Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee and Harrison think everyone wants to be one of the Lone Gunmen these days. Host should have put more planning into his Hurricane Irma threesome. The fall of a fat and perverted Hollywood film mogul. Colombian sex island getaway. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison ruminate upon the late Hugh Hefner’s sexcapades. Russian cannibal couple eats over 30 people. Sugar Daddy problems in Pennsylvania. Never bring a minivan to a swingers party. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison would prefer not to try out the new Chinese sex doll rental app. Steele rants about poor life choices, fast food workers, and ESPN in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison chat about porn, prostitutes and drugs with special guest Johnny from Got Faded Japan. The Juggalos march on Washington. Dog likely high on crack fatally mauls man. Missing Minnesota girl swims across a lake to escape captors. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison warn Florida listeners not to shoot guns at the hurricane. Interview with Hollywood Sex Tape Broker Kevin Blatt. First Date in Bristol did not go as planned. Man really wants to be the only Burning Man at the festival. Serial killer in Connecticut is a bit of a try-hard. Phone calls.

Dee Simon has to take a two-hour sexual harassment course. Sick and Wrong finally launches the Patreon page. Medley of terrible Aussie poo stories. Florida mom has bizarre revenge plan. South African cannibal ring. Phone calls.

Harrison has no qualms about giving a man and his real doll a Lyft across town. Chav proposal does not go as planned. Russian man deals with a haunting. Three old pedophiles and their murder manifestos. Phone calls. RIP Tobe Hooper.

Dee thinks Harrison lacks the interest and the special set of skills it would take to rescue him from Mexican kidnappers. Steele rants about used dildos, amber alerts, and Walmart in this edition of Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

While Harrison is at home trading cryptocurrency, the world is on the brink of nuclear war. Sorry racists but fatties wearing shorts are not allowed to be Nazis. Impress the ladies with OJ Simpson’s white bronco. NJ finance firm brings new meaning to the term sexual harassment. Area junkie ruins woman’s morning tea. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison need to find their own John Popper to wind up on Twitter. Danzig’s house is for sale. Sex game ends with a bang in Manchester. Newcastle wife horrified by videos found on husband’s phone. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison angrily discuss the murder conspiracy involving Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell. Feces-eating diaper dad murders son in Colorado. Florida teens heckle man as he drowns to death. Drug deal in Denver for 10k dollars worth of pure uncut broccoli. Phone calls.

Dee thinks Harrison can cure his depression by forming a sex cult. Interview with with Dr Eric Kurlander about his new book Hitler’s Monsters – A Supernatural History of the Third Reich. Phone calls. Buy a copy of Hitler’s Monsters from Amazon.

Harrison returns from his sojourn in Scotland with tales of debauchery. Is Kid Rock going to be your next senator? Police shoot Joker And Harley Quinn at cosplay orgy in Australia. PA man needs to learn the economics of selling drugs. Phone calls.

Dee and special guest hosts Isabel and Tyler chat about celebrating the 4th of July when you’re not from ‘Murica. Worst veggie tale of all time in Texas. Catfish Don’t Cry mashup in England. Sex Mad Weirdo – not Harrison – inserts needles into his penis in China. Phone calls. Check out It’s in the...

Dee Simon and special guest hosts Lance Wackerle and John Steele discuss Wackerle mentoring Dee’s brother Jeffrey on how to ride a motorcycle. John Steele rants about the recent Wonder Woman film and Subway sandwich artists. Phone calls.

Harrison is vexed about his upcoming trip to the UK. Dee thinks he needs to relax with some necro porn. Tragic love triangle in Quebec nudist camp. Sadistic gang forces vulnerable adult to eat his own testicle. California brain surgeon charged with child sex abuse. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison suspect Tom Cruise may be a fan of parabiosis. A Chinese constipation story. The Carpenter and the She-Hulk. Worst Weekend At Bernies sequel ever. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison want 5 million people to tweet a special message to President Donald Trump on the 4th of July. Man deals fake drugs at Bonnaroo for God. Pyschopathic teen kills Uber driver with machete. Worst surrogate grandpa of all time. RIP Adam West. Phone calls. Join the #DONTTWEETONME campaign: Change.org: https://www.change.org/p/don-t-tweet-on-me-trump Tumblr: https://donttweetonme.tumblr.com/...

Dee discovers that Wonder Woman is the origin of Harrison’s BDSM fetish. Enya cannibal cult in Florida. Mother and Daughter prank call victims at Poundworld. Freddy Kruger clown kills man at Torchys Tacos. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison chat with actor Dan Fogler about his upcoming Sam Kinison biopic. Black Man gets white penis transplant. The Punisher hits the Phoenix Comicon. Former Neo Nazi Muslim kills Neo Nazi roommates. Phone calls.

Now that Harrison is teaching a writing class, Dee thinks he should be wearing a tan corduroy sport coat with brown leather elbow patches. LAX offers a new Elysium terminal for the ultra rich. Cary Grant took a lot of LSD. Oregon man decapitates mother on Mother’s Day. Never call an electrician when you’re cooking...

Dee and Harrison are rather perplexed by Rabbis who inspect period panties. Customs Agents have a rape table at Newark Airport. Suicide Helper in Utah. Saginaw man with cranking fetish. Phone calls.

Dee struggles to comprehend Harrison’s lawsuit with HBO. John Steele rants about the First Lady, the Miss USA pageant, and prom season in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee wishes Harrison was asked to be a sober companion at the Fyre Festival. North Korean exercise music. Never pinkie swear with a psychotic coworker. Gay primate rapists boff unsuspecting men in Africa and Borneo. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison chat with special guests Damon, Nico, and Pip from The Hambone Group about sketch comedy and fauxcest porn. Never forget Bill O’Reilly and the falafel thing. Mistress Teenie shakes down pensioner in Connecticut. Hamburglar steals New Zealand mum’s placenta. Phone calls. Follow the Hambone Group on FB: https://www.facebook.com/Thehambonegroup/

Dee helps Harrison prepare for his voice acting audition. Diarrhea drug is the new heroin. Creed singer Scott Stapp haunted by ghost of Scott Weiland. Woman who had sex with 3 dogs didn’t know it was wrong. Massage parlors should never flush condoms. Phone calls.

Dee’s moving to Koreatown and does not plan to ask Harrison for help. Is Ann Coulter really dating Jimmie Walker? Mermaid found in Fresno. Interview with Jeremy Donovan, the director of Hell House. Phone calls.

Dee’s on the wagon after a trip to Nola. Harrison contracts a yeast infection from analingus. Is Alex Jones deceased comedian Bill Hicks? Naked people slaughter a sheep at Auschwitz death camp. Don’t Breathe sequel set in Florida. Phone calls.

Dee’s heading to New Orleans for his Irritable Bowel Sister’s 40th birthday. Chuck Berry was into some weird shit, literally. Steele rants about college hazing, Ethiopian cuisine, and the travesty of the rainbow flag in this segment of Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee found the perfect job for Harrison. Brazilian murder goalie says he’s not a bad guy. Russian raccoon loves breasts. Three-way planning takes a turn for the worse. Phone calls.

A fresh, new Harrison is back from rehab. Bio-Dad Stephen explains the art of dogging among other things. Fitbit for your willie. Houston band tests out new stage show. Irish postman makes unwanted delivery. Phone calls.

Dee chats with the Vegan Black Metal Chef about metal vegans and his new cookbook The Seitanic Spellbook. Dee and comedian Matt Kirshen discuss the rivalry between comedians and magicians, racist toys, and a man killed by his porn collection. Phone calls. Buy a copy of The Seitanic Spellbook Check out Matt Kirshen’s podcast Probably...

In this week’s special extended episode, Dee Simon and guest hosts comedian Kyle Kinane and Serge from Samiam chat about rockstars playing gay chicken onstage, the chiropractor who solved the menstruation problem, female mormon ninja assassins, and the reason you should treat fast food workers with respect. Phone calls. Check out kylekinane.com for upcoming shows.

Dee and special guest hosts Serge and Rustee chat about sex trafficking, father-son pedophiles, fembots assassinating a dictator’s son, and a resourceful German murderess. Phone calls.

Dee Simon and special guest hosts Aussie Tyler and Casey discuss their Valentine’s Day plans. Bob Kraft wants his Superbowl ring back. Hitler Valentine at Central Michigan University. Never buy a display bed at a furniture store. Phone calls.

Dee didn’t get an invite to Harrison’s Super Bowl party. Harrison has a major announcement. Steele rants about the Women’s March, Refugees, and the SAG Awards in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison think this new breed of Internet Hipster Nazis deserve more than a punch to the face. Scientists ignore laws of nature and create a Pigman. Disgruntled teen enjoys stabbing strangers. Florida Cop stages the worst suicide of all time. Phone calls.

Dee supported women by attending Women’s March Los Angeles while Harrison supported women by taking drugs and watching Pornhub for five hours. Dee and Harrison chat with former gay prostitute Patrick about the demise of backpage.com. Phone calls.

Name one thing the President Elect and R Kelly have in common. Pervert scientists film monkey deer sex scene. Grilled Cheese leads to sexual assault in Wisconsin. And the World’s Most Psychotic Wife Award goes to Angela Diaz. Phone calls.

Dee suspects Harrison may be a dangle for the Russians. How badly do you want to go to Coachella? Sorry Nazis, They Live is not about the Jews. Another semen squirter at the Walmart. Phone calls.

Part 2 of the 2016 Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular.

Part 1 of the 2016 Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular.

Harrison has a bad case of the zaps. It’s never not creepy to try and pickup a girl while taking UberPool. Chachi beaten up by the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s drummer’s wife. Jewish molester comes up with a creative excuse. Coupon rage at local supermarket. What’s your suicide song? Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison want to spread their own fake news involving Nancy Reagan, Chuck E Cheese, and Aleister Crowley. Aussie Man punches kangaroo to get Fosters back. Rampant acts of duggery in Stockton. Walgreens bathroom claims another life. Phone calls.

Harrison might be the worst Santa in Pasadena. Fidel Castro wasn’t fond of exploding cigars. Steele rants about Black Santa, overweight Barbie, and Autism in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Cuckolding is the new Thanksgiving tradition. Tila Tequila is the new leader of the Alt Right. Angry husband wants wife to learn chess. Horny pensioner pulls a super moon. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison chat with musician and fellow podcaster Doc Coyle about his new show The Ex Man Podcast. Harrison is the real Bad Santa. Ohio lawyer who ‘hypnotized women’ charged with rape. Oregon man takes an acid bath at Yellowstone. Vince Neal will not be playing at Trump’s inauguration. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison try to accept the horrifying reality of President Donald Trump. Swede offers marriage to Americans fleeing Trump. Minnesota bar’s “Smack Fest” turns ugly. Serial killer posts hilarious Amazon reviews. Phone calls. Leonard Cohen RIP.

Dee and Harrison wish they could visit Orgy Island. Hillary Clinton and her Satanic Dinner Parties. Special Election Edition of Fistful of Steele. Phone Calls. Get out and vote!

Dee and Harrison think Donald Trump should play Moon Man at his rallies. Trump’s star on Hollywood Walk of Fame vandalized. New cosmetic surgery trend in Hollywood. Breaking Bad themed Grindr date. Phone calls. Happy Halloween!