Shut Up I Love It

Nikki van Schyndel is one of the most incredible souls from TV show ALONE Season 6 (or TV, period. Or life). She is that lady with a great attitude who accidentally hurt herself a bunch but didn't let that stop her. Her teddy bear made from a dead rabbit will haunt my dreams forever. This week, we've got two special co-hosts: Heidi Gardner (SNL) and Zeb Wells (SUPERMANSION, SHE-HULK), both fans of Nikki and ALONE. They know nothing about "the survival industry" (as Zeb puts it) so we had fun juxtaposing their "strategies" of surviving on ALONE with Nikki's. Nikki recalls her experiences on the show and tells us some crazy-ass stories including talking trees, purring predators and, most importantly, reveals how she feels about that bad mofo Jordan Jonas. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

What's up, kids. This one is for you. Actor/comedian/charming individual David Horn joins us to praise one of the coolest kids TV shows out there: AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER. It's kind of like GOT but for children. Except, some episodes take on very mature topics. You might even get scared. In a good way. Also, is this even an anime? Listen to find out. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Does the state of standup comedy keep you up at night? So we thought. Enter our special guest, "Marco from security" (aka comedian/writer/actor/clown Chad Damiani), who's seen - though not heard - a lot of stand-up comedy over the years. Enough to pitch a solution on how to make it better. Listen to Marco tell us a terrifying story involving a pint of animal blood and his mom with an unusual bust size. Enjoy Marco reading jokes from a notebook he claims to be someone else's. And when we say "jokes," we mean phrases like "If you get a job at Butt World, you always start on a fart time basis" or chafes like "Orgasm werewolf: a full moan instead of full moon" and "maxi pad Thai." Get angry, laugh and set yourself free. Episode Links: Marco's (aka Chad Damiani) Twitter Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl) website Joe Cabello's Patreon Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Tad Roasts Movies (aka comedian Mark Sipka) is here to defend the only movie that's worth watching: The Wizard of Oz! Now, dear listeners, TBH, this guest gave us a lot of headache. We didn't mean to analyze him in detail but we did. What can I say. We learned a lot. Mostly, about love. Rejection. Broken dreams. It's bittersweet and insane. Enjoy. Follow Tad on Instagram. Find new videos of Tad roasting movies every Tuesday on his YouTube Channel. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl's) website. He wrote a new track for our podcast! Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Unpredictable, bombastic and dangerous lady reporter Damiana Garcia is back, this time to promote her gender reveal party business called #InTheseTimes. Is it just a naive entrepreneurial idea or a malicious plan to take over the world by way of mass murder? You decide. To put it in the words of Damiana herself, "Live unapologetically, scream maniacally and make love violently." Episode Links: Damiana's (aka Michael Lucid) Instagram Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl) website Joe Cabello's Patreon Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Joe Cabello is a writer, comedian and cohost of Shut Up I Love It. But today he's in the hot seat defending a cult Japanese zombie film ONE CUT OF THE DEAD (2017), directed by Shin'ichirô Ueda and starring Takayuki Hamatsu, Yuzuki Akiyama, Harumi Shuhama and Kazuaki Nagaya. Listen to us put on our cinema critics hats and dissect this bold groundbreaking ode to guerrilla filmmaking! Seriously, Joe Cabello drops some gems, the guy's a brainiac y'al!! Enjoy. Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl) website Joe Cabello's Patreon Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Will McLaughlin (SUPERSTORE, IRRESISTIBLE, UCB) is back! Pull out ya handkerchiefs and grab ya Big Gulps, for today we shall be strolling down the memory lane, right into CHAIN RESTAURANTS. Will describes his three-tier system for all the restaurants... See if it makes sense cause I still have no idea (it's Sasha btw). Now, we're NOT about to defend Chick-fil-A... but we'll talk about it a lot. We also discuss Podorognik, a 90s sandwich chain in Siberia. Look, basically, somehow this episode ended up being really fun despite this very general topic (also, Will is funny). Give it a listen would ya! Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl) website Joe Cabello's Patreon Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Storyboard artist and ol' bud Patrick Dailey (FUTURAMA, IRON GIANT, DISENCHANTMENT) joins us to dissect the 2019 flick THE MASTER SAMURAI (Dir. Kazushi Watanabe) starring Hayato Ichihara, Shugo Oshinari and Megumi Okina. Based on a manga (and available on Amazon Prime), this film is as uneven as it gets. Still, the main character is hot, runs a lot and doesn't understand how iPhone works, so he's just like Patrick! Note: the film appears to be made for young children if not for its very - SPOILER ALERT - dark ending. Download co-host Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Turn that frown upside down. Check out Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl's) website. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Fabulous lady reporter Damiana Garcia is back to discuss her vast collection of sentient DOLLS and Beanie Babies! They are creepy. They tell her things. They may be responsible for some of the murders she has committed. As Damiana puts it herself, "I am America." Then we re-enact one of Damiana's altercations with her neighbors using the Dolls. Turns out, doll therapy can REALLY turn things around. Find Damiana on IG. Download Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Watch Season 10 of Robot Chicken, the whole thing should be out right now. Drink a glass of water, it's still summertime. Check out Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl's) website. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Look who's back, bearing gifts and wearing boxer shorts! TV writer Zeb Wells (SUPERMANSION, MARVEL COMICS) slam-dunks it with bringing in an exciting topic of TV show ALONE, Season 6 (available on Netflix). Go watch the whole season and come back to give the episode a listen cos we're gushin' with SPOILERS! How does watching ALONE compare to taking mushrooms? What's the closest Zeb, Jay and Sasha ever came to a "survival in the wild"-type situation? And what did the show's creator Zach Green have to say about the casting process in his *very* private conversation with the co-host Jay Hunter? Listen to find out. **We want to thank Jordan Jonas for listening and so far not coming at us with a bow and arrow after we affectionately classified his voice as “not extremely intelligent” (or worse). Check out Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl's) website. He wrote a new track for our podcast! Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Part 2 of our conversation with Jay Hunter (Superstore, Life After Beth) about the TV show ANCIENT ALIENS. As we continue rating the show's "ancient alien theorists," Jay reveals which one is his most and least favorite. Who are they and which one is "real" and which one is "a fraud"? Listen to find out. Download co-host Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Go outside, have some nachos outside (safely). Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Nothing makes Jay Hunter happier *or* angrier than the TV show ANCIENT ALIENS on the History channel. He calls it a "piece of sh*t" and "fraud" but paradoxically, he's also the show's biggest fan. Jay has watched the 190 episodes of the show's 15 seasons at least four times. No surprise, today is second best day of Jay's life as we sit down and analyze the hell out of Ancient Aliens. We also rate the show's hosts, including the "spray-tanned moron," Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. Download co-host Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Enjoy a walk outside, just keep a friendly distance. Tune in next week for more of the Ancient Aliens discussion. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Right before the most recent shutdown, Damiana Garcia went to Palm Springs to enjoy MORONGO casino guilt-free and mask-free (well, she had it in her pocket, people!) Why, you ask? To kill someone. Like Damiana says it herself, "I choose to be a murderess!" How much do you pay the local news station PAs to be accomplices in murder? Is standing still under the shower better than swimming in a pool? And what's a bus accident that doesn't involve a collision? Listen to find out. Find Damiana on IG. Download Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Forget about casinos, this is another lockdown baby! Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

We promised we would and HERE. WE. ARE. More dirt from behind the scenes of Kitchen Nightmares starring Chef Gordon Ramsay. The show's Director Jay Hunter returns to unveil the secrets/deleted scenes/scandalous details about the episodes called "Oceana" and "Amy's Baking Company." PREPARE: IT GETS GROSS. IT GETS REVEALING. IT GETS REAL. Download co-host Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. If you know of the whereabouts of the issue's talented artist, Kent Esmalla, please let us know! Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

What's more American than memoirs? (Almost) nothing! That's why we invited Damiana Garcia back to our virtual studio, to discuss her MEMOIR called "How Did *This* Happen?" Fresh from performing a "self-check, mental and criminal," Damiana shares not one, not two, but three titillating and suspenseful excerpts from this soon-to-be bestseller. How many celebrities did Damiana have intimate relations with? Did her parents dip their toes into sex industry? And what's "interpersonal penis" (let's just say, the answer will surprise you)? Find Damiana on IG. Download Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Go take a walk outside, just keep that mask on. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Jay Hunter is a grand cinematic mind who directed over 50 episodes of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES starring Gordon Ramsay. Today, Jay shares his feelings for the show and spills some dirty (seriously, dirty) secrets about the behind-the-scene action, specifically regarding the famous episode "Burger Kitchen". Is Kitchen Nightmares fake like many other reality shows? Is Gordon Ramsay actually mean? And what did the famous chef think of this podcast's host Sasha Feiler's borscht (hot, of course)? Listen to find out. Note: this is a two-parter. Join us in two weeks to hear Jay discuss episodes "Oceana" and "Amy's Baking Company." Download co-host Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Give your hands another wash. Watch RAMY on Hulu, it's really good. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

The one and only lady reporter Damiana Garcia is back to discuss her habit of HOARDING -- of toilet paper, pantyhose and fancy expressions like "simulacrum" by her favorite Baudrillard (whose name she pronounces with a *very* French accent). Later, Damiana shares her experience of flirting with the dark web and defends her inner moral compass (which is more moral than anyone else's). Find Damiana on IG. Download Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Go take a walk outside, just keep that mask on. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/