Shut Up I Love It

Writer/producer Carlton Gillespie is back to defend OCEAN'S TWELVE, his favorite movie of all time! Or at least of the Ocean's trilogy, we'll never know, unless you ask Carlton yourself and tell us. As usual, Carlton and Sasha yell at each other a little bit because that's just how their friendship works! Enjoyyyyyy. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Happy 2021! Jay Hunter is back to defend what at least two of us think is the Citizen Kane of animation -- Sensei Genndy Tartakovsky's animated TV series PRIMAL (available on HBO Max). Aggressively not for kids, PRIMAL follows a caveman and a dinosaur, bonded over devastating tragedies, as they help each other survive in the ruthless primordial world of the show. Dude, it's SO good. In fact, don't even worry about this episode, just go watch Primal. Hope your butt is nice and cushion-y because it will be balancing on the edge of that seat the whole way through. Check out Jay's podcast Pod Ween Satan. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Comedian/writer Andrew Cornelius has been excelling at homebrewing since long before 2020 so it's no wonder he's back to shed light on MOONSHINERS, a reality TV show on Discovery Channel. Andrew helps us recognize the cultural significance of this overlooked masterpiece and its exploration of eternal, Shakespearean themes. So put on your semiotics cap and enjoy! Andrew is a host of Intrigue.TV’s JUST EAT IT! He played “Preston” in CAPTAIN HAGEN'S BED & BREAKFAST. Your children might recognize him as “Coach Scalp” from PLATY & JACKIE'S MIXED UP CHALLENGES. Web: infamouscornelius.com Twitter: @infamousacorn Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Writer/comedian Carolyn Page is back and she wants two things: 1) to pitch a future episode about Santa hentai (sure, we'll do it) and 2) to introduce us to an iconic comic book ELFQUEST created by Wendy and Richard Pini. Elfquest first came out in 1978 and has been going strong ever since. Incredibly, all issues published prior to 2014 are available for free at https://elfquest.com! No excuse to not check out this iconic work of art (yep, we loved it). Find Carolyn on Twitch streaming games at Twitch.tv/jacuzzitubbs and transforming classic TV shows into Dungeons & Dragons games at Twitch.com/TVandD. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Writer/director Matt Mazany (WWE, FUNNY OR DIE, CASCADE UP) misses his morning commute. And we miss Matt, our old buddy. This episode is very nostalgic and sweet, just the way god intended it to be. So grab your cup o'joe (cabello) and dive in. How does morning commute rate against washing dishes training your dog? How much does Matt live smooching his wife goodbye? And how do you meet an Alaskan lady in the 1990s without leaving your car? Listen to find out. Find Matt on Instagram and Twitter. Check out his Get It Again Podcast and Art of Arting Podcast. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Jay Hunter (SUPERSTORE, POD WEEN SATAN) once again gets cocky with us as he shares his unhealthy infatuation with CULT LEADERS, from Shoko Asahara to Charles Manson to sweet sweet papa L. Ron Hubbard (the list goes on). Sasha (me, it's me writing these words) describes her personal experience being a member of various cults and shares why the late acting teacher's Sam Christensen's class has never turned into a cult, despite some of his followers' wishes. Is Upright Citizens Brigade theater a cult? What about Scientology (spoiler alert: f**k yeah)? And who's Jay's "favorite" cult leader? Listen to find out. Check out Jay's podcast Pod Ween Satan. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Writer/comedian Carolyn Page (THE DOWNLOAD) loves video games, soup for breakfast and the legendary TV show Sex and The City. We dissect the hell out of SATC's three landmark episodes and each give it a rating. Go ahead, put on your 4-inch heels, *soak* yourself in a homemade Cosmo and throw a Zoom listening party with your best/worst friends! Find Carolyn on Twitch streaming games at Twitch.tv/jacuzzitubbs and transforming classic TV shows into Dungeons & Dragons games at Twitch.com/TVandD. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Happy Anger Towards Your Secretary Day from our returning guest Damiana Garcia! The infamous lady reporter, writer, provocateur and an "aspiring super-spreader" is back to defend this famous holiday, as well as Thanksgiving 2020 and its COVID vibe. What's Damiana's take on the vaccine? What's it like building her brand of "perpetually ill person"? And how does Damiana kill a chicken? Listen to find out. Follow Damiana on IG. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

The election is not over! That is, for the POTUS and our returning guest, lady reporter Damiana Garcia! Dami's back to share her experience exercising her right as a citizen, which involved no pants, a flashlight and a 3AM outing in search for a drop-off ballot box. Consider this an investigative report of what really happened to Damiana's ballot. As our guest puts it herself, "I've worked as a lady reporter, I've been let go as a lady reporter, every time!" We also discuss growing up in Siberia in the 90s and having your country's history *literally* rewritten every year. Finally, Damiana shares her recipe for Apple's Kiss, which involves two tumblers of "real bottom-shelf, CVS-variety" vodka and a splash of apple juice. Follow Damiana on IG. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Phyllis Thinkii is an LA-based writer originally from Kenya, East Africa. She's here to defend F**K BOYS and compare her life-changing experience with them to ours. What is a f**k boy and how does it differ from a "zaddy"? Which one is a better catch? Most importantly, what can we all learn from a f**k boy modus operandi? Listen to find out (especially if you're Neil Strauss, cause we do talk about you a bit and no one else does anymore). Follow Phyllis on Twitter @phyllisthinkii. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

