Pat Gray Unleashed

How Jeffy has spent his quarantine. Good news out of Wisconsin. Another doctor suggests Americans need to get back to their jobs. More updates on http://www.scrumptiouscookie.com/. Nancy Pelosi doesn’t need to be lectured. Penguin won’t stop hopping. At least Alex Jones is honest about “eating people”? 50 percent of prisoners have been infected with COVID-19? College and NFL to play on Saturdays? The future of the NFL on Amazon Prime. Is Dr. Fauci destroying the dream of sports coming back? Britney Spears burned down her gym. Pat Sajak explains how hard it is to be a celebrity during the pandemic. Rolling Stones hit #1 on iTunes; the last time they had a #1 song was in 1981. Who is the greatest band of all time? Brazilian president gives zero Fs about the country's coronavirus infections and deaths. Exploring the history of gas prices. Russell K. Skousen joins the show. Joe Biden has officially denied the sexual allegations against him. Elon Musk wants America to be free again. Will NCAA sports start on time? Which sports will start without fans? A 101-year-old woman had Spanish flu and coronavirus and SURVIVED BOTH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Estrogen used to battle the coronavirus? Coronavirus is a racist, sexist, xenophobic, and homophobic virus. Let my people fish already! Another new symptom of COVID-19? Pat has some strong feelings about what Dr. Fauci is saying about sports returning. YouTube responds to removing a video of California doctors speaking against coronavirus guidelines. President Trump shares optimistic outlook on country’s coronavirus recovery. The potential "new normal" is scary, except in Texas, where alcohol to go could become permanent. Economy shrank by nearly 5 percent this quarter, worst since 2009. Keith has reservations for dinner Friday night as Texas reopens. Signs of hope? Pat’s wife started a cookie company! http://www.scrumptiouscookie.com/ Cops show up at a woman’s house because her child had a playdate. Jared Kushner promises we will be back to normal by June. Mayor of Nashville John Cooper plans to raise property taxes during a global pandemic. 3.8 million more file for unemployment. Democrat governors give props to President Donald Trump and his team's efforts in the coronavirus aid. Mail-in votes in 2020 election a legit option? White House administration aims to have vaccines out by later this year, despite what Dr. Fauci says. The Left has been suspiciously silent about the Joe Biden-Tara Reade allegations. Mayor de Blasio: How does New York put up with him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Poor Amber. Jeffy needs to get out of the house! Forced to wear a mask to shop? Food shortage warning from a Texas rancher. Event 201 isn’t hypothetical. Who decides what information is false information? Asteroid coming to Earth soon? Italy ending its lockdown. 750,000 tons of potatoes in danger of being thrown away in Belgium. Jeffy tells what companies and products have an increase in traffic and sales. Mike Tyson wants to return to boxing at age 53 for exhibition fights. The return of professional sports seems imminent. “Dr. Fauci” tries to destroy Keith’s hopes of sports returning. Kenny Rogers and Bill Withers: We lost them. The Democrats are still backing Joe Biden even after these sexual allegations. Joe Biden apparently falls asleep while listening to Hillary Clinton. A reporter is in his boxers on national television. Ohio Democratic Rep. Marcia Fudge talks about businesses reopening and immediately goes racial, saying the only businesses opening are ones for black people go to because the government wants them to spend their stimulus checks. Americans taking advantage of unemployment benefits? Paid to stay at home? China keeps pushing the theory that the U.S. started the coronavirus. 10 percent of Americans believe the U.S. government created the coronavirus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Misleading headlines will make you think the world is ending. A $17 million hospital never sees a single patient. Texas lifting lockdown restrictions. Bill de Blasio found walking in a park in Brooklyn. Pat lists COVID-19 symptoms. More quarantine activities! Netflix has a new documentary about Michelle Obama. When was the last good speaker of the House? Chris Matthews fesses up. Nancy Pelosi struggles to remember her governor’s name. Democrats are "devoted" to the gospel of Matthew. Hospitals paid more for coronavirus patients than for other patients. ESPN’s documentary on the Chicago Bulls really likes to drop the F-bomb ... in prime time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New week, new Pat Gray Bingo card! Is the leader of North Korea dead? NFL draft smashes viewing records. Connecticut senator’s ridiculous draft-night tweets. President Trump’s interesting comments over the weekend. Arrested for selling hay at the wrong place and wrong time. Delay on Disney’s parks reopening? Doctors saying the lockdown needs to end. More and more states open for business. Seven weeks without a murder in Miami. Interesting story about a "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" regular. Bicyclist speaks out about his encounter with Chris Cuomo. Awesome economics lesson from a dad and his daughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the lockdown bringing families together? Dating during a pandemic. Dr. Anthony Fauci is everywhere ... even at the NFL Draft! The successful COVID-19 Swedish model. The Hill reports low coronavirus death rates. A nice return to sports with the NFL Draft! Couple sails around the world and is unaware of the coronavirus pandemic. “Boston … 'Strog'?” Black Democrats supporting President Donald Trump are getting slapped down by their party. Ninja reporter. The pope’s message about the planet. Normalcy? Back to more he/her/they/their shenanigans! Stu stops by to discuss the NFL Draft with the guys. Should Netflix be free right now? Joe Biden flubs ... yet again. Al Gore makes a "surprise" endorsement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The global pandemic has brought lots of clear skies. Paintings discovered in a mummy’s tomb. Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick talks about getting the country rolling again in a very blunt way. A hot mic picks up reporters at the White House talking about a coronavirus vaccine? 100,000 jobs lost at Disney. “What the abstract ____?” Is the NFL Madden game curse still what it used to be? TV Rob’s Joe Biden montage. Pat vs. a “Buick”-sized cockroach. John Kerry is babbling about climate change again. The disappearing planet. A monkey with a kite. People on a rooftop fined in Australia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Earth Day! How will Al Gore celebrate? Joe Biden ready to pick Michelle Obama as a running mate? Michael Bloomberg’s $1.2 billion gamble. What are "sporting events"?? The missing piece of Stonehenge returned! Jeffy tells us his daily quarantine activities. COVID-19 infection rate higher than we first thought? Pennsylvania’s governor has idiotic comments for residents of his state. Beto O’Rouke’s terrible argument for immigrant workers? Chris Cuomo comes back from his coronavirus diagnosis with an embarrassing video. Kids being cute. ACLU vs. Common Sense ... again. COVID-19 talking points translation guide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More states reopening businesses. The price of oil tanks, but a mini-rebound is expected. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez celebrates the collapse of the oil industry. North Korea about to get a new leader? President Trump is still holding a grudge against Mitt Romney. Dadosaur! The De Blasio Youth! President Trump is planning to halt immigration temporarily during this pandemic. Don’t drink camel urine! It’s not a cure. Are men getting hit by the virus harder due to their … giblets? Keith can’t kick a football. Ivy League professor targeting homeschoolers. Beware! Frank Caliendo does it again! Frozen pizza shortage! Land O' Lakes changing its packaging ... because of political correctness? The NFL Draft is two days away! Tomorrow is Earth Day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Music stars raise money for the WHO. President Donald Trump on the attack. Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump go at it over her Chinatown comment. Text NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio hot tips! The American flag was once again projected on the Matterhorn. Are America’s coronavirus numbers inflated and China’s deflated? Even in a pandemic, CVS is still making small talk. Rep. Dan Crenshaw destroys Bill Maher. Joe Biden struggles to speak ... yet again. How Indonesia is combating COVID-19. Why Dr. Phil is being lambasted. Gov. Andrew Cuomo goes after Trump. Roger Goodell gearing up for the NFL Draft. MLB season to be canceled?! Will there be a New Normal? Kellyanne Conway calls out reporter about diversity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Free speech Friday ... if Cardinal Joe Tobin gives the OK. Are we close to opening back up? Pat Gray takes a quick look at the very detailed "three-phase plan." Brett Favre talks about the future of the NFL. Gay bars hurting for multiple reasons. Dr. Fauci is good with Tinder but not with you going back to work? Sexiest man alive ... Dr. Fauci? Inside Nancy Pelosi’s ritzy kitchen. Story time with Joe Biden. Elizabeth Warren is ready to be vice president. Zoo wars are coming. PatHead Monique sends Pat and Keith snacks ... lots and lots of snacks. BINGO! A doctor pushes back on Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx. Jennifer Knox from Tybee Island, Georgia, joins Pat to discuss how she’s helping her employees at the Sand Bar. Jeffy’s new app obsession. Unicode Standards Consortium. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we seeing the first steps taken by the Apple and Google partnership? An important reminder about our rights from Senator Rand Paul. Our leaders aren’t interested in the Bill of Rights. Churchgoers in Greenville, Mississippi, win their case against the police. Maybe turtles do deserve to die. We’re releasing prisoners early, and the predicted results are happening. Sports close to returning? Elizabeth Warren endorses Joe Biden! Pat goes over some “home remedies” for the coronavirus … don’t do it, please. Llama milk is underrated, apparently. New unemployment numbers, and they’re not good. Giant Asian hornets ... they’re here! A plan to finally wipe out mosquitoes. Chris Cuomo is a hothead. Big ozone hole ... because it’s so cold. Black Democrat endorses President Trump, and there are consequences forthcoming. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Barack Obama endorses Joe Biden. Finally. IRS stimulus checks start arriving today. Chris Cuomo announces he doesn’t like his job. Sports getting ready to start back up? Beatles merchandise auctioned off and Jeffy misses out ... again. Helicopter on Mars! Professional wrestling/WWE is deemed an "essential business" in Florida. Tom Brady is trying to get ahead of the trademark game. Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh doesn’t back down when asked about abortion and his religion. Huge line of cars in Los Angeles for free food. NASCAR driver Kyle Larson is caught saying a racial slur during an iRacing stream, and NASCAR fires him. The top 30 of the richest rock stars of all time. There are still movie theaters open? $4 trillion in debt this year and growing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump has the media eating their own words. With elections coming up, President Trump needs to let people know that he tried to stop the spread way earlier than the media claims. You can expect to see your stimulus check in your bank account soon. President Trump claims he has "total authority" ... umm, no. We always name the virus from where it originated. Seeing medical masks being made is disturbing. Surplus of chicken wings due to the coronavirus. South Dakota seeking trials for the anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine. U.S. taxpayers funded Wuhan lab research. Bernie Sanders endorses Joe Biden. British police storm into man’s home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pat Gray Bingo begins today! What Pat misses since the lockdown. Texas about to reopen for business? What day of the week was Jesus Christ crucified? Happy 50% off candy day! Churches under attack on Easter weekend. Radio DJs: The philosophers of our time. Pat reports the news from the future. "Nonessential" purchases forbidden in Michigan. Which presidents has Joe Biden known intimately? Dr. Fauci wasn’t concerned as recently as February 29. Alyssa Milano doesn’t want you owning guns ... even in these times. Detained for not wearing a mask in Philadelphia. Simple everyday liberties at risk? The rise of the mafia in Italy again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Americans pushing back on lockdown orders. Time to restart the economy. Time to restock the snack area. 5G misinformation. No more Sprite in the building! Can we govern ourselves in America? Joe Biden is still struggling ... with English. Reparations from China? Dogs no longer considered cattle in China. Pope Francis suggests climate change is the reason for the coronavirus. A reporter ahead of the curve on coronavirus truth. Troopers stopping visitors on Texas highways to check their temperatures. Why is the press so against the use of hydroxychloroquine? How has this virus affected you? The League of Legends video game added to ESPN. We’re desperate for sports. Clearly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernie Sanders drops out. Time to pardon the "Tiger King"? Democrat lawmakers don’t know how to wear a mask. Who is funding the WHO? "Speaking moistly." Rep. Dan Crenshaw joins the program to discuss his new book, "Fortitude." And he talks about Pete Davidson. Jameis Winston sets up a coronavirus hotline. Chris Cuomo manipulates video in order to make a dishonest point about the president. Is Rep. Dan Crenshaw conservative enough? Jobless numbers are out and they aren’t good ... yet again. The truth behind the COVID-19 death rates? Alyssa Milano’s new standard for men. Toilet paper costs how much? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pat Gray performs one of his Billboard Top 100 songs this morning. We have shut down our society ... and for what? Arrested for playing T-ball in a park. Defying lockdown orders. Is Jeffy about to strike it rich? Mayor Lightfoot can get a haircut, but you can’t! Jeffy gives up on the beard. President Trump threatens India. India responds. Why there is a shortage of medical masks in the United States. Does the World Health Organization have secret ties with China? Joe Biden picks up an endorsement ... oh, and he really likes fig newtons. A Democrat politician thanks President Trump for saving her life. Churches leery of taking federal money, for good reason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone is wearing a mask, even Joe Biden! Maxine Waters says listen to Dr. Fauci and not President Trump. OK. ... They’re saying the same thing. Patients should be able to take whatever drug they want. Why the pushback against hydroxychloroquine? NBC Washington’s regrettable tweet about Governor Northam. The ways governments are tracking citizens in the wake of COVID-19. Drones everywhere! We go to our reporter on the streets for "ghetto facts." The queen speaks to her people. They’ll never take our feet and inches! Are sports close to returning? Airline travel down 95% from a year ago. American Airlines crams passengers in the rear of the plane. GDP down at least 30%? Chicago mayor not practicing what she preaches. The day the Earth stopped vibrating. Gender reveal party goes wrong. Hillary in "Silence of the Lambs." At least there are no illegal border crossings at the moment! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot of death coming this week. Don’t go to the grocery store? Plenty of blame to go around for the COVID-19 outbreak, including China and the WHO. Televising a game of "HORSE"? NHL to play in North Dakota? Ticketed for watching a sunset! Snitches get ... rewards? Pedophiles set free while Americans get arrested for surfing. Americans will still stay at home even once the shelter-in-place is lifted. President George W. Bush was prepared for a viral outbreak, so what happened? President Barack Obama tapped into the nation’s N95 mask supply in 2009 but never replenished it. Gov. Newsom continues to praise President Trump. PM Justin Trudeau praises China’s dictatorship. AOC continues to bash America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Laredo, Texas, orders residents to wear masks when going out in public or using public transportation. Keith finds out what “Netflix and chill" means. Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp didn’t know asymptomatic people could pass the virus. Jeffy should have been in the Netflix show "Tiger King." Did "Tiger King" save Netflix? Stealing toilet paper? Are the wealthy buying out hotels? Tom Brady buys Derek Jeter’s house. An ironic neighborhood has the most cases of coronavirus in the country. Cuomo’s ex-girlfriend responds to speculation about whether he has nipple rings. Police put a message on a cop car. Nothing reusable in San Francisco. Do stores decide what’s essential and non-essential? "Wet" markets closed in China. Jay Leno shamed for dog comment. Another parody from Nation of Jake! Hair-freezing contest! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More than 5,000 deaths from the coronavirus in the U.S. Celebrity succumbs to the virus; World War II veteran survives it. Las Vegas looks like a ghost town. Sen. Tom Cotton tried to warn us. Democrats investigating President Trump over the coronavirus? Democrats gave a lot of bad advice about COVID-19. Update on when we may get sports! A rain forest once called Antarctica home. Does CNN write real news stories on April Fools'? Cardi B isn’t handling the lockdown very well. What is wrong with Virginia? Man goes crazy because a store ran out of an item. Police pull over a man teaching his dog to drive a car? Another dog retrieves Cheetos from a local store for its owner. A truck full of toilet paper goes up in flames. Andrew Cuomo might have a hidden piercing? Cities take basketball rims off to stop people from gathering in groups. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Oprah Winfrey running for president?! "Painful two weeks ahead" but reasons for hope. Watch out for COVID-19 scams! Jonathan Turley calls out his own network, CNN. Is the NFL coming back no matter what? Suzanne Somers and Dolly Parton heading to Playboy? New song from Bob Dylan. Canada stressing out about the United States border. Airlines set to shut down? A TV show Jeffy hasn’t seen! Kate Winslet teaches us how to wash hands. China’s wet markets are back at it. Mike Lindell is still receiving backlash from his speech. The Cuomo brothers go at it again on CNN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who is the Tiger King? How much of your freedom would you give up for your safety? Sweden has more freedom than the U.S. currently? Drew Brees is donating $5 million to the state of Louisiana. China, why are you still eating exotic animals?! NFL football gives us hope. FDA fast-tracking drug to stop COVID-19. Should we send cows to China? President Trump vs. Jim Acosta. The media will not apologize for false information against the president. Andrew Cuomo's ridiculous popularity spike. De Blasio wants to shut down churches. Pastor arrested in Florida for holding services. Don’t challenge Hillsborough County Emergency Policy Group. Trump relaxing mileage standards on vehicles. The glaring difference between New York and Texas. Big day for Space Force! It’s census time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Day 19 without sports. Production Act goes into effect. President Trump vs. Rep. Massie. The coronavirus stimulus was only "a down payment" for what’s to come, according to Speaker Pelosi. The WHO/U.N. carrying water for China over the coronavirus. Ready to have your cell phone tracked by the government? The mafia is also being crippled by the coronavirus. ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit says the NFL and college football should be postponed. Remembering Joe Biden’s words about #MeToo claims. How does a hospital go from 10,000 to 300,000 masks? Chuck Todd asks Joe Biden: “Is there blood on the president’s hands?” Cody Wilson, the 3D gun guy, is back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeffy joins the show from the bunker. New York is the coronavirus epicenter of America. Record week for unemployment. The pork inside the coronavirus bill. What exactly is in the CARES Act? Democrats are already planning for another huge stimulus package. We hold these truths, et cetera. Never accept the phrase, “One person can’t change the world.” Boris Johnson tests positive for coronavirus. Celebrities who have contracted the virus. Tell PatHeads about your small business! President Trump wants new guidelines for coronavirus containment. Suspending mortgage payments in California. Strings attached in the bailout bill. Mexicans are blocking Americans from entering? Which state is drinking the most during the coronavirus lockdown? Top 10 cities with the worst traffic. Things are bad ... but they’re not vegan bad! CEOs giving salaries up for employees. Is the Iranian government about to fall? Another celebrity speaks out against capitalism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Senate passes the coronavirus bill. Something for everyone in the huge relief bill! Rep. Rashida Tlaib’s big plan to fund America. Step outside in Chicago? You risk arrest. Disobey lockdown order in Los Angeles? Prepare to lose your electricity and water. Nancy Pelosi claims spending bill was only about COVID-19. Rep. Schiff: Coronavirus relief bill is "for the health of our democracy." Joe Biden’s new troubles. How society is changing in the wake of the virus. Comrade Britney Spears? Don’t lick toilets!! Goodbye, Moviefone. The coronavirus is a gendered crisis? Unemployment numbers are out and they’re stunning. When is baseball going to start? More Democrat debates coming? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andrew Cuomo seems to have switched sides on President Trump. Was sending home college students a good idea? Pat Gray digs into Boris Johnson’s speech about quarantine. Gun shops are closing down across the country, state by state. Nancy Pelosi mongering notions. America to reopen by Easter? Flick the booger. $6 trillion bailouts coming to a country near you. Joe Biden leading Donald Trump in "swing counties"? Joe Biden gaffing again? Americans stepping up across the nation. Elon Musk shows just how great capitalism is. Joe Biden is still lying about President Trump. California falling apart. Amazing activities for while you’re stuck at home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Defining "essential" personnel. President Trump vs. Dr. Fauci. What’s in the stimulus bill? Will socialism get credit for saving us from the coronavirus? Joe Biden vs. a teleprompter. Famous places are empty worldwide with the global pandemic. Don’t drink fish tank cleaner! America to reopen within weeks? The unintended consequences of a global pandemic. Truck drivers are essential! Leaning on the ingenuity of Americans. Madonna is very, very bizarre. A man’s life saved by a drug Trump has been promoting. Potato soup for the COVID-19 soul? Summer Olympics officially delayed. “Keeping My Distance” parody song. How Americans are spending their time on lockdown. Uncharted territory for toilet paper manufacturers. Keith’s rough visit to Burger King. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dallas added to list of cities on lockdown as of tonight. A drug that is showing real promise in the fight against COVID-19. Coronavirus by the numbers. Governor Andrew Cuomo’s heartfelt message for the public. Democrats shoot down the proposed stimulus bill. News of terrible unemployment numbers. President Trump calls for the National Guard. British rugby commentator decides to commentate on real life events. Do you have enough toilet paper? Check the toilet paper calculator! New motto: We make the apocalypse fun! We are a society desperate for sports. Here are some myths proven false surrounding the virus. Asian-Americans attacked. The trials of working from home. Is Disney struggling to stay afloat? Is China really getting back to normal or are they hiding something? Comfort food sales going up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

California is on lockdown. How much freedom are we willing to let go of? Did Joe Biden need help walking off the stage? The federal government is going to send out money, but how much will go out, and who will get it? How to wash your hands. Whoopi Goldberg isn’t happy with President Trump. Washing your hands with ... cheese? This is immunity country! Celebrities sing a song during quarantine. Are golf courses closing? Baltimore needs to stop killing each other. The Cuomo brothers as kids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take the Temperature Thursday. Good news regarding the coronavirus. Can our society handle the hysteria? What are we giving up to fight the coronavirus? How Pat lost his prep supplies. A doctor teaches us about the coronavirus and the importance of soap. PatHeads share their experiences as the coronavirus lockdown continues across the nation. Oil prices are way down. Are we talking ourselves into a depression? Looks like we’ll have movies to watch while quarantined at home! Renters to get relief. "The China Flu." Earthquake in Utah. Home Depot waiting line. Big government is getting bigger thanks to the hysteria. The absence of sports is taking its toll. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Going to jail for violating any of the lockdowns?! Andrew Yang, is that you? Andrew Cuomo gives props to Donald Trump for his fight against the coronavirus. Even CNN praising President Trump! Are professional sports over for 2020? Cities and states closing down their school systems and jails being emptied. Jeffy joins us from the Quarantine Bunker to discuss price gouging, the future of movies, and sheltering in place. Time to unplug the U.S. debt clock! Subscribe to the podcast or now on PlutoTV. Joe Biden pretty much seals the deal against Bernie Sanders. Jules calls in to update PatHeads on her health. Stop listening to journalists; listen to the CDC! The Constitution is paramount. Average age of coronavirus deaths in the U.S. Bill de Blasio is better than you. Coronavirus vaccine testing begins. San Francisco’s intense measures to combat the outbreak. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Don’t catch the coronavirus! Can we get sports during quarantine? Society is changing ... but for how long? The great marble race of 2020! How do you define price-gouging? Plenty of kale available! Hysteria and panic at grocery stores around the country. A leprechaun ... in a tree? How is Al Roker handling the toilet paper crisis? Arnold Schwarzenegger’s odd kitchen-table video. Did Psychic Nikki predict the coronavirus pandemic? Longest-serving monarchs in history. Andrew Gillum’s hotel experience. Democrat Party continues to reject pro-life voters. Twitter’s double standard in the Trump vs. Biden election. Iran’s got problems. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How much should the government clamp down to stop the coronavirus? Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders' solution for everything? More government. What’s the point of working when Bernie will just give you a salary? Mexico to build a wall on the border? Light at the end of the coronavirus tunnel? A science experiment with "germs." Pray for our nation. Joe Biden’s technology problem. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez changes her tune on going to restaurants. Will Bernie’s Bolsheviks show up in November? No more excuses for Hunter Biden. Nationalize factories? Israel’s plan to track citizens. Americans must be very careful about the powers we’re giving up to governments. The toothpaste that kills the coronavirus? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everything is canceled! Churches, sports, Paul Harvey; it’s all canceled. We may be overreacting just a tad bit. Pat goes over new CDC numbers in the U.S. China is blaming America for the coronavirus now. Will rights be ignored in favor of coronavirus control? Operation Crossfire Hurricane. Not frequenting restaurants is racist now. Doctors sued for allowing teen to transition. Sex education in kindergarten? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Things just got weird in the NBA. Tom Hanks has the coronavirus and Elvis in Australia? Trump addresses European travel ban. CNN attacks Trump for saying ... well, anything. Will the Olympics be canceled this summer? How long until we get a coronavirus vaccine? Still nothing wrong with washing your hands! Is President Trump divisive for encouraging American unity? Stores are putting a limit on toilet paper purchases. Bernie talks about "Chiner," communism, and coronavirus. The smoking backpack found not to be connected to fraternity. Harvey Weinstein sentenced. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stick a fork in Bernie Sanders? Joe Biden wins big ... again. Biden loses his cool when talking guns with an auto worker. No, Joe, no one wants to “take it outside.” Twitter protecting Biden? Revisiting Biden’s false claims about a truck driver involved in a wreck that left his wife dead. Jeffy drops in for Chewing the Fat. Are mullets back in? Trash bags and bleach: Can you be over-prepared for the coronavirus? Smurfs in France, transgender pageant in Thailand: Life goes on despite the coronavirus outbreak. Cancel the rest of the Democrat primaries? Alex Jones gets a DWI. One Democrat is giving President Trump credit for his handling of the coronavirus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Biden leading Bernie Sanders big-time in the polls today. Oil and stocks tumble as coronavirus news continues to be bad. Time for congressmen to stay home? Tax cuts coming? MSNBC giddy that Trump could lose because of the coronavirus. With the coronavirus still causing trouble, Dublin cancels St. Patrick's Day parade. Want to remain free? Use common sense. Where to survive the coronavirus. Bernie’s coronavirus plan. How North Korea is dealing with the coronavirus. Did Bill Gates predict this virus five years ago? Time to start renaming diseases? The Daily Wire’s hilarious Democrat campaign compilation. Another fake racist "attack" "Geo-fence warrants" and what that means to you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prepare for a battle royale for toilet paper at your local supermarket. Time to end the handshake in society? How the coronavirus spread in Italy. Ways to slow the spread of the virus. Glenn Beck stops by to ask for prayers. Today is the day to buy gold? What the government can legally do to stop the spread of a virus. Hillary Clinton finally seems real about something! AOC’s message to illegal aliens. MSNBC has a problem with basic math. Greta Thunberg isn’t happy with the media. Bad news for Jussie Smollett. Genderless fairy godmother coming to a "Cinderella" remake. More cash returned after a civil asset forfeiture case. Don’t mess with Texas’ ice cream! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The long line of terrible Democrat candidates. Time to lose an hour of sleep! Joe Biden’s VP pick will be … Michelle Obama?! Mortal Kombat: Joe Biden vs. Bernie Sanders. Peyton Manning to the broadcast booth? Coronavirus spending bill passes; one senator voted against it. Good news about civil asset forfeiture. Alex Jones is ready for war! Guy destroys his own car. Watering a fake plant ... for two years. Bill Clinton’s excuse for his Monica Lewinsky affair. Chuck Schumer’s non-apology. Busy Philipps credits her abortion for her life of luxury. How many Millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A 25-year-old woman’s life ... as a baby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Biden about to put Bernie Sanders away? Chuck Schumer threatens Supreme Court justices. Burr vs. Pompeo? Supreme Court close to making a big ruling on abortion case. Volcanoes in the news! President Trump going to drop Mike Pence for Nikki Haley? Electing a government vs. forming a government. Daredevils, volcanoes, and the element of risk. More race hoaxes. Texas rejects a member of the Bush family. Coronavirus update. Democrat Party meltdown. Volcanoes. Pandemic. Locusts. Tornadoes. Asteroids. We’re all biblically doomed. Tom Brady trade coming? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Biden’s big Super Tuesday. Coronavirus already affecting the economy. The ridiculous Bernie Sanders teddy bear. How cultures are adjusting to the coronavirus outbreak. Inflatable pants are here! A legendary band is reuniting! The amazing rebirth of Joe Biden. No good choices for Democrats. Revisiting Chris Matthews' sudden departure from MSNBC. How to help Nashville. The offensive smell of grilling out?! What your car’s value says about you. More climate change hysteria. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#PatGrayNewYear & #YouKnowTheThing. Chris Matthews had one more "Hardball" segment yesterday that lasted about two minutes. Beto is back! He endorses Joe Biden (along with Buttigieg and Klobuchar). Joe Biden screws up the Declaration of Independence. Democrats choose: Socialist or senility? Why are we dragging children into the transgender world? No transgender will participate in America’s women’s Olympic team. There is some good news for the coronavirus; not so much for us humans. Now we are forcing kids to dance with each other? Important cases before the Supreme Court. Roe v. Wade to be tested. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The results are in: Which peanut butter is the best? Joe Biden dominates in South Carolina. Pete Buttigieg and Tom Steyer make their exit after South Carolina. We now have two deaths in the U.S. related to the coronavirus. Coronavrius recession coming? The real history of the phrase "separation of church and state." Bad week for Chris Matthews. Could he be out at MSNBC? Joe Biden will change the power of the president if he takes office. Even when Joe Biden tries to explain his comments, he doesn’t make sense. Tony Romo’s big payday. Coronavirus predicted ... by Dean Koontz? Happy anniversary, Judy! Oprah falls, Steyer dances, and the U.S. is leaving Afghanistan. Greta and her friends destroy a green space in Britain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Should we be panicking about the coronavirus? Pants and beer and how they are connected to the coronavirus. China to ban the eating of dogs? How about throwing bats in that list too? Democrats are backing Bernie Sanders and his Castro comments. A construction company in Dallas, Texas, failed to bring down a building, and now it has its own following. Disney is dropping in streams due to the lack of content for adults. Even though Baby Yoda is pricey, it is already sold out. Economic systems explained ... through cows. Hospital care worker was caught doing what? Average age of death in the U.S. when abortion factored in. States we love to hate ... and love. Athlete’s throat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

America has flirted with socialism before. Al Gore played on our fears, and so does the climate catastrophe industry. Polar bear cannibalism! Diet colas to become a victim of the coronavirus? Stay out the bushes! Chick-fil-A kale crunch salad? Armadillos the size of cars? College students discuss abortion without thinking critically. A physician predicts how the coronavirus will affect the United States. Dudes wearing wedding dresses. It’s a thing? Trouble with Facebook filters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Democratic debate last night was once again chaotic. Pat could only watch two minutes! Why does Bernie Sanders want to be president in 2020 of a country he hates? The coronavirus is deadly, not to our health but to our economy. A woman plays her violin during brain surgery. Rise in surgical mask prices cause Amazon to take action. Leadership change at Disney. Jeffy’s brand-new YouTube channel! Oh wait, Elizabeth Warren is now pro-life? Joe Biden is giving out fake facts about gun violence. Pete Buttigieg has studied Barack Obama closely. Starbucks in the U.K. under fire for its fundraiser for transgenders. Do Democrats have a shot in Texas? No federal funding for clinics that offer abortions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a new app! We go over some troubleshooting solutions for you if you are having trouble. Joe Biden is getting desperate for votes. The more research done on the coronavirus, the more we know of its origin. Many big-name celebrities testified against Harvey Weinstein during his trial, and it looks like he could be in jail for a long time. If the ballot consisted of Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, could they beat Donald Trump and Mike Pence? The turnout for President Trump in India was outstanding! Audio resurfaces of Michelle Obama praising Harvey Weinstein. Time for another drag queen story time! The LGBT community has changed drastically. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Nevada caucus goes to … Bernie Sanders. Democrats are still pushing socialism through the next stage while acting like they oppose socialist ideas. No U.S. flags to be found in an Iowa public school. Dick Van Dyke comes out as a Bernie Sanders supporter. Michael Bloomberg to allow women to be released from their NDAs. Clint Eastwood to support Michael Bloomberg. Who has the worst jokes, Elizabeth Warren or Amy Klobuchar? How much farther can Joe Biden fall? President Trump is in India. The Olympics could be moved or even canceled due to the coronavirus?! YouTuber who is a part of the LGBT community is leaving the Left. Zamboni driver is the backup to the backup goalie. So Ilhan Omar did marry her brother. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices