Rock n' Roll English

Have you ever wondered what a 5 year old sounds like in English? Well now you know! In this episode I speak to my 5 year old niece about ROCKETS, "bot-bots", number THREES and lots more random stuff! Don't worry though, she is TOTALLY RnR baby!

It's nearly Christmas, so we speak about.... CHRISTMAS! Listen to Dan the Man's exciting family xmas traditions, a Joseph, Mary and God love triangle, people being knocked up and lots of other nonsense! Lots of RnR vocabulary as well, so just keep CALM people and keep on ROCKIN'!

Another Royal Wedding! But don't worry, we don't just talk about that, we also discuss people getting KICKED in TEETH, Dan the Man's wedding, people that are down to EARTH and lots more! RnR vocab, RnR grammar and just RnR English - keep on ROCKIN' baby!

I don't think any city was built in a day but we decided to make a podcast about this one! Other than the Eternal City, we speak about SEX World Records, The Pope being a LAD, CATS called Dan the Man and so much RnR vocab that it's almost ILLEGAL! Don't tell the police though, just keep on ROCKIN'!

- WARNING - If you listen to this podcast it will be a RISK! Well... that's not really true but that's what we talk about! Dan the Man manages to constantly embarrass me, we talk about KIDNAPPING children (and The Queen), sexy STUDS and lots more! So just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin'!

Yesterday was World Men's Day so we thought we would celebrate. We discuss the temperature of Dan the Man's testicles, EGGING people on, FISTS and much more! Loads of RnR vocbaulary and grammar and loads of ROCKin'!

Today is a SPECIAL day. And not just because you can listen to Dan the Man do the intro and outro (speaking like a ROBOT) but for LOTS of other reasons too! There is talk of DOOR holding, BLOOD boiling, duck's ARSES and much much more! Just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby!

'Remember remember the 5th November' we say in English... but why?! Listen to today's show and find out! PLUS... we talk about BABY NAMES for Dan the Man, watching PORNOS with your Nan, confusion about QUEEN names aaaaand there is a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Not to mention the RnR Vocabulary and Grammar.... you could describe this episode as ON FIRE baby!

Do you want to hear a terrible explanation of the history of HALLOWEEN? Well you've come to the right place! In addition, there is talk about STABBING, Michael Jackson, animals on heads and so much RnR vocabulary it's scary! Just try to keep calm and just try to keep on ROCKIN' baby

Nothing else to talk about? Well let's talk about autumn then! Talk of SPERM competitions, GETTING IT ON, TAPPING tables and lots more! Obviously LOADS of RnR vocabulary. Obviously LOADS of RnR grammar. Obviously LOADS of ROCKin'!

Do you want to make a CHANGE in life If so, then you're in the RIGHT place! Listen to us talk about changing the WORLD, BAD SEX, BARNETS and lots more! PLUS... there is some sexy RnR vocab and grammar, sooooooo just keep on ROCKin' baby!

Do you have a memory like a goldfish or an elephant? Find out the answer and what they mean in today's show! Join us as we speak about GANDHI, FLUSHING things DOWN toilets, SEX and lots more! RnR vocab, RnR grammar, Dan the Man... what more could you want from a podcast?! Just keeeeeeep on ROCKin' baby!

Lots and LOTS of RnR vocabulary, so just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin'!

Come on a weekend away with Dan the Man and me! I can't promise that it'll be fun, but I CAN promise that there will be lots of RnR vocabulary! Listen to how Dan made me SICK, constant arguing and even an exclusive interview with Mrs. Dan the Man!

"I'm sorry, I can't... I'm so busy!" Does this sound familiar? Find out WHY people (like Dan the Man) say this when they are NOT busy... PLUS there is talk of PENNIES DROPPING, ageing PEARS, SCHOOL days and lots more - some SERIOUS SEXY idioms and RnR vocab! ROCK. ON. BABY.

It's a SPECIAL episode for a SPECIAL day today! Dan the Man gets a surprise from a couple of members of his family, plus there is talk of VOMITING out of car windows, letting CATS out of BAGS, TERRIBLE presents and even some TERRIBLE audio! Listen, have fun and just keep on ROCKIN' baby!

'La Dolce Vita' ('The Sweet Life') in Italy is GREAT, but what would be STRANGE for English people living in Italy? Find out in today's show where I am joined by John Peter Sloan to discuss exactly that! We discuss KETCHUP and PASTA, BREAKING BALLS, CRAZY driving and much more! So just keep CALM and keep on ROCKIN'!

In today's episode we speak about... NOTHING! Just a quick CATCH UP between 2 friends, what does that mean? Find out in the show! PLUS... there is talk of CAMPING, BUMPING INTO sisters, PUNCHES and lots and LOTS of RnR vocbaulary - just keeeeeeep on ROCKIN' baby!

Happy Birthday Usian Bolt! We use this as an excuse to talk about RUNNING! PLUS talk of KILLING Robbie Williams, Kung Fu Fighting, the video that EVERYONE is talking about in the UK, some SERIOUS RnR Grammar and some SERIOUS RnR Vocab - keep on ROCKIN' baby!

Did you know that you can't die in Parliament? Find out other crazy facts about London in today's show... PLUS talk of Dan's BARNET, SECRET languages in London, PROSTITUTES at Buckingham Palace and lots and LOTS of RnR vocabulary - just keep CALM and keep on ROCKIN' baby!

Hmmmm... it's a good question. Find out the answer in today's show and also HOW to give a great s SPEECH! PLUS... talk of people ON FIRE, HOLY water, SEX during podcasts and Dan the Man has some news! Some sexy idioms and some SERIOUS RnR vocabulary......ooOOOHHH YYEEEEAAAA!

The RnR English Leadership Referendum results are here! We will see who is the WINNER and HOW to be a winner! Talk about Dan BRIBING people, music at FUNERALS, car CRASHES and lots and lots of RnR vocabulary! Just keep calm and keep on ROCKIN' baby!

*SPECIAL EPISODE ALERT* Today is episode number 50 so we thought we would CELEBRATE. There is also talk about leaders, FALLING off chairs, Jesus, COMPILING lists and lots of other not so interesting things! Not so much RnR grammar today, but LOTS & LOTS of RnR vocab! We haven't stopped yet.. so just KEEP ON ROCKIN'!

In today's podcast we look at the BENEFITS of laughing, what makes Dan the Man laugh, trains to COCKfosters, laughing during SEX... PLUS some nice RnR vocab and some sexy 2nd conditional.... BOOM shake the ROOM!

We are BACK! And.... we are here to say SORRY! But that's not it, we also talk about POOS, HORRIBLE London Bus drivers, SEX and many more irrelevant things! Lots and LOTS of RnR vocab and grammar, so just keep CALM and keep on ROCKIN'!

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry.... and Sorry again!

Find out HOW to get BETTER sleep in today's show PLUS... there is talk of SEX, Dan the Man SNORING, how NOT to phone in SICK at work and lots and LOTS of RnR vocabulary and grammar - ROCK ON baby!

Are you an EARLY BIRD or a NIGHT OWL?! Listen to this episode to find out what that means and also HOW to wake up early! PLUS... talk of MESSAGES from GOD, SNOOZES, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN 🇺🇸 and lots and LOTS of RnR vocab and grammar - keeeeeep on ROCKin' baby!

We celebrate International Kissing Day is STYLE by speaking about kissing STRAY DOGS, kissing PAPER, the 3 SECOND RULE, Romeo and Juliet and lots and LOTS of RnR vocab and grammar - keeeeeep on ROCKin' baby!

We know we need to make the world a better place, but HOW?! Find out in today's podcast... PLUS there is a VIOLIN for Dan the Man, ART shows , THANK YOU letters and MUCH more! Lots of RnR vocabulary and grammar so just keep CALM and keep ROCKin'!

Dan the Man is slowly KILLING me with his boring voice, so here are 10 ways to make him feel more ALIVE! Stories (and music) that invole WILD things, DANCING in bedrooms and BREAKING the law, find out what the word CHAV means and much MORE - keeeeep on ROCKin' baby!

The Beatles + RnR English = MEGA EPISODE! Listen to Dan the Man and I talk about WHY The Beatles were (are) so popular and some RANDON facts - PLUS there is talk about Jesus, Michael Jackson eating BURGERS, WETTING the bed, some sexy 3rd conditional and lots and LOTS of RnR vocabulary - ROCK ON!

It's SUMMER and Dan the Man is even getting a TAN (even if his skin is like mozzerella!). Find out other CRAZY facts about summer in today's show with talk about WATERMELONS, YOBS that drink BEERS, how to KILL a mosquitoe and lots and LOTS of RnR vocabulary! Just keeeeeep on ROCKIN' baby - ooooHHH YEEEEAAA!

Do you want to be famous?! We look at some PROS and CONS of being famous... PLUS talk about LL Cool J's DEGREE, Dan the Man refusing to buy an old lady CHEESE, Mamas that PUNCH and LOTS of RnR vocab - just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin' baby!

**Special [AMAZING] Guest** in today's show where I speak to Luke from the wonderful Luke's English Podcast about HOW to deal with AWKWARD situations. We speak about jumping in LAKES, The Beatles 🎸, 'la bise' and LOTS more - ooh LA LA! P.S. And don't worry, there is LOTS of RnR vocabulary!

Did you know The Queen has TWO birthdays?! Did you also know that many people in England DON'T WANT The Queen?!! Find out WHY this is in today's show... PLUS lots of SECOND CONDITIONALS, David Beckham, The Sex Pistols and lots and LOTS of RnR vocabulary. Just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin' baby

Today is ELECTION DAY in the U.K., but who will win?! Obviously we DON'T know the answer to that, BUT we DO talk about strange Election Day facts, The Spice Girls, The Queen, smoking DRUGS and lots and LOTS of sexy RnR vocabulary... ROCK ON baby!

This is a very BAD podcast BUT there is some FANTASTIC RnR vocabulary! I take you on holiday with me to Sardinia, but there is some bad quality audio and boring guests, but make sure you DO listen to the outro as there is some SERIOUSLY SEXY RnR vocabulary! Keep on ROCKin' and see you on Thursday!

Dan the Man is back and he is BAD! Today is International Say Something Nice Day, so we look at WHY that is so difficult! PLUS - stories about Dan in a car CRASH, LOSING money, a sexy idiom that involves holding HORSES, lots of RnR vocab and grammar and some SERIOUSLY good music - just keep on ROCKin' baby!

**Serious Episode** Listen to me talk to Olly Richards from I Will Teach You A Language about HOW you can move from B2 to C1 in English. Olly shares some study TECHNIQUES, some useful APPS, websites where you can get SPEAKING practice and lots more! PLUS.... as always there is some RnR vocabulary and grammar - just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin'!

Did you know you can marry a dead person in France? Find out other crazy facts and also why Dan the Man HATES librarians, why SNAILS need train tickets, an idiom that involves an Uncle called Bob and lots and LOTS of RnR vocab and grammar - ROCK ON baby!

Dan lost the bet, so what else were we going to talk about?! BUT.... we move from toilets and potatoes and talk about the invention of SANDWICHES, kicking TEETH, winning the LOTTERY, RnR vocab and grammar and lots LOTS more - ROCK ON baby!

Cycling to work = better SEX life! Find out other facts that will BLOW YOUR MIND in today's FREE show (as always).... PLUS there is talk of Rocky Balboa, killing old men and Dan the Man says he will take a PICTURE with a POTATO in his mouth if we get 30 (Facebook) shares so SHARE SHARE SHARE! And, of course, there is lots and LOTS of RnR vocabulary and grammar.... keeeeeep on ROCKin' baby! P.S. Listen for the mistake I make with the music at the end!

*Important Information* about HOW to maintain a healthy relationship, PLUS talk about SEX, DAVID BECKHAM, PENS going in ars*s and lots and LOTS of RnR vocabulary and grammar - ROCK ON baby!

Did you know that if you dream about shoes it means you're DOWN TO EARTH? What does that mean?! Find out in today's show... PLUS stories about Dan the Man STEALING shoes, high-HEELS, Marilyn Monroe and lots and LOTS of RnR vocab and grammar - oooooh SEXY!

It's International Wear No Socks Day today! To celebrate, listen to me talk about socks. Yes, that's right... BUT there are some interesting facts about feet, wearing a tiger on your feet and lots of RnR vocabulary such as TOLD OFF, THROUGH THE ROOF and lots more - keeeeep on ROCKin'!

Find out HOW drinking can be good for you in today's show... PLUS stories about JUMPING out of windows, wearing beer GOGGLES, sleeping OUTSIDE and lots of RnR vocabulary and grammar - BOOM shake the ROOM!

In this episode, you will probably learn NOTHING about International Workers' Day, but you WILL hear some great work related stories that involve sh!tting in the street, SLEEPING in the toilet, getting SOAKED on a paper-round, lots of RnR vocab plus Dan the Man has some important news - sounds GOOOOOOD!

Some useful information (especially for Dan the Man) about how to be MORE positive in life. Talk (and music) of DJs saving lives, friendly neighbours and RnR vocab such as DON'T MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL... PLUS some THIRD conditional and future perfect RnR grammar - ooooh SEXY!

Did you know St. George is the patron saint of England? Did you also know that NO-ONE in England celebrates this day and some people think that it is racist to celebrate it? Why⁉️ LISTEN to today's episode and find out! PLUS talk of drunk hooligans, DAVID BECKHAM, SLAYING dragons and lots and lots of RnR vocab and grammar!