Pat Gray Unleashed

Say BLACK LIVES MATTER!! COVID-19 cases are spiking where riots occurred. Shocking, right? Did you see the Sahara dust cloud? No-win situation with Russia. "Golden Girls" episode gets removed from Hulu because of blackface. President Trump caught in a lie by the Washington Post?? Vets stand up for statues. Minneapolis City Council voted 12-0 to abolish the police. Bill Maher calls out the Left and its cries of "racism." Mask backlash grows. Many Americans won’t get a coronavirus vaccine. Police sheriff responds to Gov. Jay Inslee’s mask mandate. Lady throws everything out of her cart in a store. NBA will be allowing social justice messages on player jerseys. "Abolishing capitalism" is the new chant of BLM. BLM activist gets into a verbal exchange with an older black guy who was speaking up against tearing a statue down. Oregon State agrees to stop referring to rivalry as the "Civil War." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

National COVID-19 numbers are rising, but why?? Cities across America mandate wearing masks. Why tearing down statues matters. The war zone-like statistics of Chicago. Hero in Seattle dismantles part of CHAZ. Feel-good stories of police in the community. The Texas Rangers have a new stadium. The internet is not impressed. Amazon and Microsoft donate huge amounts of money to the Climate Pledge. Pat takes the Babylon Bee challenge. Did the Segway really change society? Chaos in Milwaukee as a mob burns down a house in response to police searching for missing people. Jeffy’s obsession with Bronko Nagurski. Nancy Pelosi stumbles her way through alternatives for removing statutes. Guy does amazing Elon Musk and Jimmy Fallon impressions. How great was Rich Little? Elon Musk wants to bring the Tesla Cybertruck to Texas. The many hoaxes in America since Donald Trump’s election. The Loch Ness monster is upon us? House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn proposed a bill that calls for universal broadband access. He also wears a ridiculous face shield. A woman intentionally coughs on a 1-year old. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bubba Wallace "could care less." Al Sharpton will not let the Bubba Wallace noose fiasco go. The many things found in the garage of Bubba Wallace. Soccer is a confusing sport. Cowboys and Steelers preseason game has been canceled. Americans don’t want statues pulled down. Do most Americans even realize who Karl Marx is? "People are stupid." The cancel culture continues onward. Rep. Thomas Massie won his primary election big despite President Trump endorsing his opponent. How do we justify what tweets are right or wrong? Crime spikes up during the defund the police protests. We should maybe "have a conversation" about taking CHAZ back. According to the headlines, you would think COVID-19 cases are surging into all-time high numbers. The debate of "Kung Flu." Barack Obama and Joe Biden got together again. Biden wants to have a peaceful cold war? Face masks are officially mandatory in the state of Washington. Is Justin Bieber's hotel of choice a La Quinta Inn? Wheel of Cancel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big week for the Left. Shocking news from NASCAR ... there was no "noose" in the driver’s garage. Believe in something ... even if it didn’t happen. AOC says "Latinos are Black." The band Toto is under fire for having "racist lyrics" in the song "Africa." Aliens are still among us? Walmart’s employee gets physical with a guy for not wearing a mask. The Sahara dust plume making its way to the U.S. A review of a video made by Republicans who hate President Donald Trump. That group, Project Lincoln, endorsed Joe Biden. Men who have cats in their dating profiles are less likely to get matches. Are cats less masculine? Dog makes sure kids across the street safely. Chaos in Lafayette Park. We seem to have drawn the line at the Andrew Jackson statue. The Google definition of a Jeffy burst. Bill Maher and his fake crowd. Time to pull "blackface" episodes of "30 Rock"? Buttocks biting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bad news, women’s soccer is postponed. Eskimo Pies are next on the offensive-name chopping block. Is the coronavirus getting weaker? Hand sanitizers could pose a potential risk now?? Former national security adviser John Bolton speaks out about President Trump. The United Nations supporting Antifa? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez needs your attention. Are Latinos black? AOC thinks so. A message from the CHAZ tourism board! Is Colin Kaepernick a future Hall of Famer? A BLM co-founder admits she is a "trained Marxist" and wants President Trump removed from office NOW! John Kerry has some interesting words. Will this election bring disaster either way? Scary: BLM has 68% approval in America. A wall around CNN headquarters in Atlanta. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More statues were taken down this weekend. Not as many people showed up at Trump’s rally as were expected. Trump takes a drink of water! The "Tonight Show" talks about the inevitability of white racism. Common sense on race matters from Terry Crews. BET CEO Robert Johnson has a $14 trillion solution to America’s race problems! CEO of Chick-Fil-A suggests we shine black people’s shoes. "The street is for cars," never thought we would need to be told that. The hypocrisy of CHAZ. "By any means necessary." Brett Farve shares his opinions on Colin Kaepernick. Does being an activist make you an NFL Hall of Famer? Joe Biden finds a phrase and sticks with it. Masks making a resurgence around the nation. The Twitter mob is at it again. A how-to guide for tearing down statues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patheads respond with a great video! The greatest audience in broadcasting! Dr. Fauci just wants football to die! More food products removed from shelves due to "racist" images. We recap the media’s hypocrisy on protesting. Time for a statue of Greta Thunberg? We have six months to change things on Earth, experts say. Climate confessions. The importance of air conditioning. Recent rulings from the Supreme Court leave conservatives shell-shocked. President Trump touts the upcoming infrastructure bill. Chick-fil-A CEO polishes shoes. SHOCK POLL: Joe Biden leads Donald Trump by 12 points? Pat has a song for Dr. Fauci. Radio signals being sent from intelligent life in outer space? Racial violence spreading in America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Food product labels featuring images of black people are under fire. Atlanta police officer charged with felony murder in the death of Rayshard Brooks. Police officers calling in sick in Atlanta today. Joe Biden circa 1993 had some interesting things to say about criminals. Volcano on the horizon in China? John Bolton’s book is about to drop, and Donald Trump isn’t happy about it. Joe Biden’s new ad features Lindsey Graham. We still have an election coming up. Antifa mug shots. Police are observing CHAZ "from a distance." Senator Tim Kaine claims the United States "created" slavery. Damani Felder speaks the truth about the Democratic Party. The riots and chaos in our city streets? Blame our public education system. A New Hampshire Democrat mocks parents’ ability to teach their own children. Racism is a health crisis? Bring back American Giblets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The paradise that is CHAZ. A guy puts doctors in their place regarding the lives of black babies. Meet the CHAZ security force! Colin Kaepernick will "guide" the NFL? Erasing our history. A special couple in Hungary. The list of demands from BRAZ! University of Texas football players make demands. Major League Soccer returns … but may come with a twist. Joe Biden confuses Black Wall Street and Juneteenth. Who was your first presidential vote? ESPN’s "30 for 30" film on Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa. Why isn’t Barry Bonds in the Hall of Fame? Dr. Fauci says sports needs to be wrapped up by the end of September before a probable second wave. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott says a spike was going to happen for things to get better. Guy wears a MAGA hat amid BLM protests. Maybe turtles do deserve to die. Quaker Oats will change the name of its syrup, Aunt Jemima. Oklahoma State head coach Mike Gundy apologizes for wearing an OAN shirt. Don Lemon says, "If you’re born in America, you’re a racist." Kevin Bacon says it’s time for old white guys to shut up. Update on the Shake Shack poisoning. France surrenders to ... statues? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Governor Cuomo really loves his city! Can we be done with the masks yet? Black Lives Matter crowds are OK, but Trump rallies aren’t? Don’t blame the protesters, blame racism. Pride in America is down. New name ideas for CHAZ! Anarchists in Asheville, North Carolina, try to hijack a portion of the city, but it doesn’t go so well. Black woman educates white liberal on the history of the Democrat Party. Who ISN’T going to be kneeling this fall? According to the numbers, Colin Kaepernick is below average at his job. J.J. Watt doesn’t like people speaking for him. The Boy Scouts introduce a "diversity badge." Bill Maher calls out Democrats for their "defund the police" movement. Rep. Ilhan Omar has no idea what would take the place of the police. Satire or real world? "Paw Patrol" changes one of its characters to an Antifa rioter. Maryland state officials visited a child’s home because of a BB gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"The educated communist" and a lesson on the First Amendment for Chris Cuomo. CHAZ makes a few demands. A look inside the Seattle commune. CHAZ is now CHOP?? CHAZ leader makes comparisons to the French Revolution. The real Lady A vs. Lady Antebellum. Are you a plant ally? Government-run health care for black people only, in Kentucky? Law enforcement in Texas protects the Alamo. Starbucks has a problem with BLM ... wait, now it doesn’t. Police officer fired for shooting Rayshard Brooks. NBA backing out of restarting the league ... over race issues? Candidate for Congress is just fine with looting and burning buildings to the ground. Joy Behar: Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist. COVID-19 numbers are going back up in the wake of massive protests nationwide. A lawsuit against Don Lemon moves forward. “De Bat” restaurant. Donald Trump better than Abraham Lincoln for black people? This is library! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lawlessness in Seattle, and politicians refuse to acknowledge what’s really going on. Warlord Raz claims there are no problems in the CHAZ. Watch how cops in Italy stop Antifa. Should the CHAZ be considered a hostage situation? How’s Chaz Bono doing these days? Truth for white Americans from a black man. White people suck ... just fyi. Chris Cuomo put in his place by Georgia official. NASCAR bans the Confederate flag at its events. President Trump predicted this time when statues of Founders would be torn down. The rapid change of Democrat policy positions. Lady Antebellum changes band name. "Paw Patrol," a kids' show, is now a target of the Left. Celebrities are showing us the way! Granite statue falls on protester. New phrases that we’re already tired of hearing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Democratic Party’s long history of racism against blacks. Parts of Seattle now controlled by radicals. Hey, at least we aren’t beating each other on the floor of the U.S. Senate ... yet. A homeless man gets his belongings replaced. The good things President Trump has done for the black community. Journalists being fired ... for what? Small black business is filled with empty shoeboxes after looters took everything. Yet, Democrats are still encouraging these riots and looters. It’s a madhouse! Before you stop for protesters, it may be worth remembering Reginald Denny? Green means go! When you ruin your state, stop going to other places and ruining those too. Video of a fake ASL interpreter goes viral. “He’s a punk then, and he’s a punk now.” Dr. Anthony Fauci is still around and has not left the planet … yet. After the riots ... COVID-19 spike is happening all over the country. Does the government think it will be able to lock down the country again? Did Pat have the COVID-19? Lawyer Sunny Hostin says that Colin Kaepernick wasn’t protesting the flag when he kneeled. But Colin himself did say it was because of the flag. Does Colin even want to play? He’s been given so many opportunities, and Stephen A. Smith called out Colin. Did we also forget that Al Sharpton even took the time meant for George Floyd and used it as a platform? MLS released a statement saying players no longer need to stand for the national anthem. NASCAR has banned the Confederate flag from all of its tracks. Clemson’s head coach is now under fire for using the N-word while singing a song. Some players are coming together to support him. A U.K. company has created a cardboard box for the post-coronavirus world. We take a look at what it might look like. The U.K.’s leader, Boris Johnson, announces what the Brits can do. It’s basically Bubble Boy in real life. The phrases we are coming up with this year are too high. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Society being dismantled. Who responds if there’s no police force? Protesters out of control in America. A millionaire treasure hunt has left five people dead. Forbes list of top athletes. Million-dollar treasure found! My, how the music industry has changed. A walk down memory lane with Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot. The guys argue over Gordon Lightfoot. A massive protest in Hollywood shows a lack of social distancing. The media has switched its tone about people gathering together. Police union boss speaks out in defense of cops. What statues are next to go? "Gone with the Wind" has been removed from HBO Max. J.K. Rowling comments on gender identification. Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe, responds. The new "Looney Tunes" on HBO Max takes away all the guns. Terry Crews speak the truth about equality. We have a special Pat Gray Repetition PSA video for you. Jerry Nadler vs. a mask. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More Democrat pandering. Which black lives matter? Only those killed by white cops. Nancy Pelosi holds her own Bible-holding photo op. Is Joe Biden racist for not wanting to disband the police? Does Colin Kaepernick really want to play football, or is he okay with running Nike? The pushback against Democrats and their cultural appropriation. Ain’t no country mo lit than us! Ready to head to Mars? Elon Musk is! Energetic Australian weatherman is very good at his job. New Jersey makes climate change education a requirement in its public schools. The city of Dallas aims to be carbon-neutral. Hilary Kennedy stops by to talk UFC. Jon Jones tired of being ripped off by the UFC. Alicia Silverstone’s strange bathing habits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NFL caved to the kneelers. It IS about the flag. NFL commissioner says the NFL has been wrong. How to tell if the economy is doing well. Video of man pushed by cops may have been staged by Antifa. Minneapolis City Council plans to dismantle police department. “We don’t want no mo’ police!" NASCAR caves as well. Lori Lightfoot doesn’t want you to protect yourself. Protesters attack a black police officer unprovoked. A Lincoln statue and a memorial for black Union soldiers were vandalized. Have you looked at the BLM website? Police officer in Mexico gets set on fire by protesters. Canada’s Prime Minister "Blackface" Justin Trudeau takes a knee. Terrible Antifa analogy. Has anyone seen Dr. Fauci? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember when Bill Clinton held up a Bible? A protester meets the jaws of a police dog. Ridiculed for cleaning up a building. Miami’s "elite" bike squad. Drew Brees apologizes and will probably end up taking a knee. The movement to defund police departments nationwide. Joe Biden proposed "Police Officer's Bill of Rights" two months after Rodney King beating. George W. Bush chimes in ... now?? Chicago mayor has strong words for her citizens. Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti cuts $150 million from LAPD budget. Why does every mayor have a signer? Looters have it easy today. #PatGrayBingo clarification. Is Texas a toss-up state in 2020? Joe Biden is close to winning the Democratic nomination. Rioters take more than 50 brand-new vehicles from a dealership. Guy tells Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison to get off his lawn. Will you carry around a portable UV ray light to kill COVID-19 located on you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Donald Trump claims he went to down the bunker to ‘inspect’ it. Why is it ok to loot now? Former NBA reporter seems to have changed his mind about the riots. All of the police officers involved in the death of George Floyd have been charged with murder. Why George Soros is given a pass. Black lady gives a powerful lesson to the white agitator. Do all black lives REALLY matter to the left? Many in the media justifying the looting. NBA is back and will start the playoffs soon. Sports are gearing up for a return. Except for the MLB, they are making it difficult for us. Drew Brees doesn’t like anyone who disrespects the American flag but was forced to apologize. ESPN is now showing Disney movies on their network. How would Dr. Fauci react to the protests and lack of social distancing? Health experts say it is okay to protest in the midst of COVID-19 pandemic. Tony Timpa, a white guy, was killed unjustly by the cops. A group of white guys in a car tries to give bricks to people but a black lady confronts them. A black lady gives a passionate speech about how wrong the looting is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A wise man named Ashton Kutcher tells us the difference between "All Lives Matter" and "Black Lives Matter." These aren’t "responsible" times. Black store owner is frustrated with rioters for claiming they did it because "Black Lives Matter." Why is the world protesting as well? Are these protests in George Floyd’s memory? Blackout Tuesday. Fayetteville Police take a knee with protesters. Lance Armstrong still thinks he’s relevant. Jimmy Fallon’s Chris Rock impression. He apologized 20 years later. Senator Chuck Schumer shares his wisdom. Seattle City Council member dangerously justifying looting and violent riots. On the rioters' side? Get a brick thrown in your window. Stephen Colbert makes some comparisons of President Donald Trump in his bunker. 50 Secret Service members injured battling rioters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

News outlet interviews one of the protesters, and we find out they are there just to make money. Sheriff Grady Judd of Polk County has a very plain and simple message for the looters who plan on looting residents in his county. Jon Jones takes spray cans from morons. BET co-owner Robert Johnson wants wealth transfer of only $14 trillion in reparations. Elton John has lost a lot during the pandemic. Tulsi Gabbard has dropped the defamation lawsuit against Hillary Clinton. President Trump's phone call with the governors. Viral video shows a passionate moment between three generations of African-Americans during the protests. Donald Trump made a church visit. The history of Dr. Anthony Fauci's statements during the pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can’t say that these riots are in the name of George Floyd. Order must be restored. Cops are being beaten on the streets. Some protesters stepped up and stopped the violence. Shop owners are beaten trying to protect their shops. What to do when you are driving into a crowd. It’s June 1, which means it's hurricane season! Businesses not taking cash because of COVID-19? Chicago mayor wasn’t a fan of President Trump’s comments about the protests. A look inside the Target as it is being looted. America once again launched into space successfully through SpaceX. Pat risked everything to see a movie! In a theater! Looter taking a cheesecake near a Cheesecake Factory … but it's unclear where they got the cake from. MSNBC has production issues. National Guard has been called in many cities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The real reason Minneapolis is burning to the ground. What else can the year 2020 throw at us? Rioters in Minnesota destroy a police station. How President Trump could change the social media landscape with one tweet. A country admits lockdowns weren’t worth it. What ever happened to "flattening the curve"?? A governor’s hypocritical actions. The town that won’t wear masks. Wearing a mask is just a symbol. The looting continues in Minneapolis. The bad police work involving the George Floyd situation. Hong Kong protesters are out once again. Pat is ready for more stimulus money from the government. 40 million unemployed in America currently. The U.S. has gained $5 trillion in debt in only two months. Civil asset forfeiture continues in America, this time in Boston. Would you keep $1 million dollars that you found on the side of the road? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The people of Minneapolis took to the streets in riots and looting after the death of George Floyd. Destroying a city helps nobody. Alyssa Milano is "proud" of Staten Island shoppers for yelling at a woman for not wearing a mask. 100,000 COVID-19 deaths. "Tip of the iceberg" in global pandemic viruses? Brazil’s big-time virus problem. The press vs. President Trump ... on literally everything. White House press secretary destroys reporter. "Soak up the sun," like Sheryl Crow once told us. Will a COVID-19 vaccine be mandatory in America? Meet Twitter’s new "Head of Site Integrity." How President Trump can change the face of social media with one action. Is it "be" or "beat" Joe Biden? Footage from inside the destroyed Target in Minneapolis. KFC updating its chicken sandwich to compete with Chick-fil-A. Van Halen singer Sammy Hagar says he’s not social distancing any more. A kid stays calm while a giant brown bear follows him down a hill. More evidence that more people are immune to COVID-19. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Police kill George Floyd in Minneapolis. Why? Geraldo Rivera wants us to wear masks. MSNBC called out for not wearing masks when they expect you to wear them. Economic recovery to be quick and big? Don’t let people see that you have a family. Some good news and some bad news about the return of sports in America. Ten-year-old saves her home from being robbed! A look back at Jimmy Fallon doing blackface. Churches still battling to open up. SpaceX Crew Dragon launches today. Walmart one-way stickers finally being removed? Another Karen calls the cops. What’s happening to the Earth’s magnetic field? Four Horsemen on their way? Woman plays the cello eight different ways to make a song. Lance Armstrong cheated his entire career? Is Michael Jordan regretting making "The Last Dance"? MLB might not return this year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A teenager’s lockdown project is why we’re on lockdown. Mob surrounds lady at the grocery store ... for not wearing a mask. Virginia’s governor doesn’t follow his own orders about social distancing and mask-wearing. Alabama facing another important election. Shocker: The CDC has been screwing up the COVID-19 numbers. Manned space flight returns this week! The history of Russia’s nuclear testing. President Trump is thinking about doing a nuclear test? The Left anticipating coronavirus death toll to reach over 100,000? Joe Biden’s “You Ain’t Black” statement took the internet by storm. Stimulus checks about to be a regular occurrence? U.S. debt put into perspective. What is Herschel Walker doing nowadays? A new, faster internet on the horizon? Alex Jones has a new song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Jeffy ever leave his house? Elmo is getting a talk show on HBO Max. Sports ... almost back! Former NFL head coach speaks out against the new "Rooney Rule" proposal. Stacey Abrams is upset that illegal immigrants aren’t represented in Congress. Joe Biden trying to be witty is a FAIL. Aunt Becky headed to the pokey. Nancy Pelosi makes a weird analogy about President Trump. Caller etiquette. In five days, SpaceX Crew Dragon will launch. Can there be some comfort in space capsules? How many space missions have failed? A COVID-19 surcharge? A sky judge in the NFL? A glimpse at Chick-fil-A delivery service. Ami Horowitz goes on the street and asks if people REALLY believe all women. Scientists made a human-mouse hybrid. We’re listening to a person who identifies as a deer??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Lauer responds to rape allegations. Where’s Dr. Fauci? Can you find him? What’s the point of the one-way aisle? Costco requires masks for all customers. New facts about the coronavirus. An elderly couple was forcibly taken to the hospital. But why? The great mask divide in America. Vaccines will be the next great divide in America. Forgetting Jimmy Stewart’s birthday. Hawaii is telling visitors not to visit Hawaii. NFL player sues United Airlines. John Hickenlooper plays "basketball." Joe Biden gets ratioed on Twitter. Guy tries to drive his truck away while it’s on a tow truck. A bad Volkswagen commercial is being considered "racist." Matt Lauer responds to Ronan Farrow’s comments about him in Farrow's book. A trans-species Twitch streamer identifies as a deer. Mediaite senior columnist John Ziegler joins the show to discuss Matt Lauer’s side of the story regarding rape allegations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Americans everywhere are pushing back on freedom-crushing edicts. President Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine, and the Left is beside itself. Masks, noodles, and other social distancing nonsense. The new normal? Joe Biden’s incriminating phone call with Ukraine is leaked. Jeffy’s family welcomes a new member. Aliens are landing in ... Indonesia? Hackers about to release files on celebrities? Political underwear ... for a cause. Pier 1 files for bankruptcy. Joe Biden’s quid pro quo phone call. Biden insult bot. Roasted seaweed chips are available for purchase. Seattle using the COVID-19 crisis to send tax dollars to illegal aliens. The CDC says touching surfaces doesn’t spread the virus as fast as they said before. The timeline of Dr. Fauci's COVID-19 statements. What will the rest of 2020 look like? A cat proving he is the best soccer goalie in the world. NFL owners voted to have incentives to increase the number of people of color in higher positions in the league. Guy refuses to give his name and was arrested while leaving the gym. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Nancy Pelosi a Michael Jackson look-alike? Alan Dershowitz claims we CAN be legally forced to get a vaccine? President Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine. Lots of good news yesterday! States are opening up! Joe Biden is gaffe-tastic. Who will be Biden’s VP pick? “Supermodel” Stacey Abrams. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Air travel about to get even more annoying. Was anyone greater than Michael Jordan? China wants us to know they’re working on a vaccine. OK? Pearl Jam includes Greta Thunberg in their new music video. A woman arrested while holding a “We Are Free” sign. Gun bans don’t work and New Zealand is learning that. The federal government has spent more this fiscal year more than any other year. Kevin Sorbo sent out a tweet explaining how people ‘expect’ too much. Study shows that there is a spike in areas that are still in lockdown. A restaurant requires customers to have an intertube on… this is where we are at. If you don’t know someone’s gender, the UN got you covered. Arrested for surfing. Is the lockdown leading to mental illness? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New Pat Gray Bingo card! The left is mobilized against Joe Biden’s accuser, Tara Reade. Another salon owner vs. government edict. Wear a mask or else!! Why nobody remembers the global pandemic of 1968-1969. Mayors and city council members are now making "laws." In a few years, Jeff Bezos will likely become the world’s first trillionaire. Has Warren Buffett lost his touch? The proper way to hug your grandma. CNN’s Jeanne Moos' weird voice. Spitting is now forbidden in baseball. New "social distancing" rules for the MLB as it prepares to restart the season. The magical horn o' plenty. Are we afraid of a second wave of the coronavirus that might not even happen? Doctor visits during the pandemic are better or worse? How to social distance while playing tennis. President Trump’s new press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, gives another beatdown on live TV. Did two NFL players hold people at a party up at gunpoint? Stranded in the Arctic ... because of a virus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michigan’s governor still lying about her state’s protesters. MLB pitcher refuses to take a pay cut. Joe Biden’s trouble with numbers. People are getting fed up with the lockdown. Missouri vs. China. Some people are terrified right now. Not all Republicans are on board with Trump and not all Democrats are on board with Biden??? Chinese hack threat or mail-in voting. Which is a bigger threat? Will there be football this Fall? Fox Sports plans to pipe in fan noise during sports games. Is socialism becoming more popular? Kentucky governor’s strange PSA. Greta Thunberg embarrassing herself on CNN. Mark Cuban thinks his role on Sharknado makes him qualified for president. Touch screens in cars distracting rivers? Jeffy reviews The Mandalorian. Canadian guy goes 191 mph on a highway. How many guitars does Pat own? Little Kid does a great impersonation of Donald Trump. German Shepherd knows how to use a toilet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you believe about COVID-19 and who do you trust? Dr. Judy Mikovits has a lot to say about how we’re fighting the coronavirus. Elon Musk speaks about civil liberties and how the economy works. CNN will have Greta Thunberg on a coronavirus experts panel?! Mask disclaimer is laughable. Is Texas now a hot spot for the virus? Elon Musk’s economic lesson for the masses. HEROES Act on its way? Essential workers will get up to $10,000 under the new House bill. Yellowstone opening back up might be the only good news left. A Bible scholar said the four horsemen are upon us. Does Mark Cuban consider himself a libertarian? Did the coronavirus take our freedoms away? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump’s response to a reporter's question labeled "racist." 0 COVID-19 cases at Liberty University ... the campus that opened back up for students. The NBA has been texting its players if they want to play again. We have to be careful of the viruses from Mars. Mike Tyson is back! Can Cardinal Joe Tobin bring back sports for us?? The cruise industry is suffering badly. Kevin James helping us get through the lockdown. 2020 college football season is at risk. The Left may build a Golden Fauci soon. Rand Paul challenged Dr. Fauci. 47 youth baseball teams gather for a tournament in Missouri over the weekend. Where has Jesse Jackson been? What did Joe Biden know and when did he know it? When was it the president’s job to provide emergency services? Lori Loughlin’s trial plot thickens, with more details. Should the authorities focus their attention on other important issues? Twitter will now flag "harmful" COVID-19-related tweets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Florida Tech loses its football program. Dr. Fauci warns us about football’s future. Big guest joins Pat later this week. Pentagon officially confirms UFOs. Lady goes off on those not wearing masks. Gloves aren’t protecting you from ANYTHING! Which is worse… “this is the new normal” or “we’re all in this together.” Governors that are bad at handling a pandemic… like Andrew Cuomo. MLB wants players to take lower salaries to make up for lost ticket revenue. How are COVID-19 cases trending? Rose McGowan is alleging Bill Maher sexually harassed her. Joe Biden would be found guilty under the Title IX standards he supports. How good is ESPN’s “The Last Dance”? Jeff Dunham puppet ‘Walter’ looks just like Joe Biden. Are big name Republicans lining up behind Joe Biden just to spite President Donald Trump. Trump is the alligator closest to the boat? The President went head to head with reporters. An update on the Isolation Games between Pat and Keith. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lockdown nonsense rolls on! Barack Obama inserts himself back into politics. Media with egg on their faces regarding the charges against General Michael Flynn. The Western world continues to collapse over lockdown orders. Sports is back! (kind of) Thank you, UFC! The hypocrisy of the left with Tara Reade is nauseating. Tara Reade’s interview with Megyn Kelly. Reade wants Joe Biden to withdraw from the 2020 Presidential Election. Senator Dianne Feinstein has really changed her tune over sexual assault claims. Pat’s new Joe Biden gaffe montage! Tom Brokaw goes after President Donald Trump on Twitter...then pseudo-retracts. US District Judge rescinds Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear ban on citizens going to church services. Unemployment rates continue to increase. Are we living in the end times? Are water bottles the problem? Do people with glasses get the coronavirus less? Elon Musk is looking to move Tesla HQ to Texas...immediately! California now hates him. Is Ellen DeGeneres not as nice as she seems? College Student facing felony charges on hate crimes against herself. Kim Jung Un body double is back on the scene. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re all in this together. Jeffy doesn’t exercise?? People are doing "COVID parties." Over 33 million jobs have been lost. President Donald Trump's valet has tested positive for the coronavirus. Alex Jones ... on helium! Costco limits customers to three items per product. Pizza sales are way up! Do we really need meat? Yes, yes we do. Llama blood may be the cure? Here come the vaccination requirements! When the First Amendment DOESN’T apply? The Space Force will be testing space-based solar power. Would you sign up for the Space Force? Facebook has a supreme court? Asian Giant Hornet or Murder Hornet? Media overblowing the hornets. NHL looking to play 24-team playoffs upon return. The NFL schedule has been released. NFL player held at gunpoint by his wife. There's a Creepy Joe filter! Court documents from 1996 show that Tara Reade’s ex knew of the alleged assault. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants people to still vote for Joe Biden. Elon Musk wants no possessions and says Tesla’s stock is "too high." Jim Bakker fights to sell his COVID-19 cure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pat watches animal videos! Celebrities offer advice on how we should live. Does Bill Gates wear a white hat or a black hat? Back off, New Zealand. Chris Cuomo ... dancing. Adele loses weight, and that’s apparently a bad thing in 2020. The Screen Actors Guild is asking for donations. Is there a new appreciation for Michael Jordan? Relive the moment when Jeff Fisher was caught using the restroom midshow. The results of our “Do you wear a mask?” poll. Illinois will not allow people to return to church until Phase 5 … or a vaccine is available. Dr. Fauci claims the vaccine will be ready in 12 to 18 months. Hillary Kennedy joins the show to talk about UFC. Dana White wants to have a private island for UFC fights and is working with President Donald Trump to bring all sports back. Are people more relaxed wearing masks out in public? Update on the Isolation Games. White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany slams media over coronavirus coverage. What was the world like 50 years ago? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SWAT team called in to stop a bar from opening? Salon owner fined and jailed for opening up and calling out the judge about her right to work. The ever-widening liberal/conservative divide in America. Will you get the coronavirus vaccine when one becomes available? Elon Musk and Tom Cruise looking to film a movie in outer space? Nicolas Cage’s new role as the tiger king. A group of billionaires, including Bill Gates, is investing in making a vaccine for COVID-19. Will anyone take the vaccine when it is ready? The history of polio. Does wearing a mask out in public really work? The cops surrounded a girl dressed up in a stormtrooper outfit. NYC cop drags a regular citizen because he wasn’t social distancing. Five-year-old gets pulled over by a state trooper for reckless driving. Can you buy a Lamborghini for three bucks? Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has officially banned all guns in Canada. A truck-sized asteroid is only 4,350 miles away. Will 2021 be any better? Deals on traveling. Carnival Cruise Line will be running pretty soon. Frontier Airlines allowing passengers to pay extra to keep the middle seat open. Air traffic is down by 95%. Disney profits down 91%. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The unemployment rate continues to climb. In a recent poll, the majority of Democrats do not want to reopen the economy within 6 weeks. 260 million could be heading toward starvation because of COVID-19 economic fallout. How much did Keith spend on gas? NFL legend Don Shula passes away at age 90. Stores begin rationing meat. Prepper loses his doomsday home in foreclosure. Would you allow your phone to track you to stop the virus? Free condoms but not free masks? Why are people wearing masks inside their own vehicles? Will Disney survive the lockdown? How long has the coronavirus actually been around? Court rules against the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team. What would it take for the guys to watch a WNBA game? Which airline goes to Wuhan the most? The mayor of Chicago sends a stern warning to her citizens. Brad Meltzer joins the show to discuss his new book, “The Lincoln Conspiracy.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week of Pat Gray Bingo! Former President Bush comes out of the bushes with advice. Our differences aren’t small in America. Texas opening back up! Did the coronavirus just change the movie theater business forever? Rock-skipping on ESPN! The left goes after Joe Biden’s accuser ... because Biden isn’t Donald Trump. Why won’t Biden release sealed records to exonerate his name? There’s a new Facebook emoji! Wear pants and stop the coronavirus? Florida attorney dresses as the Grim Reaper on the beach. Has North Korea perfected CGI? Alex Jones graphically explains how he will eat his neighbors. His son sits down to have a talk with him. Asian giant hornet is seen in Washington. Is calling it “Asian” considered racist? An updated look at the creation of Adam. “Americans for Prosperity” ... who pays their salaries? Major airlines are making it mandatory for people on board to wear a mask. Is Spirit Airlines a major airline? “The Mountain” broke the all-time deadlifting record by lifting 1,100 lbs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How Jeffy has spent his quarantine. Good news out of Wisconsin. Another doctor suggests Americans need to get back to their jobs. More updates on http://www.scrumptiouscookie.com/. Nancy Pelosi doesn’t need to be lectured. Penguin won’t stop hopping. At least Alex Jones is honest about “eating people”? 50 percent of prisoners have been infected with COVID-19? College and NFL to play on Saturdays? The future of the NFL on Amazon Prime. Is Dr. Fauci destroying the dream of sports coming back? Britney Spears burned down her gym. Pat Sajak explains how hard it is to be a celebrity during the pandemic. Rolling Stones hit #1 on iTunes; the last time they had a #1 song was in 1981. Who is the greatest band of all time? Brazilian president gives zero Fs about the country's coronavirus infections and deaths. Exploring the history of gas prices. Russell K. Skousen joins the show. Joe Biden has officially denied the sexual allegations against him. Elon Musk wants America to be free again. Will NCAA sports start on time? Which sports will start without fans? A 101-year-old woman had Spanish flu and coronavirus and SURVIVED BOTH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Estrogen used to battle the coronavirus? Coronavirus is a racist, sexist, xenophobic, and homophobic virus. Let my people fish already! Another new symptom of COVID-19? Pat has some strong feelings about what Dr. Fauci is saying about sports returning. YouTube responds to removing a video of California doctors speaking against coronavirus guidelines. President Trump shares optimistic outlook on country’s coronavirus recovery. The potential "new normal" is scary, except in Texas, where alcohol to go could become permanent. Economy shrank by nearly 5 percent this quarter, worst since 2009. Keith has reservations for dinner Friday night as Texas reopens. Signs of hope? Pat’s wife started a cookie company! http://www.scrumptiouscookie.com/ Cops show up at a woman’s house because her child had a playdate. Jared Kushner promises we will be back to normal by June. Mayor of Nashville John Cooper plans to raise property taxes during a global pandemic. 3.8 million more file for unemployment. Democrat governors give props to President Donald Trump and his team's efforts in the coronavirus aid. Mail-in votes in 2020 election a legit option? White House administration aims to have vaccines out by later this year, despite what Dr. Fauci says. The Left has been suspiciously silent about the Joe Biden-Tara Reade allegations. Mayor de Blasio: How does New York put up with him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Poor Amber. Jeffy needs to get out of the house! Forced to wear a mask to shop? Food shortage warning from a Texas rancher. Event 201 isn’t hypothetical. Who decides what information is false information? Asteroid coming to Earth soon? Italy ending its lockdown. 