Shaffer RULES Podcast

Episode 11 - Part 1: Belly Busters, Beer Bongs, and Bad IdeasIn Episode 11 – Part 1 of the Shaffer RULES Podcast, the guys bounce between old band memories, hometown stories, and the kind of laugh-out-loud conversations that only get better once the drinks start flowing. What starts with music nostalgia quickly turns into stories about dive bars, old friends, and the glory days of trying to act like rock stars before real life took over.They also talk about launching new Shaffer RULES merch and celebrate a big milestone for the show: landing their first official sponsor, Maono. Between the excitement of new gear, product testing, and building the podcast into something bigger, this episode has a little behind-the-scenes energy mixed in with the usual chaos.From there, the conversation veers into “Me & My Guy” dance survival, bringing the word “rad” back into circulation, memories of Miller High Life, and stories from local staples like the Hilltop and the Halton Hilton. It is equal parts nostalgia, barroom history, and small-town storytelling.Then things really go off the rails with a run of unforgettable college stories involving fraternity drama, reckless drinking, trashed bathrooms, fire extinguishers, fights, and all the dumb stuff that somehow becomes legendary years later. It is the kind of episode that feels like sitting at the bar with friends while one story keeps topping the last one.Like, comment, and subscribe, and share the show with a friend.Stay tuned for Part 2!#ShafferRULESPodcast #Episode11 #ComedyPodcast #StorytellingPodcast #BarStories #CollegeStories #SmallTownStories #MerchDrop #PodcastSponsor #Maono #BourbonTalk #MillerHighLife #ChampagneOfBeers #DadLife #LocalLore #FraternityStories #ClassicMemories #BlueCollarHumor #HaltonHilton #WesternPA

Episode 10 - Part 2: Broken Patience, Late-Night Chaos, & She Took My VanShow Notes:In Part 2 of Episode 10, the guys are back from break and immediately dive into a brutally relatable rant about trying to cancel DirecTV. What should have been a simple phone call turns into a drawn-out mess involving missing cancellation requests, endless hold times, surprise charges, and the all-too-familiar frustration of dealing with customer service.From there, the conversation shifts into the world of streaming, internet providers, and the pros and cons of services like Fubo, Xfinity, Kinetic, T-Mobile, AT&T, and mobile hotspots. There is plenty of talk about what it takes to keep reliable internet running at home, at work, and eventually at the new podcast space.The crew also gives an update on the new building, including cleaning out the office, getting the room ready, and planning the move for podcast production. To close things out, the episode goes completely off the rails in the best way possible with a hilarious, improvised recorder jam session and the unforgettable original song, “She Took My Van.”Expect tech headaches, real-life frustrations, shop talk, and the usual Shaffer RULES brand of unpredictable comedy. Like, comment, and subscribe, and share the show with a friend.#ShafferRULESPodcast #SheTookMyVan #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #StreamingWars #DirecTVDrama #CustomerServiceNightmare #CordCutting #HotspotStruggles #SmallTownChaos #LateNightLaughs #UnfilteredPodcast #VanSong #FunnyPodcast #RealTalkFunny #BillsAndBandwidth #ChaosAndComedy #SpotifyPodcast #ApplePodcast #GooglePodcast

Episode 10 - Part 1: Old Balls, Dirty Woman & the Oddities ExpoIn Part 1 of Episode 10, the guys kick things off with a completely off-the-rails original song before settling in with the Whiskey of the Week: Travelers. From there, the conversation jumps from Brian’s Texas work trip and TSA panic moment to music talk, including Rob Zombie, April Wine, and upcoming concerts.They also recap a trip to the World Oddities Expo, where bizarre displays, strange stage acts, and unusual finds made for plenty of stories, including this week’s Find of the Week: a hand-painted wooden mask. Along the way, there’s the usual mix of weird instruments, old stories, and random memories that send the episode in all kinds of directions.The episode also dives into a fun stretch on card collecting and memorabilia, with plenty of nostalgia around old sports cards, the junk wax era, overpriced rookie cards, and the thrill of digging through collectibles to find something worthwhile. It’s a mix of childhood memories, hobby talk, and the kind of conversation that anyone who ever ripped open packs of cards will appreciate.One of the most interesting parts of the episode is the conversation around hearing loss, tinnitus, and strange sound frequencies. The guys get into what it’s like dealing with constant ringing, how certain frequencies seem to stand out in unexpected ways, and the strange experience of hearing sounds, patterns, and loops that other people might not even notice. It turns into a funny but genuinely fascinating rabbit hole about how hearing changes over time, how the brain may compensate for lost frequencies, and how those changes can make everyday sounds seem a lot stranger than they should.It’s loose, funny, strange, and exactly what you’d expect from the Shaffer RULES Podcast.Like, comment, and subscribe, and share the show with a friend.Stay tuned for Part 2!#ShafferRULESPodcast #Podcast #WhiskeyOfTheWeek #OdditiesExpo #RobZombie #Kittanning #WickCitySaloon #BaseballCards #Tinnitus #ComedyPodcast #SpotifyPodcast

Episode 9 - Part 2: One-Hit Wonders, Wild Tabloids & Streaming WarsIn Part 2 of Episode 9, the guys are back from break and immediately dive into annoying insurance spam, scam calls, and the art of messing with telemarketers. From there, things roll into a fun rabbit hole on one-hit wonders, with debate over artists like Ace of Base, Evanescence, Blind Melon, Dexy's Midnight Runners, and plenty more from the 70s, 80s, and 2000s.They also get into a hilarious batch of old tabloid newspapers and magazines, reading outrageous headlines involving Elvis, aliens, Oprah, killer camels, miracle babies, and total grocery-store nonsense. The conversation then shifts into movies, streaming services, sports broadcasting, UFC, and how live TV is quickly becoming pay-to-watch, before wrapping up with some great stories about missed opportunities in Hollywood and entertainment history.As always, the episode closes in true Shaffer RULES fashion: loose, loud, and completely off the rails.Like, comment, and subscribe, and share the show with a friend.#ShafferRULES #Podcast #spamcalls #ComedyPodcast #Milanaccordion #tabloids #livetv #streaming #UFC #payperview #onehitwonders #music

Episode 9 - Part 1: Accordion Chaos, Bourbon Truths & Small-Town SmokeThis week on the Shaffer RULES Podcast, Brian and Corey kick things off with a wildly unhinged mix of musical experiments, including Corey's sweet "Milan" accordion, a homemade steel drum, and Brian's new tiny-but-mighty guitar processor, the "Sonicake Pocket Master" that somehow turns into a full-blown jam session. What starts as “find of the week” quickly becomes a full-on noise parade.The guys also crack open a fresh bottle of “Thomas S. Moore Cabernet Cask” bourbon and give it the full Shaffer RULES treatment. Neat? Not quite. On the rocks? Much better! They break down the nose, the proof, the lack of cab finish, and why this one needed a little more time in the barrel to really hit right. Naturally, it gets paired with some bacon jalapeño beef sticks from Kevin’s Meats in Kittanning, PA.From there, the conversation goes everywhere in the best way possible: Olympic curling, duckpin bowling, bowling “pro cards,” TikTok doom scrolling, local business support, first impressions, courtroom etiquette, and a heated rant on why local people should support local businesses before chasing corporate hype.This episode has a little bit of everything: bourbon talk, weird instruments, old-school values, and the kind of honest small-town commentary that makes Shaffer RULES what it is.Like, comment, and subscribe, and share the show with a friend.Stay tuned for Part 2!#ShafferRULES #Podcast #ThomasSMoore #bourbon #Sonicake #SonicakePocketmaster #ComedyPodcast #Milanaccordion #winterolympics #duckpinbowling #shoplocal

Episode 8 – Part 3: Taint Bacon & the 1945 Autograph BookEpisode 8 - Part 3 is full-on Shaffer RULES chaos, with Brian and Corey bouncing from wrestling talk and random late-night banter into the completely ridiculous world of Fritzy’s, the fake restaurant known for deep-fried nuts, squirrel specials, and the now-legendary taint bacon that sends the episode totally off the rails.The episode also features a quick, live, and unplanned call from Brian’s son, Maddox, our first guest, which adds even more loose, unscripted energy to the mix. From there, the guys dig into the vintage autograph book that inspired part of the episode title, reading through old entries and reacting to the weird, funny, and surprisingly scandalous notes written to Betty back in the 1940s.It’s weird, nostalgic, unfiltered, and exactly the kind of late-night nonsense that makes this podcast work. If you like off-the-cuff humor, ridiculous bits, and stories that keep getting stranger the longer they go, this one delivers.Like, comment, and subscribe, and share the show with a friend.#ShafferRULES #Podcast #PittsburghSteelers #MikeMcCarthy #Kittanning #VintageVan #ComedyPodcast

Episode 8 – Part 2: 1,918 Days to Lee’s RetirementIn Episode 8 – Part 2 of the Shaffer RULES Podcast, the guys jump right into a lighthearted exchange. The focus of this short segment is a fun countdown to retirement, as the question everyone wants answered finally gets addressed: exactly how many days are left until our lifelong friend Lee retires! It is a quick, funny moment that captures the casual chemistry and laid-back humor that makes the conversation feel like you are hanging out with old friends.Like, comment, and subscribe, and share the show with a friend.Stay tuned for Part 3!#ShafferRULES #Podcast #Kittanning #ComedyPodcast

Episode 8 - Part 1: Sweet Talk, Vintage Vans & Steelers Hot TakesIn Episode 8 – Part 1 of the Shaffer RULES Podcast, Brian and Corey kick things off with Heaven Hill Bottled in Bond and a hilarious conversation about the lost art of “sweet talking” your way into a better deal. From convenience store loyalty cards and penny candy nostalgia to overpriced frozen yogurt, this episode starts with the kind of everyday chaos and comedy that feels instantly familiar. From there, the conversation bounces into celebrity culture, and the absurd reality of Paris Hilton-branded coffee creamer, followed by beer talk, local shoutouts, a discussion about music, and how musicians actually make money now.This episode also features Corey’s “Find of the Week:” a 1977 Ford Econoline Club Wagon that may become part of the show’s personality going forward. Later, the conversation gets more personal as they talk about podcasting as therapy, relationships, family routines, messing with your parents, growing up around Kittanning, old stores like Ames, Jamesway, and Trader Horn, and the nostalgia of growing up local. They close out this part with a major personal update about Corey buying the old Paul’s Auto Parts building in Kittanning, plans for a resale shop and future podcast studio, and then shift into a passionate Pittsburgh Steelers discussion centered on Mike McCarthy and what could be next for the team. Like, comment, and subscribe, and share the show with a friend.Stay tuned for Part 2!#ShafferRULES #Podcast #PittsburghSteelers #MikeMcCarthy #Kittanning #VintageVan #ComedyPodcast

Episode 7 - Part 3: Laugh Bumps, Light Switch Covers, Lee’s Update to FreedomWe’re back from break and the guys kick off Part 3 with a weekly phone call to Lee, live from his basement. The mission is simple and absolutely necessary: get the official days-to-retirement number for the “Lee Update of the Week,” which lands at 1,928 days and immediately becomes a recurring bit they want to keep running.From there, it’s classic Shaffer RULES chaos: improvised voices, yelling away from the mic, random household discoveries (including a Starling Marte light switch cover), and a left-field moment where Brian admits that laughing too hard gives him painful “laugh bumps” on his head. They wrap the episode with a quick sports check-in, a nod to the night’s drink (bourbon in a Mike’s Beer Barn glass), and a push to keep growing the show locally with more YouTube content, a TikTok page, and upcoming sponsorship/cross-promotion options. Finally, they thank listeners, especially those who connected with “The Dismissal,” and promise exactly what you’d expect: more jokes coming.#ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Episode 7- Part 2: AI Cameras, Real Talk, and a Tether Car FindPart 2 opens with pure behind-the-scenes chaos as the cameras’ “AI” tracking starts doing its own thing, zooming, hunting faces, and repeatedly finding “Jerome” at the worst (best) possible moments. From there, Brian and Corey get real about why the show is starting to matter more, especially after the dismissal episode, and why keeping the honesty in the edit was the whole point. They talk about pushing the podcast beyond just conversation by highlighting local people and small businesses (including a shoutout to Lively Legs), then Corey drops his “Find of the Week”: a vintage gas-powered tether car (spindizzy). The episode closes with collector/auction energy, whiskey detours, and teasing a call to one of their buddies!Stay tuned for Part 3!#ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Episode 7- Part 1: Spatchcocks, Smoked Bourbon, and BentCarrot.comPart 1 kicks off with the guys recording on a big sports night, bouncing between game chatter and their usual “how did we get on this topic?” energy. They slide into everyday debates like why musicians default to wearing black, then detour into nostalgia before settling in for the real substance.Food and drink take over next: the bourbon of the week is Southern Tier Smoked Bourbon, followed by smoker talk—pork chops, chicken quarters, and the simple seasoning philosophy that keeps things easy and repeatable. That naturally leads to a surprisingly helpful breakdown of spatchcocking and why it’s the fastest path to evenly cooked chicken.From there, the episode spirals into peak internet absurdity: drug commercials, side effects, and an unforgettable rabbit hole featuring bentcarrot.com that turns into a whole bit. They bring it back to music with a “favorite song of all time” question, spotlighting Brian’s favorite all-time song, Billy Joel’s “Summer, Highland Falls,” and teasing the idea of recording his own version.Stay tuned for Part 2!#ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Episode 6 – Part 3 Ashtrays, Idiots of the Week, and Betting on YourselfPart 3 opens in classic Shaffer RULES fashion, by accidentally discovering that ashtrays might actually be an age-appropriate hobby. From handmade elementary school ashtrays (which would absolutely not fly today) to granite cigar ashtrays and repurposed barn lightning rods, the conversation turns into a surprisingly thoughtful take on collecting, cigars, and why pairing bourbon with the right smoke can completely change the experience.That segues into hobbies, side hustles, and the realization that the podcast itself might be the most “age-appropriate” hobby of all.Then things take a sharp turn into one of the most unhinged stories of the episode: Idiot of the Week. Corey breaks down a real-life Whatnot auction meltdown where a $24 jewelry purchase spirals into a jaw-dropping, multi-paragraph oversharing saga involving buyer’s remorse, family tragedy, prison sentences, cancer, property taxes, and canceled auctions. It’s a masterclass in how not to handle losing an auction, and a perfect example of why boundaries matter when running a side business.From there, the episode shifts into something deeper. Corey reflects on Whatnot becoming a legitimate second income stream, the grind behind making it work, and how side hustles can turn into real opportunities, if you’re willing to commit.The back half of Part 3 gets real. Brian opens up about hitting 50, being done working for “the man,” and finally betting on himself. The guys talk candidly about corporate burnout, being a Swiss Army knife employee, getting pushed out of “forever jobs,” and the difference between surviving and actually being happy. There’s honesty about fear, money, stability, and why taking the shot now matters more than waiting for perfect timing.The episode closes with wild car-business stories, drunk salesmen, demo cars destroyed in days, repossessions gone sideways, and the kind of characters you only meet in dealerships, before wrapping up a long, loose, but unexpectedly meaningful session.Part 3 is funny, raw, and reflective, equal parts chaos and clarity, and a fitting close to Episode 6.#ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Episode 6- Part 2 picks up right after the break with refreshed drinks, refreshed attitudes, and the kind of derailments only Shaffer RULES can pull off.The guys start by talking nostalgia and Hollywood’s obsession with rebooting everything, Greatest American Hero getting a remake, and why some updates are fine (after 40 years)… while others should be illegal. They hit The Fall Guy movie, name-check classic 80s TV crushes, and then take a hard turn into why certain remakes (looking at you, The Crow) are absolute disasters, plus a wild reminder of what happened on the original film set.From there, Brian fires up the timer again and throws out a real question: what are “age-appropriate hobbies” in your 40s/50s? That spirals into a surprisingly useful, hilarious segment: smoking meats, pork butt lessons, the stall, wrapping strategy, when smoke stops mattering, and why cooking is basically chemistry. There’s also a quick detour into cast iron steak perfection, “Tuna Helper without the tuna,” and the birth of a potential Breakfast Club (because retirement energy is real).Next up: What annoyed you this week? We get road rage stories featuring an unhinged tailgater doing makeup while driving, followed by a full townie rant, complete with a small-town Family Dollar parking lot war, ticketing drama, and plans for a future speaker system to mess with customers from an office upstairs. Walmart catches strays too, because of course it does.The back half shifts into something more real: a quick check-in on the recently released of “The Dismissal” episode and the bigger vision for the show, expanding beyond the usual chaos into monthly serious specials, broader topics, more guests, and eventually a larger Shaffer RULES podcast “umbrella” (including live sessions and watch-alongs).And finally: the Guy on the Corner update. A listener pushes for the interview, sightings are confirmed (including a Walmart appearance), and the plan evolves into boots-on-the-ground “man on the street” content, handheld gear incoming, mini-doc dreams loading… even if winter makes it a little harder to chase the story.Part 2 is equal parts ridiculous and real, exactly the balance this show is starting to own.Part 3 begins up after the break. #ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Episode 6- Part 1 kicks off exactly how Shaffer RULES should, an unplanned, completely unnecessary deep dive into fish sticks, air fryers, and why childhood food memories never live up to reality. From there, Brian and Corey crack Modelos, sip pear-wood smoked Buffalo Trace, and debate what actually makes a good smoked bourbon.The conversation rolls into nostalgia with "Find of the Week," featuring vintage arcade and toy collectibles, including an ’80s Stomper truck and a Super Pac-Man faceplate, plus stories about collecting, reselling, and the thrill of auction hunting. The guys break down how live auctions have changed, why online bidding dominates, and share some unbelievable steals (and painful misses).The episode closes with a timed, no-nonsense Steelers discussion: Mike Tomlin stepping down, what it means for the franchise, coaching contracts, draft picks, and the reality of where the team stands without a clear quarterback.Loose, honest, and completely off the rails, Part 1 ends right as the timer (and bladder) runs out.Part 2 picks up after the break. #ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Shaffer RULES Podcast – Episode 5: “Bourbon, Ball, Q-Tips, and Bad Impressions”Episode 5 is a full-on grab bag, in the best possible way.We kick things off with a conversation about bourbon: what we’re drinking, what we like, and why it somehow always leads to stronger opinions than expected.From there, we jump headfirst into college football, breaking down the transfer portal, NIL, and the ever-evolving playoff system, what’s working, what isn’t, and why the sport feels fundamentally different than it did just a few years ago.Things take a sharp turn into the mundane when we tackle an age-old household debate: Kleenex vs. Q-tips. Which actually cleans better? Why does every Q-tip box refuse to reseal? And how do you end up finding random Q-tips in places they have no business being? Fair warning, we’re officially boycotting Q-tips, lol!We also talk about new and old movies we’ve been watching and dive into how CGI has evolved over time, when it enhances storytelling, when it distracts, and why practical effects still matter.Later, we compare notes on some of the most iconic voices of all time, followed by what can only be described as our best attempt at a Michael McDonald (Doobie Brothers) impression. Results may vary! hahaha!We wrap up the episode with a word from our sponsor…who doesn’t know they’re our sponsor yet.As always, it’s a little chaotic, highly opinionated, and very on-brand.Listen in. Because these are the rules. Shaffer RULES!!!

Usually, the Shaffer RULES Podcast leans into humor, chaos, and the lighter side of life, but this episode marks a shift in tone.Episode 4: “The Dismissal” is the first in a new monthly series of special episodes focused on deeper, more serious conversations. No bits. No distractions. Just an honest discussion about experiences that leave a lasting impact.In this episode, Corey reflects on being dismissed from his job and opens up about the emotional aftermath that followed. Through that experience, he walks through the five stages of grief, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance, and how each stage showed up in real time, both personally and professionally. He then discusses how this experience led to a renewed perspective on life, an awakening that reshaped his priorities, his outlook, and how he views what truly matters moving forward.Dismissal can take many forms: being let go, written off, or told, directly or indirectly, that you’re no longer needed. Sometimes it happens quietly. Sometimes it’s abrupt. But no matter how it occurs, it often reshapes how you see yourself, your work, and what comes next.This episode is a candid conversation about loss, identity, perspective, and what it means to move forward when the decision wasn’t yours to make.This is “The Dismissal.”

Brian and Corey reflect on the holidays, covering smoking meat, bourbon of the week, and the good, bad, and awkward parts of family time.The conversation quickly goes off the rails talking about the spit valve on a trumpet, leading Brian to share a marching band fail from his freshman year in Florida, Corey reads the newspaper, and discusses where his dogs do their business, haha!They also talk about upgrades to their new studio setup (including a future Jerome Bettis cutout), Corey’s latest auction finds and the characters that come with them, the music they’ve been jamming to, and Corey’s unexpected, but passionate discussion about capes.The episode wraps with the concept of fake commercials and the debut of their newest ridiculous product concept: “Anchor Punch.”As always, it’s a laid-back, laugh-filled episode that goes absolutely nowhere—and everywhere—at the same time…Shaffer RULES!

In Episode 2 of the Shaffer RULES Podcast, it’s Corey’s birthday, and the celebration delivers exactly what you’d expect: hilarious stories, unexpected twists, and plenty of moments that could only happen to Corey and Brian.The two jump into a wide-ranging conversation that includes everything from AI mishaps to crazy band memories, plus the real story behind the podcast’s name. Brian opens up about an unintentionally embarrassing moment involving AI-generated song lyrics, where a simple songwriting experiment quickly goes sideways and turns into a story he probably wishes he could take back and recounts a wild trip to Chicago with his former band, (kaj).Corey brings his own stack of unforgettable stories, including the true origin of the phrase “Shaffer RULES,” and a wild moment at an Aerosmith concert where he was unexpectedly approached by an undercover cop. The way he tells the story makes it one of the standout moments of the episode. The two also share funny pet stories, dive into other off-the-wall topics, and spend plenty of time laughing at themselves and each other.It’s an episode filled with personality, nostalgia, and the kind of real, unfiltered banter that defines the “Shaffer RULES” Podcast.

Episode 1 – The Inaugural Episode: Sports, Stories, and Total ChaosWelcome to the very first episode of the Shaffer RULES Podcast, where longtime friends Brian and Corey kick things off the only way they know how—by diving headfirst into sports, swapping ridiculous stories, and letting the conversation go wherever it decides to go.In this debut episode, we bounce from topic to topic and dig into some of our favorite random topics, including going to Pittsburgh Penguins games, we revisit unforgettable moments from our college years, and relive the glory (and the disasters) of fraternity life. Brian also breaks out some stories from his days playing in his former band, (kaj).We also look ahead at where this podcast is going—brainstorming future segments, discussing the random stuff we want to explore, and setting the tone for what the Shaffer RULES Podcast is all about: real conversations, hilarious detours, and unfiltered stories from two friends who've been talking like this for years.If you’re into sports, music, nostalgia, or just hanging out with two guys who love to riff, you’re in the right place. Let’s get this thing started.