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The Purgatory Tapes 02 - Exile In Grilleville

Lara and Carey return to the In-Between as Carey addresses the car-related injustice he faced en route to a chic art party in the Hollywood. They discuss the underrated jewel that is the LA art scene, the latest plane crash in involving a Delta flight landing upside down in Canada, the fight against the draconian dress code at the Capital Grille, Katy Perry's latest real estate scandal and the joy of watching wealthy people terrorizing other wealthy people for a change, Lady Gaga coming out as a Scheana Lover, the splendor of the Bristol Northern Soul Club, a terrying new synthetic android that is also kind of a "would," Lara's foray into The Pitt, and an exciting announcement in the SUP extended universe...Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 21, 20251h 11m

PATREON TEASER: Doctor Jekyll and Mx. Rindom

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Lara and Carey celebrate President's Day by hunkering down in the stu with a treasure trove of topics to discuss, including the premiere episode of season three of "White Lotus," Parker Posey supremacy, casual incest and more. They also talk elevated procedural "The Pitt" and Noah Wyle's urge to hot doctor, the SNL50 military complex, Sabrina Carpenter's journey from Rindom to National Treasure (and the horror of realizing the Rindom is YOU) "Summer House's" f*ckboy curse, Carl Radke's flop era and Lindsey Hubbard's invincibility, and the need for Lisa Vanderpump to do hard time. PLUS! Resident hot astrologer/attorney Kevin Garland gives another top and bottom star chart, this time for Carey, and reveals Carey and Lara's top/bottom astral dynamic. Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 19, 20255 min

PATREON TEASER: The Montoya Industrial Complex

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Lara and Carey discuss the Eagles clinching the Super Bowl, Carey's pride for Philadelphia, Lara's choice to not engage, Kendrick's peak-petty Halftime Show, Drake's bitter tears, and Taylor Swift's perfect response to a stadium of boos. They also urge Taylor to move on from T. Kelce and her path to a presidential victory. Carey raves about Narcos on Netflix, Boyd Holbrook's inescapable pull, the world-shifting meltdown of Montoya and the beach-run that changed history, Kaitlyn Dever's shockingly good Australian accent and the ever-fascinating trend of cancer fakers, Kanye's ugliest ploy for attention yet, the Azealia Banks memoir we all need, Bill Belichick's 48 year age gap with his girlfriend, Lara's turn as a Grand Damme, the power of Lauren Sanchez, the Weeknd's satanic tongue, and more.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 15, 20255 min

The Purgatory Tapes 01 - The Female Right to Kill

Carey and Lara head BEYOND the paywall for a special free bonus episode. Lara gives a Rome jubilee update and chats about her journey with The Telepathy Tapes podcast, traveling to extra-dimensional planes, and telepathic parrots. They also discuss the harrowing new season of "Natalia Grace" and why Natalia should legally allowed to kill, Teddi Mellencamp's tragic cancer diagnosis, Katie Maloney's newfound relationship with Big Mayo and conquering sandwich shops around the country with her lesbian motorcycle gang, Earth being potentially hit by an asteroid in 2032, Lara and Carey's radicalization by Deep Impact, and more.*Plus a surprise, rain-wrought cameo by Dorothy O'Donnell!*Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 14, 20251h 13m

Salty Utah Queens - Burn It, Man (RHOSLC S5E19)

Lara and Carey return for the finale of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they discuss the loathsome op-ed in The Hollywood Reporter about Chappell Roan's Grammys speech, resorting to vomit and diarrhea to stand up to the American healthcare system, a new update in the Onijah Pakistan saga, TikTik astrologers predicting plane crashes and other horrors in 2025, the return of The Valley with a season two teaser, the rindoms in the cast, Doute's feud with Lala and the surefire divinity of her unborn daughter. The Saltiest of Utah Queens give us one last hurrah as Britani joins the couch. Her chaotic and otherworldly presence is discussed, as is her estrangement with her daughters, her flimsy devotion to Mormonism, her status with Jared and her beef with Hengie, Bronwyn Meredith and Mary; Carey urges her continued Friend Of status while Lara longs for a snowflake for Ms. Bateman. Then Wild Rose and Lisa try (and fail) to bury the hatchet once and for all and burn it as we look ahead to a new, snow-covered sagas of Alibaba-induced psychosis. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 7, 20251h 26m

PATREON TEASER: The Bridges of Dog Attack County

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Lara and Carey return to a post-Emilia Perez America, where they discuss their thoughts after viewing the polarizing Oscar favorite; they also talk Karla Sofía Gascón's meteoric cancellation after a slew of rancid tweets (from not so long ago!) resurfaced and Selena Gomez deserving a life sentence in Actor Jail. Lara introduces Carey to the woman on TikTok who got her nose bitten off by her elderly dog and the woman from New York who refuses to leave Pakistan and is holding press conferences after being jilted by her Facebook boyfriend. Carey gives a recap of the Grammys, including Chappell Roan's healthcare speech, Taylor's cringe dancing and Lady Gaga's new single that harkens back ton the glory days of early LG. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 5, 20255 min

Salty Utah Queens - Time Is A Flat Circle Jerk (RHOSLC S5E18)

Lara and Carey trudge ahead in the final days of this most curse-d January, getting rill about their concurrent depression journeys and weighing the pros and cons about deep space cryo-sleep. They also discuss Lily Phillips's 1000 man f*ckfest goal being derailed by the US government, the strange and haunting tale of the Zizian Bay Area death cult, and the surfacing of a cringeworthy Justin Baldoni voice note. In part two of the RHOSLC season five reunion, the husbands bury their various hatchets, Hengie K and Shawn stare down the circle jerk and gay rumors and nastiness. Meredith demands tapes to be rolled and threatens to leave the set as Seth is pressed on all things Ohio. Mary discusses Robert Jr.'s sobriety journey and Bronwyn and Todd field questions over the details of his infidelity. The world waits with bated breath for the return of Britani Bateman.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 31, 20251h 14m

PATREON TEASER: What Goes Up, Must Pew-Pew

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Lara and Carey offer up a smorgasbord of bonus episode topics, including the cozy healing of LA's weekend rainstorm, Lara's brush with Argentinian horror with "When Evil Lurks," Carey recent awakening to Eddie Redmayne's hotness, the harrowing new doc "An Update on Our Family" and the hell of family YouTube channels, Gaga's freshly announced SEVENTH album and Carey the teaser trailer for "Alien Earth" and stating an obvious truth, HBO continuing to step its p*ssy up, JLo and Ben's divorce kink, Lara's first and only Sundance adventure, the LGBTQ right to bear BB guns, and more. Plus Reader Mail where we delve back into the lore of Lindsay Lohan and the Federation.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 29, 20255 min

Salty Utah Queens - Wild Rose and the Revenge of the Sacred Cross (RHOSLC S5E17)

Lara and Carey are back for the part 1 of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they've got some ground to cover including a special guest in the studio, the 2025 Oscar nominations --surprises and snubs--and whether or not Hollywood should even have them this year, the Black Eyed Peas pulling the plug on their Vegas residency and their shoncking name for their fanbase, the halcyon days of DListed.com, Perez Hilton as the origin of internet evil, Hilaria Baldwin's new memoir, Anna Delvey and Julia Fox on RHONY, Lara's newfound love of Bethenny Frankel, Bryan Johnson comparing boners with his son, a missing Mob Wife, and more.On the Salty reunion, Bronwyn channels her inner corporate HR girlina, putting on a brave face in the midst of a truly harrowing first season. Lisa and Angie spar over their parenting beef, as Whitney defends the honor and glory of Prism, finally providing a (questionable) defense of the Alibaba accusations. Heather gets rill about her journey of self-love, Bronwyn calls out Lisa for being a fake ass friend, Meredith remains non-verbal, and the husbands enter the scene; Todd and John Barlow immediately match up in a wife-guy-off, gearing up for an explosive second round next week.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 24, 20251h 2m

PATREON TEASER: The Nepo Urge to Poverty LARP

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Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall/computer screen, as Lara is quarantined with Influenza-A. She breaks down her odyssey to get a Tamiflu prescription, and the further collapse of the American healthcare system. Carey recaps The Last Showgirl, rooting for Pamela and Jamie Lee Curtis's breast-heavy turn as a homeless cocktail waitress. They discuss the nepo baby urge to make a movie about poor people, Elon's latest (and arguably worst) ploy for attention, Vanity Fair's latest long-read about Meghan and Harry --five years after their royal escape, and the Baldoni/Lively lawsuit that continues to snowball into event horizon chaos.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 22, 20255 min

Salty Utah Queens - The Puerto Vallarta Chainsaw Massacre (RHOSLC S5E16)

Lara and Carey are back in the studio safe and sound, with a lot to discuss and even more to process. They talk the passing of David Lynch and how much LA has lost in the last week, the French woman scammed out of close to a million euros by a deep fake Brad Pitt, Wendy Williams checking in with The Breakfast Club, Jen Shah's reduced prison sentence, masculinity coaches and the straight male fear of knowing things. In the grand finale of season five of RHOSLC, Lisa's Puerto Vallarta trip comes to a close, and the ladies pay tribute to Baby Gorgeous with a Lisa Barlow themed lunch. Whitney and Lisa's tensions continue to boil over, and Mary laments Angie seemingly choosing Britani over her. Then at dinner, Heather puts her producer hat on again, pitching a type of hellmouth-exposure therapy where the women each read the meanest things they've said about each other text. Not surprisingly, chaos ensues... Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 17, 20251h 41m

PATREON TEASER: The Last Scroll Girl

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Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss Lara's journey to Kansas, Carey's LA vibe check post-firestorms, the Craig T. Nelson to Aidan Shaw pipeline, Hillary and Bill Clinton's oft forgotten parody of the Sopranos finale, the impending TikTok ban and what it means for America, the strange sensation of learning a childhood bully has died, Dorinda's short-lived Traitors tenure, and more.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 15, 20255 min

Salty Utah Queens - The Nefarious Britani Bateman (RHOSLC S5E15)

Lara and Carey recap the penultimate episode of RHOSLC, but first they discuss the fire horror ravaging Los Angeles, surprise evacuations, Lara getting misgendered in Hawaii and the cosmic rindomness of Hugh Jackman. Back on RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow's Vida Vacation from Hades continues. Bronwyn tattles to Lisa that she, Whitney, Heather and Angie clocked in some quality Barlow sh*t-talk time. Lisa confronts the group on a sprinter van right and Angie busts Britani for recording the argument on her phone. The ladies ATV, Mary staves off melancholy over Robert Jr., and Meredith succumbs to boozy paranoia, believing Britani has planted a bug in her room. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 10, 20251h 8m

PATREON TEASER: The Gooning Twenties

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Lara and Carey time travel into the new year, with a 2025 Sip & See from the death rattle of 2024. They look back on Kim Kardashian's divisive Christmas "short film," Timmy Chalamet's bonkers awards season press blitz and why it feels like the future of celebrity, Q1 goals for 2025, abolishing Aspen as a place and concept, the impending Brian Kohlberger trial, which Supreme Court Justice will make a cameo in a musical next and 2025 being the year of Dungeons & Dragons. They also talk 'Babygirl,' the Holding Space Lady getting her bag, Lily Phillips in Airbnb hot water and more.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 7, 20255 min

PATREON TEASER: It Shan't Be Ending with Us

Lara and Carey are back for the final bonus episode of 2024, with a lot of chaos to cover. They discuss enduring another round of AMC terrorism during their screening of "Nosferatu," and host a quick SUP book club for the novels they're currently reading. They also talk the TWO major plane crashes that happened this week and Boeing's continued assault on humanity, new cruise ship horror, the two 'Bama Rush sisters dividing TikTok over their Christmas gift hauls, Bethenny Frankel's godlike omnipresence, the latest in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni legal saga, Lara's journey with "It Ends with Us" and Blake's positively kooky filmography in the last decade. Happy New Year, dolls! May 2025 bring as much love and light as you can handle.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 1, 20255 min

SUBS 07 - Deuteronomy

Lara and Carey gird their loins once more as Moses serves Eva Peron on the balcony in "Book of Deuteronomy." First, Larz and Carz discuss their self-described martyrdom in soldiering on with the SUBS experience, a Milanese nun arrested for her ties to the mafia, Lara considering a cameo during Rome's Vatican Jubilee of 2025 and Carey's wish for her to wear a Papal veil.In "Deuteronomy," Moses's impending death motivates him to have his American Idol moment, with one final speech (and song!) to the Israelites before they enter the promised land. From recapping their Exodus from Egypt and the shenanigans they pulled during their half-a-century desert wandering, Moses isn't going to let his people off the hook. After a fiery sermon, Moses finally gets to die and pass the baton to Joshua, but not before God trolls him one last time.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 30, 20241h 1m

PATREON TEASER: We Wish You a Merry Dronemas

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Lara and Carey celebrate the holidays by discussing the ideal gifts for dog-children, “Babygirl” being a spiritual sequel to “Eyes Wide Shut,” Lara considering canceling her Amazon Prime membership in solidarity, the imminent TikTok ban, the latest in DroneGate, Hannah Kobayashi’s casual return to the states, the bone-chilling Tegan & Sara catfish documentary being peak lesbian drama, and a whole new take on New Year’s resolutions. Plus, reader mail! Happy Holidays to SUPheads everywhere.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 25, 20245 min

SUBS 06 - Numbers (Part 2)

Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more. Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-addled organization spree, demanding tallies of firstborn males, tithings to the Levites and Aaron and sons, and mandatory military service. Disillusioned from their desert-wandering, the Israelites continue to doubt their Number One Guy in the Group (Moses), and are promptly met with God's wrath, as per usual. Joshua is randomly named Moses's successor as neighboring nations begin scheming to take down the Israelites; spiritualist Balaam is tasked with the tall order of cursing God's chosen people.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 23, 202449 min

Salty Utah Queens - Baby Gorgeous and the Sundance Kid (RHOSLC S5E14)

Carey and Lara brace for the holidays, discussing their Christmas plans and what merry horrors lie beyond 2024. They also talk Karen Huger’s DUI conviction and the already-iconic body cam footage of her arrest, the unknown whereabouts of Hawk Tuah Girl post $HAWK Gate, Sandoval and Victoria startin’ on Instagram, and why VPR wasn’t meant to live past the 2010s. Back on RHOSLC, Day Two of Lisa’s VIDA Tequila trip from Hell starts off with water aerobics and a day trip on a yacht, with Meredith’s barely conscious melancholy and Britani’s latest cry for attention working in tandem to sink the ship. Bronwyn and Britani square off, which leads to Bronwyn once again confronting Lisa over the schism of their decade-long friendship. Already harrowed from the dog attack, Bronwyn reveals secrets about her marriage with Todd that shake the women to their cores. Later, Mary joins, and the ladies assemble for a dinner that descends into chaos, with the Queen of Sundance threatening an early departure from MexicoListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 20, 20241h 12m

PATREON TEASER: A Place of Miu

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Lara and Carey discuss updates in the New Jersey drone mystery, including a Heads Up from the Queen B herself... Bethenny Frankel. This is a crisis, indeed. They also talk Lara going to a place of Miu (Miu) to soothe her existential stress, the wild women of the Taylor Sheridan multiverse, a 20-year-old OnlyFans model raking in $43 million this year alone, a psychiatrist's take on Luigi Mangione, revisiting the Kansas City Three deaths, the new trailer for season three of "White Lotus," and more. Plus, new Reader Mail featuring videos of possible drones in North Jersey!Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 17, 20244 min

SUBS 05 - Numbers (Part 1)

Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland.Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as official recorders, God divides the Israelites into various tribes, including the Levites, who are tasked with handling their Almighty’s demented furnishing ideas.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 16, 20241h 6m

Salty Utah Queens - Scare of the Dog (RHOSLC S5E13)

Lara and Carey reel from the (allegedly not-so-surprising) news that James Kennedy was arrested for domestic violence -- the same night of Kathy Hilton's DirectTV holiday part where Carey met 5/8 of the Salty Utah Queens. They discuss Lily Phillips, British OnlyFans celeb and Patron Saint of Derbyshire, who is reflecting on the trials and tribulations of getting "ran through" by 100 men. They also talk the openly gay Florida man who is happily married (and monogamous!) to his wife and what this means for f*g hags everywhere.On RHOSLC, Mary confides in Hengie K about Robert Jr.'s rock bottom, vowing to attend Lisa Barlow's Big Vida Girls' Trip/tax write-off, if it's the last thing she'll do. Then the ladies (minus Mary) head to Puerto Vallarta, complete with PowerPoints, twin villas, Bronwyn's post-dog attack scars and her lodging woes, Meredith and Hengie's astral showdown at the endless dinner, and Britani's unmatched chaos and Jared Osmond-approved crotchless lingerie.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 13, 20241h 42m

Salty Utah Queens - Slut Mitzvah (RHOSLC S5E12)

Lara and Carey are back in Utah once more as the cold snap continues over the promised land. But first, they discuss new updates in the Luigi Mangione saga, including his message to the media while getting perp-walked in Pennsylvania this morning. They also talk the bone-chilling 28 Years Later trailer, more show-me-to-me mystery drones in the skies above New Jersey, and rising rap phenom Cortisa Star.On RHOSLC, Meredith and her family prepare for her Bat Mitzvah, where the ladies (minus Mary) assemble to celebrate our Lady of the Baths' initiation into Jewish Womanhood. Mary arrives late and Angie declares war on everyone, sparring with Bronwyn in front of Todd and criticizing Britani's "high body count" hair. Meanwhile, Lisa confronts Wild Rose and Meredith calls security, once again.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 12, 20241h 13m

PATREON TEASER: $HAWK & Awe

Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss the CEO assassin that has the nation's collective tongue wagging. They also cover the mystery drones terrorizing the New Jersey suburbs each night, Lara's Sunset Blvd journey in New York, the power of Nicole Scherzinger, Jay-Z in hot Diddy water, America's laissez-faire relationship with rap*sts, and Hawk Tuah’s seismic crypto blunder. Plus, holiday candle advice prompted by a brand new Reader Mail.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 11, 20244 min

Salty Utah Queens - Girl Scout Dookies (RHOSLC S5E11)

Lara and Carey are back from the open road to finish out Q4 with a bang (and a whimper). They discuss Carey's harrowing Disney World adventure and Luigi Mangione, the alleged United Healthcare CEO assassin capturing the imagination (and bussies) of Americans everywhere. They also talk the possible TikTok ban in January and why the powers-that-be want it gone for good. Back on RHOSLC, the ladies reel from the Audrey Hepburn luncheon from Hell, with Meredith and Mary meeting at a rindom art gallery in Park City to try (and fail) to squash their beef. Then, Heather and The Wild Rose assemble the crew at a serial killer park for a “Girl Scout“ activities day, complete with potato sack races, Angie calling Britani out for her lush-y, not-so-Mormon ways, Mary and Lisa defending their right to Fendi, Bronwyn vs. the world, and Meili's anticlimactic reemergence. Then Mary finally confronts Robert Jr. over his troubling behavior.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 10, 20241h 7m

SUBS 04 - Leviticus

Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas.In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Israelites can atone; slaughtering rams, pigeons, blood sprinklers and good old fashioned financial planning, to name a few. The litany of sins are plentiful, from women’s monthly visits to men lying with other men, from bodily discharge to food falling on the ground. It’s fair game for God’s increasingly disregulated wrath.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 9, 20241h 21m

SUBS 03 - Exodus

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune.Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his true people endure. But as he reaches adulthood, one unplanned murder of an Egyptian guard sends Moses fleeing into the desert, where he marries and is eventually visited by God in his drag persona (a burning bush). The Almighty demands a reluctant Moses return to Egypt, arming Mo' with a supernatural shock and awe campaign to bring Pharaoh to his knees, lead the Israelites out of slavery and into the Promised Land, and transcribe the Ten Commandments -- plus some of God's psycho gay interior design plans.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 6, 20241h 32m

PATREON TEASER: SUBS 05 - Numbers (Part 1)

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland.Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as official recorders, God divides the Israelites into various tribes, including the Levites, who are tasked with handling their Almighty’s demented furnishing ideas.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 4, 20246 min

SUBS 02 - Genesis (Part 2)

Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They dig into the glorious B Plot of the widowed Tamar, whose wily ways gag the men of her life to the nth degree.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 2, 20241h 16m

SUBS 01 - Genesis (Part 1)

TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE!Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), God gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which he will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraham's covenant, Sarah, Hagar and the earliest instance of men pitting women against each other and more. It's a whole lot of fckery. But Larz and Carz are here to interpret it as best they can. It's time to get Old Testament.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 29, 20241h 13m

PATREON TEASER: SUBS 04 - Leviticus

Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas.In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Israelites can atone; slaughtering rams, pigeons, blood sprinklers and good old fashioned financial planning, to name a few. The litany of sins are plentiful, from women’s monthly visits to men lying with other men, from bodily discharge to food falling on the ground. It’s fair game for God’s increasingly disregulated wrath.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 27, 20246 min

O.C.U.N.T.S - Stupid Bitch University (RHOC S18E18)

In our final installment of Ocean Omelettes, Carey and Lara head back behind the Orange Curtain one last time in 2024. But first, they discuss the already iconic “Wicked” interview starring Cynthia, Ariana and a Queer Media Journalist holding space. They also talk Ellen DeGeneres fleeing to the UK with a new disguise and Kim K’s utterly apocalyptic sexy photo shoot with the new Tesla robot. In a three-episode RHOC reunion, the ladies assemble to discuss Tamra’s trifling ways, the multiple mysteries of Katie Ginella, Travis’s ginormous balls, Jenn sinking further into off shore shenanigans with Ryan, Jenn explaining the law to noted attorney Emily, Heather’s war with Kylie and TikTokGate, Shannon versus Alexis versus the world, and more. Plus, an eleventh hour bombshell about the night of Shannon’s DUI may just have the power to unite this fractured group, once and for all. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 25, 20241h 8m

Salty Utah Queens - Breakfast at Octopus Bangs’ (RHOSLC S5E10)

TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE!Lara and Carey are back for RHOSLC but first they discuss Jake Paul and Mike Tyson’s big Netflix boxing match, why boxing exists at all, the new IRA show “Say Nothing” on FX, North Korea’s harrowing sonic weapon terrorizing South Korea, Katie Maloney making it Insta-official with her emo boyfriend, and Rachel Leviss quitting podcasting and dating a literal rocket scientist. Plus, Carey makes a big announcement.Back in Utah, the ladies reel from their desert meltdown. Heather and Lisa meet at Kemo Sabe for turquoise jewelry and spicy margaritas, Bronwyn gets lectured by Todd, and Hengie K and her dad discuss her late mother. Then Mary has the ladies over for a Audrey Hepburn-themed breakfast with a dress code that’s only loosely followed. Meredith debuts her fake octopus bangs while Heather and Bronwyn duke it out again. Meredith and Hengie continue to argue over LGBT things and Wild Rose makes a shocking interception. But it’s Britani who steals the moment with her thoroughly modern camp and gravity-bending bids for attention.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 22, 20241h 7m

PATREON TEASER: Post-Couponing Stress Disorder

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall for a regular ol' bonus episode. They discuss the spectacular November vibes in California, the Autozone fire in Hollywood this weekend and LA's love affair with a casual plume of smoke. Lara reveals her shocking breakup with Splenda and Carey considers eventually quitting smoking (again). They also discuss Guru Jagat in depth, Argento movies, a Canadian family falling victim to an Eras Tour ticket scam, Extreme Couponing and stockpiling in suburbia, jelly bean shame, Dune Prophecy and more.TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE!Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 20, 20245 min

O.C.U.N.T.S - Jailhouse Cock (RHOC S18E17)

TICKETS TO SUP'S HOLIDAY LIVE SHOW IN CHICAGO & NYCLara and Carey are back to recap the season finale of Real Housewives of Orange County, but first they discuss the transcendent new Netflix doc about Martha Stewart, the saga of Guru Jagat, consummate rat James Comey and the Axis of Haters trying to keep SheEOs down.Behind the Orange Curtain, the ladies assemble for cursed Bravo activity ax throwing and Jenn reveals her surprise engagement to Ryan in the Bahamas. A smattering of children b-plots (zZzZzZ) reveals Sophia is the Lana del Rey of Newport Beach. Then at Jenn's "tacky bridesmaids" engagement party planned by Katie and Lexi(!), the ladies + Vooki face off post-London; Katie gags Heather once and for all, Tamra gives a non-apology to Jenn, and Shannon gets her Aunt Sassy pants in a twist when Johnny J arrives at the party.In the epilogue, Ryan's business partner is arrested for wire fraud, casting a shadow on Jenn's upcoming marital bliss.***We will be back next week with a THREE part reunion recap!Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 18, 20241h 3m

Salty Utah Queens - Thy Todd and Thy Staff (RHOSLC S5E9)

Lara and Carey reunite in the studio post-Lara’s Italian adventure and Carey’s LASIK extravaganza. They discuss the worthwhile body horror of corrective eye surgery, Lara’s surprisingly soft reentry into LA, her odyssey to find a women’s size 42 slouchy boot and her newfound fashion plug in Milan. They also discuss the second Congressional hearing on UAPs and the existential gaggery they continue to provide.Back on RHOSLC, a Heather-less episode finds us in good spirits, but the ladies are far from serene in Palm Springs. Lisa and Bronwyn continue to spar poolside as Todd gives the Barlows an ultimatum: play nice or get out. An anniversary dinner for Bron and Grandpa-Husband sees the crew mingling with randos before a mariachi band, gawking at Bronwyn’s $4 million diamond necklace and playing an extra cheeky round of Hengie K’s “Newlywed” game. But the trip turns south when Seth bulldozes the Wild Rose with an uncanny dig and Sean and Meredith re-litigate their LGBTQ drama.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 15, 20241h 12m

PATREON TEASER: SUBS 03: Exodus

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune.Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his true people endure. But as he reaches adulthood, one unplanned murder of an Egyptian guard sends Moses fleeing into the desert, where he marries and is eventually visited by God in his drag persona (a burning bush). The Almighty demands a reluctant Moses return to Egypt, arming Mo' with a supernatural shock and awe campaign to bring Pharaoh to his knees, lead the Israelites out of slavery and into the Promised Land, and transcribe the Ten Commandments -- plus some of God's psycho gay interior design plans.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 13, 20245 min

O.C.U.N.T.S - 12 Angry Jenns (RHOC S18E16)

Star of stage, screen, and radio waves John Arthur Hill fills in for Carey as the studio's inaugural guest host! John and Lara discuss furry stowaways on Spirit Airlines, the dark underbelly of dentistry, and a TikToker getting "ran through" by 101 guys in one day.Back on RHOC, Jenn continues to rage against Tamra in Londontown. Not surprisingly Tamra deflects, and eventually the ladies end up discussing the rumors about Gina going full The Staircase on Travis. Larz and John also break down the b-plot lines no one asked for: kids getting involved in mom drama and Shannon’s anxiety-fueled constipation. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 11, 20241h 24m

Salty Utah Queens - Bringing a Machete to a Nerf Gun Fight (RHOSLC S5E8)

This week Lara records remotely while on Roman Holiday with special guest & travel companion, Michelle Collins. The two gals recap their ultimate Italian girls trip with tales of handbag returns, Martha Stewart sweaters, photo booths, sexy pharmacists, bird sh*t, salty bore meat and much much more. Then on RHOSLC, the ladies head to Palm Springs via PJ for Todd and Bronwyn’s Anniversary. The vibe is awkward as Bronwyn is fighting with Heather, Lisa is avoiding Bronwyn and no one seems happy to be there. One thing for sure is that Todd has had a f*cking nough and intends to bring a machete to a nerf gun fight - whatever that means. The episode ends with a “To Be Continued” cliff hanger after Todd tells John that if Lisa doesn’t cool it, they’ll need to pack their bags and go - good luck with that, Todd! Everyone knows you do not poke a Barlow in the zoo.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 8, 20241h 2m

PATREON TEASER: SUBS 02 - Genesis (Part 2)

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Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They dig into the glorious B Plot of the widowed Tamar, whose wily ways gag the men of her life to the nth degree.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 6, 20245 min

O.C.U.N.T.S - The Divided Kingdom (RHOC S18E15)

Lara & Carey check back in on the Orca's Cold War against humanity, as SeaWorld San Antonio suffers a devastating blow from a poop-wielding whale. They also discuss a certain nepo baby’s directorial debut and a bone-chilling story about an organ donor’s experience on the operating table. Back on RHOC, Duchess Beador of Corona Del Mar cools down after her dinner fight with Tamra, as the London trip continues its lumbering slide into Hades. Gina talks to Heather about their fraught friendship & Jenn discovers the ladies are once again questioning her finances. Shannon adds some accelerator by showing Jenn text receipts from Tamra over digging into Ryan's past, causing Jenn to confront Tamra in the true gag of the season (so far).Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 4, 20241h 8m

Salty Utah Queens - Poop D'État (RHOSLC S5E7)

Lara and Carey record remotely as Lara spends her Halloween in Rome. They talk the Colosseum, the upcoming Vatican Jubilee (whatever that means), and Europe's ambivalence towards All Hallow's Eve. They also discuss a legitimately terrifying new twist in the Sarco su*cide pod saga and the power and glory of Lady Gaga's new music video.Then on RHOSLC, Lisa and Barlow's Alibaba showdown continues as Justin and John nearly come to blows. Bronwyn shows off her airport tradition with Grandpa-Husband and bans Britani (and possibly Heather) from her upcoming group trip to SoCal. Lisa and her younger sister bond under Edison lightbulbs and Britani invites Angie and Heather over for a Mormon prayer group at her house. John and Justin work it out on the remix over drinks and Heather heads to Bronwyn's home to clock dog poop and make a case for a vacation invite.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 1, 20241h 6m

PATREON TEASER: SUBS 01 - Genesis (Part 1)

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Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), G*d gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which He will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraham's covenant, Sarah, Hagar and the earliest instance of men pitting women against each other, and more. It's a whole lot of f*ckery. But Larz and Carz are here to interpret it as best they can. It's time to get Old Testament.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 30, 20248 min

O.C.U.N.T.S - It's A Stormy Beador Day In Londontown (RHOC S18E14)

Lara and Carey kick off Halloweek by breaking down two areas of the Haunted Hayride of Life: the unstoppable entrance into old hag era and keto-salami constipation. They also talk communicating via dreams and the false promises of a demonic new exercise pill.Back on RHOC, the ladies Jet Blue Mint off to Londontown for Shannon's birthday; they embarrass the nation with intentionally bad British accents, royalty role play, a shrieking double decker bus ride and harrowing speed boat odyssey down the River Thames. Shannon reverts to Sad Clown Mode for the first of many dinner breakdowns as Heather confronts her for perceived lies and calls out the other Mammogram Ladies for not caring about the results of her own.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 28, 20241h 8m

Salty Utah Queens - It's All Bleak To Me (RHOSLC S5E6)

Medieval Era continues as Lara and Carey discuss the E-Coli outbreak via McDonald's hallowed Quarter Pounder, Diddy's alleged pink cocaine affinity, Dina Mazon's daughter calling out Aunt Caroline, Victoria's Secret's rindom comeback, the latest sex trafficking scandal involving Abercrombie & Fitch's CEO, and all roads leading back to Les Wexner.Later on RHOSLC, Angie K. hosts a "Mob Wives" party for her and Shawn's anniversary, and surprisingly, everyone’s invited. Whitney apologizes to Meredith and brings up the Barlow-Alibaba conspiracy, Mary has another harrowing run-in with Robert Jr. before having Bronwyn over to talk mother wounds and Heather's lies. Later the ladies converge at Angie's mausoleum atop the Salt Lake Acropolis, where Bronwyn confronts Angie, Angie confronts Heather, Heather confronts Mary and Britani gives into Jared's psychosexual vortex of shame. Lisa blows a fuse when Wild Rose accuses her of sabotage, and the men get involve, resulting in a possible place of fisticuffs.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 25, 20241h 16m

PATREON TEASER: A Smile is Worth A Thousand GERDs

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**Listen to this FULL episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON**Lara and Carey discuss Smile 2 & Anora with a (spoiler-heavy) deep recap of both films. Lara reveals her recent interest in the studio side of Hollywood, and comes up with her best business mantra aka "Let''s just not!" They also talk Catholicism consistently serving catacomb c*nt, new developments in Liam Payne's shocking death, and Diddy's alleged obsession with Prince William and Prince Harry.Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now!Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 23, 20245 min

O.C.U.N.T.S - Portrait of Alexis On Fire (RHOC S18E13)

Carey and Lara feel the Halloween spirit and rate the most f*ck-able horror movie villains, from Chucky to Pennywise. Plus they break down one Canadian widow's revenge on her late philandering husband that involves eating his ashes.Later on RHOC, Shannon kicks off her 60th birthday with a trip to the most liminal backyard furniture store in California, as Ryan's allegedly illicit dealings continue to surface. Gina shows off her newly post-Travis renovations and Emily tries to help a recently exonerated man get back on his feet. Katie and her family discuss her upcoming trip to Korea to meet her birth mother, and Shannon hosts a birthday tea party, where she invites the ladies on a lavish trip to London, minus Alexis, of course.More Lara & Carey Content:Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK &SUP INSTAGRAMSexy Unique Podcast is Produced By:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 21, 20241h 3m

Salty Utah Queens - America Runs on Desperate Women (RHOSLC S5E5)

Lara and Carey are back after being radicalized by the Sweat Tour, they talk Charli's star power and spotting a certain pop icon still in a Woman's World. They also discuss shocking new revelations in the the Elisabeth Finch docuseries on Peacock.Back in Utah, Mary's wayward son Robert Jr. makes a cameo, Lisa faces "bad parent" allegations by Hengie K, the Wild Rose uncovers the Alibaba Deep Throat, Bronwyn and her daughter deal with flop extended family, Britani and Jared meet for a harrowing dinner date, and Mary confronts Heather over her supposed trail of lies.Chapters:00:00 CharlesXCX is one to Watch10:45 Finchy's Anatomy of Lies34:20 RHSLC S5E5 Recap More Lara & Carey Content:Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK &SUP INSTAGRAMSexy Unique Podcast is Produced By:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 18, 20241h 17m

PATREON TEASER: Reporting Live From the Backrooms

Lara and Carey are back in the stu to recap her big night interviewing reality royalty at the Us Weekly party: she talks her roses and thorns, existential surprises, and whether or not the VPR/Valley cast snubbed her. They also talk the new French horror movie “Red Rooms,” the harrowing Diddy-adjacent lawsuit against Kanye West, Azealia Banks vs Julia Fox and Hollywood’s worst kept secret.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 16, 20245 min

O.C.U.N.T.S - The Nast Supper (RHOC S18E12)

Carey and Lara discuss another horrifying chemical explosion outside of Atlanta, a British clergyman who died doing what he loved (getting high on poppers/ecstasy), and a man illegally cloning giant demon sheep at his Montana ranch.Then on RHOC, Terry gets his “deviated septum” fixed while seams in his and Heather’s picture-perfect marriage have a hot mic moment. Jenn and Ryan go shopping for the ugliest man clothes on the West Coast, where Ryan discusses his beef with Eddie. News of Johnny J’s lawsuit against Shannon finally hits the press (People Magazine) while Gina bonds with her ex-husband and his soon-to-be wife over meatballs. Then Katie has the women (minus Shannon) and their men over for a late afternoon supper party, where Tamra blacks out and begins sparring with Ryan over his messy podcast appearance and alleged fraud. ____________________________________________________________________________More Lara & Carey Content:Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK &SUP INSTAGRAMSexy Unique Podcast is Produced By:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 14, 20241h 7m