Seeking Derangements

Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I develop a new diet plan for Jacques (at his request), discuss scaring people at the gym, Mario Bosco literally attacking me on the street, the only child to asexual pipeline, and holding yourself hostage at work.

Happy Sunday! Today we discuss megalopolis flopping, review Sophies new album, and Jacques reveals what he thinks the pyramids are. Plus we take your calls! Get tickets to our live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/electile-dysfunction-an-election-night-variety-show-tickets-1034976200677?aff=oddtdtcreator And get ¡No Pasarán!, Matt Christmans new book here: https://chapotraphouse.store/products/no-pasaran?srsltid=AfmBOoqL5ffoYPpfmL7GUGkhchSBj_XeLmPrsS8BUCJlRlbDqqVCsxy1

Ben here, today I'm coming to you with a very special episode featuring Jen Sillen. To ring in the fall season Jen and I board the Staten Island Ferry and play our favorite autumnal tracks. We discuss our favorite white women of the 2010's, China Mac vs. Moo Deng (and why China's owner won't come on the Pod), Chappell vs. Gaga, me low-key feeling bad about bullying Mitski off twitter, and then we visit World Trade Center 7 to talk about what supplements we do. Happy Fall mamas!

On today's episode we announce Electile Dysfunction (our Nov. 5 live election show, ticket link dropping soon) cover mayor Adams indictment, Olivia Nuzzi allegedly harassing RFK Jr, and Jacques finally meets his voodoo doll.

It's Seeking Sunday! Welcome everyone, today Ben, Jacques and Hesse discuss the Trump shooter's plan to save the world, Tulsi's white steak, Diddy's arrest, and Laura Loomer needing so much attention. Plus we get some crazy tea on Moo Deng via our hotline! Shocking....we love yall!

NYC, get tickets to Hesse and Masha's 9/19 live show, "Miss Trans USA" find links on Masha's twitter (@MashaParty) In this unlocked episode, Ben and Hesse are joined by Masha Breeze. We spill the tea on RFK leaking the juice of a recently beheaded whale on his daughter Kick, discuss what has become a big week for Kick, Drake’s selfies getting gayer, and Mikhalia Peterson’s devious ways. More importantly, we score a big interview with disgraced blonde Elizabeth Holmes, an interview which is quickly interrupted by a certain Italian detective keen on figuring out who murdered Jen Shah.

Full Episode on Patreon. On today's episode Hesse and Jacques are joined by Grace Freud and super producer Palma! They discuss cajuns eating Nutria Rat, Taylor Swift shouting out 9/11 at the VMA's, Jacques being accused of murder (?), and Trump's beautiful neck. Get tickets to Graces LA show My Father Has Been Murdered: dadsdie.com

Hello LGTBQ's and allies alike! Ben here, today I've got an episode of the Gay List with the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily. Before we consider every conceivable way in which your man could be gay, we make some very confident debate predictions. I think we slayed. Then we crack open the list at entry 1,000 and discuss everything from our burning hatred of people who Amazon paper towels to the degenerative effects of viral Grindr screenshots. This episode has it all, gay face vs. lesbian face, the estrogenized womb, straight couples spying on each other, and k*lling your mother–psychologically. Listen to Lily & Stevens truly her-larious podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/3RIvHVayenokiZtiwybORD and find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon!

Happy Seeking Sunday! Nate Fisher and Will Sennett join Hesse and Ben for another installment of the Lesbian List. We discuss how duplicitous the Gay Friend can be, lesbians only coming in size XS or XL, and how to get gay guys into sports betting. Lesbians we love you!!!! Listen to Nate and Will's podcast A Closer Look here: https://open.spotify.com/show/4f8K43VPxVRjdQWHGT92FW Find info on Eephus here: https://www.filmlinc.org/nyff2024/films/eephus/ Intro & Outro/// 32 Flavors - Ani DiFranco

Full video episode only on Patreon! Coming to you today with a very special episode. We show Jacques the voodoo doll of him that was found at a shop in rural Louisiana, discuss Lana's new cajun boy toy, Troye Sivan giving Charli XCX the F pass, getting wet dreams in jail and getting called fat by your parents. As mentioned, you can support Conerstone Buses, a non-profit which helps families visit incarcerated loved ones at Angola State Prison, here: https://www.nolatoangola.org/about-cornerstone-builders-bus-program/

Happy Seeking Sunday! Today Ben and Hesse are joined by Masha Breeze. We spill the tea on RFK leaking the juice of a recently beheaded whale on his daughter Kick, discuss what has become a big week for Kick (she’s dating Ben Affleck) and of course we try to figure out who Jigsaw really is. More importantly, we score a big interview with disgraced blonde Elizabeth Holmes, an interview which is quickly interrupted by a certain Italian detective keen on figuring out who murdered Jen Shah.

Ben, Jacques, and Hesse are all together and coming to you from Mora Studios in Little Italy NYC! We talk about which outfits have gotten Jacques hate-crimed in New York, mourn Jerry Springer, and scout a bottom for 4th mic. Plus we end the episode with the most challenging set of moral dilemmas we've ever faced. Subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes! Patreon.com/seekingderangements

Hello everyone! Today we review Bill Maher's interview with various children, discuss Tim Walz's horrible recipes, and (brace for impact) upack Chappell Roan's comments about some of her "weird" fans. Subscribe to our patreon for weekly bonus episodes!

It’s a trans girl takeover! Hesse is joined by Masha Breeze to talk Sex and the City, solutions for Olympic gender problems, and Masha’s iconic boss. Then, a very special guest drops in for the interview of a lifetime: the first trans woman ever Trudy Bonfires drops in to talk about her new book and spill the tea about Eleanor Roosevelt and Karl Marx. Follow Masha on twitter @MashaParty and subscribe to us on Patreon for a weekly bonus episode

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the pictures of JD Vance's fat head in that crunchy old wig, why the gay man who broke the Vance Drag story has 2/3rds of this podcast blocked, and why transitioning could have saved her (jk). Plus Jacques spends 40 minutes texting a take out order to his mother and Hesse tells us about Mr. Beast getting canceled. We wrap things up with a very difficult quiz which tests our ethics and morals like never before. Oh also at this part Jacques tells us about gaslighting a vegan he fed butter...really funny. Mwah!

hey yall happy sunday its me Jacques i recorded with Brandon wardell and Asad the Supreme being. We discuss women, men, our love lives. Find out if Asad is a biggot, his time on the show wild n out and Bradon makes some funnies too. We all recount our time together in Austin too Listen to Brandon's show here: https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow And find Asad's IG here: https://www.instagram.com/asadallsupremebeing/?hl=en

Hello Seekers! Jacques, Ben and Hesse here, today we finally uncover the foundational trauma behind Jacques very serious aversion to chewing gum, discuss RFK's baby bear dumping, and draft a letter to the DNC in which we beg for press passes and promise to be normal. Weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements !

Today Hesse and Ben thank Caitlyn Jenner for yet again saving us from nuclear apocalypse, talk about Biden randomly still being alive, Elon Musk beefing with his daughter, the Olympic Grindr ban, JD Vance's big face and head, and why so many brunette women are becoming homophobic right wing influencers. Plus we take your calls! PATREON.COM/SEEKINGDERANGEMENTS

Happy Sunday Seekers! April joins Hesse, Ben and Jacques to talk about 164,000 white women crashing Zoom for a Kamala fundraiser, Jacques idea for a lesbian Christmas movie, and what happens when you piss off Brats. Get tickets to Aprils LA show here: https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/aprilclark

Theda joins Hesse and I to talk about Biden's miserable week (we recorded before he actually dropped out lol), Bevvie the Transvestigator's claims about the Biden family, and of course Bryan Johnson, whom we are all really disappointed in.

Welcome back seekers! The whole team is united today to play you some of our favorite songs and discuss the week in news. We talk about Trump getting shot, posthumously Queer Eye the shooter, try to locate Gypsy Rose Blanchard and of course we take some of your calls as well!

Welcome back seekers! While we love being a podcast of the people, we are fed up with getting zero recognition from the mainstream media and professional podcasts alike. And that's why we have resorted to throwing the first punch at the most successful shows in the game, according to NY Mag. That's right, we are bullying the top 10 podcasts in the country right now, viciously and without remorse. Also we talk about a new gay ringworm, the time Jacques invented a never before seen variant of ringworm (it might be the gay one we don't know) and discuss the war within the democratic party.

Hello seekers and happy Sunday! Join us today as we celebrate the return of our Queen Jacques Gonsoulin, who has emerged triumphantly from his battle with 4 impacted wisdom teeth and some other stuff too. Jacques tells us all about his surgery, why the nurses said he had a "marijuana allergy," the car wreck that was caused by his desire for bone broth, rewriting his will, and of course, he puts Hesse and I through a grueling challenge of our own...

Super producer Palma joins Hesse and I for a full debate recap. We talk about Biden's abysmal performance, yet another attempt at mass gaslighting by the Democratic party, and suggest some replacements for Biden. We also discuss JVN's response to the allegations that Zir is an absolute menace on set.

FULL VIDEO EPISODE ON PATREON The internet favorite’s homophobic, queer-baiting Turk joins Hesse and I to put his alleged ally-status to the test. Will he accrue enough points from the Gay List to gain entry into the gayborhood? Will he get the F pass? The more coveted T pass? Well… Has Hasan (or even worse your man) closed a drawer with his hip? Have they made male friends or used an elliptical? What if they’ve let a woman touch a door in public? If so, it might be time to wish them happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

Hello Seekers! Hesse and I are back and taking more of your pride calls. We teach a 6'5" gay guy with a mustache how to seem like a bottom in front of his trans-masc husband's co-workers (very easy), chastise gay men who chase straight men, out 300 closeted politicians, and invent something called misogyno-blanc. Also we hear two SHOCKING testimonies from people unfortunate enough to personal run-in's with Chapelle Roan, and all I can say right now is that we must cancel her and that Winston, if you're there, I hope you made it out of the box.

On this special one on one interview Brandon and me (Jacques) discuss our recent tomfoolery when he came to new orleans and preformed for two days, I did my first stand up st opening for him and just the total shenanigans of new orleans. Throughout the episode I bring back the points system to clarify Brandon's grade. Listen right away

Hello seekers! Hesse and I are back talking about how I almost punched a woman at Des Moines pride, the brand new Herpes/Chlamydia prank going around, where to blow an Aztec Death Whistle for maximum impact and my parents having another kid because I looked so gay. Of course we also talk about Hunter Biden going to jail and how to enjoy Charli XCX's new hit album Brat when you suffer from Obstinance Defiance Disorder.

Welcome back Seekers! We're all here to discuss Pope Francis' statements on f*ggotry run amuck in Italian seminaries, which then makes Jacques hungry. So we invent some sandwiches, clock our social credit scores, rank women, and brainstorm how fat Jacques would have been in WWII. But most importantly we write an email to casting at "Pop Culture Jeopardy," and end by taking a shot at the quiz ourselves.

April and Grace join Hesse and I to crack open the lesbian list! Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out. Get tickets to Girl Gods live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-god-presents-gay-aid-tickets-879720998187 intro/// Lyn Christopher - Take Me With You outro/// Laura Nyro - Sweet Blindness

Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode! It's just Hesse and I today, I give her a rundown of my micro bully obsession, a debrief of the Amityville Micro Bully Pop Up I attended, and what the dogs Really Mean. We also discuss JoJo Siwa's continued tragic (or slay?) career, make some predictions about the Biden/Trump debate, and cover the beautiful discourse I heard among the protesters in front of Trumps trial.

Welcome back everyone! Jacques unleashes a new beef he will almost certainly lose, we celebrate Hesse for Mothers Day, discuss how we would get the Dublin/NYC portal shut down, being on deaths door, and getting hooked on Zyn. Also Jacques casts his 360 video à la Charli XCX, we uncover why gay guys travel like fugitives, and finally we shout out the two nurses who were vaporized last year at a monkeypox vaccination site in New Orleans. Please show them your support.

Today the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily join me to break the seal on a brand new list, thats right–it's the Lesbian List. Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out. We also discuss Steven being the first gay man to bleach his hair for normal and healthy reasons, Lily leaving her strap on in her partners parents freezer, and I spill some tea on an ancient beef between me and a big suited lesbian who fucked with my family while employed as the minister of a Unitarian Church. Until next time sisters! Listen to Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily everywhere podcasts are found (I did an episode with them on the Bible) and buy tickets to their June 5th live show!

Happy Sunday Seekers! Today we talk about Bush era LGBTQ activism, that guy from glee identifying as culturally queer (we support him), Kristi Noem assassinating her puppy for being annoying and what happens when you antagonize ghosts and spirits. Plus we take your calls! We tell you how to impress your girlfriends religious parents, how to bust on SSRI's, and how to break up with someone who has BPD when you also have BPD. We'll be doing another call in episode soon, leave a voicemail at (332) 203-8247

Listen to this full episode and our entire catalogue of weekly bonus content on our Patreon!

Theda and John stop by to talk about Hesse scaring her landlords with gay pornography, Ben's newfound love of leering in the park, the hottest sportsmen, the ugliest sportsmen, Caitlyn Clarke being cis, Ben's dad thinking he is a prostitute, fire island, red carpet menswear and of course Theda and Johns new movie Stress Positions. Go see it! Find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon

Happy easter :) super producer Max joins us to continue our 300+ episode celebration, we talk about the ongoing P Diddy scandal, pink coke, and Jacques tells us about more about Portland. We love!

Hello Seekers! Today Jacques, Hesse, and I apply to a high powered position at the Sniffies Corporation, decide which one of us is autistic (shocker) and send an email to get them cast on Love On The Spectrum, and finally we put a definitive end to the rumors about Brigette Macron being one of the gworls.

Cara stops by to celebrate our 300th episode! We talk about East Coast vs Tennessee vs Louisiana, best and worst fast foods, astrology, and much more. Find weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon

Happy Sunday! We're back and talking about having 4 impacted wisdom teeth, rockabilly women (again), having sex with Timothee Chalamet, Anton Chigurh's gender and planes falling out of the sky. Full Episode on Patreon

Hello seekers! Today we're all back and taking your calls. We hear from people with BPD, people who have girlfriends with BPD, help a guy who wants to have sex with another guy in front of his girlfriend, and decide if it's healthy to be turned on by your own reflection. Leave a voicemail for us at (332) 203 - 8247 and find tickets to SHOW PIG here: https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/show-pig-a-live-comedy-podcast-spectacular-with-seeking-derangements/

What up Seekers! Today we assembled to record an emergency pod on the Rolling Stone's article about JVN's "monstrous" and "nightmarish" behavior on the set of Queer Eye. We discuss why Bobby is leaving the show, why Tan and Antoni are the only ones who don't hate each other, and say a prayer for all the PA's who leaked their tales of abuse to the press. But before that we perform a "woke test" on Google's AI chatbot, plus I explain why I got covered in mud in rural Canada and Jacques offers Jackie Chan a job.

Happy Sunday everyone! We're back for the 12th installment of the Gay List with Jack Wagner of Otherworld. We talk about the recent P Diddy scandal, Jacques having sex with 2 of his friends fathers, and what a woman should do if she catches her man dipping his toe into the pool to check the temperature. Find Weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon

Full Episode on Patreon Hesse and I go to Jen's new apartment to see her new face and to talk about why everyone hates Amy Schumer, why Amy Schumer hates women, how Mardi Gras is more difficult than major and intensive surgery, and of course to talk about the bassist of a latinx metal band that tried to force femme the singer in order to steal his girlfriend.

Welcome back yall, today we talk about Joe Biden's sex life, global circumcision rates, a van full of men with guns being outside your house, getting your head squished between a brick wall and your 1000lbs of luggage, and we take a quiz which results in some really scary results Weekly Bonus Episodes on our Patreon

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Today we're all back together and trying to figure out what happened at the Super Bowl, why Jacques thought Selena Quintanilla was a lady of the night, and celebrate the Queer Eyes getting carjacked in Nola. Plus we take a few of your calls. Mwah

What up yall, we're back and talking about Stan wars, SWAT'ing, militant smol beans, how to get BPD, how to not be a bitch right now, and Jacques drops a diss track on a bitch who stole his man. Plus we take some calls! Bonus episode weekly on our Patreon

Will and Felix join us to dust off the old Gay List and declare judgements on how straight men should behave during a shooting, if it's sus to use oven mitts or have a big key chain, if pulp is gay, and much more. Plus Jacques tells us which first lady invented birthdays. Full episode on Patreon

Hey everyone! Today we discover a new hypebeast member of Jacques expansive medical team, chose our own Best Picture, talk about scamming your neighbors and how Jacques turned a subway sandwich into a lethal projectile using nothing but a lime scooter. Weekly bonus episode on our Patreon!

Hello LGBTQ and straight listeners alike, we're back and talking about the New Fire Island, global gay gentrification, and billionaire slam-pieces who's deaths just aren't adding up. Despite that we do take our best shot on getting accepted into New Fire Island's influencer program for real. Plus we start a personality quiz but not before Jacques connection goes out (crazy things happen when Louisiana freezes.) Find weekly bonus episodes on Patreon.com/SeekingDerangements