Pendejo Time

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SARMs 1:1Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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160000 camels laid to fucking rest by the australian government. your thoughts on this matter.Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

fighting ultimate championshipSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

we have been slandering a good mans name on the premiums. tim, one of our cherished Gacy subs, does not ask thomas for pics of his penis and nuts. this was another guy who has since unsubscribed. we apologize for the slander and give our thanks to Tim. lets hear it for tim. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

its time we as a society admit that creed isnt that bad. who is with me. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

motha fuckas w attitude Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

its me karate sean Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

thomas went to Ibiza with his new italian boyfriend so im auditioning new hosts. first up to bat notorious DJ and whiskey guy Curtis Remarc.Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

jake bought a pontiac gto w 148000 miles on it and wrapped it around a tree and now hes deader than fuck shows over. just kidding im vacationing in mexico learning the true secrets of the pendejo. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

the end of the fuckin world is here and daddy needs some roxySupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our favorite Dungeon Master joins us for a special edition of Pendejo Time. Check out Podcast About List and follow Patches on Twitter @senator_gunSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

thomas reimagines tom and jerry for a modern, progressive worldSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

bam bam bammy nephews fat as shiitttttttSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

dammit bawby i told you to turn off the damn tick tonk dance videos and go help your mother in the kitchenSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

heyyyyyyyyyyyy ;) Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

check it and see Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

total black square in my mind. no idea what we talked about. enjoySupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

homie where u stayin?in it Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

dave portnoy if youre reading this hey big guy im ready to be on the network. were just two fun loving gay auctioneers from texas who love football and lifted trucks. 50 million dollars or I will come to your house and shit in your bed so badly it will need to be burned. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

zoom latency was so good on this one that at several points me and thomas were having different conversations. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Winter storms 30 days of rain and more coming down the pipe god hates Texas but in times of trouble pendejos persevere out of spite out of a desire to see if one day we can do a live show in cleveland and or get a fucked up truck with 500000 miles on itSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

thomas karateSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

sometimes folks you show up to bat and its not just that you strike out, you shit yourself so bad that your uniform has to be burned and your parents leave the game and drive immediately to a divorce lawyer. this is one of those times. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ok bye bye now goodbye!!!!! bye bye for me to you bye bye adios byue bye now goodbye!!!! i go to heaven now i get hit by peterbilt bye Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If I dont get a fucking job soon I am going to kill myself. This is Jake speaking. Thomas has a job and 1 million dollars. All i have is this broke pecker and these little nuts. And a Nissan Altima. Actually the bank owns that.Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

sorry officer I wasnt swerving I was vibing. cool pistol check mine out. heaven here I come. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Civil War 2. Pick a side soldier or face the wall. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Felix Biedermen joins us to talk pills, preworkout, brazilian jiujitsu, and diarrhea. I was clipping on this one don't yell at me. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

something about physiques at the end. enjoy Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well we tried to do an in person episode but Thomas' mic picked me up and the room echo just got screwy so if you can bear to listen to it, it is free to a good home. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thomas the Tankie Engine. Josip Bros Joegan. Yeah whatever motherfucker just download the fucking thing.Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wide hips, bad knees. Can't lose. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inside the Mind of ThomasSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bad Joints and Big Pun Trivia. What a great episode. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

cmon get down with the chickness. bird chat. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 Colt 45 Straight to the fucking. Straight to the Brain Stem. Forget your name. Forget it all. But I remember. I remember everything. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Here comes Thomas, hopped up on Bang Energy Drink and Puff Bars. On the hunt for wide receivers.Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Listen Darlin' I got a Tundra with heated seats and a thermos with some beam in it. I can take you away from here. It don't gotta be like this. My dad was a Minor League player honey. We got some money put away. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Come on down to ITT Tech. Opportunity is just round the bend. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I forget what we talked about on this one, I really want a 6.0 GTO. 2008. Thomas wants a truck. It is the things that make the man, not the accomplishments or dumb shit like that. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thomas and I look back on our trips to the funny farmSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What type of dad will you become? You gotta keep your eye on the ball son. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

we want to be real boys. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Almost ruined the podcast with the worst pun I've ever made. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

keyboard cleaner: the final frontierSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Been so depressed man I was thinking about buying a metal detector today. Just to have something to walk around with you ever get like that. Don't know what the ep's aboutSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You ever been gettin yo shit sucked on and you nut but the bitch just keep on suckin so you just be sittin there all sweaty on the bed like ooohhh-wee! Ooooooh-wee! You nasty bitch! This one got cut short, not our fault thankfully.Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Pendejo Time.Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.