As we know, "theater is dead, a putrid vessel of the forgotten time. The kind of putrid when the skin becomes wax and raccoons not only feed but make love to what's left of the flesh." These are the quotes from today's interview with Chad Austin Pierce, a distinguished theater actor "from one of the Americas," who's graced the stage at many places we never heard of, like Monte's Carnegie Hall (different from *the* Carnegie Hall). Chad Austin Pierce, who proudly doesn't own a pen and refers to writers as "scribblers", predicts that standup comedy will save live theater. He gifts us with a brand-new standup routine where each joke is prefaced with an extensive backstory and character development. "If They're Laughing Too Much, They're Not Bothering To Think." Enjoy, just prepare to hear the word "putrid" a lot. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Damiana Garcia is back, y'all! She's here to defend - no, wait, to PROMOTE her new post-apocalyptic barbarian novel called "FRAPP WARRIOR" that takes place at a Starbucks. Damiana gives us a generous preview of her yet unwritten opus ("Better than The Dark Tower") and even reads us a few excerpts. In fact, we'll give you a preview right here, in the episode description. Here's the first sentence form the novel: "It was the year 3000..." It all gets bananas from here. Follow Damiana on IG. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Dude, drop everything you're (not)doing and listen up. This here in front of your ear holes is a historic reunion between survivalus maximus JORDAN JONAS of the badass TV show ALONE and ZACH GREEN, one of the show's creators. ***BTDUBS, MAJOR SPOILERS FOR ALONE SEASONS 6 and 7*** Do Zach and Jordan believe in luck playing a major part in one's winning the show? Is Jordan regretting being so insanely pissed off about his location? What was the darkest thought haunting him during his Arctic solitude? Does guest cohost Jay Hunter fail to apologize to Jordan for previously describing his voice as "dimwitted"? And does Jordan use that voice to bless us with a brief but startling Tuvan-ish throat singing? Listen to find out. Listen to Episodes 58 and 67 for more discussions of ALONE. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Nikki van Schyndel is one of the most incredible souls from TV show ALONE Season 6 (or TV, period. Or life). She is that lady with a great attitude who accidentally hurt herself a bunch but didn't let that stop her. Her teddy bear made from a dead rabbit will haunt my dreams forever. This week, we've got two special co-hosts: Heidi Gardner (SNL) and Zeb Wells (SUPERMANSION, SHE-HULK), both fans of Nikki and ALONE. They know nothing about "the survival industry" (as Zeb puts it) so we had fun juxtaposing their "strategies" of surviving on ALONE with Nikki's. Nikki recalls her experiences on the show and tells us some crazy-ass stories including talking trees, purring predators and, most importantly, reveals how she feels about that bad mofo Jordan Jonas. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

What's up, kids. This one is for you. Actor/comedian/charming individual David Horn joins us to praise one of the coolest kids TV shows out there: AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER. It's kind of like GOT but for children. Except, some episodes take on very mature topics. You might even get scared. In a good way. Also, is this even an anime? Listen to find out. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Mr. Owl's (aka Bry Walker) music for podcasts, including ours. Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Does the state of standup comedy keep you up at night? So we thought. Enter our special guest, "Marco from security" (aka comedian/writer/actor/clown Chad Damiani), who's seen - though not heard - a lot of stand-up comedy over the years. Enough to pitch a solution on how to make it better. Listen to Marco tell us a terrifying story involving a pint of animal blood and his mom with an unusual bust size. Enjoy Marco reading jokes from a notebook he claims to be someone else's. And when we say "jokes," we mean phrases like "If you get a job at Butt World, you always start on a fart time basis" or chafes like "Orgasm werewolf: a full moan instead of full moon" and "maxi pad Thai." Get angry, laugh and set yourself free. Episode Links: Marco's (aka Chad Damiani) Twitter Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl) website Joe Cabello's Patreon Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/

Tad Roasts Movies (aka comedian Mark Sipka) is here to defend the only movie that's worth watching: The Wizard of Oz! Now, dear listeners, TBH, this guest gave us a lot of headache. We didn't mean to analyze him in detail but we did. What can I say. We learned a lot. Mostly, about love. Rejection. Broken dreams. It's bittersweet and insane. Enjoy. Follow Tad on Instagram. Find new videos of Tad roasting movies every Tuesday on his YouTube Channel. Subscribe to Joe Cabello’s Patreon for as low as $1 a month to get first looks at his new horror graphic novel and posts about how it’s being made, as well as exclusive stories, short films, and more. Check out Bry Walker's (aka Mr. Owl's) website. He wrote a new track for our podcast! Email us at [email protected] Twitter/Instagram: @shutupiloveit1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shutupiloveit1/