Pod Ween Satan

What's to say about this song? If there's a definition to the slang term "banger" in the urban dictionary then there's a hyperlink next to it that sends you straight to Roses Are Free. Banger among Bangers. Arguably the greatest Ween song of all time. So good that even Phish cannot tarnish it's impact upon music history. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Let's all take a bow for the great Eddie Hazel. We go deep in this episode. It gets intense. Dave cries and then he pees his pants. Spoiler alert. Dave has a problem. Don't shame him. He's working through it. A Tear For Eddie. Blammo In Your Faccccceeee. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

My intention for this episode is.... Shawarma My intention for this episode is.... Tzatziki Sauce Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

My girl Sasha also looking good on the street. So there's that. I played this song on the Saturday after Election Day 2020 in celebration of Philly. Thank you Philly. I doubted you at one point in the past. I was wrong. You are a beautiful town and helped save us from the Bad Man. Forever in your debt. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Creepy. Crawly. Funky. Monkey? I don't know guys....it's hard to write 80 of these freakin' episode descriptions. The song jams. It's one of the best. It's why we do the show. Cinco De Mayo is not on Tuesday this year. Damnit. Happy Cinco! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Kicking things off with a strong haymaker. This track is an announcement of what's to come. A declaration. A revolution. A song. A podcast about a song. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Welcome to Season 3 of Pod Ween Satan. In this episode we give you an overview of the seminal album "Chocolate and Cheese". This is the beginning of the Golden Age Of Ween. This is the beginning of the rest of your life. This is your every hope and desire. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Hey Hey Hey! It's Jayyyyyyyyyyy Albert! We are announcing a raffle with: **UNIQUE WEEN THEMED PRIZES!!!** Whether you are a Patreon subscriber or not listen to this episode to hear what we got cooking for you. As a bonus....a lil taste of the goods....we've unlocked Dave's favorite Patreon Bonus Episode for the song "Long Beach Island". So yeah, a raffle, a bonus show. Pretty Killer Friday morning, eh? Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what to do Let's cruise past all the golden poo. Yeah man...you got this. Kick back for the finale of Season 3. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Oh man oh man. One of the best. The image of "to clutch the hand of your creator" sits within me...deep...like ancient memories of a lost age. Stare into the lion's eyes! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

You keel my mother. I'm gonna keel you. A dumpster truck of a song. Beautiful. Exquisite. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

It's a little repetitive....it kinda reminds me of house of the rising sun. It's the 4th to last song on Pure Guava. We talk about it...and more. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

It's a double entendre. It's also hard to listen to but we do actually find some things to talk about. Fucking fuckers. Pumpkins. Fuckers. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

I've probably herniated several discs in my neck from head banging in sync with the chorus/hook of this song over the years. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

An unconscious Papa Gener having a wild dream. Dude man you feeling alright? Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

I hate it when that happens. Flies all over m' dick! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

A definite highlight of Pure Guava and a groovy little number that makes your feet twist back and forth on the dance floor. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Short sweet and to the point. A Gener love song. As good as they get. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Deaner says that New Hope sucks but I think he really likes it. Must have been in a bad mood. I hear New Hope doesn't suck. There's a hard "F" in this song...not cool guys but we'll forgive it this one time because the 90s were a long time ago. Grandfathered. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

As legit as it gets. Hanging with Pat...talking about Scorpions. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Dance Hall Reggae Classic Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Oh man oh man. This one is just a pure freakin classic. It's a song from the perspective of 2 privileged little shits that give you unsolicited advice who then finish with a warning about how difficult life is. Makes you want to punch them in their dumb heads....the characters of the song that is....not Ween....NEVER punch Ween. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Ween's most well known song. For better or worse....that's the truth. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Classic Ween Banger. Long episode....cause we know you like em long. Enjoy Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Merry Christmas Piggies! "Mach Ten At Sudden Speeds" Does there exist a better lyric in the history of music? The answer is a resounding NO. This is objectively the best line every uttered within a song created within this time/space continuum. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

This one has one of the most killer guitar licks. It just slips and slides right into the pocket....every....damn...time. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Perfect Opening track for Pure Guava. From the first note you know what's about to hit you. So soothing and relaxing. Little Birdy. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Season 3. My what a big boy you've grown up to be. Happy Birthday Pod Ween Satan! Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Shit man. "The Stallion (pt. 2)" brings THE POD to a close. Season 2 of Pod Ween Satan is over maaaannn. Season 2 is frickin done dude. Everyone just chill out. It's gonna be ok. Season 3 starts next week, OKAY?!!! Man. Cool out dudes. Pure Guava comin' at ya soon. In the meantime enjoy a lovely episode of STALLION TALK. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

The album's almost over and then they just casually chuck this MASTERWORK in your lap. Just like, "Hey...What's Up...Think Fast" and then "Pork Roll Egg and Cheese is just sitting in your lap. Forever. It's yours. They gave it to you. Man, those guys are cool. So frickin cool. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Such a sweet song with such a harsh title. Emphasis is on "Me"....and you point at yourself when you say "Me". Yeah, that's how you do it. Perfect. Nice Job. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Oh man oh man. This here one's a real dinger. Dave tells the Prince Story again....sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeittt. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Deep Dive on this track. Conspiracies abound. Hitchcock, Weishaupt, Epstein! Tune in for the big scoop. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Van Winkle rips. This one would be good to listen to while on a rollercoaster....rippin around....rip rip rip. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

In the tradition of the "Early-Ween-Beatles-Esque-High-Pitched-Love-Songs", here comes "Oh My Dear (Falling In Love)". Preceded by "Birthday Boy" and "Don't Laugh (I love you)", this song locks in the trilogy...chick chick*. * Pump Action Shotgun Sound Effect Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Holy Crap! Episode Number 50!! It's nice to have arrived at our first Podcast Milestone. Thank you for your support! Mononucleosis is the heat of The Pod. It's the muse of The Pod. It's a bummer (the sickness) but it's also a killer tune. Enjoy. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Big Bong Boing. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

So Brown. So So Brown. So Brown. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Pt. 2 of The Pork Roll Egg & Cheese Saga. This song is so full of confidence it makes me want to avoid eye contact with it. It's like if a song could be an Alpha Male. Very strong. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

If "Don't Sweat It" doesn't do it for you I don't know what does. This is one of those tunes that blossomed over the years into something truly unique and magical. I'm going to use it in a movie or tv show one of these days. I call dibs. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Happy Labor Day! You may be aware of our Patreon Bonus Show for Pod Ween Satan. Here's an unlocked episode that you can hear to get a taste of what we're brewing over at Patreon. You can subscribe for as little as 3$ a month and you get an extra episode each week where we analyze the huge plethora of Unreleased/B-Side/Rarities in the Ween Catalogue. If you like the regular free show you'll love the Patreon Bonus Show. Check it out at: https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

What is the Waste and how exactly does it Taste? Find out the answer to that AND MORE in this week's episode of Pod Ween Satan. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Dave and I want to let you know about the Patreon Show that we've created for superfans of Pod Ween Satan. It's the same show as Pod Ween Satan but each episode is devoted to an unreleased Ween track. We've made episodes for Kim Smoltz, Final Alarm, Booze Me Up and Get Me High, and many many others. For as little as 3$ a month you get a bonus show every Sunday. If you like the main show you'll love the Patreon Bonus Show...I promise. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

Dave's all time favorite song. To each his own I suppose. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

A definite highlight from The Pod. We love the All Request Live version the best but there's nothing quite like the OG. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

If there ever was to be a Top 40 Radio Hit from The Pod it's Captain Fantasy. You're a naughty one Saucy Jack You're a haughty one Saucy Jack Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

It's a musical high point for Ween and for The Pod. It's brown and yet digestible. It's something that could've been played for a King during the Renaissance. She's a real beaut Clark. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

This is funniest thing ever recorded in the history of mankind. I've listened to this song at least a thousand times and it never ceases to make me laugh out loud. Out loud. C'mon now. Out loud. I would like to start with a basket of chips.

Chapter One of the most epic horse-based saga in music history. You are fucking with The Stallion, Mang Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan

He's the perennial college dropout loser selling pot and being annoying. A suburban archetype. He's Charlie and we're sorry. Sorry Charlie for the late release...had the wrong auto publish date set for this episode. Breathe a sigh of relief and dig into this week's episode. Check out the Bonus Patreon Show at https://www.patreon.com/PodWeenSatan