Pod Ween Satan

It is here, at this very place, that the saga began. The sandwich from which Kings are made hath appeared on this Earth for all to see and gaze upon. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

The Good Doctor. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Gentlemen Start Your Engines and.... Strap on that... Jammyyyyyyyy Paaaaaaacccc! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Season 2 has arrived without any delay whatsoever. We are going track by track into Ween's second album "The Pod". It's the same show but a little bit different...we've got a new co-host. His name is "Sassy" Dave Massey. We started recording Season 2 toward the beginning of the global pandemic so that's...fun, right!? Oh yeah...speaking of the pandemic...we are BROKE! No joke. Haven't worked since Mid-March as the entire film industry is shut down. This show will always be free but we have started a Patreon Bonus Show to help pay for the monthly costs involved with the podcast. If you are interested then check out www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan and you'll see what that's all about. Much Love and Big Ups. Let's Start The Show!

Coffee is for closers only. Yes indeedy folks pour yourselves a tall cup of Joe...you've earned it. With this episode we complete Season 1 of Pod Ween Satan. We dive into Puffy Cloud and then do some house cleaning. Andrew (wisely) embarks on a magical journey of personal growth. We wish him well and hope that he doesn't have to do too many demoralizing things to too many terrible people during his quest to find meaning in life. A lot of stuff happens in this episode...it's a real banger. As I write this we've got Season 2 (The Pod) almost entirely in the can. Fear not little Piggies! The fun will continue next week with the debut of Season 2 of "Pod Ween Satan" (The Greatest Podcast on Earth About The Greatest Band On Earth). "We shall never surrender" -Some Fat Guy Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

We're one track away from closing out the entire "God Ween Satan: The Oneness" Album and before we bring it home we present to you....the penultimate (correctly used this time)....the musical climax of GWSTO... We present to you.... Marble Tulip Juicy Tree It's where I want to be. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

A definite crowd favorite and classic Ween ballad. The solo on Squelch rips, bleeds and moans. It's hypnotic and mesmerizing. Evolving was the nectar Given to the weasel birth Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Ever wanted to know what it feels like to have a bad Acid Trip but are reluctant to take Acid? Well my little cuties...just kick back and listen to this Ween classic; Blackjack. Pull up a chair and fire up one of those Spanish Flapjacks. Get ready to freak out. Everyone's freaking out. It's freak out time. Woooooo hoooooo! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Let's imagine that it's your Birthday. Let's also imagine that you are a Boy. If we posit that both above statements are true then this song is for you. Birthday Boy. Often considered to be the very first Ween Masterpiece...Birthday Boy sure brings a smile to our collective faces. They sure caught lightning in the bottle with this one. Let us proceed. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Have you ever started recording a Bonus Episode for your podcast and then realized that you should probably pair it with a Regular Episode because you are afraid that the Regular Episode will be too short and the Bonus Episode ended up being a pretty decent length actually so you panicked and called an audible and just recorded the Old Man Thunder episode at the same time???!!!!!! That ever happened to you? Me too. Well here's the deal you just got a long as hell episode for the price of one Bonus Episode. Slurp it up piggies. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

This song begs the eternal question, "Who's Your Mama?" Also, "Who's Your Papa?" Wouldn't you like to know? Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

You know what it stands for...come on...don't be childish. Also don't be foolish. Long song. Rippin song. Let's get into it. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Here's a Two-Banger for y'alls face. We started with Licking The Palm For Guava and then realized that it's intrinsically paired to Mushroom Festival in Hell. It's a Doubly. Crank it up to 11 and enjoy this episode in Doubly. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Welcome to Another Episode of The Greatest Podcast on Earth about The Greatest Band on Earth. That band is WEEN. This song is NAN Mind Over Matter Fuckah Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

It's Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bonus Thursday Baby! Comin in HOT on the FLIP FLOP with a special Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bonus track.... STACEY That's right. We've got a little tasty treat for your fat face. Wash your filthy hands and Dig In Piggies! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Here's a classico Ween rocker. What exactly is the connection between "Nicole" and "Old Queen Cole"??? I'm pretty sure we talk about that in this one but in case we don't....think about it. Think real hard. Get back to me. Page me man. Oooooooo....it's April Fools Day! This marks the 18th year that Dave Massey and I moved to LA from Boulder, Co. How nice. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Blazing Down The Road. Yes it sucks being stuck inside and away from your loved ones. It's perhaps boring and depressing... BUT!!! Think about the positives. (1) Plenty of Time to Listen to Ween (2) Plenty of Time to Listen to Pod Ween Satan: The Podcast (3) Plenty of Time to Ignore Your Emotions and Sub-Conscious (4) Plenty of Time to watch "Men Who Killed Kennedy" (8hr UK Documentary about the JFK assassination) So stop yer complaining people and get busy with options 1-4. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Here's a bonus ep for everyone locked up indoors frantically washing our hands, nervously ordering eggs, milk and toilet paper to be delivered. It's gonna be alright baby. The Boognish and the Ween Brothers shall protect us all and usher in a new era of Utopia. Let it be heard here first! This is an interview with my best friend and fellow Ween Fanatic Dave Massey. We go way back...it's all in this interview...the whole relationship boiled down...at long last...for the history books. Parting note: Is this not the PERFECT time for Ween to start recording a new album?? What's the excuse? If we all project this thought unto the astral plane IT JUST MIGHT COME TRUE FOLKS. Do it. Hit record. Count it out boys. Save Our World. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Kick Ass Song? YES! Problematic lyrics? PERHAPS! Does it matter? ABSOLUTELY NOT! We love this song "Common Bitch". It is pure adolescent ignorant rage and it shreds. Don't take it too seriously folks....imagine it's being performed by a couple of 12 year old screaming-red-faced-idiot children and it'll make more sense to you. Damn that's a good song. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Ahh Nicole. Upon first glance it's a song about unrequited love....a sweet song about a boy who looks forward to holding hands in the park with the lovely Nicole. Then when you use your computer to separate the music tracks from the vocal tracks (on the 2nd half of the song) you realize it's actually a song about a psychotic stalker who won't stop calling Nicole and leaving increasingly threatening messages on her answering machine. FUN! One question remains, "How come you never call my buggy, Nicole? You never call my buggy back! You out there, Nicole? You listening to this? He called you so many times and you never call him back!" Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Jay and Andrew unlock some serious connections and DEEPLY HIDDEN meaning from this classic Ween tune. Have you ever seen the tv show "What's Happening?" Well....I guess go watch it....or just read the wikipedia page...or don't. Live your best life the way YOU want to live it. Take that dining room chair, spin it around backwards, sit down and lean your chest into that super supportive back support. Time to get down to business Rog. We talkin bout Wayne's Pet Youngin' Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

If you haven't yet heard the good Word of The Boognish then let it be known here and henceforth that The Lord's Word is the only Word. And that Word is Word of The Boognish. Praise Be Him. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Never Squeal. Never ever ever. Just don't do it. And it'll be ok. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

This is a special episode. This is a special song. There's a little bit of Calvin and Hobbes and a whole lot of Alvin and The Chipmunks. After Andrew and I recorded this we realized that we are on a mission from God. We must deliver the good word of Lord Boognish to all of those that would hear it. Praise the Lord. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Awwwwww dude. Bumblebee 1....& 2. You thought you were just going to get 1 Bumblebee and then you got 2. Damnit. I wish I was so lucky. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

It's the end of January and it's cold (unless you live in a cool place like Eagle Rock, CA where it's actually really nice and pleasant...light-jacket weather...mmmmm...California). But for most of you it's cold as shit and you are miserable. The sky is grey and it just blows. That's why you should make some hot cider, gather round the fireplace and drop a needle on this golden episode of Pod Ween Satan. Make me some soup before I get sick. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Closing out January with a little Fat Lenny for yo ass. Dig it. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Jay and Andrew talk about their time seeing Ween at The Mission Ballroom (10/31 & 11/1/19). This was Andrew's first time seeing Ween. It was amazing. We gave you the prequel to this Denver Show on last Thursday as a Bonus Ep. Also, I mention that at the end of this episode that we are going to do "Nicole" next week...that's only because we recorded these episodes completely out of order. Enjoy Suckas. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Now that we trudged through those Bonus Episodes we are back onto the path toward greatness...Track 4 "I Gots A Weasel". Enjoy! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Here's a lil' Bonus Ep for you alls. This is a little episode we recorded before going to see Ween in Denver at The Mission Ballroom (10-31-19/11-1-19). It is Andrew's very first Ween show so we talk about the upcoming life changing show and other Ween related stuff. It's a Bonus Episode. You are welcome. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Jay and Andrew launch into "I'm In The Mood To Move" and whip your body with a tire iron. Enjoy Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Happy New Year! The Year 2020 shall now begin! This one is about track 2 of God Ween Satan: The Oneness TICK Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Tick Tick Tick Get involved. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Merry Christmas! All Hail The Boognish! Santa Claus came early this year. Track by Track Ween Analysis. God Ween Satan: The Oneness. Track 1: You Fucked Up Enjoy. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

We're almost there. I can see it just beyond the ridge. God Ween Satan: The Oneness. Before we dive headfirst into a track by track analysis and discussion of Ween's debut album we discuss the album as a whole. The Time is Now. Now is The Time. Enjoy Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Welcome back to the show. Episode 3. Still here baby. Stare into the lion's eyes and if you taste the candy, You'll get to the surprise. Yes you will. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Welcome back to the show. Episode 2. Not too bad eh? You like it right? Tastes good? Well before we get to the song by song breakdown of the entire Ween Catalogue we feel the need to illustrate the entire history of Ween. This is Pt.1 of 2. Stare into the lion's eyes and if you taste the candy, You'll get to the surprise. Yes you will. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

This is the Preamble to POD WEEN SATAN, the first of 3 episodes that will introduce you to Ween. This one focuses on the basics. You learn a bit about us as well as a bit about The Greatest Band of All Time. Ween. Once we get you up to speed with these first 3 2hr episodes about Ween we will then go through each Ween album, track by track, and discuss the intricacies...the subtleties...of every single Ween song. But for now....dig in and prepare yourself for a great and mighty feast. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan