Rachel Lawson's The Magicians Podcast

The grand child of the king of the grim reapers and her friend tries to find a killer ghost in her school in this gothic comedy where no one is who they seem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"I feel weird going to a cemetery," said said a nervous teenage girl to her father."Why is me?" asked her father the Necromancer who was in the form of a grim reaper."Nuh," said the Necromantrix, "All the dead people here is freaking me out.""They are just shells their souls are gone they can't hurt you," said her father, "you are my heir you need to get used to this.""Yeah," said she said, "Death still freaks me out.""It's natural, between you me and that grave stone it really freaks me out too," said her father...That's Just The StartYou won't believe how it ends! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A son and his father try to stop one of the visions of doom had by the son, The vision showed him Lance Alexander will die If they don't stop a serial killer. They are both called Lance Alexander they know they could accept their fate or fight it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blake is acting odd suddenly he's into work really! Even his assistant Dante thinks his overworking can his son help him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blake sat in a dark room alone in the afterlife wondering what brought him to be there lost in thoughts of darkness and sadness as he quite often did when he had time to himself. Listening to his favorite Coldplay album Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends song 42 was playing when in barged a grim reaper with a ghost. He was spooked for a moment only startled. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Want You to Join the Dead" a poster read on the desk of Mortimer, the Grim reaper King he thought it was disturbing it had a grim reaper looking pointing it's hand forwards looking like an old we want you to join the army sign. It was his assistant, Dante's idea to drum up moral among the reapers. Mortimer wasn't sure it was the right attitude. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr Blake Alexander is Dr DeathWhat is Fetch a term meaning the meeting of two doppelgangers."What the-!" said Dr Death seeing a grim reaper, "You can't be here.""Why?" asked the reaper Mortimer curiously."You know as well as I do," said the doctor."Yes, your right, this is ridiculous," said Mortimer."It is insane," said Dr Death."Glad you agree," said Mortimer."Why are you talking to yourself Dad?" asked the Necromancer seeing them as he entered the morgue."I don't know why, boy," said Dr Death puzzled."I came to talk to him," said the reaper."How can you be here I am you?" said Dr Death."Oh I forgot to tell me did I?" said Mortimer."Yes!" said Dr Death."I traveled from the future to warn me I am going to die if I don't catch the Necromancer," said Mortimer."What?" said Dr Death glaring at his son."I don't want to hurt you!" said the Necromancer."Sorry not him the other one," said Mortimer."What other one?" asked Dr Death."The fake one," said Mortimer."I have a copy cat?" said the Necromancer feeling flattered."He wants to kill me you psycho," said Dr Death."Sorry," said the Necromancer.The copy cat kills only Magicians.Dr Blake Alexander and the others set out atrap for the killer he can not resist a stageperformance by the leader of the magiciansbut will Blake survive or will he die as foretold. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is The Necromancer Caught?The Necromancer is caught in the act of murdering a victim he has a witness who sees his face and can ID him they go to the police station and see him there. Who will the police believe the killer or the witness? What will happen? Will he be caught or not? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The king of the reapers son's heir the Necromantrix was given her first scythe by her grand father the reaper king in a quiet park out of town in a small ceremony.They try to explain reapers to her to her father's amusement she thinks they are gardeners who use lawn mowers."we are like lawn mowers then, we cut the grass and collect the grass and put it where it is judged needs to be placed." his son laughed he was amused by the description of them as lawn mowers. A couple of walkers saw the 2 reapers and the black dressed Necromantrix holding an old scythe. The walkers screamed. "We're just here to mow the lawn! You never seen The Mower King before," shouted the Necromancer, The Mower King was a big gardening franchise in that town. The walkers ran off. "You scared them you psycho!" snapped back the king at his son. The king turned his attention back to the girl, "Do you understand what I was talking about?" asked the king. "You are gardeners I thought you were killers?" she said.This is a darkly funny short story Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

a short piece from the view of the Magician "Sandy" the Sandman aka The Neuromancer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Scryer the Timekeeper is given a crystal ball for his birthday his brother thinks it is the best gift ever what can go wrong? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A reputation can ruin your lifeLife for the man formerly the Masked Chicken is depressing for him will he live down the Chicken's reputation or will his reputation crush his dreams? He has fallen for a grey alien princess will he see the man he has become or just the man he was? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lance transforms from a reaper to the Enchanter from a grim reaper. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When a routine magical event backfires Lance, the Necromancer finds himself in strange world where he discovers he's only a figment of an author's mind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He's her perfect man he was torn from her dreams her partner is worried he'll replace him who can he turn too Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why is real necromancer Jasper Argent associating with a death cult of fake goth necromancers and who is the mysterious lady he wants to save? Will they get away? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 aliens are caught because they are considered a vanguard of an alien invasion by their human captors, they are a vanguard but from where."We know what you are," said a man in a lab coat to a glowing man. "Ok then tell me," replied the glowing man in the same language. "You are a Ufonaught," said the lab coat. "I am a what?" asked the glowing man laughing. "An alien to Earth," said the lab coat gruffly. "Alien," said the laughing glowing man. "What's so funny?" asked the Scientist shortly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Dark Mirror of his DreamsSandy, the Sandman gives the king of doom a mirror to put his visions so he can scry them and not experience them like his uncle, he tries til the mirror cracks what terrors can come out of the mind of doom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enter the DreamscapeWhen dreams kill no sleeper is safe.Sandy the Sandman turns to death for help when a rogue nightmare starts killing sleepers who never awake.The reapers and Sandy must hunt down and kill the nightmare before it kills again."We need that psycho to kill a dream he's good at killing dreams," said Blake."Dad that's harsh even for you," said Lance who was used to such biting words from his father.The Sandman looked sorry for his friend Lance he thought Blake was acting harsh too."We need him to help to kill a nightmare that is killing people these nightmares are a rare beast they are normal dreams with a virus these dreams are sick the virus takes over them they appear as old hags with one eye in their forehead they feed on dreams and kill people as they sleep," said the Sandman. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Show Must Go OnWhen stage magician Blake Alexander aka Blake Fire who has a grim reaper for a soul senses someone in his audience is going to die he dances between life and death to not collect them with all his strength he must live and not take them to the afterlife because when his soul is released his body dies and he can't die on stage in front of the world let alone come back to life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blake Is the emperor of the solar system and the secret king of the dead.What if he was revealed as a dead man, a grim reaper is basically as good as a dead man he would find his secret life as a dead man a betrayal to his people. How would they react to their false king?And how long will the hapless new Emperor the Masked Chicken survive his job without the help of the man now seen as the pretender to the Empire? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever wondered what life was like for a dead man before the died and what brought them to their end?Guest starring The Magician Characters Lance Alexander, Blake the coroner, and Dante the assistant coroner and Lando KingThe story is about a dead man's last week and how it leads to his death. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Long Dark Night of the SoulEven a Grim Reaper can go stir-crazy.Mortimer the grim reaper Magician goes stir-crazy while trying to do his job of judge of the dead. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lance goes to Eastside shopping centre to go clothes shopping.While there he takes a shopper for processing as a grim reaper. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Magicians vampire-werewolves are having problems with the full moon super moon. They have been trapped outside and are wolves.Can one reaper lock them up before they kill? Or will he become the dream dog bone? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An American Indian Chief finds out Max Starfire, one of the Magicians is a werewolf and wants to kill him as he is a skinwalker aka a werewolf will Max die? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr. Dr Death, The Coroner and Dante, his assistant suspect there is a vampire in the hospital he works in they hunt for them who will end up dead in the end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The WitnessIs The Necromancer Caught?The Necromancer is caught in the act of murdering a victim he has a witness who sees his face and can ID him they go to the police station and see him there. Who will the police believe the killer or the witness? What will happen? Will he be caught or not? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From His AshesLance transforms from a reaper to the Enchanter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"I hear you could break out of jail if you wanted to," said the guard."Yes it's easy but where's the fun in that," said Lance smiling impishly."What fun can you have in jail?" asked the Kingpin."Not been here long enough for it to be a bore yet," Lance said who was having fun messing with their minds."I will not do it!" Lance Alexander to his uncle Sergeant Simon Alexander-Drax."It's alright! You won't be there long!" said his uncle."Then you go there!" said Lance shortly.Lance's dad the coroner walked into the room."I can't," said Lance digging his boots into the floor."You can't what?" asked Blake Alexander, Lance's dad."I can't go to prison as the Necromancer," said Lance."Why can't you," asked his uncle."Do you think he's the Necromancer?" asked Blake."Of course not we need a man we can trust on the inside who can pose as the Necromancer to entrap a prison kingpin," said Simon."You planning to come out as dead are you?" asked Lance not threatening just stating a fact the father of the Necromancer was Mortimer the grim reaper, King."I am not going to be around for that," said Blake planning a holiday in hell when Lance came out as the Necromancer a serial killer."Where are you going?" asked Blake's Uncle."Never you mind," said Blake."He's a coward," said Lance."No would you be in my place I can't be deposed as emperor of the solar system if I'm not there," Blake said."Didn't think of that," said Simon."I'll do it," said Lance defiantly thinking how much of a problem it would be to his father. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Blake, the Lord of Hell needs time alone he goes to Hell to chill out but can he will he be able to have peace and quiet there or will it be Hell down there and for who Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blake is in a hit-and-run and left for dead in the brush on the side of the road in the mountains near where he lives he would have been unfound but his soul is a grim reaper he visits his son for help was it a mistake? Will he die or live? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There were whispers that the reaper king Mortimer once lost his human form, his body, his shell. Among the reapers, rumors changed it to his soul being stolen.This is what really happened... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As nightmares go the Masked Chicken's nightmare was really bad it broke him not only in his mind as a dreamer it broke him in the waking world too.In his dreams, he was tormented and made to feel inept. He dreamed he was a hero but nothing ever went right for him and his side kick the Blue Wren.It frustrated both of them no matter what he and the Wren did he would never save the day. In his waking hours, he also thought he was a hero but once again he was a serial victim. He was the hapless sidekick of the superhero the King of Doom a real superhero who spent his days saving his best friend the Masked Chicken and his nights having horrific visions of what would happen if he did not stop it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The King of Doom is a superhero he has a vision and tries to stop it from happening as tries he is knocked out and gets amnesia and sees the vision in his memory he thinks he is the perpetrator of the murder he sees and goes on the run or tries. Doom has forgotten who he is. The killer has him. 4 days have passed before his father the Necromancer misses him and starts looking for him will he still be alive when he finds the killer? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Magician Lance Alexander Jnr is lost in a dark vision the Neuromancer Sandy the Sandman must go into his dream and save him from his dream and bring him back to the waking world or he will die. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Necromantor, Prince Jasper has his worst vision yet it is the end of the Earth in a galactic war when an assassin kills the king of the Earth the galactic emperor. He must save the emperor and the Earth and the universe.Read by author Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No one should die in the dreamscapeLancelot Alexander Jnr was at the crossroads of being awake and falling asleep as his partner in his stage magic act Dreams and Nightmares, Zac was about to put him into the zigzag man apparatus during an evening performance."Hey, sleepy head wakes up," said Zac sensing Lance was tired."I'm so tired," Lance said, "I'll try to stay awake.""I don't want to hurt you," said Zac."I don't want to be hurt either," said Lance climbing into the box.The moment he went into the box he fell asleep mentally.He awoke screaming when Zac inserted the first blade.It startled and worried Zac."Bring the curtains down," Zac shouted and the curtains fell.One stage ran a gaggle of backstage staff."Are you alright, Jnr?" asked Zac."I'm fine, I just had a vision,'' said Lance."Oh what did you see?" asked Zac.A man with 3 eyes killing a woman in a dreamlike place," said Lance looking traumatized as he was being released from the stage trick by stagehands."Tell the audience the show is over, Kel," Zac told the stage manager."Ok," said the stage manager sensing a problem."Come with me, Jnr," said Zac making a wormhole appear in front of them they stepped into it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jasper's FateWhen the new ambassador from Alpha Centauri dies in suspicious circumstances the Necomancer is suspected as the killer and his son is found on the scene of the murder he will be killed if the killer is not caught. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

* Star CrossedA NoveletteThe Necromantor, the King of Doom meets his match with a grey alien diplomat's sister Mookaite Ga her brother tries to break them up not because of racism but because he's a jinx because all women he loves die according to the drunk Masked Chicken. They have Romeo and Juliet relationship. It all goes wrong when the press turns up and the secret lovers are caught revealing the existence of aliens and their relationship. Will it help or hinder their relationship?Mishio Ga her brother from Everyone Is An Alien Somewhere story. He thinks Necromantor's family is a little odd if not alien Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mishio Ga is an alien on Earth he finds the culture and people there more alien than him even odder are the locals the Emperor of the galaxy's alien family the Magicians, who run the alien convention Mishio must traverse in order to stop an alien war. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blake gets an new tv show called The Blake Report. Blake talks about chicken case. Lance snr's family are sad Neighbours is ending and Lance thinks he's finally lost Neighbours bad influence as he see it and jnr get a Neighbours box set for them to watch from the Masked Chicken.Snr depressed seeing it. A mad vigilante goes after the Masked Chicken for getting custody of his kid to his wife who he later killed. the Rose the Chicken's better half tries to keep alive and with Jnr they try to capture the killer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Gothic emo Prince of Darkness called Mr Average has grown up and took up the family business as a stage Illusionistwhen his wife, his assistant in his act dies of a trick going wrong after he predicted it he has the eyes of the press and law on him.Will he go to prison as a murderer or will he go free. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gothic ShadesThe prince of darkness tells his dad a grim reaper he is being haunted by the ghost of his dead girlfriend and only he can see her how will his father take her to the afterlife when he can't see her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stranger Than You ThinkWhen a strange relative moves into the family home of the goth the prince of darkness with the blessing of his father he finds out the stranger is stranger than he could imagine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Goth Lance Jnr starts having dark visions of his goth girfriend Morticia Adamson being murder then she is murdered her father blames him of her murder he needs help clearing his name."Knock! Knock!" said a goth looking teenage boy tapping on the glass door of Lando's office.Lando looked at him as if he was weird."Who is that?" asked Lando.Lance opened the door and let the boy in and closed the door after him."Hello Junior!" said Lance to the boy."Who is that Dracula Junior?" asked Lando."No, he's my son Junior?" Lance said."Same thing!" Lando said coldly.Lance glared at Lando. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Babysitting is HellWhen the king of the grim reapers take his young great-granddaughter the princess of vampires to the afterlife to babysit her as he worked he didn't expect it would end up with him and his assistant hunting for blood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Princess of DarknessVampires Queen Astra and King Max of Vampires's daughter is on her first day at kindergarten will this ankle biter be a pain in the neck."Hurry up Astry we're late!" cried Astry Starfire's Mum, "get in the car."Astry jumped in her Mum's car."You remember every thing?" asked her mother Astra, Queen of Vampires."Yes Mum," Astry said.," got my lunch bottle.""Remember to call it tomato juice not blood and don't share it," said her mum.''Yes mum" said Astry."And don't tell any one about vampires," said Astra."Yes mum," said Astry."We're here!" said Astra a while later."Out you hop," said said Astra."Mummy why is that girl so pale," a young child asked seeing Astry.The mum of the child saw Astra and Astry scooped up their child and put them in their car and said "You're going to another Kinder," and sped off in their car. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Playing with FireHappens in the aftermath of The Requiem.When someone makes Blake Fire the magician does his will in return he won't reveal that Fire is a grim reaperBlake will go only so far. When he is driven too far Blake shows them how dangerous it is to play with Fire. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The RequiemBlake is dead and his spirit Mortimer the Grim Reaper goes to his own funeral only problem is his drunk. How mad will it get?"Why are you here it is not respectful to the dead or family and friends, Mortimer, you can't be here," said the deadman's best friend to a grim reaper who he knew was the soul of the deadman. "It's my party I can be here, Mass," said the drunk reaper. "You're drunk, you shouldn't come in," said Max Starfire. "I'm not drunk! I didn't know you had a twin?" said the reaper looking at an invisible nonexistent man induced by drink. "I don't I'm an only child," said Max nervously as the reaper pushed passed him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.