RTVS Podcasts

In this episode, several genius level ideas are presented to us to see if they can hold up to the scrutiny that comes from years of experience. Will us, the masters of industry, approve? Or will we tear these ideas apart with vicious mockery. We also recommend some albums that we like and sing a lil bit cause we're just so cool and chill like that. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Last month was the month of Valentine's day, which means that it was the sexy month. But what if you don't have anyone to be sexy with? Well then you'll just have to do all sorts of weird stuff like handstands and buying boxes of pasta. We're just as confused as you are. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

These foul merchants, their foodstuffs have been poisoned. Thankfully, I know just the website to go to and warn everyone about what I ate. I hope that in 1500, years a bunch of guys don't look at it and laugh at my misfortunes. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Is King Midas stronger than Santa Clause? Who would win in a battle between the heat miser and snow miser? We'll never know because I think we're the only people dumb enough to ask this, and on Christmas of all days too. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Apologies that this episode came out a month late, but better late then never. Try to imagine listening to this on thanksgiving day instead. Since that way it would make more sense and be more topical to listen to use speak about what we're thankful for this year. Also we come up with a theory for everything, not to brag. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Sit tight and brace yourselves, because in this episode Trog leads us into a realm of true terror. See what the people of reddit have to say of their nightmare experiences, as well as some of our own. Also we talk more about Jimmy Neutron for some goddam reason. If we talk about show for one more episode please slap us. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

You listeners have sinned, which is good! We are glad you have sinned, otherwise we wouldn't have had anything to talk about this episode. We put out a call for people to send in things they wanted to confess to us, seeing as we're such arbiters of morality. What nasty, sordid, and weird confessions do people have to share with us? All will be absolved, sorta. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Let's get psychomalogical here; when you close your eyes, what color do you think this podcast is? Now think about your favorite breakfast cereal, what color is that? No not what color it actually is, what color do you think it is. This episode is all about looking into yourself. The mind and your id or whatever. You're going to come out of this knowing so much more about yourself, like if you'd rather live with an italian man or an alien. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Oh my god guys, we just recorded the best podcast episode ever. This one is going to be genuinely so good cause of all the wonderful ideas that we have. Good video game ideas, good food safety ideas, and even good ideas on how to change the world. We will even go out and find the most amazing people in the woods. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

What would you do for your fellow countrymen? Let's say you were given funds for a grant of some sort; how would you make the world around you a better place? I think a sticky wet hand toy you can throw around would probably be a good start. Maybe make all pills taste bad and or good. Or have garlic be money, who cares! We discuss all of this and more. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

We're back home! Except for Baaulp cause he didn't have to travel anywhere. Where did we go? I don't know if we can tell you. It was a secret place, a marvelous city hidden away. A place powered by the most powerful technology and maybe also candy. No one ever got food poisoning there ever. But now that we're back home, it's a very real threat. So once again we must do our duty to inform you of the dine out dangers you may face. Also we went to PAX East, that was cool too. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

With both Trog And Gir out sick, we decided to turn on the Canada signal and Scorpy came to the rescue. With his arrival came an exchange of knowledge. We taught him about Konami's legal issues with an eccentric comic book artist. And he told us tales of awful but quirky branded chain restaurants. Get ready for a deep dive, cause we're serving up an info dump with a large side of poargu pasta. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

This episode was edited entirely in Rupert-wave. Rupert-wave is a audio editing software that my uncle made himself on his garage computer, and he gave it to me during a family barbecue last summer. It came on a series 8 cds and while I was going through the installation process, my pc coughed. In this episode we play "manga or children's book" and Wayne has us on a jury for Steam VAC bans, whatever that means. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Welcome to WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT, a new RTVS Columbo Podcast. Featuring Trog, Holly, and Mike. Today's episode has us looking at the very first piece of televised Columbo media, the first of two pilot episodes that introduced the world to the lovable detective. Or, is he lovable? I don't know. In this one he yells at a woman until she suffers a nervous breakdown. Oh well.

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This episode gets hot and steamy! In celebration of Valentine's day, we recorded the raunchiest episode to date. An hour and forty minutes full of the sexiest, nastiest, and most heart pounding funny your ears can handle. Join us as we attempt to help the internet fix their romantic woes and get some satisfaction. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

What does 2025 hold for us on the show? Rather than just waiting to see what happens, Trog decided to pay to get our fortunes. Some of us got better predictions than others. We also discuss the ethics of not having town criers anymore. And the job creation opportunities that come with them and having people run around telling us what lords said. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

How often do you sneeze? Once a month? Week? Day? Hour? We were shocked to learn the answer to that question this episode. Listen and see how this could affect your quality of life. No, this is not some fetish thing ok. Also this being the december episode, we decided to get presents for each other but not really cause we're cheap I guess. But it's the thought that counts right? Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

At long last, the results of our election revealed. Find out who you, the listeners, chose to lead Where Do We Begin nation or -stan or whatever. We're also joined by Scorpy and Erarg to talk about the recent Nosferatu Nite stream that took place on Halloween! Learn the secrets of how we pulled it off and origins of the Dark Butler. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

In the spirit of the election year, RTVS too will have a debate so that our fans can see who best to lead them into the unknown of tomorrow! In this episode, Wayne, Mira, Trog, Log, and Mike will speak on the issues which most impact you. Mainly because they're the emails that you guys sent in. VOTE HERE: https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVeNwGn3 Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Last month, some of us traveled to Seattle for PAX West 2024. We had a fan meet up and everything! It was so much fun, we decided to record a bonus episode to talk about the sights and sounds and tastes of the convention and city. Sorry I didn't get Pearl Jam for this episode. Maybe one day. Music By Justin Wabs

Do you believe in change? That those in power will hear us and our demands? Well it turns out a lot of children between the ages of 10 to 18 do, because they all go on change.org and have made all sorts of petitions for us to sign. We also read some of your hate mail. What do you all have against Baaulp huh? Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

How's your life? Could it be a funnier life? What if you went to the comedy gym instead of a regular one? Maybe you could shoot stuff with the hose from your dish washing job to pass the time. Get a little silly with it how you do things. Wayne and Gir couldn't make it so we got Scorpy to fill in instead, just in time to talk about Gameclam 5. Video Of The Times: Joey Joystikk C2 GRIPS RENEGADE Controller Review Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Warning! This episode contains an omega level grievance. You have been warned. Also, this is the episode where we don't really listen to each other for some reason. We also weren't very funny idk we didn't try really hard sorry. But we do talk about tasting stuff with our balls so look forward to that. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

This episode is a very scientific one, we muse on the nature of life and our place in the universe by looking at subreddits. Why would someone want 30 pumps of syrup in their coffee? Why did we make fun of Trog's car last episode? Where do people get all these crazy video game ideas from? Also stop making us talk about soda, middle school, and clowns it's your fault not ours. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Let us take you to a new world. A world where music is more than music. And where food is more than food. The barriers of both intersecting and melding together. Welcome to Music Food world! What if you ate food and could hear audio. This episode is all about this world but not really. Also Trog isn't here and we make fun of him for it. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

This episode is late, but that's because Baaulp got an ear infection which slowed down the edit. But even through illness and pain he soldiered on and worked tirelessly to get this episode out. He really is amazing and probably the strongest member of RTVS. Mira joins the crew this episode to talk about all sorts of nasty crap. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

This episode we are joined by Scorpy and cover all of your powdered wig questions, answers, and needs. If you have any inquires on the subject of powdered wigs, do listen closely. No we don't spend this episode talking about anything else. And we definitely don't fall into a rabbit hole about that other subject for the entire episode. Be sure to enjoy the new Baaulp's grievances theme by the wonderful Justin Wabs. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

(Please note, that the thumbnail for this podcast is only temporary) Boo hoo we are mid now, we're not as cool as we were before. But it's ok, Trog has some ideas on how we can spruce things up for this new year. The year of the pig. Also have some important info for you food poisoning fans out there. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

While many listeners are going to be giving thanks for what they have in life this week, we're going to help you complain and nag and whine. We're joined by Scorpy in this grievance packed episode. Learn about all the horrible ways we and other listeners have been slighted against this holiday season. Like come on look at that pringle, you can't be serious. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Our first ever live episode of the podcast, but not for you! You're listening to this after we streamed it. Which doesn't diminish how funny the episode is, but does mean that it might be a little harder to listen to because you can't see us. Also because we recorded this one in Trog's living room. Instead of taking questions from the email, we got questions live from the audience. The next one will be normal I promise. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Fantasy and mystery abound in this episode! Gnomes, dragons, and fast food drive through. All sorts of mystical and insane creatures that will mess us up. They will rip us to shreds! Maybe even lightning will strike and make our drink orange flavored or something. Please pray for gir who is in a hurricane. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

We unleash our full nerd and we talk about Baldur's Gate 3 for like an hour. Timestamps are as follows: 14:17 Talk about Baldur's Gate 3 1:03:51 Bomb Rush Cyberfunk 1:11:48 Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1:19:36 Pseudoregalia 1:21:08 Halls Of Torment Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Let us take you on a journey of serenity. Close your eyes and breath deep. Allow your new latent powers to develop. Enter your mind palace where many cigarettes await you in the endless expanse of the mind. But seriously, don't smoke it's not good for you. And tiktok doesn't seem much better honestly. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

This is the first time I (Baaulp), have not been present on the podcast. I have no clue what my friends talked about. Something about playing the new street fighter game and a weather machine? Who knows. All I know is they better have done grievances or else. They got Mira to fill in for Gir but not me because I'm irreplaceable. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

This month, the crew puts their bodies on the line for science and your safety. We ate these "lucky charms" and have the earth shaking report on the effects. Basically we're all mutants now. Also we discuss the origins of little green and grey aliens and the newest legend of zelda game. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

I (Baaulp) was editing this episode and realized that it was badass. So badass and tasty. We come up with all sorts of cool ideas and also are planning for a dope experiment. The results of which we will reveal in the next episode. Also this uncle fester clowns is the thumbnail for some reason. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

What, where did all my friends go... I'm all alone what am I going to do when I have no one to help me? I guess the show must go on. But it's ok because later some friends show up and we have a nice chat about attending Pax East 2023 and hangning out in Boston. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Ok so it turns out we're the bad guys alright. We are farting and screaming in the movie theater. We love to mess with our bag of candy and chew really loud. I hope we don't fall out of bed and die because of it. Also, Scorpy joins us this episode to mourn the loss of good game Rumbleverse. Video Of The Times: Walk Kills Walter Jr Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

After a year of waiting, he's finally done it. Wayne is eating an orange in the shower and tasting a frozen eggo waffle. A full year of episodes has lead to this moment right here and right now! We also talk about other stuff but whatever. The audio of the end of this episode sucks cause we have someone in the shower lol. Picture of the times: nasty mozzarella sticks Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Oh a HO HO HO! Happy Holidays from the crew here at RTVS. I hope you have Santa's money ready for him to collect when he shows up at your chimney. Make sure to count very carefully each individual bill and that they're not crinkly and old. Here to teach you proper Santa payment etiquette is Mike (aka Spaghoner) who's back for another episode. Video Of The Times: KANJIKLUB (Trio The Raid) Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

We are nearing the end of the year! And that means holidays, the most important of which is The Game Awards. We speculate what might happen at these "awards" with Mike aka Spaghoner who's filling in for Gir. But in the darkest untouched part of the earth, something dangerous is brewing. An entity that can change everything and has a radar that can detect anything. Video Of The Times: Japanese Toilet Experience Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Wayne is back from his trip! So of course we have so many questions for him. Like if he was with Robin Williams what would he do? Or if he wants Robin Williams to replace us if he could? Trog and Log also ate a whole bunch of crazy fair food, that's cool I guess. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Remember when we did this year's gameclam stream? Wanna know about what it was like behind the scenes? Well you're in luck, we had so much fun making this year's presentation that we decided to have a bonus podcast episode talking all about it. Relive the memories. Don't let time take a hold of you. Move past and into the future.

We are in the holiday mood, and don't wanna wait the extra month for halloween to get here. So this episode is extra spooky just for the occasion. Extra gross, extra slimy, and extra scary! Watch out, who knows what haunting stories we're going to share? Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

When you turn 7 years old, your parents get you a bike. At age 16 you get to drive. At 18 you can fight in war. When you get to 21 you can get booze. But when you become 45, you start to levitate. When you turn 100 then you can read from the tome. After that, no one knows what happens. This episode is all about the wonders of aging and what it means to get older. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

This episode is not for little kids. It's not for adults either. It's specifically for cool 13 to 18 year olds. We talk about all the swaggy and dope stuff that 13 to 18 year olds are into. Like uhhhhhh burger king and uhhh robot chicken and airsoft. Also Mira is here. She's not a kid but she's cool so that's ok I guess. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Sixth grade and middle school is when children are at their most dangerous. There is an inherent need for violence that manifests in their minds. This is why we must never let them read or watch Baki. As proof, we go over some of the most angry kid stories from our listeners. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs