and even how to convince your boy toy to get you that Chanel (ps. it’s an investment). HAPPY WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH SLOOTS! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Stitchfix: http://www.stitchfix.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/12SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Roman: htttp://www.getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thinking about starting an Only Fans? The QUEEN is here to tell you exactly how. This week Sofia hangs out with Lena The Plug, and with her encouragement, Sofia will be trying A LOT of new things (including watching lactation porn). Together the two discuss unconventional entrepreneurship, how Lena made over $1 MILLION dollars last year, and some tips you should consider if you’re starting a career in social media. Lena also takes us into the world of porn, how she introduced threesomes to her boyfriend, and tells us ALL about her pregnancy. Sex work is the best work Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA Framebridge: SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Have you been trying to get on Raya? Let's go sloots. This week, Sofia is reunited with John as he pays a visit back to Utah. John catches us up on his latest antics including his recent move to New York City and a life altering experience that surprisingly changed his life for the better. The duo also recounts a RIDICULOUS Vegas story from their high school days that they definitely shouldn’t have made it out alive from…but luckily for us, they live to tell the tale. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Function of Beauty: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Ship Station: SOFIA Liquid IV: SOFIA Nutraful: SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia is convinced she is getting cheated on so this year, we will be celebrating GALENTINES Day. Seriously f*ck Valentines Day! I don’t want no Valentine I just want Valentino! This week, Sofia talks about her newfound feud with Howard Stern, teaches new hacks you can do to catch a cheater AND make money. Class is also back in session with a VERY controversial Sloot University lesson, followed by a step by step Slootorial on how you can have the BEST Galentines day with the girls. Love is in the air Sloots. Kind of. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Meundies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Roman: http://GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stitchfix.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

CALLING ALL HSP’S! This week Sofia is joined by Mayim Bialik, a four time Emmy Award nominee, Critics’ Choice Award winner, AND a neuroscientist. Safe to say the two have A LOT in common! Together the two discuss the science behind mental health, what it was like growing up as a child star, and how we ALL are on the spectrum of mental illness. But if you know anything about Sofia, you knew she was already a little different. We’re all our own type of crazy. PLUS, they discuss the Madonna-whore Complex. Enjoy! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Usual Wines: SOFIA Ship Station: SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://HelloFresh.com/SOFIA10 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners regarding sexual assault and abuse. This week, Sofia is joined by lifestyle model and content creator Paige Lorenze. Paige lets Sofia in on all of the intimate details regarding her former relationship with actor Armie Hammer. Sofia and Paige dive deep into the reality and potential risks of BDSM and other non-normative sexual practices. The girls also discuss the blurred lines of consent, how trauma can affect the mind and body for years to come, and the strength it takes to speak out against ones abuser. Check out Paige’s Instagram @paigelorenze and Youtube channel at youtube/paigelorenze Help is available and you are never alone. The National Sexual Assault Hotline is available 24/7 and can be contacted at tel:1-800-656-4673 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.comSOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FINALLY Sofia is joined by a real life professional. Shan Boodram is a leading sexologist, relationship expert, and dating coach. Our prayers have been answered! Together the two discuss the real meanings of self love, how FWB can turn into marriage, breakdown love as an addiction, and how to get through withdrawals after a breakup...because let’s be real- LOVE IS A DRUG. Shannon puts Sofia through a self confidence exercise that we ALL should try. Also, if you’re anything like Sofia and can’t let some fuckgirl behaviors go, don’t worry, there is still plenty in this episode. Check out Shan’s IG @shanboody Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/Sofia Liquid IV: SOFIA Calm: www.calm.com/SOFIA Noom: www.noom.com/SOFIA Roman: www.getroman.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Will the REAL Alex please stand up!? This week Sofia is joined by her favorite cousin who also doubles as her assistant! Together the two invite you behind the scenes of Sofia with an F, exploiting the shit show that ensues every week. Strippers, cocaine, mental breakdowns - real Wolf of Wall Street shit is going down at Sloot Media. Alongside Alex, Baby Alessi also makes a BIG comeback and steals the show…and some brand deals. Sofia also updates us on her recent embarrassment of Zack Bia leaving her on read and even some VERY scary nudes the girls have received. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Usual Wines: www.usualwines.com/SOFIA Framebridge: www.framebridge.com/SOFIA Takecareof: www.takecareof.com promo code SOFIAF50 Meundies: www.meundies.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners. To kickstart 2021 Sofia is joined by the infamous GHOSTWRITER aka Milfhunter. Together the two discuss some of their most personal moments that shaped who they are today, a VERY important Sloot University class, and Ghostwriter even tells a Slooty story that can help you make some extra money during the pandemic. Your new favorite duo is back, get it while it’s hot. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Hello Fresh: SOFIA10 Zola.com/sofia: SAVE50 Calm.com/SOFIA Functionofbeauty.com/sofia To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the Sloot Hotline! For the first time EVER Sofia invites listeners to call in for advice and tell their wildest stories. She also expectedly gets some angry callers roasting her and a surprise soundtrack! This is a safe space and everyone is accepted, just make sure you’re drunk dialing the Sloot Hotline tonight and not your ex! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Hello Fresh: HelloFresh.com/SOFIA10 DHM Detox (No Days Wasted): NoDaysWasted.co/SOFIA Better Help: Betterhelp.com/SOFIA Calm: Calm.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia is joined by the OG meme queen, Violet Benson aka @DADDYISSUES_! You know the meme you just tagged your BFF in saying “This is SO us”? She basically invented that. In this special episode, the girls talk about quarantine hookups, the Pencil Test, and why you should NOT let your boyfriend cum in you (he doesn’t like you). Sofia also calls Violet out on a potential business move that could’ve altered their friendship forever... Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: NDW Labs/DHM Detox: www.nodayswasted.co/SOFIA Shipstation: SOFIA Purple Mattress: www.purple.com/SOFIA10 Postmates: SOFIA100 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Congratulations! You have been admitted to Sloot University, and on this campus ANYTHING goes. In this episode, Sofia discusses her current mental state, Jay Alvarez’s “leaked” sex tape, and of course…the opening of her new school, Sloot University. Our first class is SQUIRTING 101. In this lesson, you will learn everything you need to know on how to make your partner squirt! Sofia covers positioning, finger arrangement, and even what muscles to utilize. Get your pencil and paper out for our first day of classes, you’re going to want to pass these courses. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: NDW Labs/DHM Detox: www.nodayswasted.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/SOFIA80 Function of Beauty: www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Axon: www.taser.com/SOFIA Better Help: www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pegging? Sex work? F*****g fans? Sounds like another day in the life for this trio. In this special episode, Sofia is joined by Weezy and Mandii of WHOREible Decisions. Together, the girls reveal untold sugar daddy stories, exclusive happy ending services in Miami, and even a step by step tutorial to give the BEST b*****b on an uncircumcised dick… it may just come in handy for you. No White Claws were harmed during this recording...(okay maybe a few). Subscribe, Rate and review Mandii and Weezy’s podcast “WHOREible Decisions” available on all podcast platforms. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Theragun: www.theragun.com/SOFIA Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com/SOFIA Postmates: SOFIA100 Calm.com: www.calm.com/SOFIA Better Help: betterhelp.com/sofia To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joined by her very own mother you would think some topics of conversation would be off limits. Nope! To get in the holiday spirit Sofia decided to spend some quality time with her mom, Lola. Together they recount some of their craziest memories together. Most notably when Lola walked in on a 17 year old Sofia seducing her boyfriend in a candlelit bathtub, or when she was mugged by a monkey in Thailand. It hasn’t always been the smoothest road raising Sofia, but it’s clear that this apple did not fall far from the tree, and the Mother Sloot tells us why. HAPPY THANKSGIVING SLOOTS! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: NDW Labs/DHM Detox: nodayswasted.co/SOFIA30 Shipstation: SOFIA Jenni Kayne: SOFIA Purple Mattress: www.purple.com/SOFIA10 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this solo episode, Sofia takes her listeners into the chaotic place that is her mind and updates them on her current situation. She also discusses some new shit which is astrology! In a rather offensive way but also in a she had a psychotic Scorpio stalker way! Last but not least she gives us some hot tips on something we all need during quarantine: how to spice things up in the bedroom. Sometimes a girl just needs her alone time with her sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Taser: taser.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/90sofia Postmates: SOFIA100 Function of Beauty: www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices