Rock n' Roll English

As always, we are tackling the SERIOUS issues here! 😀 We have the OFFICIAL list of the best months ranked in order (according to a very respectable website) and we also talk about cans of WORMS 😖, Christmas socks in March 🧦, Theresa May ruining May 😆 and lots more! So just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin'! 👊

Today we have an English teacher with more than 20 years' experience who has taught in various different countries and is internationally known for his expert knowledge in teaching with technology... and he's sharing his best tips for teaching and learning - YES PLEASE! 😀

I often speak to Boom Boom Cannon about football, so this time we decided to hit the RECORD button so that YOU can be part of our football conversation! We talk about the Champions League matches and much more! ⚠️WARNING⚠️ - Football fans only! ⚽

Concerts, the theatre, football matches are all great events... but so are conferences! 😁 And that's what we talk about today, including things such as FREE food 🥞, FARTING in lifts 😬 and even FALLING ASLEEP listening to RnR English 😴! Some SEXY 3rd conditional and lots more! So keep on listening and keeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! 👊

Some SUPER SEXY secrets in today's episode (one of which I've already stolen! 😀) and there's even an INVITATION for you at the end! 👌

BOOM! 💣 The mystery (ex)transcript writer of RnR English is FINALLY revealed! He is ALWAYS causing trouble and he's here to tell us about the trouble he's causing in Uganda, we talk about racist POTATOES 🥔, driving with GIRAFFES 🦒, strange ways to say HELLO 👋 and MUCH more! Lots of RnR vocab (even words with MORE than 2 syllables) so just keeeeep on ROCKin'! 👊

FORGET Expert Secrets for today's episode and listen to hear a WONDERFUL story that will make you APPRECIATE many things in life that you hadn't even thought about! Plus there is a SURPRISE and some FREE stuff 😀

As always, we look at the SERIOUS issues of the world 🌎 Are taxi drivers b@stards in ALL of the world?! 🤔, taking a MERCEDES to the gym 💪, HOPPING to work and MUCH more! 👊 So just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! ✌️

It's Thursday, so that only means ONE thing! Today we have a guest who was a teacher in a course that I did... so there's lots to learn!

If you worried about Brexit, don't be... as Dan the Man says everything will be FINE! 😅 He tells us why as we speak all things BREXIT but there is some SERIOUS RnR vocab in the process - just keeeeeep on ROCKin' people! 👊

Here we are again people, another EXPERT sharing more SECRETS from YEARS of experience! Today I speak to Teacher Mike who teaches English in China - listen and learn!

GIRL POWER! 👊 That's the vibe in today's episode where we talk about telling Google to SHUT UP 🤫, burning BRAS 😲, there's some present continuous PASSIVE and lots more! Just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! 💣

Another EXPERT sharing some more SECRETS with us today! I speak to Peetu Skyttä from Inglês Feito Fácil. Peetu is FLUENT is THREE languages and he also has a FREE gift just for YOU! 🙌

It seems like simple advice... and it is! Anyway, there are a LOT of things I forgot to say, so make sure you go to www.rocknrollenglish.com/family to check out Dan the Man's work! 🙌

This is a SERIOUS thing, ok? 😀 Not only do we talk about FASHION, but we also talk about Dan the Man learning how to DANCE cumbia 🕺, ELEPHANTS doing the wild thing 🐘, The Incredible HULK 💪 and MUCH more! So just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! 👊

We start this Expert Secrets Series in a BIG WAY today where I speak to Stan Miles from South Korea! He shares some MEGA studying techniques to help you learn English for FREE! Studying techniques and free stuff... it doesn't get more RnR than that!

Boom Boom Cannon is BACK! 🔥 And here's here to tell how about FEEDBACK SANDWICHES 🥪, drinking MORE than 6 beers 🍻 and there's also talk about how to satisfy ANY women😮! Lots of RnR vocab and even some RnR connected speech, it doesn't get more RnR than that! So just keeeeep on ROCKin' baby! 👊

🌟 New Project 🌟 There will be a podcast on a Thursday now (for how long, I'm not sure), but it WON'T be about poos or nonsense, it'll be a SERIOUS podcast! 😬 Find out about what exactly by listening to today's episode! 👂

🌟SPECIAL GUEST🌟 Much more special than Dan the Man (although he's here too 😬), we're joined by Luke from LEP and we talk about THREESOMES 3️⃣, POOING on walls 😲, taking BULLETS 🔫 and much much more! Some SERIOUS RnR vocab and lots of SPECIAL surprises for this SPECIAL guest! 😀 I know that's a lot, but just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin' baby! 👊

"How well do you know me" quizzes are usually done by married couples, but today Dan the Man and I take one! 💍 There's talk of NAPOLEON 💪, biggest FEARS 😱, ROMANTIC relationships with the road cleaner 🤭 and much more! There's also LOADS of RnR vocab this week, so just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! 👊

This is NOT a dream! 😀 The world's most BORING man is BACK and he is BAD! 👊 There's talk of FREELANCE HUMAN BEINGS ✅, living with MONKS 😲, STALKING on Facebook 👁️ and lots more, so let's just keeeeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! 🔥

It's a New Year, but there's lots of talk about POOS 💩, HORRIBLE dogs 🐕 and lots more completely irrelevant things so things don't change in the RnR English game!💣 Sit back, put your headphones on and just KEEP ON ROCKIN' baby! 💋

It is indeed... so there's a FREE Christmas gift for you! 🎉 Listen to people getting BUTTERED UP 🥞, Churches MUGGING people OFF ⛪, drinking Champagne for breakfast 🥂 and much more! The last episode of the year so join us one more time for a bit of ROCKin'! ✌️

Another BIG test today where we discuss the class system in Britain! 😁 There's talk of TINY heads 🙆, BASHING Bibles ✝️, 'DRIVING' horses 🐎 and lots more! Lots and lots of RnR vocab - just standard day in the RnR English office, so keep CALM and keep on ROCKin' baby! 💣💣💣

Are you a LIKEABLE person? 🤔 Is that even a word? We look at all of that in today's show! Plus, there is talk of 90 year-olds with Netflix 📺, clarification of the word BITCH 😇, stealing seats in Slovenia 💺 and lots more! Just a normal day in the RnR world so just keeeeeeep on ROCKin'! 👊

Boom Boom is back after being banished for his school boy error and he's back to (kind of) say sorry 😀 We speak about Walt Disney imagining his friends having sex 😲, Keith Richards ✌️, the benefits of Coca-Cola 😀 and lots more! So just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin'! 👊

Black Friday can now consider itself 'mainstream' now that there is a show about it on RnR English! 😁 We speak about seeing DREAMS more clearly 💤, VOMIT 🤢, buying clothes before 2001 👚 - microphones are very much switched ON 🎙️, so take a seat, put some headphones on and just keeeeeep on ROCKin'! 👊

I can't remember if I did a podcast about this last year (and I'm too lazy to look)... but this year I speak to a WOMAN about it! ☮️ There's talk of getting LONGER 😲, PERVERTS 😲, SCHOOL BOY errors 🎒... PLUS there is a very emotional song and lots more, so just keeeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! 🔥

Birthdays are great, but are they ALWAYS great? 🤔 Here we look at the NOT so good stuff like the DOUBLE DIP 🤢, BOUNCY castles 😀, NO-ONE coming to your party 😢 and lots more! There's some GOOD news but also some BAD news, but whatever happens you know that we'll keep on ROCKin'! ✌️

Should fireworks be illegal? 🚫 An interesting debate that we look at with help from debate.org 🤓 There's also talk of MACHINE GUNS 🔫, dubious Google searches 😬, blowing up Buckingham Palace 🔥 and lots more - BOOM shake the ROOM! 💣💣💣

A Halloween podcast was done last year, so it's the difficult Part II 😬 There's talk of boys wearing LIPSTICK 💋, first time we saw GENITALS 😲, doing ANYTHING for a £ 💸 and LOTS and LOTS of RnR vocab - so just keeeeeep on ROCKin'! ✌️

As always, the most important problems of the world are discussed on this show... politics, culture, science, so that's why we speak about today 😀. Not much else to add to that except.... keeeeeeeep on ROCKin'! 👊

It's not a real episiode, but it's only 3 minutes long... so give it a listen anyway! 😁

Definitely NOT selling anything in this episode, so don't worry! 😅 There's talk of GANGSTA cars 😎, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 🐢, HAND-ME-DOWNS 👚, so much RnR vocab it's scary (and tiring!) - so just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin'! 👊

The Family is open people, some come and join! Remember to go to www.rocknrollenglish.com/family and follow the instructions there!

Back to life, back to reality! 😬 It's that time of year, so we reflect on what it was like going back to school and speak about people with TWO PENISES 😲, football with SCHOOL SHOES 👞, talking STRAIGHT 🗣️ and lots more! So put on your uniform and keeeeep on ROCKin' baby! ✌️

Who says Health and Safety isn't RnR⁉️ We show that it very much IS in today's show as we speak about TOUCHING legs 🤭, PRE-PREPARED jokes 😬, hair on FIRE 🔥 and lots more - just keeeeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! ✌️

Did you know that playing on the PlayStation has many benefits?! 🤔 Well... we're here to tell you it does! 😃 Plus there's talk of SONIC the Hedgehog 🦔, NAN'S on the xBox 👵, The KING of the Jungle 🦁 and lots more so just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' people! ✌️

Mojo = Magic, but it's not easy keeping your magic, is it? 😬 So in this pod, we look at ways to do EXACTLY that, baby! There's talk of WHATSAPP vagina pictures 🤢, lots of MOANING 😀, 9 year olds with BEARDS in church 🧔 and lots more useless rubbish! So just keeeeeep on ROCKin' baby - BOOM! 💣💣💣

The IELTS course is starting next week, but there are a few places left, so get in contact quickly if you'd like to take part! If not... just ignore this message and keep on rockin'!

I have a massive REGRET from last week's show 😬 So that gave me just the motivation I needed for today! 😃 There's talk of poorly timed FARTS 😷, getting BANGED UP 💥, SEX positions 😲 and LOTS more! RnR vocab, RnR grammar, it's just another day at the office here, so just keeeeeep on ROCKin'! 👊

.... if you are, then there's some exciting news in this podcast! 😀 If you're not.... then it's probably best not ot listen to this podcast! 😬 Remember to go to www.rocknrollenglish.com/lessons to check out all the details! 👊

Continuing the 'HOW TO' serious, today we find out some things that lovely English gentlemen do when they go out for a few drinks at the weekend 😬 There's talk of a familiar face getting ARRESTED 👮, stealing KETCHUP 🚫 and £5 specials! Some serious RnR vocab in this one, so put on your seat belts and keeeeeeep on ROCKin'! 👊

We've seen how to be a real man, now it's the ladies turn! 👒 Clarification Charlie is representing for the girls ✊ and we speak about biological CLOCKS ⏰, touching WOOD 🏯 and how to keep it CLASSY 😎! Some lovely RnR vocab, so sit back, enjoy the show and just keeeeeep on ROCKin'! 💣💣💣

A recording of me talking about Stonehenge in 2016, how RnR is that?! Hmmmm.... let's have a listen and see....

Some useful information in this episode for people like me (as I am definitely NOT a real man!) 😬 There's talk of use should use the DRILL 👨, lots of TOOLS 🔨 and even ELEPHANTS 🐘! Some SEXY RnR vocab and even a phrasal verb used in 2 different ways - WOW! Just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' people! ✌️

We know what weddings are, but what about the different jobs at British weddings?! 🤔 In today's show, we talk about the role of Best Man 🎩! There's a NEW guest on, so get ready people! There's talk of rubbish HAIRCUTS 👨‍🦱, LIQUID lunches 💧 and MILLIONS of RnR vocab (well... not quite, but nearly!). Just keep CALM people and keep on ROCKin'! 💣💣💣

Sex Education is a subject in schools in the UK 😲 And that's exactly what we speak about! LOSING vaginas 😕, going to TOWN on things 👊, and masturbation MYTHS 🙋 are all spoken about PLUS there's the usual RnR vocab and grammar! It's back to normal here people, so let's just keep on ROCKin'! 💣💣💣

The party is not over people, here is Part 2... make sure you listen to the very end for a special surprise! 😁

Like any party, this episode is total choas! 😬 As like any GOOD party, it doesn't stop yet and you will be seeing a part 2 very quickly! 🥂