
Pendejo Time
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2 Derp Girls 5: Oochie Mamma
Jt and Jake 13: Let's Drink All The Beer In Eoghan's House In Under an Hour (Audio Only)

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JT and Jake 11: Back To School, FT. Ronaldo Mercado (AUDIO ONLY)
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sorry its a bad one
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Ep 41goodbye im divorcing you
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little dribblers
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paid alligators
George Soros paying me im a paid alligator. at the protest im green and ornery. god made me that way. I aint never been worth a fuck. I live in the swamp. Hims offers access to ED treatment options ranging from personalized products to trusted generics that cost 95% less than brand names, if prescribed. Get himsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

vintage form
drunk construction stories. just like the show used to be See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

blues clue detective
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mitch
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Thomas Radio
Jake's apartment exploded sorry he'll be back next weekSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jenny used to wear a hijab
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The Great Urg
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stacked n rackjed
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white servant
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Burger Boys 1 (Ft. Ben Avery and Conner McNutt)
Ben and Conner swung by to say what's up. Video episode will be up soon. Listen to Hate Watch Podcast Listen to Lemon Party Podcast Get tickets to Philly (10 left or so) get hims hims.com/PTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

New Year Shenanigans (2DG)
Thank you to the always hilarious Eden for filling in this week. Jake flew to New York to watch the ball drop and got trapped in the Times Square M&M store. Come see us live at Next in Line Philadelphia on Jan 24th. Come see Thomas at Keegan's Ale House in Kingston, NY on Jan 8th. Thank you for supporting the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Thomas Promise (Audio Only)
And thats the Thomas Promise, baby. watch the video ep here sub to the show please get tickets for Philly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Twinkie LeFondler
His wet flesh smashed against her normal mound "im the vampire that fucks you. and I remember every bad fuckin thing that ever happened to me in my whole goddamn life." patreon.com/pendejotime PHILLY See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome, Mr. Gilbert (Ft. Adam Gilbert) AUDIO ONLY
This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour this winter. Catch him in these cities. 1/16 Detroit, Independent Comedy 1/17 Chicago, Lincoln Lodge 1/18 Batavia, Illinois, Comedy Vault 1/23 Handsome Man Comedy, Pittsburgh 1/30 Comedy at The Cellar, Fargo ND 2/28 Vermont Comedy Club, BurlingtonWATCH NOW PHILLY COME GET YOUR TICKETS TO SEE ME AND THOMAS LIVE THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK, GET TICKETS TO SEE HIM Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed. Get Hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Facebook Love Affair
let yo bih go through yo memories THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. I REPEAT, THOMAS WHITE IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. YOU NEED TO GET THOSE TICKETS PHILLY, YOUR TIME HAS COME. ME AND THOMAS WILL BE AT NEXT IN LINE COMEDY CLUB SATURDAY JANUARY 24TH AT 9:30. TIX ARE RUNNING LOW. DM ME ON INSTAGRAM @JAKERHODESCOMEDY IF YOU WANT TO COME BUT MONEY IS TIGHT. I RESERVED SOME COMP TICKETS I KNOW THE HOLIDAYS COST A BUNCH OF MONEY WATCH OUR NEWEST VIDEO EPISODE WITH THE VERY FUNNY ADAM GILBERT Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed. GET HIMSSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 Derp Girls (Ft. Eden)
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The Struggler
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hello thomas
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The Doomed Woman 2
take off your pants Jacob Elordi. ride the bus to work every day Jacob Elordi and see how far that gets you. buy tickets sub to the show sub to the YouTube See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

taterfied
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The Tragedy at Lizard Leg Bayou
The hardened Detective Melvin Ladybug is tested mind, body, and spirit by a curious and mysterious deputy named Johnny Strawberry. NEW YORK CITY SHOW FRIDAY 9:30 12/5 JUST ANNOUNCED. COME TO THE SHOWS. WE HAVE ONE IN PHILLY SATURDAY 9:30 1/24 AS WELL. BOTH TICKET LINKS ARE HERE FOR THE NEW YORK SHOW, ONLY BUY GA TICKETS. WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE STUPID TIERED SEATING UNTIL LAST MINUTE. IF MONEY IS TIGHT AROUND THE HOLIDAY TIMES WE UNDERSTAND. MESSAGE PENDEJOTIMEWORLDWIDE ON IG AND WE CAN HELP. SUBSCIBE TO THE PATREON PLEASE SO WE CAN DO MORE SHOWS SUB TO THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL You shouldn’t have to go out of your way to feel like yourself. Hims brings expert care straight to you, with 100% online access to personalized treatment plans that put your goals first. Get hims at hims.com/PTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JT and JAKE 5: MR. Ricca (Ft. Jake Ricca) Audio Only
Jake Ricca is a comedian, writer, and actor living in Austin, Texas. His sketches are funny as fuck and you can watch them here. The video got fucked up but you can watch what survived here. Get hims online at hims.com/PT Check out Jake Ricca on IG @ jakericca get tickets for Philly Show Jan 24th get tickets for New York show Dec 5th suscribe to the Patreon please See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

slugs
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classic
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Domo Arigato Mr. Mercado (Audio Only)
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Black War Dogs: Pitbulls Unleashed
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FROM THE VAULT: The Mound
a fan favorite from the early video days, now in hi def audio. it is my 6 year anniversary so you guys get two audio experiences for the price of one, and I am going to have dinner. love you guys. thanks for coming to the show. sub to the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hombres 2 (Ft JT Kelley and Mycal Dede)
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road dogs 2 (Ft. JT Kelley)
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mantras
im losing my fuckin mind its over its over its over im dying im dying im dying. yeah can I get a spicy chicken deluxe no pickles with fries and a lemonade. thanks. buy tickets to the shows next week fellas check out show and please subscribe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

dana black
I got all the fights on my tv and my tv got carpet on it buy tickets See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vamonos Adolf
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Candy Owens
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Hump Day
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God 2
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Lemon Time 3 (Feat. LEMON PARTY, AUDIO ONLY)
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Hello
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sleepy
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Sam and Tom (Audio Only)
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The Three Amigos (AUDIO ONLY)
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Stephen Coldbeer
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Shrinking Obama
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