Shut Up I Love It

Unpredictable, bombastic and dangerous lady reporter Damiana Garcia is back, this time to promote her gender reveal party business called #InTheseTimes. Is it just a naive entrepreneurial idea or a malicious plan to take over the world by way of mass murder? You decide. To put it in the words of Damiana herself, "Live unapologetically, scream maniacally and make love violently." Episode Links: Damiana's (aka Michael Lucid) Instagram Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl) website Joe Cabello's Patreon Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Joe Cabello is a writer, comedian and cohost of Shut Up I Love It. But today he's in the hot seat defending a cult Japanese zombie film ONE CUT OF THE DEAD (2017), directed by Shin'ichirô Ueda and starring Takayuki Hamatsu, Yuzuki Akiyama, Harumi Shuhama and Kazuaki Nagaya. Listen to us put on our cinema critics hats and dissect this bold groundbreaking ode to guerrilla filmmaking! Seriously, Joe Cabello drops some gems, the guy's a brainiac y'al!! Enjoy. Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl) website Joe Cabello's Patreon Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Will McLaughlin (SUPERSTORE, IRRESISTIBLE, UCB) is back! Pull out ya handkerchiefs and grab ya Big Gulps, for today we shall be strolling down the memory lane, right into CHAIN RESTAURANTS. Will describes his three-tier system for all the restaurants... See if it makes sense cause I still have no idea (it's Sasha btw). Now, we're NOT about to defend Chick-fil-A... but we'll talk about it a lot. We also discuss Podorognik, a 90s sandwich chain in Siberia. Look, basically, somehow this episode ended up being really fun despite this very general topic (also, Will is funny). Give it a listen would ya! Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl) website Joe Cabello's Patreon Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Storyboard artist and ol' bud Patrick Dailey (FUTURAMA, IRON GIANT, DISENCHANTMENT) joins us to dissect the 2019 flick THE MASTER SAMURAI (Dir. Kazushi Watanabe) starring Hayato Ichihara, Shugo Oshinari and Megumi Okina. Based on a manga (and available on Amazon Prime), this film is as uneven as it gets. Still, the main character is hot, runs a lot and doesn't understand how iPhone works, so he's just like Patrick! Note: the film appears to be made for young children if not for its very - SPOILER ALERT - dark ending. Download co-host Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Turn that frown upside down. Check out Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl's) website. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Fabulous lady reporter Damiana Garcia is back to discuss her vast collection of sentient DOLLS and Beanie Babies! They are creepy. They tell her things. They may be responsible for some of the murders she has committed. As Damiana puts it herself, "I am America." Then we re-enact one of Damiana's altercations with her neighbors using the Dolls. Turns out, doll therapy can REALLY turn things around. Find Damiana on IG. Download Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Watch Season 10 of Robot Chicken, the whole thing should be out right now. Drink a glass of water, it's still summertime. Check out Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl's) website. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Look who's back, bearing gifts and wearing boxer shorts! TV writer Zeb Wells (SUPERMANSION, MARVEL COMICS) slam-dunks it with bringing in an exciting topic of TV show ALONE, Season 6 (available on Netflix). Go watch the whole season and come back to give the episode a listen cos we're gushin' with SPOILERS! How does watching ALONE compare to taking mushrooms? What's the closest Zeb, Jay and Sasha ever came to a "survival in the wild"-type situation? And what did the show's creator Zach Green have to say about the casting process in his *very* private conversation with the co-host Jay Hunter? Listen to find out. **We want to thank Jordan Jonas for listening and so far not coming at us with a bow and arrow after we affectionately classified his voice as “not extremely intelligent” (or worse). Check out Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl's) website. He wrote a new track for our podcast! Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Part 2 of our conversation with Jay Hunter (Superstore, Life After Beth) about the TV show ANCIENT ALIENS. As we continue rating the show's "ancient alien theorists," Jay reveals which one is his most and least favorite. Who are they and which one is "real" and which one is "a fraud"? Listen to find out. Download co-host Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Go outside, have some nachos outside (safely). Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Nothing makes Jay Hunter happier *or* angrier than the TV show ANCIENT ALIENS on the History channel. He calls it a "piece of sh*t" and "fraud" but paradoxically, he's also the show's biggest fan. Jay has watched the 190 episodes of the show's 15 seasons at least four times. No surprise, today is second best day of Jay's life as we sit down and analyze the hell out of Ancient Aliens. We also rate the show's hosts, including the "spray-tanned moron," Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. Download co-host Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Enjoy a walk outside, just keep a friendly distance. Tune in next week for more of the Ancient Aliens discussion. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Right before the most recent shutdown, Damiana Garcia went to Palm Springs to enjoy MORONGO casino guilt-free and mask-free (well, she had it in her pocket, people!) Why, you ask? To kill someone. Like Damiana says it herself, "I choose to be a murderess!" How much do you pay the local news station PAs to be accomplices in murder? Is standing still under the shower better than swimming in a pool? And what's a bus accident that doesn't involve a collision? Listen to find out. Find Damiana on IG. Download Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Forget about casinos, this is another lockdown baby! Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

We promised we would and HERE. WE. ARE. More dirt from behind the scenes of Kitchen Nightmares starring Chef Gordon Ramsay. The show's Director Jay Hunter returns to unveil the secrets/deleted scenes/scandalous details about the episodes called "Oceana" and "Amy's Baking Company." PREPARE: IT GETS GROSS. IT GETS REVEALING. IT GETS REAL. Download co-host Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. If you know of the whereabouts of the issue's talented artist, Kent Esmalla, please let us know! Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

What's more American than memoirs? (Almost) nothing! That's why we invited Damiana Garcia back to our virtual studio, to discuss her MEMOIR called "How Did *This* Happen?" Fresh from performing a "self-check, mental and criminal," Damiana shares not one, not two, but three titillating and suspenseful excerpts from this soon-to-be bestseller. How many celebrities did Damiana have intimate relations with? Did her parents dip their toes into sex industry? And what's "interpersonal penis" (let's just say, the answer will surprise you)? Find Damiana on IG. Download Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Go take a walk outside, just keep that mask on. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Jay Hunter is a grand cinematic mind who directed over 50 episodes of KITCHEN NIGHTMARES starring Gordon Ramsay. Today, Jay shares his feelings for the show and spills some dirty (seriously, dirty) secrets about the behind-the-scene action, specifically regarding the famous episode "Burger Kitchen". Is Kitchen Nightmares fake like many other reality shows? Is Gordon Ramsay actually mean? And what did the famous chef think of this podcast's host Sasha Feiler's borscht (hot, of course)? Listen to find out. Note: this is a two-parter. Join us in two weeks to hear Jay discuss episodes "Oceana" and "Amy's Baking Company." Download co-host Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Give your hands another wash. Watch RAMY on Hulu, it's really good. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

The one and only lady reporter Damiana Garcia is back to discuss her habit of HOARDING -- of toilet paper, pantyhose and fancy expressions like "simulacrum" by her favorite Baudrillard (whose name she pronounces with a *very* French accent). Later, Damiana shares her experience of flirting with the dark web and defends her inner moral compass (which is more moral than anyone else's). Find Damiana on IG. Download Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Go take a walk outside, just keep that mask on. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Today, we continue our conversation with Frater I.C.L. and Bryant Walker, the members of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn. We dig deep into the topic of DEMONIC EVOCATIONS (and one invocation). Frater I.C.L. recalls a few stories from the field, including a broken heart, a bruised thigh, a whispering spirit and of course, the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram. Speaking of the pentagram, isn't that the sign of Satan? Is a "blind spirit" actually blind? And what does it feel like to be "taken over" by an Ancient Egyptian god? Listen to find out. This is it for today. You've got "the license to depart." Check out Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl's) website. He wrote a new track for our podcast! Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Just when you thought we couldn't surprise you any more, we brought you actual practicing ALCHEMISTS. Modern-day alchemy is such a secretive endeavor, one of our guests chose to use a pseudonym (you'll be able to tell who). Both Frater I.C.L. and the returning guest Bryant Walker are also members of The Hermetic Order Of the Golden Dawn, a secret society devoted to the study and practice of the occult, metaphysics, and paranormal activities. Can you actually convert lead into gold? Is the philosopher's stone real? And who is the "collective Shadow" (it's Satan)? Listen to find out. Note: this is Part One of our conversation with Frater I.C.L. and Bryant Walker. Part Two is dedicated to Demonic Evocations. All right, enough for today. Ora, lege, lege, lege, relege, labora et invenies (google it). Check out Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl's) website. He wrote a new track for our podcast! Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

The fabulous lady reporter/influencer/outlier Damiana Garcia comes back to defend the concept of masks... or the concept of taking masks off... or she just this opportunity to talk about her ongoing feud with her neighbor Briahna... we don't really know. If you figure it out by way of listening to this podcast, please email us. Did Damiana hire a Hollywood practical FX artist to build her a special animatronic mask a la Total Recall? Did she use the mask to scare a passerby who proceeded to punch Damiana in the face? And what happened to the 90K she crowd-raised for her suspected coronavirus recovery (spoiler alert: it's Instacarts)? Listen to find out. Find Damiana on IG. Download Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Grab a beer, bit only if you think it's good for you. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Welcome to the first episode of The Damiana Series! Joining us is the fabulous Damiana Garcia (RuPaul’s Drag Race finale red carpet, THE DAMIANA FILES), a hard-hitting lady reporter from the Rancho Palos Verdes local news affiliate. She's here to praise her idol, Carole Baskin of the TIGER KING fame on Netflix. Is Carole's life an example of a classic "survival story"? Does Damiana possess another, some might say vicious, personality named Claudia? And was Damiana the one who started the #saferathome, albeit in reference to a "white chocolate frapp, extra whip"? Listen to find out. Find Damiana on IG. Download Joe Cabello's graphic novel "Robot. Black Belt. Champion" for free. Grab a beer, bit only if you think it's good for you. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/