Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee and special guest Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely want everyone to vote NO on Prop 60. Interview with Justin Fix, founder and creator of http://www.creepla.com/ Phone calls.

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange reveals emails from the Blink 182 guy briefing Hillary Clinton about aliens. Who are we to judge Ken Bone? Man on LSD ‘saves’ dog from house fire. Aussie Dream Team plans the perfect murder. Phone calls.

After the second debate, Dee and Harrison come to the realization that we’re all doomed. Steele gets political in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee, Harrison, and guest host Rustee chat about the new Amanda Knox documentary. Never throw a pie in the face of a former NBA player. Massive drug bust at the Burger King. Poorly planned preemptive revenge porn strike. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison take bets on who turns out to be the king of the Hollywood pedophile ring. How does Donald Trump prepare for a debate? A potty-mouthed high school teacher in Ontario. Cup of semen at Panera. Phone calls.

Harrison has more secrets than Hillary Clinton. Senior citizen punched out by deplorable at Trump rally. The saga of the Bar Mitzvah Blowjob Lady. Juggalo blood ritual in Wisconsin. Phone calls.

Since Harrison is MIA, Dee and guest hosts Richard and Rustee chat about parachutes and prostitutes. Mother, Daughter Incest in Oklahoma. Five day old baby punched in the head in Manchester. Rapist tries to use the ol’ big dick defense. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison wish they knew how to talk to women wearing headphones. Steele rants about politically correct emojis, fashion for the obese, and cocks not glocks in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison mourn the death of Gawker. Racist Anonymous meetings in North Carolina. Extreme father-daughter bonding in New Zealand. Bug nightmare on crowded NYC subway train. Phone calls.

S&W interviews writer and dick pic critic Madeleine Holden about the proper way to photograph your junk. Morrissey made a video game. Tim Kaine should stay away from pot brownies. Bath salts cause Florida frat boy to become cannibal. Phone calls. Get your dick pic critiqued by Madeleine: http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com/

Harrison spends birthday eating lobster and trying not to kill himself. Dee Simon is now a two cat guy. Brendan Dassey’s conviction overturned. Burger King gets creative with its new menu items. Fight in theater after Suicide Squad more entertaining than movie. Japanese poop ghost pursues Chinese mistress. Phone calls.

Harrison is too busy being funemployed to pay attention to the Olympics. Nazi with the Golden Gun. Playboy presents The Girls of Trump. Indianapolis Rapper makes the most asinine attempt at a viral video of all time. Florida dad fatally injures ‘Pinky’ the dancing flamingo. Phone calls.

Since the DNC was too boring to talk about, Dee and Harrison discuss the release of would-be Reagan assassin, John Hinckley Jr. We discover that John Steele’s favorite Pokemon is the Squirtle in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

While Harrison experiences joie de vivre, Dee Simon is consumed by weltschmerz. Gay Ann Coulter banned from Twitter. Interview with cosplay porn star Kearstin. Phone calls. Order your very own custom cosplay porn at Kearstin.com.

Harrison returns to the show with tales from Great Britain. Dee thinks Pokemon Go will be the downfall of mankind. Strokemon porn parody. Indian Gold man battered to death. PA man uses his brain to get high. Miss Hitler 2016 pageant. Phone calls.

Dee and guest host Danny are concerned that the Dallas police violated the Three Laws of Robotics. Interview with Visual Effects Artist and Battlebots judge Fon Davis. Phone calls.

While Harrison is on vacation, Dee and special guest host Lance Wackerle discuss the Oakland PD sex scandal. Michael Jackson vs Prince. Unexpected item on the self checkout machine. Notorious Feces stuffer on the loose in NYC. Phone calls. Happy America Day!

Except for the city of London, England is a red state. Does Donald Trump have Alzheimer’s? John Steele rants about Brexit, Terrorism, the Village People, and rape prevention in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. RIP Bernie Worrell. Help us have Donald Trump tested for the early stages of Alzheimer’s disease. Sign the petition below and...

Dee and Harrison salute Pornhub, the altruistic porn site, for their new porn for the blind category. S&W reports on news that matters like a kangaroo copulating with a pig in Australia. Hospital worker dies masturbating on the job. Geek squad member obsessed with pop star. Worst Amish father of all time gives daughter away...

Dee promises not to bully Harrison anymore unless he has an ABR (Adult Breastfeeding Relationship). Richard Simmons is allegedly a woman now. Fat Axl Rose fails to threaten the internet. Facebook witches hex swimmer rapist. Hero Florida woman punishes unruly child. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison long for the days of fashionable terrorism. RIP Muhammad Ali. Father challenges daughter to a duel in Colorado. Aspiring LA screenwriter doesn’t handle breakups very well. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison chat with Dee’s Irritable Bowel Sister and Big Jer about poo etiquette. Fistful of Steele. Quite possibly the best shit story of all time.

Dee and Harrison wish they could choose their own Frankenpenis. Louisiana lawmaker proposes weight limit for strippers. Who wouldn’t get breast implants for $100k? Newark woman can’t handle her high. Smashmouth shirt causes chaos in Phoenix. Phone calls.

Dee, Harrison, and Harrison’s Twin Sister think the Hyperloop will turn passengers into gelatinous blobs of flesh and hair. More Americans would prefer to have lice than Donald Trump as President. Buy the gun that killed Trayvon Martin. Anal sex with Hugh Hefner is worse than suicide. North Carolina is the new Florida. Phone calls.

Dee, Harrison, and special guest Sleazy E review submissions for the new Sick and Wrong theme song. Los Angeles jury convicts ‘Grim Sleeper’ of 10 murders. Sinead O’Connor vs Arsenio Hall. Ted Cruz lookalike shoots a porn video. Old school mob killing in Brooklyn. Phone calls. New S&W Drunk Dial Line # (323) 522-4032 Vote...

Dee returns from NYC to discover that Harrison does not care that Prince died. John Steele rants about Target’s new Transgender bathroom policy, the Buddy Bench, and weaves in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison officially endorse Andy Basiago for President. Dee celebrates 420 at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Phone calls. Learn more about Andy Basiago at http://andy2016.com

Dee and Harrison chat with Leslie Van Houten’s former “prison girlfriend.” Why does Ted Cruz hate dildos? Millennials should not be allowed to text in movie theaters. Prolonged masturbation session on a Megabus. Worst special education teacher of all time. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison think Carrot Top is the result of serious inbreeding. Rent Dahmer’s childhood home for the GOP Convention. Jews vs Nazis Drinking Game. Zombie Mike is not someone you should invite to dinner parties. It’s generally a good idea to avoid marrying Russian women. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison – both former dreadlock wearers – weigh in on the “should white guys have dreadlocks” debate. Bleed all over Donald Trump in your period panties. The Drug War is not funny. Follow up to the Las Vegas Ferris Wheel Lothario story. Photographer Shot ‘Ghost Girl’ Photos for Mom Arrested for Murder. Phone...

Harrison is frustrated with the sexy cosplay girls at Wondercon. Dee’s confused by r/gonewildaudio. Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. Send your submission for the Sick and Wrong Theme Song Contest to [email protected]

Dee and Harrison chat with author William E. Jones about his new book True Homosexual Experiences: Boyd McDonald and Straight to Hell . The Hulkster piledrives Gawker Media. Uber app possessed Michigan driver. It’s totally acceptable to masturbate a dolphin in the Netherlands. Worst catfish of all time. Phone calls. Pre-order a copy of True...