Pero Let Me Tell You

Thank you for the Wicked Bread…yay to guava…outerspace will never be less than awe inspiring…so much back and forth with the cameras…let’s all live in the international space station…art vs the artist…and the gas keeps on rising in price…so much horticulture talk this episode…Luis Miguel’s dating history is the hot trinity…dear Fabuloso, we’re right here…for real though, Spring cleaning is totally cosa de Americano…if Eva Mendes has a sponge, you KNOW it cleans…Mr Clean is totally ethnic…a Pair of Nuts reunion is the good news we needed…Last Soda: Erik Per Sullivan & Pablo LangesfeldTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring back the Merenbooty Girls…Latina Pussycat Dolls, indeed…Junior and Glitterbox is a great Sunday…seriously, Tiger Woods?...spike the Arnold Palmer…Cuban women and their cerveza fria…cotillions and debutantes…the iconic Dixie Carter…some material is just worth repeating…gas is way too expensive…welp, eff Ish’s topics then…T2 is a great movie…no favors done to marielitos…too many streaming services, period…The Breakfast Club, timeless…man, talk about never having been 15…Last Soda: The Duggars (flat) & Mister Rogers AND MR FEENY!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Acid reflux is the worst…Darien’s Boston pettiness…beep beep, who got the keys to Jr’s Dad’s Jeep…Chapelle Roan just doesn’t seem cuddly…we’re the total opposite, we’ll take ALL the pics with you…who’s your Disney Channel Mt Rushmore…that time we were all lesbians during the 2019 Grammys…Gina Gerson + Jennifer Tilly = YES PLEASE…CBS shows last forever, never seen an ep…we see your humanitarian efforts for the farce it is…an embargo doesn’t prevent free speech or elections…don’t minimize the severity of true nuerodivergence by being un comemierda…HBO at a No Tell Motel is a total bargain…of course Darien didn’t realize they were ladies of the night, in the morning…the way Ish knew the rates of those motels off the top of his head…Last Soda: The Last Action Heroes and Luck & GratitudeTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love a worthy cause…50 years of giving back through Ronald McDonald House…Shamrock Shakes are yummy & helpful…more expenses than you can imagine…normalcy in those moments is so valuable…La Casita, indeed…so many helped and yet so many still in need…proximity is key for these families…even McDonald’s understands 305 cafecito time…there are many ways to make an impact…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week with more Junior…thank you for the fun box The Fair…classic rides are always the best…7 years since the last trip to the Fair…we got something wrong, it’s not misinformation…anything can happen on live…kudos to Matthew Kuscher…we need affordable housing…bring on ALL the food…the pickle cotton candy is a world of no…mmm Biscoff…more foods on sticks please…men really do believe they can do anything…and now off to Whack-a-Mole…Last Soda: The Fair!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tks again, Roger…timpano is a great word…Jr’s weekend corner is back…DJ cannot beat Ish on DWTS…eternal playlist for sure…we had zero clue about the word Guajiro…embrace your silly moments…CBS Sunday Mornings…Miami moments help you warranty…the Frank days…where have the PSAs gone…Demi Lovato and cook book don’t seem to be a match…the lost COVID episode…Last Soda: Hilary Duff and Phineas & FerbTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, Roger…double Borges trouble…Junior withdrawal is real…Temu Chico Mirta…tech strikes again…look at ChatGPT giving bad medical advice like it’s trying to kill us…shout out to Odalys Flores…bring back the Scantron…just getting around to Casa de los Famosos…let’s green light a show with Niurka, el Divo & Roger…oh Tyra…Darien’s timpano…the return of Pesadito Energy…Mariah at the Winter Olympics…does journalistic integrity still exist or even matter…of course a bug interrupts…click bait is the new business model…Lauren Sanchez and the Met Gala…some sequels are actually better…love Zoe Saldaña…welcome to Miami, Mark Zuckerberg…the best haberdashery conversation makes a come back……Last Soda: Ana Villafañe, Oh Chocolat, Amelia’s and Kaitlan CollinsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

French counting is hard…it’s time for PLMTY after dark…more Emperor’s New Groove, of course…thank you again for having us SoBe WFF…for real though, how did Epstein know SO MANY high profile people…Prince Andrew knew nothing about everything…Darien totally jinxed Lindsay Vonn…it’s all about curling…no chess, checkers, nothing…not even if DJ bought a vowel…the official mascot of Hispanic Heritage Month, Paddington Bear…Blues Clues and non-conforming genders…the mispronunciation of Mr Darien Borges…Rick Sanchez in Moscow…Darien’s dad y el nuevo look de Maluma…Last Cafecito: USA’s Women & Men Hockey Teams & Punch the MonkeyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another off the rail episode…it’s Matrix bullet time…who doesn’t love Keanu Reeves & Sandy Bullock…ID4 was just perfect…deciphering CC in an email…we all know the pastelito position…RIP James Van Der Beek…CW face strikes again…hi James Eckhouse & Carol Potter…75k is alot of cookies…samoas are just the best, period…no shame in eating the cinnabon frosting…we’re on to you World’s Finest Chocolate…and now we need the Jupiña ice cream from Salt & Straw…Last Cafecito: Ron Magil & Michael BaiamonteTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A wrap of disappointment…EGOT for Weird Al…400th around the corner…ugh, too much dulce de leche no bueno…beef tallow and politics…DJ loves him some chicharron…cheesemongers and haberdasheries…strange addiction had weird appetites…why was the Pink Panther the spokesperson for fiberglass…rotary phone adventures…the halftime show was just pure joy…if you homage Celia, you automatically get some love from us…TV antennas and satellite dishes…RIP Pepe Peña…macrame…what is it about Carrie Underwood’s face…Enya and Sarah Brightman’s Super Bowl Spectacular…what is the Celtic Woman demo…Ish’s Irish accent is a thing that happened…Last Cafecito: Jenny Lorenzo and our friend, JuanaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Support local arts…from Hialeah to the stage…it’s the nuances that make things universal…the strongest in our families are usually the most secretly vulnerable…ahhh the 90s…archetypes vs stereotypes…always be the weird kid…if you don’t see it, create it…embrace farce…we carry our ancestors, whether we know it or not…the Hialeah smear campaign is real…we need to tell our own stories…thanks to the Arsht Center…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Math is important…oh hey Pythagoreum…really waiting for snow in Cuba…Miami boy winter experiences…CDs are back baby…the joys of burning a CD playlist…how was that Reba’s first time on the Grammys…being rewarded on your own terms is the best reward…music needs to make you feel, period…Gloria Estefan will always be a great family proxy…oh no, not Bahama Breeze…are there actual hot dog prep instructions…toaster ovens are so multi purpose…don’t be mean to your cleaning person…printers aren’t a privilege, Gen Z…Last Cafecito: Lindsay Vonn & Live Like Bella…welcome back, TristanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back…even if you advocate for mental health, it’s hard to accept…vulnerable isn’t weak…our last time in our studio…we don’t want to get on the bad side of Posh & Becks…chiquito malcriado…don’t come and tell us what makes someone Cuban in Miami…Agustin Reyes for sure…reminder, Puerto Rico is the US…aaaand once more into the now classic Chico Mirtha discussion…90s talk shows were the best…thank you Miami New Times…Last Cafecito:Let It Loose podcast & Roger Borges…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another year, another season done…Ish totally housed the plantain chips…pecs vs boobs…of course Ish got the episode number wrong…more time for Junior as a gift…bake, bake, bake…pesadito energy is no match for Flannigans nachos…hmmm, Paris or Westchester…Junior IS good people…wow Miami’s first female mayor in 2025…123 years old comiendo platanos…Oreo is creating a sugar free cookie, why…love a Christmas theme celebration…pesadito energy to end the year…Last Cafecito: Roger’s Uncle & Ish’s Long List of Honorees …Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Roger…Junior’s weekend corner went off the rails…more Miss Universe drama…we should totally make ‘cualquiera’ the newest flavor…still doesn’t know French…is sperm racing the next big sport?...happy birthday Silvia…pesadito energy on full display this ep…now we’ve got our interns one at a time…Roger learning all the latest Gen Z slang…how can you not get an order right if you have a picture…now Ai has come for the Olsen twins…Meghan Markle is exuding pesdadita energy tenfold…let’s all have a TurHamKen sandwich…vegan Cuban food is pretty good if you go in with the right mindframe…Last Cafecito: Daniel’s & Suny’s and Beyond The Gates …Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Multiple Last Cafecitos later…the espresso martini was delicious…always a Miami boy…songwriting is a true art form…yet again, the Estefans prove themselves genuine humans…Emilio is the unsung hero…Bad Bunny Super Bowl makes business sense…dear Rita Ora, Robbie said nothing bad…writing music with a casio at 6 years old…leave that comfort zone…Jr & Robbie have similar face problems…is being an independent artist a blessing and curse…let’s have a caca song remix…if you’re going to cover a song, try and make it your own somehow…Miami lesbians…still taking ‘how are you’ seriously thanks to Domino…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome as co-host, Ibis Valdes…from president to model…famous on Netflix barato…that Oh, Chocolat cake was GREAT…welcome back, Junior…and an audience of interns…so concludes the Miss Universe drama…can you represent a country by way of culture…the pageant circuit is real…Ish’s favorite Thanksgivings were in Hialeah…the time to shine will be Noche Buena…whatever with the Miami New Times…parasocial relationships are everywhere these days…picking on Ariana is one thing, Cardi B is quite another…bring on mi burrito sabanero…more turron talk…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest…Last Cafecito: Mayor Daniella Levine-Cava & Clue at the Arsht Center…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cold and flu season nos tiene mal this week! We’ll be back next week with a new episode. Cuídense!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the network, Primas (Pero Not Really)…Miami really is just 6 degrees of separation…dance, baseball, so many extracurriculars…empty nest in theory if nothing else…that kid was way too excited to be put in the pizza oven…community is so important…remove stigma from everyone’s human experiences…sharing experiences, without bashing…dancer not a stripper…all abuelas are legends…never heard of 3 Kings or been to Calle 8???...teaching tech, one old prima at a time…voice notes are the worst…they’re just as fun on socials as they are on the pod…dating will most likely be a mini-series…it iS ok not to be ok…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for the support at Threefold Cafe…happy anniversary Univision…we’ve got producer royalty this week…man those luxe brownies are decadent…All’s Fair subplots are the better part of the show…hi Odalys Flores…extreme dysmorphia knows nothing about gender…building houses in the middle of Indonesian campo…here’s hoping Wendy Williams gets better…Last Cafecito: Los Wizzards & Pin Pan Pollo…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the voice changer…more ghostly music…Junior is still meeting the time limit…Roger the gay-sha…bring on the luxe brownies…if you got it, flaunt it…congrats Jonathan Bailey…yet again, Ish has been overlooked…go on Netherlands…Diplo kissed a Canadian and he liked it…pesadito energy…yay, Ish qualified for ClockOut…exclusivity can bring up serious impostor syndrome…Happy Birthday Roger…how does he not know Emperor’s New Groove…from royalty to the Beckhams…getting knighted…los Beckhams in Coral Gables…you don’t get to go on camera live and insult anyone without expectation of blowback…go on Miss Mexico…Kim K as actress, no thanks…Last Cafecito: Lego & Porch Decoy Packages…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for a ride this ep…he was in every spot…bringing the authenticity to Food Network…baby books mean business…WWE & Food Network is the perfect combo tbh…if Mork from Ork knew how to cook…why not refine your craft after the fact…deep cut Rupauls’ Drag Race references…from actor to chef and now somewhere in-between…bonding over Broadway…confidence doesn’t happen overnight…Chef Brad is already hyper enough, no perico needed…he’s still a one-man band…going international…keeping our culture alive…come back on our show, Chef Mika…recipe math is hard…and now Ish needs a few naps…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sending love to Jamaica…the Junior corner is getting intense…covering a hurricane is unforgettable…and now there’s a Mirta de Perales trophy…it’s hard enough going through DV situations, but doing it publicly makes it worse…can you marry AND divorce a ghost…some words just don’t really translate into english…Primer Impacto is responsible for so much escandalo…more Roger metidada de pata…these betrayal lists got pretty real…here goes Ish again with Ai anger…maybe some influencers should have to get a degree…Last Cafecito: Lina Luaces & Re-Youth.info…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Eric…again with the yellow vs orange…we’re not cutting Junior content, just giving him a challenge…support your friends and the arts…still time to support 305 Pink Pack via Pin Pan Pollo…more Chico Mirta drama…embarcaded is a word, prove us wrong…we all have creativity inside us…it’s the 10k hours…i’m just French…the first time our show is interrupted for a pee break…Roger being ‘Americano’ is GREAT…Ish is driven by spite…just two 46 year olds catching up…dinners at home are always better…enjoy the silence…stealing Napoleon’s jewels is just stupid…more ranting against Ai by Ish…of course Kardashians are using filters…Last Cafecito: @VHSDates and Eric/Getting a Donor Kidney…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miami’s version of fall was here for a second…hmm, should we do a 365 PLMTY challenge…Roger’s still cute with a nose scab…he’ll buy a fake but not wear one…trust Ish knows DJs bday…new iPhone problems…late nights, early mornings…submarines & weaves…RIP Diane Keaton…Vikki Carr & Ana Gabriel duet, get into it…Miami Seaquarium closing is VERY us…will the real Chico Mirta please stand up…Roger’s multi-tasking…sometimes zoos are a positive…do’t hold grudges…US Hispanics would be the 5th largest GDP…the Only Fans debate continues……Last Cafecito: The Estefans & LA’s Celia Cruz Day…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love us some pets…Adopt Don’t Shop…next time, furry friends…love us a Pawsome pun…pet overpopulation isn’t just a South Florida problem…more than just a shelter, they offer medical services too…we can all use some time outside…if you can’t fully adopt, there’s always foster opportunities…love us a no-kill shelter…Ish loved playing with Chloe…follow the 3-3-3 rule of pet adoption…older animals make great pets too…we may have already signed Jr up for all these volunteer services…Golden Paws program…cat bounty hunters…wish they could do something about the chickens all over the city…MEGA PUPTOBER FEST…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So much hate for roadtrips…ay las drogas en Miami…working on the yawning…pics in Hong Kong…Junior weekend corner…If anyone’s parent catnip, it’s Junior…Pippy vs Pipi…BBL capital of the world…pesadito energy is a way of life…bro, leave the crosswalks alone…it’s a low bar, but Are You My First is pretty sincere reality show…look at us coming up with new seasons for shows…buying a house on Amazon…HHH vs HHV, they are NOT the same thing…bring on the true crime…banned baby names…wow, a year already with Cultura Talks…Last Cafecito: the Estefans & Robbie Elias’ cover of ‘Careless Whisper’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Of course we went to high school with the founder…breast cancer so soon after having a baby…it does take a village…treatment is only part of the solution…we should all have a Suzette…cafecito does help…let people help…comfortable with the uncomfortable…please don’t bring up the person who died…latinas, please get checked, we need ALL of you…early detection is key, but also subjective…know your family history…only 15% are due to family history…Ish would get a dumb mutation…be in your survivorship…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We need to name Jr’s fans…the movement that is Roger…so we just call out our crazy friends now…hospital visits…tremenda meada…own your boring…if nothing else, open carry is very jarring…dates in picadillo…honestly though, it’s just too hot in Miami to carry around that much metal on your back…as a rule, don’t bring your family to a first date…don’t try to be descarado with Roger cuz you’re gonna regret it…damn bug…seriously, it’s ok to say bad words on our show…Bad Bunny in the Super Bowl is smart global business…we should all be able to achieve that level of success on our terms…even fancy Roger loves a chain restaurant…Ish & Eric ARE going to Denny’s dammit…Dolly Parton is an angel of light, period…look at us being in synch on our last cafecito…vulnerability is something we should all embrace and strive for…Last Cafecito: Madonna on Jay Shetty’s ‘On Purpose’ podcastTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ish cannot stop yawning…schweddy balls & Stefon hybrid…don’t stress over the invite list…thanks again to Burger Beast & Burger Fi…Junior’s weekend corner…still waiting for the rekindle…well, guess no Rapture for us…happy anniversary Roger & Eric…pero is how you know it’s real Spanglish…seriously, we’d need like a 48 hour energy for Chef Brad and then Charo…Don Francisco is a legend, on or off, period…the changing face of Univision…time to throw the book at Sean Combs…Law & Order channel = Ish is never leaving home…get better soon Junior’s mom…Ish need more naps apparently…Rebel Royals…can you be a shaman if you’re from LA…wait, is the traffic light yellow or orange…Last Cafecito: James Van Der Beek & Dancing with the StarsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Damn, can’t believe it’s been that long since he was on the show…learn to say ‘no’ more often…if a Chef friend says ‘come get food’ you go get the food…a few drinks in and we share some fun secrets…the man knows how to throw a helluva party…approaching life with purpose is always a good idea…realizing you need a break can come when you least expect it…preparing lets you be spontaneous later…two viral moments is just too crazy…remind people about our culture…heightened versions can still be authentic…coquito tres leches? Yes please…Ish just doesn’t have a refined palette…sometimes mistakes create delicious…love us a mom who digs the liquor…success breeds successTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Next time, we mic our guest better…so close to a year’s worth of episodes…forgetting what we did over the weekend…Congrats to Burger Beast on his 17th blog anniversary…bring on the smash burgers…Junior with the stopwatch weekend recount…Happy Hispanic Heritage Month…Ish loves Halloween…Roger’s Pedasito Energy corner…Miami’s Freedom Tower must always be treasured…hmmm, maybe next time Roger will invite…so much yawning this ep, despite the napping…more Roger faux pas…yeah, DJ is a few notches below hoarder…Junior for the win with the cupcakes…Ish being muted…Roger’s Pesadito Energy Drink…ChatGPT fails…Ai is NOT a person…what do we call our Darien Moments…let’s go to The Sphere in Vegas…text vs Voice Notes…Last Cafecito: Miami Freedom Tower & Golden GirlsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Straight from Paris, it’s Eric…so much correction corner...another year, another VMA covered…Mariah, give us diva IN your performance…we love Ricky Martin pero man he talks a lot of spiritual blah blah…Eric’s Miami food favorites are basically just all our friends…WE HAVE A SPIN OFF…thumbs up isn’t rude, it’s efficient…dear Gen Z, just stop…respect each other, but don’t impose tampoco…look at Roger causing problems……don’t always keep your guard up…just be Cher in Paris…you never know what is going on in someone’s home…sometimes we do things we never thought to help our loved ones…it’s never too late to improve ourselves…definitely taking Eric to Denny’s next time…Last Cafecito: Sheinelle Jones & Cathy from Denny’sTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the show, Ana…Cuban moms are a force of nature…New Hampshire is a pretty odd spot for Cubans…teaching our history is essential…keep in mind, we can always change our perspective…blind devotion over charisma is never a good thing…independents unite…it’s always about subverting education…communism does not work, period…never forget about primary sources…poverty porn is never cool…ancient at 27…sometimes you don’t see your own trauma…always comes down to Celia…the beauty of books is it can always be reread…bathing abuela in the living room is Cuban ingenuity at it’s finest…memories are absolutely the true inheritance…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We will always advocate for mental health…Roger will keep your seat warm, Darien…it takes a lot to make this show look breezy…apparently Ish is a height-ist…Roger absolutely projects tall person vibes…always need to acknowledge Junior…the key lime pie from Oh Chocolat was FANTASTIC…a pool party is always a good time…Ish’s outfit was pure Ish…always embrace who you are…clearly Roger is VERY close to this cousin from Cuba…the Cardi B trial was the best thing this week…$24 million is just way too much for a punch in the face…man, Roger has really thought through how he’d distribute his lotto winnings…yay, more French snacks…steall all the snacks from airlines…booster chair needed…nude cruises seem like a little more work than necessary…don’t go to a nude beach as a voyeur…sorry, if you’re overweight you need to pay for the extra seat…do NOT take your shoes off on a plane...Last Cafecito: Gramps & Roger’s UncleTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roger’s back for another week…short shorts and flan…we have an Emmy-winning guest host…get all the surgery you want if you can afford it…touch-up confessions on PLMTY…French stereotypes are apparently true?…getting played off is peak Junior being awesome…interesting that Roger’s been to most of the Miami places to meet a sugar daddy…a 12 year gap is way too much…the age old Gen X/Millenial conversation…maybe don’t pick on people in the midst of a mental situation…the Miami accent & cadence rears its head again…Basel is NOT basil…we cannot kill Junior with madelines…as we say, Cuban and Spanish aren’t really the same thing…congrats Taylor, Ish just doesn’t care…Happy birthday, Steph!...Last Cafecito: Willy PTown & Brittany BraveTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome Shannah and Raymond…turning personal sadness into a cause isn’t easy…sometimes the youngest of us can have the most lasting impact…don’t judge parents if you don’t know their situation…we should all strive to live like Bella…find your purpose, even in your lowest moments…global impact without even setting out to do that…we need more childhood cancer funding…man, cancer is a real biatch…nothing like partying for a cause…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the show, Roger Borges…it was truly a lost episode…no Junior cam this week, booooo…100% decadent French brownies…thank you for the flan, CAO Bakery…National Flan Day should be every day…2 proposals is way too much, forget 43…are we all just losing our dignity for social likes…fluffer, look it up…of course there’s side effects to Ozempic if you don’t actually need it…we’re always our own harshest critic…thanks for the butt compliment though, Roger…what’s your late night ritual…nah, it’s not rude to watch something in bed your partner doesn’t get…DEFINITELY most unexpected comment goes to Roger…just wear the damn bowtie dad…love seeing someone share another side of themselves…Last Cafecito: Us & Roger BorgesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the 70s background music…does anybody drop out of high school anymore…golden age of PSAs…yo, Freddie Prinze Jr just swing by the show either way…people are still using dial-up???...the magic of a mix CD…flan delivery service, yes please…just be cringe, sometimes it pays off…Ish loves his mutant pic…DJs anger will not be contained…oh Dr Phil, why do we still pay you any mind…what is there to admire about the Duggars…Nelly Furtado be looking fine and thick…there’s no such thing as Real Housewife that looks human…how many members of Destiny’s Child should tour…no bridge is $1B nice…all Stewie moments are great…c’mon Hollywood, lighten up with the content…the scene in Signs of the alien in Mexico is STILL nightmare fuel…oh no, not Requiem for a Dream…and we’re again talking about Acapulco H.E.A.T….Last Cafecito: No Limits Coffee & Sneaker ImpactTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love us foodies…perfection is the enemy of creation…door open recording…eating yummy food isn’t the worst job…creatives finding creatives…yearbook is way harder than law…Disney vlogging gives way to more...it’s all about knowing how to use the equipment…edit to the beat…always filmmaker first…they can get it all in with less than a minute…content for everyone…influencers with integrity DO exist…seriously, lemon/lime is still making the rounds…deciding where to eat as a couple is an absolute nightmare…a big tuna is always attention grabbing…how did Wynwood become so smash burger heavy…giving the pop-up community some well deserved love…of course we end up talking croquetas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Making up our own lyrics…summer school is no longer a babysitter…ugh, middle school is just the worst…some songs just need to be played at certain times…come back Arsenio Hall…do yourselves a favor, look up Acapulco H.E.A.T. theme song…Miami is definitely the 4th top city in the US…hi Vancouver…’she was un poco rustica’...sure lakes are big as an ocean but it’s just not…Ish does NOT float…at most, the American Eagle campaign is just lazy marketing…we say it all the time, that’s why representation is important…RIP Loni Anderson…thank you for Leah Remini, Saved by the Bell…maybe lyme disease brings us the NSYNC tour…Wilfred Brimley & Nick Jonas…what cut of meat would each of us be...Last Cafecito: Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson & New Wave DramaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Europa intros are the best…still learning new terms…Ish was always the ringboy, never the ring…DJ’s competitive nature knows no bounds…vikings…so long E! News…we know way too much about the Girls Next Door…the love for Tiffany Pollard is real…so few things are a dollar now…being salesmen at 8 years old…love us some Worlds Best Chocolate…that gift wrap paper was too expensive…Jet 2 Holiday videos…of course, the latest viral trend has a Miami connection…ahhh the golden age of viral videos…DJ is a total tidsoptimist…let’s bring all the old stores and restaurants back…call centers shouldn’t go around the world to get a reply…Sharper Image always over Brookstone…Zayre was just always a mess…welcome back Tristan…Last Cafecito: Jamie Lee Curtis & Magic WheelchairTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love when we can bring on our friends to talk about their success…reading brings people together…parenthood changes you…better to glitch with friends…never be afraid to start over, even once you’ve published something…representation absolutely matters…love us a Miami Puerto Rican protagonist…trigger menus would be a weird restaurant…maybe the military DOES have vampires…mythology requires planning…looking into the past will show you how to move forward and maybe become a jaguar…bridge the gap like Bad Bunny…hi, there BookTok…we love a busy achiever…this is the person who gave Ish one of the greatest pieces of advice…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zorak & Brak forever…all of TLC is bops on bops…so many ‘stop’ songs…TRL with Gaga would have been very interesting…Shazaming in a toilet stall…thank you FL Supercon…anime or furry…RIP Malcolm Jamal Warner & Ozzy Osbourne…music is the soundtrack to our lives, if you’re doing it right…Buc-ees is a little overwhelming…wall of jerky…Red Bull, jerky & Ice Breakers…ok FDOT, we’re ready to be your FL Service Plaza Ambassadors…sundries…let’s all take more vacations to visit the service plazas…also, we clearly need a friend from Paraguay…so much paraphernalia…we should all have a framed dolphin with a birthday hat…it’s officially Leo season…figuring out the transportation system acronyms…wasp is worse than a gnat…Last Cafecito: Burger King wedding & Diana from Beat CultureTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Junior’s hugs are legendary and need to be experienced…all hugs are good, but not all hugs are Junior hugs…third time back and hopefully many more…hair journey updates…finding a good barber is very important…cannot say enough good things about Superman…doesn’t matter if he’s fake, Krypto should have been on the junket…driving up to ATL for a 15s is true friendship…this centromesa convo is even better than anticipated…do we take the centerpiece for psychological reasons…grab all the free stuff, always…fun with cats and cucumbers…why is ChatGPT able to figure us out so much better than we figure ourselves…bro, every time Alex comes on, the convo goes to deep, dark places…let’s all get in touch with ourselves…are we really asking if Stevie Wonder is blind??...so many voices and not all of them necessary…also, loves you Eva Mendes, pero for real we don’t need your thoughts on geo-politics……Last Cafecito: Genuine Friends & Alex MirandaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.