Pat Gray Unleashed

The real reason Minneapolis is burning to the ground. What else can the year 2020 throw at us? Rioters in Minnesota destroy a police station. How President Trump could change the social media landscape with one tweet. A country admits lockdowns weren’t worth it. What ever happened to "flattening the curve"?? A governor’s hypocritical actions. The town that won’t wear masks. Wearing a mask is just a symbol. The looting continues in Minneapolis. The bad police work involving the George Floyd situation. Hong Kong protesters are out once again. Pat is ready for more stimulus money from the government. 40 million unemployed in America currently. The U.S. has gained $5 trillion in debt in only two months. Civil asset forfeiture continues in America, this time in Boston. Would you keep $1 million dollars that you found on the side of the road? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The people of Minneapolis took to the streets in riots and looting after the death of George Floyd. Destroying a city helps nobody. Alyssa Milano is "proud" of Staten Island shoppers for yelling at a woman for not wearing a mask. 100,000 COVID-19 deaths. "Tip of the iceberg" in global pandemic viruses? Brazil’s big-time virus problem. The press vs. President Trump ... on literally everything. White House press secretary destroys reporter. "Soak up the sun," like Sheryl Crow once told us. Will a COVID-19 vaccine be mandatory in America? Meet Twitter’s new "Head of Site Integrity." How President Trump can change the face of social media with one action. Is it "be" or "beat" Joe Biden? Footage from inside the destroyed Target in Minneapolis. KFC updating its chicken sandwich to compete with Chick-fil-A. Van Halen singer Sammy Hagar says he’s not social distancing any more. A kid stays calm while a giant brown bear follows him down a hill. More evidence that more people are immune to COVID-19. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Police kill George Floyd in Minneapolis. Why? Geraldo Rivera wants us to wear masks. MSNBC called out for not wearing masks when they expect you to wear them. Economic recovery to be quick and big? Don’t let people see that you have a family. Some good news and some bad news about the return of sports in America. Ten-year-old saves her home from being robbed! A look back at Jimmy Fallon doing blackface. Churches still battling to open up. SpaceX Crew Dragon launches today. Walmart one-way stickers finally being removed? Another Karen calls the cops. What’s happening to the Earth’s magnetic field? Four Horsemen on their way? Woman plays the cello eight different ways to make a song. Lance Armstrong cheated his entire career? Is Michael Jordan regretting making "The Last Dance"? MLB might not return this year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A teenager’s lockdown project is why we’re on lockdown. Mob surrounds lady at the grocery store ... for not wearing a mask. Virginia’s governor doesn’t follow his own orders about social distancing and mask-wearing. Alabama facing another important election. Shocker: The CDC has been screwing up the COVID-19 numbers. Manned space flight returns this week! The history of Russia’s nuclear testing. President Trump is thinking about doing a nuclear test? The Left anticipating coronavirus death toll to reach over 100,000? Joe Biden’s “You Ain’t Black” statement took the internet by storm. Stimulus checks about to be a regular occurrence? U.S. debt put into perspective. What is Herschel Walker doing nowadays? A new, faster internet on the horizon? Alex Jones has a new song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Jeffy ever leave his house? Elmo is getting a talk show on HBO Max. Sports ... almost back! Former NFL head coach speaks out against the new "Rooney Rule" proposal. Stacey Abrams is upset that illegal immigrants aren’t represented in Congress. Joe Biden trying to be witty is a FAIL. Aunt Becky headed to the pokey. Nancy Pelosi makes a weird analogy about President Trump. Caller etiquette. In five days, SpaceX Crew Dragon will launch. Can there be some comfort in space capsules? How many space missions have failed? A COVID-19 surcharge? A sky judge in the NFL? A glimpse at Chick-fil-A delivery service. Ami Horowitz goes on the street and asks if people REALLY believe all women. Scientists made a human-mouse hybrid. We’re listening to a person who identifies as a deer??