Seeking Derangements

Welcome back brokies! Hesse, Jake, and I are back in the boardroom. We open with how I made a gravedigger buy me a hotel room, we do some scheming for Jake's new bar, and how the economy of bushwick nightlife hits its ceiling at $400. Then of course we get into our favorite billionaire's most recent antics(plus Monique ((ew))) This is our last free review episode! The remaining 11 episodes with special guests will all be paywalled. Find that on our patreon:)

Kaye joins Hesse and Ben to discuss this seasons horror movies, Alex Jones' settlement, that big boob teacher lady in Toronto, and queer adult babies Find Kaye's many amazing projects here: https://linktr.ee/timewharp Subscribe to Seeking Derangements for weekly bonus episodes :)

It's review number two mamas! We hit you with some business tips of our own, reveal the fattest girl food ever, get drunk, roast Moniques lame ass, thirst for Grant, and worship miss Elaine. Follow Jake @hoe_slut_hoe on IG, go to Heaven in Bushwick, and keep your eyes peeled for Rash's reopening.

Subscribe to us on Patreon to unlock this episode, and for a weekly bonus episode. We open todays episode running through an insane twink's list of must-haves for potential boyfriends, my recent card abuse in vegas, Jacques gets hot sauce in his eye, Jacques freaks out because Hesse tells him he can't put milk product in his eye, and we end the episode with a quiz in which exposes me as an completely evil person.

We randomly ran into April Clark and Grace Freud of Girl God and decided to record. We talk about the No Loads Refused Pimped Out Cum Dump Event, Joe Biden implying Elton John has given thousands and thousands of men HIV, Mariah Carey randomly talking about 9/11 on stage, and all the pranks we've pulled over the years. GIRLD GOD IS IN NEW ORLEANS TN YALL! Tickets here: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/girl-god-the-porch-at-the-howlin-tickets/12298615 Reminder that we have weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements

On tonight's episode we start our newest review series! This is a show you definitely haven't heard of but its going to be your new obsession. It's called Undercover Billionaire and it's deranged. Joining us in our exploration of the American Entrepreneurial Spirit is businesswoman extrordinaire and hate crime victim Jake Sillen (Rash, Heaven, Club Cringe) Join us as we identify key players in the town! Follow jake on IG! @hoe_slut_hoe

Welcome back Mama's, today we open the episode up with some live gambling (which letter will be added to LGBTQIA+), get into Jacques cursing pregnant women's non-binary babies, and end with a very illuminating quiz... Follow us on Patreon for a weekly bonus ep Follow us on IG for memes @seekingderangementsssss Follow us on Twitter for Jaques Thoughts @SSDERANGEMENTSS We Love!

On this episode we answer listener questions, discuss what senators we think lay the best pipe, and discuss the drama occurring across the pond in Venice with the film Don't Worry Darling. You don't wanna miss this one! We Love! Find us on Patreon at patreon.com/seekingderangements (weekly bonus episode) Follow us on IG: Seekingderangementsssss (banned 5 times) and Twitter: SSDERANGEMENTSS

SD 154 - To Slay or Not To Slay by Seeking Derangements

Welcome everyone to a Ben and Jacques solo episode! (Hesse is missing because she got offered that luxury poop job) Jacques and I craft our scheme into the fine art market, talk about being cracked out in Nola, and what its like getting a gun stolen from you while being robbed four nights back to back. Lastly, we are also paid a visit by the reputable Judge Gonsoulin of Vermont who delivers their sentence for the crimes of one Mx. Ezra Miller. Subscribe to us on Patreon at patreon.com/seekingderangements Instagram @seekingderangementsssss Twitter @SSDERANGEMENTSS Intro/// Asha Bhosle - Dum Maro Dum Outro/// Locked Up - It's My Rave

This is it: The Final Demi Ep! In this one we discuss all the greatest moments of the show so far, the preeminence of alien expert Nick Pope slumming it, we come up with a new name for Demi's fans (Hesse is allowed to make that joke so yell at ben instead) and most importantly of all we meet The Mantis himself! It all wraps up with a very, very special announcement and its all tied in a pretty bow with the hauntingly beautiful music of your new fave, brdrml (@policefala on Twitter) Make sure to check out her bandcamp and send your submissions to the address below! MUSIC// brdrml Intro// I've Heard Those Accusations Before 1st Break// AETHER2 444 2nd Break// The Driums 3rd Break// Super Trooper 2 Outro// Abracadabra brdrml Bandcamp: https://brdrml4938.bandcamp.com/ email for story submissions: [email protected]

It's a Ben and Hesse solo special!!!!! don't worry we found jacques and zir is safe although zi are speaking fluent cantonese and only fluent cantonese so get ready for that. Song ID's are coming please direct all hate towards Hesse as she forgot to send the ID's also for the record I liked the merzbow additions I just wasn't sure how it would play here. I'm sorry for doubting you guys. Thanks so much for subscribing and listening it means the world to us all.

Beloved TikTok laywer David Pourshalimi of P&P Law Firm in LA joins us to break down his wins in court, to answer some listener questions, and to get a brief rundown on Jacques criminal history. Find David here TikTok at Pandpfirm2.0 Instagram at pandpfirm Subscribe to us on Patreon for a weekly bonus episode at Patreon.com/Seekingderangements

We talk Misha's queerbaiting, illiterate Lea showing her pussy to gay guys, and Jacques run in's with children. Intro/// Alfonso Lovo - Terremoto (Earthquke 1976) Outro/// Bettye Crutcher - So Glad to Have You (1974) Find us on Patreon for weekly episodes! Instagram: @seekingderanementsss Twitter: @SSDERANGEMENTSS

Today the gang figures it all out: The Elluminati, the Rosie Cross Order, It's All Connected! We also discuss Ben's sashay into Tik Tok, Jacques' deadly arts-and-crafts, and how all the celebs are imitating Demi YET AGAIN. ITS. ALL. CONNECTED!!

We talk about the state of the union, Ben gives a review of modafinil (the hillary upper), Jacques gives us a travel report from Oklahoma, Ben and Jacques get into an argument about cajun mardi gras

After 2 years and constant bullying by the fans I have decided to become straight. Recommended Reading: Dem congressional candidate is shamed by mother on Twitter after 'getting drunk and shouting at schoolgirls, calling one 'acne f**ker' and another 'Hispanic f**ker' during teen Valentine's sleepover before throwing up in hamper and girl's shoe - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10534653/Democratic-congressional-candidate-apologizes-getting-drunk-shouting-schoolgirls.html In Defense of Abby Broyles - https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/abby-broyles-did-nothing-wrong/ intro/// The Montgomery Express - Who (1974) outro/// Popcorn - Song For You (1981)

Apologies for the rough sound on Ben's part. Suggested Reading: The Metaverse Is Going to Suck for Queer People - https://www.them.us/story/metaverse-queer-lgbtq-users-harassment-discrimination-facebook The Worst Part of Che Diaz Was Seeing Myself in Them - https://www.them.us/story/che-diaz-retrospective-nonbinary-representation intro/// Eternity's Children - Mrs. Bluebird (1967) outro/// Rashid Beybutov - В Сад Пошел За Виноградом (1973)

Suggested reading: HIV now infects more heterosexual people than gay or bisexual men – https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/feb/09/hiv-infects-heterosexual-gay-bisexual-men-uk-testing-virus The Qinling - Huaihe/Top - Bottom Divide in China - https://www.tiktok.com/@cloudcloutclaud/video/7050788702569663791 intro/// Doris - Did You Give The World Some Love Today Baby? (1970) outro/// Bobbie Gentry - Wedding Bell Blues https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements

intro/// Brief Encounter - Human (1981) outro/// Dave Plaehn - For You (I'd Undo Anything) (1980) Bonus episodes every week at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements

Suggested Reading: M&Ms characters to become more inclusive - thehill.com Senators seek new donor rules for gay and bisexual men - 19thnews.org intro/// Raphael - Dead Sea Scrolls (1972) outro/// Ronnie Keaton - Going Down for the Last Time (1974)

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Probably missed bleeping out a few times they mentioned Jacques' Aunt's name. Oh well. Links: https://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/18/fashion/18nutria.html https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2010/11/bushwick_designers_make_clothe.html https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/rayne-frog-festival https://www.shrimpandpetroleum.org/ https://www.flydenver.com/great_hall/denfiles intro/// Swamp Dogg - The Mind Does the Dancing while the Body Pulls the Strings (1974) outro/// Alfonso Lovo - Sinfonia del Espacio en Do Menor (1976)

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If you were a ghost what kind of ghost would you be? a. pervert ghost b. gay literature ghost c. wise ghost d. demonic ghost intro/// SBB - I Wonder Why (1977) outro/// Sopwith Camel - Fazon (1973)

ben's trad now (he read the wikipedia entry for each book in the bible) and is looking for an annoying white woman who he can wear shawls to church with.

The SENSITIVE GUMBO documentary by Jacques and Sixtyforty is out NOW for our dear Patreon subscribers. It's been submitted to Sundance about 5 times under different titles because we keep getting banned. Note: Sorry about Ben's audio, I did my best to remove sirens and traffic noise. intro/// Yukihiro Takahashi - Elastic Dummy (1978) outro/// Los Irakere - Bacalao con pan (1976)

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Inside the writers room for the Seeking Derangements Gumbo Documentary with our special birthday boy BEN!!!! We submitted the Seeking Derangements Gumbo Documentary to the Un Certain Retard section of Cannes. intro/// Eleanore Mills - Fascinating, Devastating Man (1974) outro/// Djalma Dias - Nada sei de preconceito (1974) you can get BEN a lovely birthday present by subscribing to our patreon: patreon.com/seekingderangements

Ben was busy today so we brought in friend of the show and fellow white-presenting latino Nate Ruess from the ClayneCast podcast. intro/// Jorge Mautner - Rock da TV (1974) outro/// Lulu Santos - Melô do Amor (1981) https://patreon.com/seekingderangements

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With Patrick, Jacques, Hesse and Sweet P Tracklist: [00:01:40] Janko Novoselic - Rogla Beat (Live at Boogie, Zagreb) (2021) [00:12:06] Partenaire Particulier - Partenaire Particulier (1985) [00:20:10] Crane - Crystal Thunder In The Wonder Safari (2000) [00:27:40] The Style Council - Wanted (1987) [00:33:27] King Carl - Blues for Men (1965?) [00:38:36] PinkPantheress - I Must Apologise (2021) [00:43:02] Twitcher - Stopstarty (1994) [00:46:33] La Unión - Lobo-hombre en París (1984) [00:50:38] SBB (Silesian Blues Band) - I Wonder Why (1978) [00:59:21] Orbital - Belfast/Wasted (1992) [01:09:08] New Order - Crystal (2001) [01:18:24] System Olympia feat. P Nut - Falling in Love (2019) [01:22:40] Angela Starr - Disco Dancing (1984) [01:31:46] End Music from Street Trash (1987)

Ben, Jacques and Hesse started a Real Housewives of Salt Lake City roundup bonus show for our Patreon. New episodes come out every Monday after the show airs, for Patreon subscribers only. We're unlocking this one since it's more of an intro to RHSLC. Jacques couldn't make it to this one but we got a special guest to fill in... intro/// Can - Give Me No 'Roses' (1977) outro/// Real Estate - In the Garden (Outro) (2021)

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After personally overseeing Ben's firing from the Bernie Campaign as retaliation for revealing Mayor Pete's asexuality, Lis Smith focuses on another step to world domination: getting ahold of a 90-year-old cancer patient's opiate stash. intro/// Silesian Blues Band - Odlot (1975) outro/// Grateful Dead - Viola Lee Blues (Live in San Francisco, May 12, 1970) Listen to the full back catalog of bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/seekingderangements

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With Jacques and Ben back from their Cajun vacation, all four of us finally figure out whether we are "Alpha" (top), "Beta" (bottom) or "Sigma" (vers) podcasters (homos). intro/// Macky Feary Band - You're Young (1978) outro/// Bobby Charles - Big Boys Cry (1965) Bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements

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Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus on twitter) joins us to deconstruct Cruising using marxist film analysis with extra gender and a side of queer. Paul Verhoeven should have made this movie instead. patreon.com/seekingderangements - new episodes every week

SD 78 [UNLOCKED] - 7/22/21 - Littlefield, Brooklyn, NY (Late Show) by Seeking Derangements

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@jakebrodes from Pendejo Time joins us to talk about ten-gallon-hat chicanos, unruly airport children, and why so many cringey people online love pretending to be from former Yugoslavian countries. Thomas (@len0killer) joins us for a few minutes despite some serious network trouble. You can get more Pendejo Time at https://www.patreon.com/pendejotime intro/// Dyson's Faces - What You Gonna Say Today (1976) outro/// 4th Coming - We Got Love (1969)

This is a freebie that John from Group Project podcast and Jacques recorded this past weekend that I forgot to upload. ================================== John and Jacques chat about expecting seizures, DJ duos, tile shopping, getting respected, endoscopies and much more. Submit your questions for the Group Derangements Misguidance Panel using the foolproof form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf03yS8uYmZO9TvzSc6lUHK_Tf3jsgT4l1B1W3bDioOIQHAkw/viewform

Girl talk in LA intro/// Cascada - Come Back To Me Baby (1980[?]) outro/// The Soul Invaders - The Price Of Love (1969) A note on the audio: Amber had a bit of an audio issue after coming back with some drinks. I tried cleaning up her audio a little in post, and I think it came out listenable, but I should warn you that the second half is not as clear as the first.

This was originally supposed to be just jacques and sarah squirm but I ended up staying on to make sure this episode was listenable. Actually I just forgot to leave because I was busy working on the t shirts. intro/// Hiroshi Sato - Akanegumo-No Machi (1978) outro/// Don Brown - Tango (1977) https://patreon.com/seekingderangements

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https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements ------------------------------------------------------------------- Last November we sat down and watched this movie about a pinkpilled forcefemmed assassin for the mob who's turned trans by the direct opposite of Ben Carson - a crazy surgeon with no hands! michelle rodriguez telegraphed her performance in, while tony shalhoub and sigourney weaver delivered probably some of the most electric scenes in cinema history. intro/// Kiyoshi Sugamoto - Yeh! Boogie (1980) outro/// Raney Shockne - Tomboy (Main Title Sequence) (2016)

where we record a really long episode that's really hard to edit and then we post the first half on here, and the second half on our patreon intro/// Сато - Пять четвертей (Take Five) (1981) outro/// Carol Cool - Upside Down (1980)

They're sending all of you guys over to the federal conversion camps to turn you normal intro/// Spirit - I Want to Go (1977?) outro/// Susana Estrada - Gozame Ya (1982) Weekly episodes over at https://www.patreon.com/seekingderangements

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