
Sexy Unique Podcast
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PATREON TEASER: Treadmill of Sadness
ECarey and Lara discuss how their fateful decision to watch 9/11 videos on YouTube ruined their dream of a perfect afternoon Diet Coke. They also discuss a woman falling off a treadmill and out a gym window, the spooky story of an American gay who went missing at Pride in Spain, Ariana Grande under fire over a Jeffrey Dahmer confession, Travis Kelce and Tom Cruise's bromance, a pro-tennis player's scene-stealing girlfriend, Katy Perry's atrocious new song, having a BRAT summer, Sabrina Carpenter's "U.S.O. vibe" and more.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear the latest episode out now!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beltway Bitches Ep. 1 - The Declaration of Lyndapendence (RHODC S1E1)
ELara and Carey are back from tour and ready to embark on their new recapping journey, but first they discuss the Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy/JFK Jr. renaissance on social media and the new book documenting their messy-ass marriage, Justin Timberlake's DWI in the Hamptons and the celebrity urge to drive drunk, anti-oil activists defacing Stonehenge, and more. Then Larz and Carz head back to the halcyon days of 2010 America: Obama was in office, the recession was raging, and five ladies took our nation's capital by storm, 11 years before the Insurrection. Yes, we're talking Real Housewives of DC, first and only season. Lynda, Cat, Mary, Stacie, and Michaele converge one freezing winter to try (and fail) to make the District of Columbia look good, and end up making herstory in the process. Episode one introduces Lynda and her beef with Michaele and her husband Tarq, British Cat's questionable behavior towards Stacie, Mary's well-meaning blue-blood drunkard glory, and the Salahi's house of cards. Follow along. It's your patriotic duty...Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR.Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: Some Light Rib Play
ELara and Carey talk being back in LA after their first international live show, LA's wildfire season startin' again, tsunami proofing the Pacific Northwest, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in their swinger era, Kanye West's harrowing reno of a Tadao Ando house in Malibu, rich person lore, watching the Kardahsians in hospice, Tom Brady's single chicken wing "cheat meal," how a newly born white buffalo in Yellowstone National Park fulfilled a prophecy, season 3 of Industry, Armie Hammer's comeback and cannibalism limits.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear the latest episode out now!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

UNLOCKED: Pumped Podcast Ep. 38 - The Witches of Weho ft. Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney
EBehold, a deep cut from the vault of Lara's early podcasting days as the co-host of Pumped Podcast, the first podcast dedicated to discussing Vanderpump Rules. Pumped Podcast only lasted for 48 episodes, but it spanned seasons 3-5 of VPR: An undoubtedly simpler era, when the cast lived in West Hollywood and the Witches of Weho were running amok. On this particular episode, they set their broomsticks on Lara, taking her to task for a barrage of perceived slights. Join along in the discomfort as Lara navigates their ire and attempts to bring things to a place of LOL. To listen to Part 2 of this interview, as well as the entire Pumped Podcast catalog, join the SUP Patreon. Lara and Carey will be back next week with a brand new episode.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR. Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: A Very Serious New York Summer
ELara and Carey discuss Lara's newfound respect for JoJo Siwa after seeing her perform at Pride, and Carey continues his late-to-the-game Summer House recap, lamenting the woe of Jules in season 4 and Carl's new teeth. They also discuss Billie Lee's war with Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee Robinson, the lol-free cabal of celebrity actors living in the West Village, Katie Holmes serving nothing and everything at once, Billie Eilish's sad 20th birthday party, JLo and Ben Affleck's next move, and more.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear the latest episode out now!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 12 - Das Shady Boot (The Valley S1E12)
ELara and Carey recap the finale of season one of The Valley aka the best show on television. First, they discuss mammograms, nitrous bliss, parking tickets in Italy and Amanda Knox back on the hot seat once more, the Fall of the House of JLo, and the daemons plaguing Carl Radke. Back in the San Fernando Valley, Brittany and Jax set up for the grand opening of Jax's tavern, and Jax's mean streak against his bride only increases. The funeral dirge for Jesse and Michelle's marriage begins to play, and Zack and Jasmine have it out with Janet, thus beginning the Gays vs Straights civil war. In an epilogue six months later, we see Jax and Brittany FINALLY separated as Brittany begins to visualize a new and improved Jax-free life. Michelle and Jesse attempt to finalize their divorce and Zack goes to Miami with Doute to support her during her non-lipo lipo procedure and gets squirted in the process.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR, which kicks off next week!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: The Babybelville Horror + VPR Secrets Revealed (Vanderpump Rules S11E19)
ELara and Carey discuss turning the subjective truth of turning 40 in 2024, Lara's three night Dead & Co. residency at the Sphere, Las Vegas Brain Worms, a surprise Instacart delivery from Hetero Hell, c*nty A.I,, Jax and Brittany's public diaper faux pas, Carey's propensity for spilling water and his newfound love for Summer House, the problem with RHONJ and more. Then they recap VPR Season 11's "Secrets Revealed" episode, where we see some more (bone chilling) footage of Sandoval's financial problems, Lala's mocktail journey, Scheana's location sharing addiction, Tori being a secret FBI agent, Schwartz and Jo's pigpen romance, James and Ally hosting LVP in Burbank, Ally's "Girl's Girl" single release party, and Schwartz and Sandy weighing a life together as housemates.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear the first three episodes out NOW!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 11 - The Babymoon Is a Harsh Mistress (The Valley S1E11)
ELara and Carey discuss the joy of slot machines and quasi-sobriety in Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian burnout and her Actors on Actors with Chloë Sevigny, and the voyeuristic splendor of Buying Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Janet's babymoon from Hell is soon coming to a close, and the men take one last fishing trip onto the lake while the girls throw Janet her actual baby shower. Danny gets blackout drunk and reveals his sunny demeanor may be hiding something much darker; an awkward "fantasy night" theme dinner with the entire group ensues. Back in Los Ang at the Men's Rights Luncheon, Jax swears with every fiber that Brittany will never leave him, shortly after Brittany confesses to Janet that divorce is on the table.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 50 - Raging Against a System of SURvitude (Vanderpump Rules S11E18)
ELara and Carey talk Larz's 40th birthday in Vegas, a new billionaire's deep sea submersible era and Carey's fear of the icy depths, holding Kim and Kanye accountable for North West's flop performance in a live production of "The Lion King," the continued conspiracy theories about Kate Middleton, and more. Then on the THIRD AND FINAL part of the VPR season 11 reunion, James and Sandoval square off about the demise of their friendship, and Lala asks the group to consider their Ariana bias when it comes to granting grace. Kate and Sandoval come to an understanding that they always have and always will loathe each other, Scheana continues to make everything about her, Nana VP wakes from her stupor, and Schwartz is brought to (genuine) tears. Andy then shows the cast the final five minutes of the Kyle Chan's SF party in the finale, where Ariana and Tom are forced to face each other for a conversation a year in the making.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear the a new episode out now.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: The One Where the Pope Says the Gay F-Slur
ELara and Carey discuss the social media grace period before people can start posting about their European vacations, Jax Taylor's DAY DAYTE with a well-known Instagram model and the enduring power of big jugs, the unique despair of Memorial Day, Carey's obsession with the German TV show "Babylon Berlin," the recent John Galiano doc, Furiosa: A Mad Wigs Saga, Lara's rewatch of Fatal Attraction and the real reason Alex Forrest was driven to the brink. Also, they also talk about the Pope's gay f-slur bomb in a recent closed door Vatican meeting and why it's actually iconic. Plus, a Reader Mail featuring accidental arson, Dads out-dading themselves and a missing tween.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear the first two episodes out NOW!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 10 - The United Shots of America (The Valley S1E10)
ELara and Carey discuss Something About Her's long-prophesied opening and the Eater review that may cement SAH as a star in the world of sandwich shoppes. They also talk the deadly turbulence that rocked a Singapore Airlines flight, the blood vial attack on the RNC in Washington, and the baby radicalizing the world by way of the Four Seasons Orlando. Janet's Babymoon from Hell continues on The Valley, Michelle reveals to Jax the REAL reason behind the "texting famous men" rumors, and why Jesse is in full support. The men gather 'round the fire to cry and complain about women, Jesse terrifies Janet, blackout Jax yells at Brittany about her GERD (again), then lets out a thunderous Freudian slip the next on a fishing jaunt with the boys.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear the first two episodes out now!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"What I Found in Nashville Was a Messier Story..."
