Sofia with an F

Beyoncé said she’s on demon time, so we are too. Sofia is BACK by unpopular demand! This week Sofia learns a new language. Twitter language that is, thanks to producer Alex and the Gen Z kids. Sofia goes on to tell us a HORRIFYING story about a recent doctors appointment where she learned about her alarmingly short life expectancy, AND that she’s also the cause for all major issues in the world! Health is wealth! We also learn an NSA-level hack that will 100% make you lose sleep at night. And finally, thanks to our girl Larsa Pippen, we do a psychoanalysis of the cis-male brain...or lack there of. Just another week of regularly scheduled chaos over here Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code SOFIA Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There's a hot NEW diet pill! It’s called a toxic relationship - and you probably already take it daily! We have a new Sloot in town! This week Sofia is joined by her FAVORITE cousin Anto, who happens to be producer Alex’s older sister. Together the girls open pandora's box by unleashing stories from their most TOXIC relationships. Anto tells us about the time her impoverished ex stole her car and made her perform X-Games moves outside of a Wells Fargo. Sofia then tells us a tale about one of her former Prince Charming’s and a not-so-sweet threesome they had...some real notebook-esque sh*t going on here. The girls then let us in on TWO new hacks about how to achieve your BEST selfie yet, and how to COMPLETELY compromise your partners Instagram. We never said we were the healthiest b*tches out here, but we’re definitely helpful. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA MeUndies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/12sofia Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Call Child Protective Services! Baby Alessi just went down her first K Hole! Joined again by the fabulous Fabby F Baby, Sofia is turning things UP a notch. This week we learn that in typical Sofia fashion, not only is she a felon, but she’s now been denied global entry! Guess she’s really staying in Utah forever. The girls then take us down memory lane recalling one of their finest nights when Sofia lost ALL motor skills due to a little ketamine/cocaine mix up…it could honestly happen to anyone right? We also get some tips on how to achieve your BEST orgasm and even a recollection of the girls best orgasms to date. Overall, things are going well for the girls, but it just wouldn’t be normal if there wasn’t some *chaos* sprinkled in the mix. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Liquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners. Surprise! Sofia’s moving to Miami AND she’s going to be a Real Housewife! This week the Queen Sloot is joined by superstar comedian, Nikki Glaser. While these two may be the funniest women on earth, this episode actually gets PRETTY deep. Together the ladies discuss self-esteem, the scientific differences between the male and female orgasm (IF he can even give you one, right?), and the clusterf*ck world that is dating. Sofia also gives us some personal life updates including her upcoming move to Miami and her soon-to-be Real Housewives of Salt Lake City casting. As usual, her life is all over the place but hey - it’s her world, we’re just Sloots living in it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

IN CASE you want to know if he's cheating on you...we've got you covered. And we’re cheating back! This week Sofia gives us a MAJOR relationship update involving her upcoming move back to New York City, which is causing quite the riff in her relationship. It’s no big deal though because Queen Sloot is getting BACK in the game and she needs to know…how far is too far? Is flirting REALLY cheating? Don’t lie, we’ve all done it. Joined by her cousin Alex, Sofia teaches another illustrious Sloot University lesson and this one…has a scent? Sofia also lets us in on a BRAND NEW hack to catch your sleazy boyfriend cheating. These b*tches are! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Eearnest: http://www.earnbrest.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/sofia12 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FABBY F BABY. PLEASE SAY THE BABY…is motherf*cking BACK! This week Sofia is joined by her best friend of all time, Fabby! You thought you heard it all the last time Fabby graced the Sloots with her presence, but you’re in for a surprise. Mugshots and foursomes have nothing on the stories you’re about to hear. Together the duo dive into EVERYTHING plastic surgery (pro tip: South Korea is the move) and for all the bachelors out there, the girls also give detailed descriptions of the type of hu$bands they want. Last but not least, we FINALLY get to hear the steamy (literally) details of the INFAMOUS virginity story! Things get a little…wet n wild in this episode. Save water, shower with a friend. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Zola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Uqora: http:// http://www.uqora.com/SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia got a nature valley bar inside her pussy this past weekend! Watch out granola people. Sofia recaps her weekend where she addresses the shit that was said about her recently, her take on ugly men, and her hatred of nerds. Listen before you judge! She also talks about her worst date and the BEST tip to get out of one. Lastly, queefing. Let’s talk about it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ MeUndies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Does the threesome count if he didn’t actually put the tip in? Joined by Lauren and Michael Bosstick of The Skinny Confidential, Sofia does what she does best and meddles her way into ALL the juiciness of their relationships. From threesomes, shrooms, to running a business, Sofia gets the 411 on EVERYTHING from the Dear Media power couple. Sofia also discusses addiction and how important it is to make time for your relationship…have you ever scheduled a set time to have sex? It might just save your relationship. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help : http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Earnet: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com promo code SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

These chicks don’t even know the name of my band... Wondering how to get backstage at your favorite artists concert? Better yet, wanna go back to his hotel with him? OF COURSE you do you dirty little Sloot. Don’t worry, this week Sofia’s got you covered on ALL the tips and tricks on how to secure a night of ecstasy (take that as you will) with your FAVORITE celeb...and honestly, it’s not as hard as you think. G Eazy, we’re looking at you. Sofia also tells us a NEVER before heard story involving a very interesting night with a certain actor, followed by her getting kicked off a private jet by a Hollywood director. Joined by Alex, the two also discuss their biggest ick’s and turnoffs with guys, even the pettiest ones you’re afraid to admit. P.S. water shoes Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA FabFitFun: http://www.fabfitfun.com promo code SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The BEST place to call someone out for talking sh*t is your own podcast. Sofia is BACK and is joined by cult leader, Indy Blue! For the FIRST time we get a in-depth look at what life is like growing up as a young woman in the Mormon church and we learn quite a few things! Have you ever heard of the Provo Push? Maybe you should try it. Indy also explains her “beef” with Addison Rae, life as a young mom (shout out baby Seven), and her brand Lonely Ghosts. If you don’t want to move to Utah after this episode then you probably never will. Love you say it back, Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Liquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code: SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This might be hard to hear… but if he wanted to he would. Sofia missed the Sloots so she felt some alone time was needed so we could catch up on some things. Joined by her producer/cousin/bad influence Alex, Sofia recounts her first night back on the town just last weekend and the bullsh*t that occurs when she decides to leave the house…and apparently her new name is Sofia Richardson? Sofia also introduces us to the contraceptive of the future, GALACTIC CAPS! It’s a sticker for your wiener hole. Lastly, class is back in session with a NEW Sloot University lesson teaching you all how to not be THAT girl…and you know what that means. Listen up, midterms are approaching! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Betterhelp: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA MeUndies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Nutrafol: http://www.nutrafol.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Because when he leaves your ass he’s gonna leave with half... In honor of celebrating bad ass women this March, Sofia is joined by finance expert Haley Sacks aka Mrs. Dow Jones. If you’re wondering EXACTLY how to become the independent and rich boss b*tch that you are, you’ve come to the right place. Mrs. Dow Jones breaks down the ins and outs of finance in only a way a TRUE Sloot knows how with ridiculous banter and inappropriate sex comments of course. In this episode, the two discuss the beginner steps on how to start investing, how to strategically spend your money, and even how to convince your boy toy to get you that Chanel (ps. it’s an investment). HAPPY WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH SLOOTS! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Stitchfix: http://www.stitchfix.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/12SOFIA Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Roman: htttp://www.getroman.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thinking about starting an Only Fans? The QUEEN is here to tell you exactly how. This week Sofia hangs out with Lena The Plug, and with her encouragement, Sofia will be trying A LOT of new things (including watching lactation porn). Together the two discuss unconventional entrepreneurship, how Lena made over $1 MILLION dollars last year, and some tips you should consider if you’re starting a career in social media. Lena also takes us into the world of porn, how she introduced threesomes to her boyfriend, and tells us ALL about her pregnancy. Sex work is the best work Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA Framebridge: SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Have you been trying to get on Raya? Let's go sloots. This week, Sofia is reunited with John as he pays a visit back to Utah. John catches us up on his latest antics including his recent move to New York City and a life altering experience that surprisingly changed his life for the better. The duo also recounts a RIDICULOUS Vegas story from their high school days that they definitely shouldn’t have made it out alive from…but luckily for us, they live to tell the tale. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Function of Beauty: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Ship Station: SOFIA Liquid IV: SOFIA Nutraful: SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia is convinced she is getting cheated on so this year, we will be celebrating GALENTINES Day. Seriously f*ck Valentines Day! I don’t want no Valentine I just want Valentino! This week, Sofia talks about her newfound feud with Howard Stern, teaches new hacks you can do to catch a cheater AND make money. Class is also back in session with a VERY controversial Sloot University lesson, followed by a step by step Slootorial on how you can have the BEST Galentines day with the girls. Love is in the air Sloots. Kind of. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Meundies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Roman: http://GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stitchfix.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

CALLING ALL HSP’S! This week Sofia is joined by Mayim Bialik, a four time Emmy Award nominee, Critics’ Choice Award winner, AND a neuroscientist. Safe to say the two have A LOT in common! Together the two discuss the science behind mental health, what it was like growing up as a child star, and how we ALL are on the spectrum of mental illness. But if you know anything about Sofia, you knew she was already a little different. We’re all our own type of crazy. PLUS, they discuss the Madonna-whore Complex. Enjoy! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Usual Wines: SOFIA Ship Station: SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://HelloFresh.com/SOFIA10 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners regarding sexual assault and abuse. This week, Sofia is joined by lifestyle model and content creator Paige Lorenze. Paige lets Sofia in on all of the intimate details regarding her former relationship with actor Armie Hammer. Sofia and Paige dive deep into the reality and potential risks of BDSM and other non-normative sexual practices. The girls also discuss the blurred lines of consent, how trauma can affect the mind and body for years to come, and the strength it takes to speak out against ones abuser. Check out Paige’s Instagram @paigelorenze and Youtube channel at youtube/paigelorenze Help is available and you are never alone. The National Sexual Assault Hotline is available 24/7 and can be contacted at tel:1-800-656-4673 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Theragun: http://www.theragun.com/SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.comSOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FINALLY Sofia is joined by a real life professional. Shan Boodram is a leading sexologist, relationship expert, and dating coach. Our prayers have been answered! Together the two discuss the real meanings of self love, how FWB can turn into marriage, breakdown love as an addiction, and how to get through withdrawals after a breakup...because let’s be real- LOVE IS A DRUG. Shannon puts Sofia through a self confidence exercise that we ALL should try. Also, if you’re anything like Sofia and can’t let some fuckgirl behaviors go, don’t worry, there is still plenty in this episode. Check out Shan’s IG @shanboody Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/Sofia Liquid IV: SOFIA Calm: www.calm.com/SOFIA Noom: www.noom.com/SOFIA Roman: www.getroman.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Will the REAL Alex please stand up!? This week Sofia is joined by her favorite cousin who also doubles as her assistant! Together the two invite you behind the scenes of Sofia with an F, exploiting the shit show that ensues every week. Strippers, cocaine, mental breakdowns - real Wolf of Wall Street shit is going down at Sloot Media. Alongside Alex, Baby Alessi also makes a BIG comeback and steals the show…and some brand deals. Sofia also updates us on her recent embarrassment of Zack Bia leaving her on read and even some VERY scary nudes the girls have received. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Usual Wines: www.usualwines.com/SOFIA Framebridge: www.framebridge.com/SOFIA Takecareof: www.takecareof.com promo code SOFIAF50 Meundies: www.meundies.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners. To kickstart 2021 Sofia is joined by the infamous GHOSTWRITER aka Milfhunter. Together the two discuss some of their most personal moments that shaped who they are today, a VERY important Sloot University class, and Ghostwriter even tells a Slooty story that can help you make some extra money during the pandemic. Your new favorite duo is back, get it while it’s hot. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Hello Fresh: SOFIA10 Zola.com/sofia: SAVE50 Calm.com/SOFIA Functionofbeauty.com/sofia To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the Sloot Hotline! For the first time EVER Sofia invites listeners to call in for advice and tell their wildest stories. She also expectedly gets some angry callers roasting her and a surprise soundtrack! This is a safe space and everyone is accepted, just make sure you’re drunk dialing the Sloot Hotline tonight and not your ex! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Hello Fresh: HelloFresh.com/SOFIA10 DHM Detox (No Days Wasted): NoDaysWasted.co/SOFIA Better Help: Betterhelp.com/SOFIA Calm: Calm.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia is joined by the OG meme queen, Violet Benson aka @DADDYISSUES_! You know the meme you just tagged your BFF in saying “This is SO us”? She basically invented that. In this special episode, the girls talk about quarantine hookups, the Pencil Test, and why you should NOT let your boyfriend cum in you (he doesn’t like you). Sofia also calls Violet out on a potential business move that could’ve altered their friendship forever... Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: NDW Labs/DHM Detox: www.nodayswasted.co/SOFIA Shipstation: SOFIA Purple Mattress: www.purple.com/SOFIA10 Postmates: SOFIA100 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Congratulations! You have been admitted to Sloot University, and on this campus ANYTHING goes. In this episode, Sofia discusses her current mental state, Jay Alvarez’s “leaked” sex tape, and of course…the opening of her new school, Sloot University. Our first class is SQUIRTING 101. In this lesson, you will learn everything you need to know on how to make your partner squirt! Sofia covers positioning, finger arrangement, and even what muscles to utilize. Get your pencil and paper out for our first day of classes, you’re going to want to pass these courses. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: NDW Labs/DHM Detox: www.nodayswasted.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/SOFIA80 Function of Beauty: www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Axon: www.taser.com/SOFIA Better Help: www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pegging? Sex work? F*****g fans? Sounds like another day in the life for this trio. In this special episode, Sofia is joined by Weezy and Mandii of WHOREible Decisions. Together, the girls reveal untold sugar daddy stories, exclusive happy ending services in Miami, and even a step by step tutorial to give the BEST b*****b on an uncircumcised dick… it may just come in handy for you. No White Claws were harmed during this recording...(okay maybe a few). Subscribe, Rate and review Mandii and Weezy’s podcast “WHOREible Decisions” available on all podcast platforms. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Theragun: www.theragun.com/SOFIA Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com/SOFIA Postmates: SOFIA100 Calm.com: www.calm.com/SOFIA Better Help: betterhelp.com/sofia To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joined by her very own mother you would think some topics of conversation would be off limits. Nope! To get in the holiday spirit Sofia decided to spend some quality time with her mom, Lola. Together they recount some of their craziest memories together. Most notably when Lola walked in on a 17 year old Sofia seducing her boyfriend in a candlelit bathtub, or when she was mugged by a monkey in Thailand. It hasn’t always been the smoothest road raising Sofia, but it’s clear that this apple did not fall far from the tree, and the Mother Sloot tells us why. HAPPY THANKSGIVING SLOOTS! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: NDW Labs/DHM Detox: nodayswasted.co/SOFIA30 Shipstation: SOFIA Jenni Kayne: SOFIA Purple Mattress: www.purple.com/SOFIA10 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this solo episode, Sofia takes her listeners into the chaotic place that is her mind and updates them on her current situation. She also discusses some new shit which is astrology! In a rather offensive way but also in a she had a psychotic Scorpio stalker way! Last but not least she gives us some hot tips on something we all need during quarantine: how to spice things up in the bedroom. Sometimes a girl just needs her alone time with her sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Taser: taser.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/90sofia Postmates: SOFIA100 Function of Beauty: www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joined by her once childhood enemy, Sofia and Ali discuss how to get over a breakup - even if it means moving to another state. (P.S. relocating is scary stuff and these besties are ready to talk about their own experiences. Nothing crosses the line with these two, even when Ali runs over her ex-boyfriend with her car or when Sofia needed corrective surgery in Vegas. The duo recounts their most intimate and idiotic stories to date. True friendship means forever. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Honey: www.joinhoney.com/SOFIAF Earnest: Shipstation: SOFIA Roman: GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia is joined by her ex-boyfriend and almost 7 arguments ensue on this weeks episode. They discuss their wild, KINKY past, the reason they broke up, and Sofia get’s a surprise she was NOT expecting. If you are in a toxic relationship and want to feel better about it, this is the episode for you! Plus, we get the male perspective on fake butts, photoshop, and more! Tune in sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Usual Wines: www.usualwines.com/sofia Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com/SOFIA Roman: www.getroman.com/sofia To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From fresh jail stories to foursomes to exposing parts of Vegas many wish stayed there, Sofia heads to Las Vegas to join her BFF guest this week to share their super sloot secrets — how to ACTUALLY win big in Vegas WITHOUT spending a dime and some real insight and advice from their 28 years of friendship from diapers to today. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Earnest: Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/SOFIA80 Function of Beauty: www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Have you ever felt your partner might be gay? Hiding their sexuality? Have you ever had a guy ask you to %$#! in their mouth? Ever had your weed laced unknowingly and freaked TF out!? In this week's episode, Sofia is joined by her GBF John. They discuss some raw experiences (pun intended) of being a part of the LBGTQ+ Community. John reveals his coming out story, some raunchy uncommon kinky sex app encounters, how to spot clues if you think your partner may be hiding their sexuality, and many other matters. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Usual Wines: www.usualwines.com/sofia Roman: GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Purple Mattress: SOFIA10 Calm: CALM.COM/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia tried crack! As if that wasn’t wild enough….we have the man, the myth, the legend—MILFHUNTER. Sofia and Milfhunter expose the truth behind the business, friendship, and show that was. The duo also discuss their newfound bond, how to deal with being fucked over, and once again, the accidental crack incident. Get your headphones on because you do NOT want your mom hearing this. But Milfhunter might :) Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Honey: JOINHONEY.COM/SOFIAF Earnest: Shipstation: SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Basic, Greedy, Lazy, Submissive, Weak-Minded, and that's just a little bit about me. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Hello Fresh: SOFIA80 Function of Beauty: SOFIA Roman: GETROMAN.COM/SOFIA Postmates: SOFIA100 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

She's back! The first episode of Sofia with an F will be here soon. Subscribe now.​ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices