Pendejo Time

cmon get down with the chickness. bird chat. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 Colt 45 Straight to the fucking. Straight to the Brain Stem. Forget your name. Forget it all. But I remember. I remember everything. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Here comes Thomas, hopped up on Bang Energy Drink and Puff Bars. On the hunt for wide receivers.Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Listen Darlin' I got a Tundra with heated seats and a thermos with some beam in it. I can take you away from here. It don't gotta be like this. My dad was a Minor League player honey. We got some money put away. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Come on down to ITT Tech. Opportunity is just round the bend. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I forget what we talked about on this one, I really want a 6.0 GTO. 2008. Thomas wants a truck. It is the things that make the man, not the accomplishments or dumb shit like that. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thomas and I look back on our trips to the funny farmSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What type of dad will you become? You gotta keep your eye on the ball son. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

we want to be real boys. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Almost ruined the podcast with the worst pun I've ever made. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

keyboard cleaner: the final frontierSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Been so depressed man I was thinking about buying a metal detector today. Just to have something to walk around with you ever get like that. Don't know what the ep's aboutSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You ever been gettin yo shit sucked on and you nut but the bitch just keep on suckin so you just be sittin there all sweaty on the bed like ooohhh-wee! Ooooooh-wee! You nasty bitch! This one got cut short, not our fault thankfully.Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Pendejo Time.Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.