Introducing the first episode of Once Upon a Time in Nashville, a brand new true crime podcast produced by Lara. In 2018, Cornelia Rowe finds herself unexpectedly back in her hometown - and unexpectedly drawn to a story about the strange death of Leigh Terry: a beautiful Southern belle with whom Cornelia attended high school. As she begins looking into what happened to Leigh, another story emerges about Nashville and its powerful group of good ol’ boys.Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville, available wherever you get your podcasts. Episodes 1 & 2 are live now. New episodes drop every Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 49 - Trade Me Messiah (Vanderpump Rules S11E17)
ELara and Carey discuss the messy new chapter in Ariana and Sandoval Valley Village House of Horrors legal saga, and speculate on how much longer Vanderpump Rules really has left. Then they get right into the intense second part of the VPR Season 11 reunion, with Lala and Katie "Bins" Maloney continuing their tête–à–tête, as Ariana is drawn in. Meanwhile, Schwartz gets dragged on a cosmic level by Brock, Scheana reveals a failed attempt by Sandoval to seal the seal in season one. Then, Jo is brought out and demonstrates just how badly Schwartz scrambled her brains, and Sandoval and James begin lobbing venom at each other in the eleventh hour.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear the first two episodes out now!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: The Saddest Gay Clown At Epcot
ELara and Carey discuss their recent trip to the Ren Faire and all the sordid sights they took in, including horny Furries, shockingly hot shirtless Vikings, Casey Anthony lookalikes, overpriced BBQ and the most iconic TikTok-famous dom top beer wench in all the realm. They also talk Something About Her's Rom Com-themed menu, Lara's Katie Maloney sighting, Andy Cohen outing Nancy Pelosi as a Deadhead, Jojo Siwa's blackout birthday shenanigans at Epcot, Jake Paul's upcoming boxing match with Mike Tyson, Diddy's humiliating apology video, officially entering the Demi Mooresance, and more.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear the first two episodes dropping May 23rd.Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 9 - The Masculine Urge to Wear a Beanie (The Valley S1E9)
ELara and Carey discuss Lara's Steve Buscemi getting punched in NYC as the punch epidemic continues, the trailer for the Dune prequel TV series, Carey finding his gender representation in the Bene Gesserit, and Sarah Paulson's revenge on the actress who tried to ruin her life. Back on The Valley, Jasmine calls out Janet's friend Simon for spying on Zack at Doute's James Mae event; Janet and Zack's tense phone call after this solidifies her decision for not inviting the #1 Gay In the Group. Jesse returns from his plant medicine weekend healed and donning a beanie, but Michelle doesn't seem convinced. The crew heads uip Big Bear for Janet and Jason's Babymoon (minus Zack), and immediately, Brittany's GERD rears its ugly head and the ladies take a sorrowful pontoon ride while the guys blackout on the beach. Back in LA, Doute and Luke have a deeply confusing couple's therapy session, and Kristen realizes that LA may not be the place for her, after all. Then, Jax confronts Michelle over the gossip that she had an emotional texting affair with a celeb, and Michelle makes a shocking confession.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear the first two episodes dropping May 23rd.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 48 - Lala Salad Sandwich (Vanderpump Rules S11E16)
ECarey and Lara are back with the first reunion recap for Vanderpump Rules Season 11, but first, they discuss the latest airline disaster at Seattle-Tacoma airport, Lara's emergency exit plane from a burning plan, Selena Gomez being the Doute of the celebrity world, King Charles's scary but actually c*nt new official portrait, and more. The VPR cast assembles nearly a year after the cacophonous horror of the Scandoval reunion. Ariana and Katie give an update on SAH, Ariana stays fairly mum on the mounting legal problems between her, Sandy and Rachel and keeps her inner Zuul at bay, Sandoval continues to show his true jester nature and addresses those unhinged quotes in his NYTimes profile, Scheana discusses her postpartum OCD, Schwartz and Sandy pledge their life to each other, and Lala discloses her custody battle status with Rand. Then, Lala and Maloney face off, with Maloney denying any bad mouthing of Ariana to stay on course for sandwich domination.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear the first two episodes dropping May 23rd.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: Inside You There Are Two Fairuzas
ELara and Carey break down the latest Something About Her drama, as Lara recaps Chef Penny's interview with The Sun rebuking Ariana and Katie's claims. They also talk a horrifying twist in the famous "The Dress" saga, Jo getting blocked by Schwartz, Doute getting dragged by Alyssa Edwards, the sinister resident queer on Selling The OC's Sean and his iconic streak of terrorizing his cast mates, American History X actually being a terrible movie, hope for Amy Adams's gagworthy turn in her upcoming thriller Nightbitch, the enduring power of Fairuza Balk, and the Phantom Screamer of Silverlake.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 8 - What James Mae Come (The Valley S1E8)
ECarey and Lara discuss Cardi B's cringeworthy red carpet blunder at the Met Ball, Kim K's need to squeeze, Guinness Book of World Records gay roots, and more. Back in the San Fernando Valley, the group remains adamantly anti-Doute (and Luke). Jax and Brittany's shaky peace after their disastrous DATE NIGHT ends abruptly at Janet's outdoor hibachi GAME NIGHT, where Britt's sake-borne GERD divides them once more. Doute resurrects her James Mae t-shirt line for yet another confusing re-launch party, as Jesse heads off for a plant medicine retreat in hopes of saving his and Michelle's fledgling marriage.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.f Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 47 - A Place of Zuul (Vanderpump Rules S11E15)
ELara and Carey discuss RFK Jr's brain worm admission, an evangelical pastor's sinister sermon twist, a perfectly preserved dinosaur fetus in a fossil egg, the biblical urge to think the world is only 6,000 years old, and the gay urge to visit the giant fake Noah's Ark in Kentucky. On the season 11 finale of VPR, the crew continues their love affair with foggy SF, and head to brunch minus Sandoval and plus Ariana's boyfriend Dan. Lala gives Dan the third degree and Schwartz activates Ariana's inner place of Zuul when he defends Sandy. Scheana decides to have her cake and eat it too when it comes to her friendships with Ariana and Tom, and Jo arrives to degrade herself in the name of Schwartz one last time. Then they head to Kyle Chan's whiskey launch on Treasure Island, where Scheana performs her new song with The 27s, Jo confronts Katie, and Sandoval tries (in vain) to apologize to Ariana on camera, setting in motion a dramatic climax with the future of series hanging in the balance. Plus, a teaser for the upcoming true crime podcast, Once Upon a Time in Nashville.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: The Feminine Urge to Hold a Press Conference
ELara and Carey discuss not knowing who's who anymore at the Met Gala, Bella Hadid's Safe-esque health scares and soft-launching a vaguely Euro accent, Kendrick Lamar and Drake's wild weekend of diss tracks and pedo allegations, celebrity beefs coming back in vogue, Faye Dunaway being in the zeitgeist, the highs and lows of Tom Brady's Netflix Roast, the time Lara pranked Carey on video, Ariana's new "Chicago" gig, and more. Plus, Reader Mail featuring an inspiring recovery tale and one Readers journey into the heart of darkness (going to the opening of Lisa Vanderpump's new restaurant in Lake Tahoe).Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 7 - Where There's A Will, There's A Mondrian (The Valley S1E7)
ELara and Carey discuss Sexsomnia: a rare sleep disorder turning afflicted people into unconscious sex pests, and a thirty-something woman who got busted for living as a 13-year-old girl for almost a year. Back over the hill, the crew, still at the Mondrian dinner, has whiplash from their brawl with Doute and Luke. Michelle announces the alleged rumor Kristen has been "protecting," and not everyone is buying it. Jesse and Michelle make a shaky amends, and Nia and Danny continue to deal with her baby blues. Brittany deals with a cornea scratch, just in time to go to a tantric sex coach with Jax. Then, an overnight Cauchi DATE NIGHT turns sour when Jax reveals to Britt his second thoughts about having a second child...Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 46 - The Old Schwartz and the Sea (Vanderpump Rules S11E14)
ECarey and Lara talk Drew Barrymore's cringe-fest interview with Vice President Kamala Harris, Richard Simmons's beef with Barbra Streisand over her Ozempic comment on Melissa McCarthy's Instagram, and the Renaissance Fair beer wench dom topping her way to internet fame. On the PENULTIMATE episode of Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Scheana and Tom team up for a musical act at Kyle Chan's brand launch blowout in San Fran, and bury their hatchet once and for all. Lala celebrates her 33rd birthday, Schwartz continues to terrorize Jo, and Ariana's long distance boyfriend finally makes his TV debut. Then the cast heads up north, where they take a harrowing booze cruise around the San Francisco Bay and inexplicably dress up in 1920s garb for dinner; Tom Schwartz begins to unravel, losing out on his bargain with the sea...Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: Mr. Cauchi Goes to Washington
ELara and Carey discuss Lara's brush with lettuce-wrought food poisoning over the weekend, Brittany and Jax's bone chilling appearance at the White House Correspondents Dinner and what it means for our shaky Republic, Anna Wintour's Met Gala Ultimatum for Lauren Sanchez, the Chelsea Handler RHOBH rumor and which second tier cities are ready for a Real Housewives franchise, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's shocking puppy execution confession, and Carey's Cold War with his neighbor over her mean dog.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 6 - Date Night with the Devil (The Valley S1E6)
ECarey and Lara discuss Taylor's polarizing new behemoth album and its surprising muse, the military's so-called "gay bomb" they tried to pull off in the 90s, Katy Perry's new gift from Elon Musk, and more. Over the hill in the San Fernando Valley, Kristen and Luke can't agree on where to raise their hypothetical children, and Doute dreads Luke's doomsday ranch in Colorado. Jasmine tries to encourage Jax to be nicer to Brittany, and Jesse reveals to Jason and Danny his predictably cringe solution for fixing his failing marriage. Jax and Brittany tour his new bar before he succumbs to a panic attack over the idea of DATE NIGHT. Then the crew descends on the Mondrian Hotel for a medieval bazaar/the launch for the new hair loss prevention product Jax is hawking. Later a group dinner turns into a bonafide brawl as Doute, Luke, Michelle and Jesse go at it once again; Doute reveals Michelle's big secret she's been "protecting" for so long.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 45 - Fishnets Or Bust (Vanderpump Rules S11E13)
ELara and Carey discuss Stassi's upcoming book/manifesto, and ponder if one can't in fact have it all. They also talk a TENTATIVE opening for Something About Her, and their potential debut at the long awaited sandwich dream emporium. Then on VPR, the crew gets another dose of Jason "Jax Taylor" Cauchi, and the tried and true chaos that swirls around him. Jax and James plan a brunch at SUR, where Jax will face off with Lisa for the first time trashing her on a podcast. Scheana and Brock try to put their differences aside to enjoy their anniversary dinner while Sheshu continues to struggle with her OCD and intrusive, Scandoval-wrought fears. Ariana prepares to debut her long distance BF at Kyle Chan's soiree in San Fran, and Sandoval keeps trying to work Schwartz over on living together. Katie and Schwartz meet for a harrowing meal at Mel's diner, and the cast descends on James and Ally's chem trail compound in Burbank, where Sandoval and Scheana come to verbal blows.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: Baby Woman
ELara and Carey celebrate Earth Day by discussing the possible extinction of mayo by the year 2043, food tasting worse in general, a tourist's death dive into an active volcano, VPR Jo's unhinged (and iconic) Instagram Live about Schwartz, monetary justice for the original Blair Witch Project actors, the "Nagbot" angry AI girlfriend trend, and more. Plus, explosive Reader Mail including a self care hotel night with a shocker-ing conclusion, a sexless marriage update, and a Boeing incident hitting way too close to home. And car.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 5 - GERD Your Loins (The Valley S1E5)
ELara and Carey discuss the new MotherGod-centric YouTube channel run by one of her most dedicated disciples, Love Has Won cult's continued tradition of iconically bad social media engagement, the cult that Douse would feel most at home. Meanwhile in the San Fernando Valley, the ladies head to Malibu for a girls night at Nia's friend's beach rental. Jax guilts Brittany about her drinking and her GERD, then invites the guys over for brewskies by the pool. Jesse divulges that Michelle is looking to move out; Luke admits he knows a secret that could ruin Michelle and Jesse for good. In Malibu, Doute declares herself an empath then flees at 6 am. Nia talks about her postpartum and Brittany blacks out and laments her and Jax's sex drought. Jax and Brittany devise a plan for more date nights, and Michelle tells Jesse their marriage has an expiration date.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 44 - Bubba's Angels (Vanderpump Rules S11E12)
ELara and Carey are back for more VPR, but first, they discuss an escaped elephant in Montana, a genuinely gorgeous makeshift home perched above an LA freeway, the understandable reason Gypsy Rose Blanchard divorced her husband, a woman wheeling a corpse into a bank to commit fraud, DJ James Kennedy performing before Empress God TayTay, and more. On VPR, the crew reels from Rachel going rogue on Bethenny Frankel's podcast, and no one more than a heartbroken Sandoval. Scheana stars in the music video for the screamo version of "Good As Gold" and enlists Ariana and Lala to make cameos; Katie plays hooky. Sandoval pitches Schwartz on living together; Scheana and Brock help Ariana purge some pre-Scandoval piles. Lala throws a sperm donor party, James and Sandoval get into a cat fight, and Scheana's new song sends Sandoval into a full meltdown.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: Welcome to Poop Air
ELara and Carey get right into discussing their divided opinion of The First Omen, nuns serving c*nt, a man using ChatGPT to find the woman of his dreams on Tinder, Teresa Giudice and Luis's appearance at Coachella and the annual festival's increasing bleakness, the first luxury airline for people traveling with their dogs, the spooky confluence of historical disasters on April 15th, the mass psychosis around the Notre Dame fire, and more.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 4 - Happy Wench, Happy Life (The Valley S1E4)
ELara and Carey discuss Rogue Leviss and Jo joining forces, Nancy Grace's Diddy takedown, a blood-drained body found in an abandoned Italian church, and the unsettling story of a Dutch twenty-something's euthanasia wish. Back on The Valley, the disastrous Capri dinner continues, and Doute digs herself into a deeper hole. Zack avoids the hot seat, Jesse sees Michelle in a new light, the dads head to the Ventura County Fair, and Brittany and Danny help Luke and Kristen get their f*ck on. Then, Janet holds her breath for an awkward run in with Doute at a gala, who makes her blackout chess play to win back Michelle.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 3 - Dispatches from the Head Shop (The Valley S1E3)
ELara and Carey discuss JoJo Siwa's polarizing rebrand and Monica Garcia's surprise pregnancy announcement. Back on The Valley, Doute's claims that Janet called Michelle "racist and a Republican" while dragging Zack into the mess.. Nia performs her Miss USA duties on a cruise ship, and Jesse and Michelle have their life coach over to talk about their weird marriage. Then, Jesse and Michelle host a Capri-themed dinner at a real estate listings in the Hills, where Kristen unleashes her tried and true chaouse on this ill-prepared group of adults.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 43 - The Milkmaid of the San Fernando Valley (Vanderpump Rules S11E11)
ELara and Carey are back in the SUP studio as Lara recaps her trip to Germany, including her newfound love of the iconic Prince Ludwig of Bavaria. They also watch the new gagworthy trailer for Joker: Folie à Deux and cringe at the memory of Stassi's social media blunder from her own Euro trip with Doute. Back on VPR, the psycho beach party finally ends when Schwartz takes Sandy to a nearby bar where they hit on a table of young girls. Katie and Tori make out, and Ariana talks to Scheana and Lala about mourning her broken dream home. Schwartz and Katie BOTH take Tori out on dates, Jo leaves Lala speechless at lunch then bleaches Schwartz's hair. Lala takes Scheana with her to a sperm donor appointment, and the crew (minus Ariana and Katie) goes paint balling in the deep Valley. Meanwhile, Jo third wheels Schwartz and Sandy at a Singles Mixer, where she reveals the big, not-so-secret about her and Schwartz's relationship status.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: The Marvelous Mrs. Morgellons
ELara and Carey record one more behind-the-paywall episode before Lara embarks on her German adventure. They discuss the ancient darkness of Tom Schwartz, a wild twist in the Havana Syndrome mystery, a brand new chapter in Tori Spelling's World of Chaos, an Arch Digest tour of Lisa Vanderpump's harrowing chateau in France, Joni Mitchell's journey with Morgellons, being in a place of "No" with WW3, and more.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 42 - The Flintstones of Marina del Rey w/ Patrik Sandberg (Vanderpump Rules S11E10)
EWhile Lara traverses the German countryside, Carey enlists writer/VPR scholar Patrik Sandberg to recap the most explosive episode of season 11 yet. The two talk Patrik's run-ins with Courtney Love and Kelly Cutrone, eyebrows through history, Azealia Banks as our generation's Susan Sontag, Vanderpump conspiracy theories, meeting at a gay rave in New York, pyromania, and more. On VPR, Assistant Ann interviews with Ariana to become her new employee and Sandoval is less than thrilled. Lala plans a sober-friendly water tasting night at James and Ally's where Schwartz confronts Katie over bangin' Big Dick Max, and Ariana and Tom engage in the first of two searingly tense fights about Chicken Satay Gate in front of everyone. Scheana and Brock then plan a beach day on the West Side, where the tension hits a tea kettle high once more, and Ariana and Sandoval continue their verbal spar.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: A Roguelar Eclipse
ELara and Carey talk Lara's upcoming trip to Germany, wormholing in WW2 content, updates in the collapse of Diddy's alleged Not-So-Secret Hell World of Sex Pestery, Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock's day trip to the plastic surgeon, Lizzo announcing her departure from fame, Gypsy Rose Blanchard announcing her departure from marriage, the supernatural and cruel power of The Row, a new device that will help visually impaired people hear the upcoming solar eclipse, and more.Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 2 - Prepare To Rot! (The Valley S1E2)
ELara and Carey break down episode two of The Valley, where Jax and Doute meet at the Smoke House in Burbank to duke it out over Doute's dicey life choices and Jax's treatment of Luke. Jesse and Michelle continue to head towards martial demise, Nia explains how she once Taekwondo'd a Trump cronie, and Janet prepares for her fast approaching Baby Era. Then Jax assembles a Boys Night where he continues to alienate Luke, Luke confronts Jesse over T*tty Twist Gate and Kristen's ex makes a surprise cameo. The Girls + Platinum Gay Zack head to Michelle's where Brittany has it out with Doute and tries to encourage everyone else to get Wharf Drunk with her.Buy tickets to the SUP Summer 2024 Tour!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 41 - I'm Your Stepmother Now (Vanderpump Rules S11E9)
ELara and Carey discuss doing crack at Berghain, Rebel Wilson's explosive new claim about Sasha Baron Cohen, the time-honored Australian Celeb tradition of lying about your age, Diddy's alleged sex crimes, realizing everyone in power is a sicko, and more. Back on Vanderpump, Billie Lee tries to set Sandoval up with her friend, Ariana decides it's time to get an assistant, Schwartz admits to Lala about an infraction he committed with Scheana in Vegas 12 years prior, and Sandoval does a cringeworthy breath work session. Then the gang descends on the infamous Hotel Ziggy to watch James DJ, where the girls terrorize Jo, Sandoval tries (and fails) to talk house with Ariana, and Katie makes an iconic decision that shocks the group and threatens to send Schwartz into an emotional tailspin.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: Galyna, You Win This Round
ELara and Carey discuss the aftermath of Princess Kate's cancer announcement and the social media scolds who want to make everyone else feel guilty for KateGate speculation. Plus, the 3 Body Problem, the demand for authenticity from our public figures, the possible TikTok ban, JLo's flop streak, a man swinging another man's severed leg around, the Dan Schneider doc, and more -- including a Reader Mail tip about the best reality show that no one is watching.Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valley of the Dolls Ep. 1 - Titty Twister At The County Fair (The Valley S1E1)
EWe have arrived... in Valley Village. Our first recap for the new Vanderpump spinoff THE VALLEY is here, and fortunately, it's damn good. It has everything. Bleakness. Vertical blind apartments. Heat waves and little tree shade. Emotional stagnancy. Low to non-existent impulse control. And that's just Doute. From what are you doing with these people?! you're sane and lolers energy of Janet and Jason, to the you're too sensitive and wholesome to be on a show like this vibe of Daniel and Nia, to the your marriage's days are already numbered future of Michelle and Jesse to the glorious honky tonk Hetero Hell of Jax and Brittany, and the haunting trajectory of Kristen and her new Colorado man/potential baby daddy Luke, it's one big hurricane. Plus, two potential stars in Gay Zack and SUR Jasmine. Our new crew assembles at Jax and Brittany's for a county fair theme birthday party for a very pregnant Janet, and corn dogs are eaten, shots are ripped, nipples are squeezed, bathing suits are dropped, and tears flow steadily.We are so back.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 40 - So There's This Salami... (Vanderpump Rules S11E8)
ELara and Carey continue their coverage of the Kate Middleton Saga of 2024 (Q1), including an A.I. Christmas farm sighting, Carey's new stance on Lady Rose Hanbury, and the best way Kate and William can wing back the public. Plus, Kanye's new Bianca Censori-inspired merch line and a chilling development in the Selling Sunset extended universe. Back on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval hosts a harrowing pool party full of randoms and Billie Lee, and Ariana hosts a sexy game night of her own, complete with Scheana speaking her orgy truth. Scheana and Ariana talk through any DWTS weirdness, Katie and Lala make a shaky amends, Schwartz and Jo search for frogs on a paddle boat, Ally reads Jo's astrological chart, and the crew assembles--Ariana and Sandoval included-- at the spookiest place in all of Los Angeles: The Belmont. Then, Jax returns in a cameo to restore imbalance to the VPR force.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: An Emergency Call To Cuckingham Palace
ELarz and Carz break down the latest in the current Royal Family crisis, including a new alleged video of "Kate Middleton" at a farmer's market. Plus, Carey makes an international call to Buckingham Palace to get the tea once and for all. Then they discuss a woman with two vaginas, a guy whose best friend of a decade turned out to be a paid actor, TikTok's Embellish Economy, Brittany and Jax's ongoing estrangement as The Valley premiere looms, flying too close to the Bravo sun, and much more.Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 39 - Something Wicked This Way Loaves (Vanderpump Rules S11E7)
ELarz and Carz discuss Chez Panisse Gate, even more Kate Middleton conspiracy theories (all of which, Carey believes), and a Boeing whistleblower found unalived under mysterious circumstances. Then it's back to 2023 we go, where the Vanderpump crew reassembles post-Tahoe. Lisa breaks some bad news to Tom about Rachel, Lala reveals her family extension plan, and Scheana continues to grapple with her jealousy over Ariana's Dancing With the Stars turn. Jo and Schwartz debut their party clown friendship, and Katie and Lala nearly come to blows at Ally's Girls Only Astrology Night. Plus, the bone-chilling return of Kristina Kelly.GET TICKETS NOW FOR SUP LIVE IN BERKELEY, CA!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: Boy, You'll Be A Bene Gesserit Soon
ELara and Carey break down the latest (and shuncking) developments in the Kate Middleton Gone Rogue saga, including a badly photoshopped proof of life picture and the second sighting of the Princess's body double. They also share even MORE airline horror-blunders: a United flight's wheel falls off during takeoff and a Boeing plane takes a sudden plunge. Then, a case for why Dune: Part II is the best movie of all time and Carey's plan to secure a spot in the Bene Gesserit order. Plus, a recap of the first humanoid robot MeToo incident.GET TICKETS NOW FOR SUP LIVE IN BERKELEY, CA!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: Industry Plant or Big Naturals?
ELara and Carey discuss the urge to pig out on road trips, poison cinnamon, another air travel troll and the quiet luxury of Southwest Airlines, Princess Kate's messy gay uncle, Hailey Bieber escaping Justin Bieber's hyperbaric chamber, the Sexy Drought crisis in Hollywood, and the implosion of Jonathan Van Ness's Kindness Kingdom of Lies. Plus, an extra special shoutout to our beloved Cult Members.GET TICKETS NOW FOR SUP LIVE IN BERKELEY, CA!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 38 - A Storm Brewing Over Mother Lake (Vanderpump Rules S11E6)
Lara and Carey are back from Texas and lament their mutual post-tour comedown, their love for #vanlife and becoming fully Austin-pilled. They head down under to break down the lofty goal of Australia's "Most Sexually Active" Woman and come up with the dream team for vetting your sex partners so you don't have to. Then on VPR, the cast continues their Lake Tahoe trip of terror, with Sandoval bringing in a yogi to lead the group into a place of hillin'. Ariana has a photoshoot for her new cocktail book, then she and Katie meet Chef Penny for Something About Her staff interviews, and gradually realize the extent of Penny's thirst for power. Scheana and Sandoval continue to face the demise of their friendship, Brock comes close to throwing Sandoval off a gondola, and Lala finally rips Sandoval a new one.GET TICKETS NOW FOR SUP LIVE IN BERKELEY, CA!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heather Gay Leaves Perfectionism Behind, from Pop Culture Moms
Sharing another podcast we’re loving: Pop Culture Moms. Andie and Sabrina are toddler moms and best friends of 20 years. They’re taking their obsession with TV and movies to the next level by talking to celebrities, writers and fellow “scholars” of pop culture about what they can learn from the fictional moms they love most. In this episode, “Real Housewives” star Heather Gay talks about why she relates to the “Barbie” movie and how she herself broke out of the boxes she was placed in. You can listen to more Pop Culture Moms at link.chtbl.com/popculturemomss1/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 37 - Cringey Like the Wolf (Vanderpump Rules S11E5)
ELara and Carey discuss Machine Gun Kelly's bone-chilling new torso inking, and the many conspiracy theories surrounding Kate Middleton's absence from public life. Then on VPR, James takes Graham Cracker home to Ally, who fears for not only the lives of her casts, but her own. Scheana and Brock have a fight inside a bikini store, and Ariana and Katie deal with the fallout of someone taking a sh*t on the patio of Something About Her. Then the crew heads to Lake Tahoe to celebrate Lisa's forthcoming restaurant "Wolf," and Sandoval tries to reinsert himself into the group in increasingly desperate ways.TICKETS ON SALE NOW FOR SUP LIVE SPRING TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: "Antiquing" My Ass!
ELarz and Carz take things to a place of Patreon to regale you with tales from their sold out LIVE show in Los Angeles, as they look forward to the upcoming Lone Star State tour. Then they discuss planes sinking to the ridge of an oceanic trench, tiger sharks and the woman who thinks she can change them, the kooky tale of a kilt-wearing bald daddy who took antiquing to new heights (literally up his own arse), Hunter Biden's undeniable f*ck magic, a case for the Folsom Street Fair, and more. Plus, Reader Mail featuring an iconic essay written by a reader's third grade self — you guessed it — 9/11.TICKETS ON SALE NOW FOR SUP LIVE SPRING TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pumpheads Ep. 36 - Vanderpump Jugs (Vanderpump Rules S11E4)
ELara and Carey break down some current events, including Sandoval's beguiling New York Times Magazine profile, featuring supernaturally cringe quotes and musings; a brilliant portrait of a wayward man. They also talk THREE new airline blunders, including a disintegrating wing, a passenger revolt against a drunk man, and maggots falling out of an overhead bin. And the world spins madly on.Back on VPR, James and Ally hold a bone-chilling pool party at their Burbank House of Lies where Schwartz and Lala make amends, Katie keeps on wordlessly serving and James gets #stoned. Lisa confides in Lala and Scheana that Sandoval confided in her about his dark ideations; Sandoval and Billie Lee head to ice-plunge therapy where he continues his non-apology tour. Then James reunites with Satan's hound (aka Graham Cracker) as Lisa's master plan to lure Rachel back from Arizona escalates...TICKETS ON SALE NOW FOR SUP LIVE SPRING TOUR!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PATREON TEASER: The Secret World of Madame Web
ELara and Carey spend President's Day behind the Paywall discussing the already-American classic Madame Web: Dakota Johnson's 2023 bangs in a 2003 world, jarring ADR dubbing, Sydney Sweeney's "nerd" acting, speed of light jaunts to Peru, Jan 6 trying to come for 9/11's wig, and more. Then they get into the nitty-gritty of the True Detective: Night Country season finale that featured a mixed bag of some gag-worthy moments, next-level cringe needle drops, and seeing the positives of walking into the frozen tundra and never returning. Plus, Bryan Johnson queening out in New York City and Johnny Depp's new bestie, The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.TICKETS ON SALE NOW FOR SUP LIVE SPRING TOUR!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.