RSK XFM

Yeah, I like the track. Especially, like, the bass on it

Something's said

In the future, they reckon you'll be able to wake up... and eat a yogurt you can have a chat with

How can you freeze time?

You don't see, a sort of, 33 year old Chinese person

Why'd you say Abba?

That's all they've gotta do is it? So thats the legal thing? So in court they go did you drop it in yeah I dropped it in

You've lost an ounce... It must be your soul shooting off to heaven!

Best of

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His little legs

Jimmy Chimpus

She 'ad a problem with her marrow

Fangs but no fangs

Brett Pilkington

Let's have a chat about her fat arse

Woman across street buys blinds

Karl spies on woman across street

Sometimes it's hard, because they don't look like real people

It's the most convoluted, ridiculous, RACIST, piece of material ever to be uttered on radio

It got hairier...

What is it? What is it? ..........Who is it, I mean-- not what is it

Nowts happened! (Karl’s breakdown)

Something they’re good at, right, is like weighing up the situation

Would you say you’re a bit of a one off?

Chimp answered

Could do with shooting off, sort of, soonish

Another monkey's got married!

Why wasn't he looking both ways?

You can have your cake and eat tit

Now who's the weak link?

David Attenborough did monkey news before all of us

I'm into biscuits

Karl on holiday again (Sturgess in for Karl)

A faulty tooth

If there's anyone from hamburgers listening

Bar titzvah

I wasn't listening to what it's all about, I was just looking at what they had

Ripped tennis ball

I don’t smoke, that does (Sturgess in for Karl, who put on wet jeans)

Two weeks of best of episodes

A baby what had a baby

Have they read Shakespeare?

The Australian picks two blokes

But not just in the office

Having a tea in the morning, finishing the day of with Brandy.

No it's not weird, it's incompetent.

A box of economy condoms. From Boots.

Oh and er... have a good Christmas