750,000 tons of potatoes in danger of being thrown away in Belgium. Jeffy tells what companies and products have an increase in traffic and sales. Mike Tyson wants to return to boxing at age 53 for exhibition fights. The return of professional sports seems imminent. “Dr. Fauci” tries to destroy Keith’s hopes of sports returning. Kenny Rogers and Bill Withers: We lost them. The Democrats are still backing Joe Biden even after these sexual allegations. Joe Biden apparently falls asleep while listening to Hillary Clinton. A reporter is in his boxers on national television. Ohio Democratic Rep. Marcia Fudge talks about businesses reopening and immediately goes racial, saying the only businesses opening are ones for black people go to because the government wants them to spend their stimulus checks. Americans taking advantage of unemployment benefits? Paid to stay at home? China keeps pushing the theory that the U.S. started the coronavirus. 10 percent of Americans believe the U.S. government created the coronavirus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Misleading headlines will make you think the world is ending. A $17 million hospital never sees a single patient. Texas lifting lockdown restrictions. Bill de Blasio found walking in a park in Brooklyn. Pat lists COVID-19 symptoms. More quarantine activities! Netflix has a new documentary about Michelle Obama. When was the last good speaker of the House? Chris Matthews fesses up. Nancy Pelosi struggles to remember her governor’s name. Democrats are "devoted" to the gospel of Matthew. Hospitals paid more for coronavirus patients than for other patients. ESPN’s documentary on the Chicago Bulls really likes to drop the F-bomb ... in prime time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New week, new Pat Gray Bingo card! Is the leader of North Korea dead? NFL draft smashes viewing records. Connecticut senator’s ridiculous draft-night tweets. President Trump’s interesting comments over the weekend. Arrested for selling hay at the wrong place and wrong time. Delay on Disney’s parks reopening? Doctors saying the lockdown needs to end. More and more states open for business. Seven weeks without a murder in Miami. Interesting story about a "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" regular. Bicyclist speaks out about his encounter with Chris Cuomo. Awesome economics lesson from a dad and his daughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the lockdown bringing families together? Dating during a pandemic. Dr. Anthony Fauci is everywhere ... even at the NFL Draft! The successful COVID-19 Swedish model. The Hill reports low coronavirus death rates. A nice return to sports with the NFL Draft! Couple sails around the world and is unaware of the coronavirus pandemic. “Boston … 'Strog'?” Black Democrats supporting President Donald Trump are getting slapped down by their party. Ninja reporter. The pope’s message about the planet. Normalcy? Back to more he/her/they/their shenanigans! Stu stops by to discuss the NFL Draft with the guys. Should Netflix be free right now? Joe Biden flubs ... yet again. Al Gore makes a "surprise" endorsement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The global pandemic has brought lots of clear skies. Paintings discovered in a mummy’s tomb. Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick talks about getting the country rolling again in a very blunt way. A hot mic picks up reporters at the White House talking about a coronavirus vaccine? 100,000 jobs lost at Disney. “What the abstract ____?” Is the NFL Madden game curse still what it used to be? TV Rob’s Joe Biden montage. Pat vs. a “Buick”-sized cockroach. John Kerry is babbling about climate change again. The disappearing planet. A monkey with a kite. People on a rooftop fined in Australia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Earth Day! How will Al Gore celebrate? Joe Biden ready to pick Michelle Obama as a running mate? Michael Bloomberg’s $1.2 billion gamble. What are "sporting events"?? The missing piece of Stonehenge returned! Jeffy tells us his daily quarantine activities. COVID-19 infection rate higher than we first thought? Pennsylvania’s governor has idiotic comments for residents of his state. Beto O’Rouke’s terrible argument for immigrant workers? Chris Cuomo comes back from his coronavirus diagnosis with an embarrassing video. Kids being cute. ACLU vs. Common Sense ... again. COVID-19 talking points translation guide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More states reopening businesses. The price of oil tanks, but a mini-rebound is expected. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez celebrates the collapse of the oil industry. North Korea about to get a new leader? President Trump is still holding a grudge against Mitt Romney. Dadosaur! The De Blasio Youth! President Trump is planning to halt immigration temporarily during this pandemic. Don’t drink camel urine! It’s not a cure. Are men getting hit by the virus harder due to their … giblets? Keith can’t kick a football. Ivy League professor targeting homeschoolers. Beware! Frank Caliendo does it again! Frozen pizza shortage! Land O' Lakes changing its packaging ... because of political correctness? The NFL Draft is two days away! Tomorrow is Earth Day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Music stars raise money for the WHO. President Donald Trump on the attack. Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump go at it over her Chinatown comment. Text NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio hot tips! The American flag was once again projected on the Matterhorn. Are America’s coronavirus numbers inflated and China’s deflated? Even in a pandemic, CVS is still making small talk. Rep. Dan Crenshaw destroys Bill Maher. Joe Biden struggles to speak ... yet again. How Indonesia is combating COVID-19. Why Dr. Phil is being lambasted. Gov. Andrew Cuomo goes after Trump. Roger Goodell gearing up for the NFL Draft. MLB season to be canceled?! Will there be a New Normal? Kellyanne Conway calls out reporter about diversity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices