All Episodes — Real Lich Hours

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 115: Ravel

May 10, 20265 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 114: Anarchy

May 3, 20265 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 113: The Great Foundry

Apr 26, 20265 min

S3 Ep 111[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 111: The Civic Festhall

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<html>Our search for Ravel Puzzlewell takes us to the Civic Festhall, the home of the Society of Sensation. Here we listen patiently to lectures, taunt some statues, and go into the stone zone.Other Topics:<ul><li>Up on a Soapbox: Alignment</li><li>Character Close-Up: Anna</li></ul></html>

Apr 12, 20265 min

S3 Ep 109[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 109: The Clerk's Ward

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<html>The Planescape Torment podcast from <a href="http://duckfeed.tv/" target="_blank">Duckfeed.tv</a> with art by Drew Weing and music by Gwen StaticIn this episode we find some needful things and get mazed.Other Segments: <ul><li>Factol's Manifesto: Athar</li><li>We say basically all we’re going to say about the Undersigil and never speak of it again</li></ul></html>

Mar 29, 20265 min

S3 Ep 100[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 100: 100th Episode Spectacular

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<html>The Planescape Torment podcast from <a href="http://duckfeed.tv/" target="_blank">Duckfeed.tv</a> with art by Drew Weing and music by Gwen StaticIn this episode we celebrate 100 episodes of Real Lich Hours by reading and reacting to some tabletop tales.</html>

Jan 18, 20265 min

S3 Ep 96[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 96: The Smoldering Corpse Bar

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<html>The Planescape Torment podcast from <a href="http://duckfeed.tv/" target="_blank">Duckfeed.tv</a> with art by Drew Weing and music by Gwen StaticIn this episode we watch someone burn alive.Other Segments:<ul><li>Cutter’s Dark for Berks: Abishai</li><li>Manual of the Planes: Primes</li></ul></html>

Dec 21, 20255 min

S3 Ep 93Real Lich Hours 93: Intro to Planescape

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<html>We would like to introduce you to our good friend, Planescape: Torment. You'll like them, they have so many stories to share. </html>

Nov 30, 202555 min

S2 Ep 91[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 91: The Dungeon Rush

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<html>The Bloodlines podcast from <a href="http://duckfeed.tv/" target="_blank">Duckfeed.tv</a> with art by Randy Walker and music by Gwen StaticIn this episode we hit the end game now, baby! Other Segments:<ul><li>Chronicles of Darkness: Werewolves and Blood Hunts</li><li>Clan Chapbook: Ventrue</li><li>Alternate Realities: Vampire the Masquerade Redemption</li></ul></html>

Oct 19, 20255 min

S2 Ep 90[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 90: Clan Quest Cleanup

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<html>The Bloodlines podcast from <a href="http://duckfeed.tv/" target="_blank">Duckfeed.tv</a> with art by Randy Walker and music by Gwen StaticIn this episode we finish up with Clan Quests. Plus, your responses in the Council.</html>

Oct 12, 20255 min

S2 Ep 89[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 89: The Sabbat

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<html>The Bloodlines podcast from <a href="http://duckfeed.tv/" target="_blank">Duckfeed.tv</a> with art by Randy Walker and music by Gwen StaticIn this episode we, choose our psychopath.Other Segments: <ul><li>Chronicles of Darkness: The Sabbat</li><li>Clan Chapbook: Settites</li><li>LA By Night: Tune into The Deb of Night for the last time</li></ul></html>

Oct 6, 20255 min

S2 Ep 87[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 87: Is Bloodlines Fun?

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<html>Today we asked if Bloodlines is fun. The answer:No. :)</html>

Sep 21, 20255 min

S2 Ep 86[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 86: Getting the Sarcophagus

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<html>This week we do two major dungeons, each with differing levels of quality. First, we seek out the Ankaran Sarcophagus at the Giovanni Mansion, which is empty as a tomb. But we can't open it! So we find an archaeologist captured by the Society of Leopold.Other Segments:<ul><li>Clan Chapbook: Giovanni</li><li>Chronicles of Darkness: The Society of Leopold</li><li>What do we know about the Ankaran Sarcophagus so far?</li></ul></html>

Sep 14, 20255 min

S85 Ep 2[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 85: The Fu Syndicate

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<html>This week we wrap up Chinatown with a little science experiment... performed on us. Our quest for the Ankaran Sarcophagus has led us into the underworld of the Kuei-jin, who want to subject us to something called the Belmont Protocol. Additionally, we do some standout side quests, with one massive addition from the Clan Quest Mod.Other Segments:<ul><li>Clan Chapbook: The Kuei-jin</li><li>Chronicles of Darkness: Fera (animal shapeshifters)</li><li>Up on a Soapbox: The Troika Curse</li></ul></html>

Sep 7, 20255 min

S2 Ep 77[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 77: Grout and the Museum

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<html>In this episode, we find that the grout is already cleaned out, and have a night at the museum.Other Segments:<ul><li>Chronicles of Darkness: Hunt down the skinny on Vampire Hunters</li><li>Handbook for the Recently Deceased: Celerity</li><li>Protean Protips: Gary has a microtip to share</li></ul></html>

Jul 13, 20255 min

S2 Ep 71[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 71: The Voerman Dilemna

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<html>In this episode we dance ourselves clean and visit a haunted house. Other Segments: Chronicles of Darkness: Ghosts and Geists Handbook of tIn this episode we dance ourselves clean and visit a haunted house.Other Segments:<ul><li>Chronicles of Darkness: Ghosts and Geists</li><li>Handbook of the Recently Deceased: Stealth</li><li>Guess Who: Jeannette and Therese</li><li>LA By Night: The Deb of Night Radio Show</li></ul></html>

Jun 1, 20255 min

S2 Ep 68Real Lich Hours 68: A Bloodlines Primer

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<html>Dare you accept the dark gift? What will you do to hold onto your humanity? What secrets await you in Real Lich Hours Season 2? Come find out, if you dare.</html>

May 11, 202555 min

S1 Ep 67[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 67: Baldur's Gate III Listener Responses

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<html>In this episode, we say goodbye to Baldur's Gate III.</html>

Apr 6, 20255 min

S1 Ep 66[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 66: Baldur's Gate III Endings

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<html>In this episode, we talk about the epilogue and various endings of BG3. Other Segments: Character Roundup: Gale Legends and Lore: Cut ConteIn this episode, we talk about the epilogue and various endings of BG3.Other Segments: <ul><li>Character Roundup: Gale</li><li>Legends and Lore: Cut Content</li><li>And finally, announce what we’re doing for season 2 of Real Lich Hours!</li></ul></html>

Mar 30, 20255 min

S1 Ep 65[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 65: Assaulting the Netherbrain

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<html>In this episde, we take the crown. Other Segments: Character Rounterup: Chat about Laezel Go fast: The bonkers speedrunning tech in BG3 GroIn this episde, we take the crown.Other Segments: <ul><li>Character Rounterup: Chat about Laezel</li><li>Go fast: The bonkers speedrunning tech in BG3</li><li>Groove out to the BG3 OST</li></ul></html>

Mar 23, 20255 min

Ep 64[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 64: Freeing Orpheus

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<html>In this episode we free Orpheus, either from the Emperor's grasp, or from this mortal coil.Other Segments:<ul><li>Preparing for the point of no return.</li><li>Character profile on the best girl, Karlach.</li><li>Explanation of the Silver Swords of Gith.</li><li>Fiend Folio about the Cranium Rats</li></ul></html>

Mar 16, 20255 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 63: House of Hope

<html>In this episode we go to hell.Other Segments:<ul><li>Fiend Folio: Devils and Demons</li><li>Up on a Soapbox: Camp! The theatrical kind.</li><li>Guide to Planes: Avernus</li></ul></html>

Mar 9, 20255 min

S1 Ep 62[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 62: The Wyrmway

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<html>In this episode it’s our way or the WyrmWay. Other Segments: Legends and Lore: Baldur Complete Player's Handbook: Wyll Fiend Folio: DragonsIn this episode it’s our way or the WyrmWay.Other Segments: <ul><li>Legends and Lore: Baldur</li><li>Complete Player's Handbook: Wyll</li><li>Fiend Folio: Dragons</li></ul></html>

Mar 2, 20255 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 61: The Foundry and Gortash

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<html>In this episode we stage a labor strike at the steel foundry and take down Gortash.Other Segments:<ul><li>Sage Advice: Talk about explosives</li><li>Legends and Lore: Gortash</li><li>Deities and Demigods: Bane</li></ul></html>

Feb 16, 20255 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 60: The Iron Throne

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<html>In this episode we stage a daring rescue attempt.Other Segments:<ul><li>Legends and Lore: this Iron Throne</li><li>Deities and Demigods: Gond</li><li>Complete Artificier's Handbook: Technology</li></ul></html>

Feb 9, 20255 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 59: The Docks

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<html>In this episode we pay tribute to the bitch queen of the sea. Their words, not ours.Other Segments:<ul><li>Deities and Demigods: The aforementioned queen</li><li>Alternate Realities: Siding with Gortash</li><li>Up on a Soapbox: Revisiting Baldur's Gate 1</li><li>Fiend Folio: Vampires AND Werewolves</li></ul></html>

Feb 2, 20255 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 58: Killing Cazador

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<html>In this episode we get invited into Cazador’s Lair.Other Segments: <ul><li>Legends and Lore: Cazador</li><li>Character Round Up: Astarion</li></ul></html>

Jan 26, 20255 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 57: Ethel and Oskar

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<html>In this episode we join a hag victim support group and do the worst quest in the gameOther Segments:<ul><li>Legends and Lore: The BG3 prequel you forgot about</li><li>Up on a Soapbox: Baldur's Bummers</li><li>Fiend Folio: Poltergeists</li></ul></html>

Jan 19, 20255 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 56: Sewer Grease and Mystic Carrion

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<html>In this episode we get greasy and do mummy stuff.Other Segments:<ul><li>Legends and Lore: Characters from Baldur's Gate 1 and 2</li><li>The Complete Wizard's Handbook: Achieving Immortality</li><li>Fiend Folio: Mummy Lords</li></ul></html>

Jan 12, 20255 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 55: The Temple of Bhaal

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<html>In this episode we turn Orin’s Orinsides Inside Orout.Other Segments:<ul><li>Complete Priest’s Handbook: Divine Intervention</li><li>Legends and Lore: Orin</li><li>Find Familiar: Baal Butlers</li></ul></html>

Jan 5, 20255 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 54: The Stone Lord

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<html>In this episode we… "do some butt-kicking for righteous justice". Wait, is that right?Other Segments:<ul><li>Deities and Demigods: Waukeen</li><li>Legends and Lore: Minsc</li><li>Fiend Folio: Giant Space Hamster</li></ul></html>

Dec 29, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 53: The House of Grief

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<html>In this episode we lose it all to the Lady of Loss at The House of Grief.Other Segments: <ul><li>Character Roundup: Shadowheart</li><li>Legends and Lore: Viconia</li><li>Sage Advice: Mirror of Loss</li></ul></html>

Dec 22, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours Special: Baldur's Gate 3 Youtubers

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<html>In this episode we recommend some BG3 Youtubers in The Role of Computers.</html>

Dec 15, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 52: Lower City Miscellanea

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<html>In this episode we take a walk in the park and see some fireworks.Other Segments:<ul><li>Alternate Realities: Early Access</li><li>Legends and Lore: Society of Brilliance</li><li>Fiend Folio: Sahugagin</li><li>Find Familiar: Sparky</li></ul></html>

Dec 6, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 51: The Murder Tribunal

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<html>In this episode we meet the Murder Tribunal.Other Segments:<ul><li>Legends and Lore: Serevok</li><li>Dieties and Demigods: Bhaal</li><li>Fiend Folio: Hollyphants</li></ul></html>

Dec 1, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 50: Sorcerous Sundries

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<html>In this episode, we sunder Sorcerous Sundries.Other Segments:<ul><li>Legends and Lore: Silverhand</li><li>Up on a Soapbox: BG3 fan theories</li><li>Complete Wizards' Handbook: Legendary spells</li><li>Find Familiar: Three more kitties!</li></ul></html>

Nov 24, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 49: The Graveyard

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<html>In this episode, we crash several funerals.Other Segments:<ul><li>Complete Priest's Handbook: The Afterlife</li><li>Combat and Tactics: Summonables</li><li>Sage Advice: Attitude</li><li>Fiend Folio: Kobolds</li></ul></html>

Nov 17, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 48: The Elfsong Tavern and Baldur’s Mouth

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<html>In this episode we fight a propaganda war and go to church.Other Segments:<ul><li>Legends and Lore: Elf Song Tavern</li><li>Arms and Equipment: Catching up on all the cool gear we foud.</li><li>Find Familiar: Kitties!</li></ul></html>

Nov 10, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 47: Wyrm's Rock

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<html>In this episode we coronate Enver Gortash and go to prison. Yaay!Other Segments:<ul><li>Alternate Realities: What if we fought Gortash now?</li><li>Legends and Lore: Flaming Fist</li><li>Fiend Folio: Steel Watch</li></ul></html>

Nov 3, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 46: Wyrm's Crossing

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<html>In this episode we trade flesh in Baldur's Gate.Other Segments: <ul><li>Deities and Demigods: Sharess</li><li>Legends and Lore: The Naabor family tree</li><li>Fiend Folio: Nymphs</li></ul></html>

Oct 27, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 45: Rivington (Part 3)

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<html>In this episode we go to church and interrupt some smuggling.Other Segments:<ul><li>Deities and Demigods: Illmater</li><li>Combat and Tactics: Elemental Series (Myrmidon)</li><li>Sage Advice: Damage resistances</li></ul></html>

Oct 20, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 44: Rivington (Part 2)

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<html>Today on Real Lich Hours, we join the circus! Other Segments:<ul><li>Legends and Lore: Chult</li><li>Fiend Folio: Three for one special! Blink Dogs, Crawling Craws, Djinni</li><li>Find Familiar: Crimson and Shadow Whiskers</li></ul></html>

Oct 13, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 43: Rivington (Part 1)

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<html>In this episode, it's time to check what's going on in the suburbs of Rivington.Other Segments:<ul><li>Combat and Tactics: Elementals! Part Two!</li><li>Deities and Demigods: Cyric</li><li>Fiend Folio: Dopplegangers</li></ul></html>

Oct 6, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 42: Approaching Baldur's Gate

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<html>In this episode, we get so, so close to Baldur’s Gate, but instead we go to prison.Other Segments: <ul><li>Legends and Lore: Orpheus</li><li>The Complete Player’s Handbook: Tadpole powers</li><li>Combat and Tactics: Elementals, part 1</li></ul></html>

Sep 29, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 41: The Mind Flayer Colony (Part 2)

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<html>In this episode, we gather our party to kill a god.Other Segments:<ul><li>Alternate Realities: The Gale Bomb</li><li>Up on a Soapbox: So how was Act 2?</li><li>The Forum: We hear from you!</li></ul></html>

Sep 22, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 40: The Mind Flayer Colony (Part 1)

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<html>Do you guys think Mind Flayers are slimy? Let's find out as we muck about in the Mind Flayer Colony.Other Segments: <ul><li>Sage Advice: Shop restocks</li><li>Legends and Lore: The Netherese</li><li>Fiend Folio: Devourers</li></ul></html>

Sep 15, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 39: Assaulting Moonrise Towers

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<html>Whether you’re a goodie-goodie or a ne’er-do-well, Act 2 of Baldur’s Gate III will culminate with some massive battles at Moonrise Towers. This week we talk about dealing with Ketheric’s forces on the ground floors before ascending to the roof to fight the man himself… with or without the help of Dame Aylin.Other Segments:<ul><li>Sage Advice: Camp Clerics and Camp Wizards. Win the tedious way!</li><li>Combat and Tactics: Doors and Toughness</li><li>Fiend Folio: Sirens. Better late than never!</li></ul></html>

Sep 8, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 38: Gauntlet of Shar (Part 3)

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<html>Would you believe us if we told you that the Shadowfell is a place that sucks? Having just completed all of Shar’s exams, we plunge into her realm to confront Balthazar and figure out what to do with the Nightsong, aka Dame Aylin the Aasimar.Other Segments:<ul><li>Complete Priest’s Handbook: Rate our favorite Cleric spells.</li><li>Legends and Lore: Explain the Shadowfell</li><li>Alternate Realities: What happens if you side with Balthazar?</li></ul></html>

Sep 1, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 37: Gauntlet of Shar (Part 2)

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<html>Please sing to the tune of "Scar Tissue" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.blows harmonicaThe Gauntlet of Shar we're in act two yeahThe Gauntlet of Shar we're in act twooooOOOOOOOOIt's time to deal with a devil and put Shadowheart’s Faith to the Test.Other Segments: <ul><li>Sage Advice: Round up the best spells for area denial and zone control</li><li>Fiend Folio: Cloak</li><li>Legends and Lore: Balthazar</li></ul></html>

Aug 25, 20245 min

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 36: The Gauntlet of Shar (Part 1)

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<html>Once the Stones of Shar are placed into the Gauntlet of Shar, Thanos will be unstoppable.Oh my god, we're about to meet a necromancer!Other Segments: <ul><li>Sage Advice: Talk about the best counters for Invisibility</li><li>Up on a Soapbox: What the hell is a "prestige dungeon"?</li><li>Legends and Lore: Recount the Ketheric Thorm tragedy</li></ul></html>

Aug 18, 20245 min