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In this episode, several genius level ideas are presented to us to see if they can hold up to the scrutiny that comes from years of experience. Will us, the masters of industry, approve? Or will we tear these ideas apart with vicious mockery. We also recommend some albums that we like and sing a lil bit cause we're just so cool and chill like that. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Last month was the month of Valentine's day, which means that it was the sexy month. But what if you don't have anyone to be sexy with? Well then you'll just have to do all sorts of weird stuff like handstands and buying boxes of pasta. We're just as confused as you are. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

These foul merchants, their foodstuffs have been poisoned. Thankfully, I know just the website to go to and warn everyone about what I ate. I hope that in 1500, years a bunch of guys don't look at it and laugh at my misfortunes. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Is King Midas stronger than Santa Clause? Who would win in a battle between the heat miser and snow miser? We'll never know because I think we're the only people dumb enough to ask this, and on Christmas of all days too. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Apologies that this episode came out a month late, but better late then never. Try to imagine listening to this on thanksgiving day instead. Since that way it would make more sense and be more topical to listen to use speak about what we're thankful for this year. Also we come up with a theory for everything, not to brag. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Sit tight and brace yourselves, because in this episode Trog leads us into a realm of true terror. See what the people of reddit have to say of their nightmare experiences, as well as some of our own. Also we talk more about Jimmy Neutron for some goddam reason. If we talk about show for one more episode please slap us. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

You listeners have sinned, which is good! We are glad you have sinned, otherwise we wouldn't have had anything to talk about this episode. We put out a call for people to send in things they wanted to confess to us, seeing as we're such arbiters of morality. What nasty, sordid, and weird confessions do people have to share with us? All will be absolved, sorta. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Let's get psychomalogical here; when you close your eyes, what color do you think this podcast is? Now think about your favorite breakfast cereal, what color is that? No not what color it actually is, what color do you think it is. This episode is all about looking into yourself. The mind and your id or whatever. You're going to come out of this knowing so much more about yourself, like if you'd rather live with an italian man or an alien. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Oh my god guys, we just recorded the best podcast episode ever. This one is going to be genuinely so good cause of all the wonderful ideas that we have. Good video game ideas, good food safety ideas, and even good ideas on how to change the world. We will even go out and find the most amazing people in the woods. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

What would you do for your fellow countrymen? Let's say you were given funds for a grant of some sort; how would you make the world around you a better place? I think a sticky wet hand toy you can throw around would probably be a good start. Maybe make all pills taste bad and or good. Or have garlic be money, who cares! We discuss all of this and more. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

We're back home! Except for Baaulp cause he didn't have to travel anywhere. Where did we go? I don't know if we can tell you. It was a secret place, a marvelous city hidden away. A place powered by the most powerful technology and maybe also candy. No one ever got food poisoning there ever. But now that we're back home, it's a very real threat. So once again we must do our duty to inform you of the dine out dangers you may face. Also we went to PAX East, that was cool too. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

With both Trog And Gir out sick, we decided to turn on the Canada signal and Scorpy came to the rescue. With his arrival came an exchange of knowledge. We taught him about Konami's legal issues with an eccentric comic book artist. And he told us tales of awful but quirky branded chain restaurants. Get ready for a deep dive, cause we're serving up an info dump with a large side of poargu pasta. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

This episode was edited entirely in Rupert-wave. Rupert-wave is a audio editing software that my uncle made himself on his garage computer, and he gave it to me during a family barbecue last summer. It came on a series 8 cds and while I was going through the installation process, my pc coughed. In this episode we play "manga or children's book" and Wayne has us on a jury for Steam VAC bans, whatever that means. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

Welcome to WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT, a new RTVS Columbo Podcast. Featuring Trog, Holly, and Mike. Today's episode has us looking at the very first piece of televised Columbo media, the first of two pilot episodes that introduced the world to the lovable detective. Or, is he lovable? I don't know. In this one he yells at a woman until she suffers a nervous breakdown. Oh well.

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This episode gets hot and steamy! In celebration of Valentine's day, we recorded the raunchiest episode to date. An hour and forty minutes full of the sexiest, nastiest, and most heart pounding funny your ears can handle. Join us as we attempt to help the internet fix their romantic woes and get some satisfaction. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

What does 2025 hold for us on the show? Rather than just waiting to see what happens, Trog decided to pay to get our fortunes. Some of us got better predictions than others. We also discuss the ethics of not having town criers anymore. And the job creation opportunities that come with them and having people run around telling us what lords said. Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs

How often do you sneeze? Once a month? Week? Day? Hour? We were shocked to learn the answer to that question this episode. Listen and see how this could affect your quality of life. No, this is not some fetish thing ok. Also this being the december episode, we decided to get presents for each other but not really cause we're cheap I guess. But it's the thought that counts right? Send your emails to: [email protected] Music By Justin Wabs