Pendejo Time

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We gotta get rid of this city. This is the audio from my video episode with the very funny Myke Dede. Watch that HERE please. You can catch him on the road with Mullen, performing all over Austin and the country. Catch his very funny Don't Tell set on his IG: @cantguardmyke Subscribe to the show at Patreon.com/pendejotime See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We are happy to announce Pendejo Time is now a part of the All Things Comedy network. ATC is a comedy studio started by comedy legends Bill Burr and Al Madrigal, owned and operated by comics, delivering the best that stand up has to offer. Straight to fans, no middlemen. Subscribe to their YouTube Check out their website allthingscomedy.com Follow them on all the socials InstagramTikTokFacebookTwitter Check out their merchAnd of course, Subscribe to our YouTube Channel Check out the Patreon if you want more access to Pendejo Time bonus episodes and video content. 1000 Years PENDEJOSSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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In preparation for the release of PENDEJO CRIME VOL 3. We have unlocked the auditory cinematic experience that riveted listeners across the country. Think War of the Worlds but if everyone involved was addicted to morphine. Follow hardened detective Mousie Cheese and his trusty sidekick Jack RussellTerrier along a journey of betrayal, intrigue, murder, and revenge. Be on the lookout for PENDEJO CRIME VOL. 3, out on Patreon soon. Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Thank you to Eden for joining me for this ep. Check out Drunk Uncle on tour.TIckets to the Austin show 5/10: https://the-velveeta-room-the-velveeta-room.seatengine.com/shows/312386Support the show and use code PENDEJO on MyBookie to doubleyour money instantly on your 1 st deposit. Head tohttps://www.mybookie.ag/Support the show and start your free online Hims visit athttps://www.hims.com/PTSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jake's out of town so I had to work a little magic. Tune in next week for some special guests! Check us out on YT, IG, Twitter etc and go to Drunk Uncle's shows while they're on tour. This episode sponsored by MyBookie.https://www.mybookie.ag/Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Patrick Eady and Jamal Rahal are comedians from Houston, Texas. They have a weekly show "The Dirty Show" at Secret Group, a comedy club on the East Side of Houston. Check out the video episode here https://youtu.be/XreBMHf3hpESupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our very good friend, discord moderator, TMZ reporter, and 6'3 Hunk John aka PLANKFAN joined us for a new video episode. Check that out here: https://youtu.be/xKve6F_RPsUSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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