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Lauer responds to rape allegations. Where’s Dr. Fauci? Can you find him? What’s the point of the one-way aisle? Costco requires masks for all customers. New facts about the coronavirus. An elderly couple was forcibly taken to the hospital. But why? The great mask divide in America. Vaccines will be the next great divide in America. Forgetting Jimmy Stewart’s birthday. Hawaii is telling visitors not to visit Hawaii. NFL player sues United Airlines. John Hickenlooper plays "basketball." Joe Biden gets ratioed on Twitter. Guy tries to drive his truck away while it’s on a tow truck. A bad Volkswagen commercial is being considered "racist." Matt Lauer responds to Ronan Farrow’s comments about him in Farrow's book. A trans-species Twitch streamer identifies as a deer. Mediaite senior columnist John Ziegler joins the show to discuss Matt Lauer’s side of the story regarding rape allegations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Americans everywhere are pushing back on freedom-crushing edicts. President Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine, and the Left is beside itself. Masks, noodles, and other social distancing nonsense. The new normal? Joe Biden’s incriminating phone call with Ukraine is leaked. Jeffy’s family welcomes a new member. Aliens are landing in ... Indonesia? Hackers about to release files on celebrities? Political underwear ... for a cause. Pier 1 files for bankruptcy. Joe Biden’s quid pro quo phone call. Biden insult bot. Roasted seaweed chips are available for purchase. Seattle using the COVID-19 crisis to send tax dollars to illegal aliens. The CDC says touching surfaces doesn’t spread the virus as fast as they said before. The timeline of Dr. Fauci's COVID-19 statements. What will the rest of 2020 look like? A cat proving he is the best soccer goalie in the world. NFL owners voted to have incentives to increase the number of people of color in higher positions in the league. Guy refuses to give his name and was arrested while leaving the gym. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Nancy Pelosi a Michael Jackson look-alike? Alan Dershowitz claims we CAN be legally forced to get a vaccine? President Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine. Lots of good news yesterday! States are opening up! Joe Biden is gaffe-tastic. Who will be Biden’s VP pick? “Supermodel” Stacey Abrams. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Air travel about to get even more annoying. Was anyone greater than Michael Jordan? China wants us to know they’re working on a vaccine. OK? Pearl Jam includes Greta Thunberg in their new music video. A woman arrested while holding a “We Are Free” sign. Gun bans don’t work and New Zealand is learning that. The federal government has spent more this fiscal year more than any other year. Kevin Sorbo sent out a tweet explaining how people ‘expect’ too much. Study shows that there is a spike in areas that are still in lockdown. A restaurant requires customers to have an intertube on… this is where we are at. If you don’t know someone’s gender, the UN got you covered. Arrested for surfing. Is the lockdown leading to mental illness? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New Pat Gray Bingo card! The left is mobilized against Joe Biden’s accuser, Tara Reade. Another salon owner vs. government edict. Wear a mask or else!! Why nobody remembers the global pandemic of 1968-1969. Mayors and city council members are now making "laws." In a few years, Jeff Bezos will likely become the world’s first trillionaire. Has Warren Buffett lost his touch? The proper way to hug your grandma. CNN’s Jeanne Moos' weird voice. Spitting is now forbidden in baseball. New "social distancing" rules for the MLB as it prepares to restart the season. The magical horn o' plenty. Are we afraid of a second wave of the coronavirus that might not even happen? Doctor visits during the pandemic are better or worse? How to social distance while playing tennis. President Trump’s new press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, gives another beatdown on live TV. Did two NFL players hold people at a party up at gunpoint? Stranded in the Arctic ... because of a virus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michigan’s governor still lying about her state’s protesters. MLB pitcher refuses to take a pay cut. Joe Biden’s trouble with numbers. People are getting fed up with the lockdown. Missouri vs. China. Some people are terrified right now. Not all Republicans are on board with Trump and not all Democrats are on board with Biden??? Chinese hack threat or mail-in voting. Which is a bigger threat? Will there be football this Fall? Fox Sports plans to pipe in fan noise during sports games. Is socialism becoming more popular? Kentucky governor’s strange PSA. Greta Thunberg embarrassing herself on CNN. Mark Cuban thinks his role on Sharknado makes him qualified for president. Touch screens in cars distracting rivers? Jeffy reviews The Mandalorian. Canadian guy goes 191 mph on a highway. How many guitars does Pat own? Little Kid does a great impersonation of Donald Trump. German Shepherd knows how to use a toilet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you believe about COVID-19 and who do you trust? Dr. Judy Mikovits has a lot to say about how we’re fighting the coronavirus. Elon Musk speaks about civil liberties and how the economy works. CNN will have Greta Thunberg on a coronavirus experts panel?! Mask disclaimer is laughable. Is Texas now a hot spot for the virus? Elon Musk’s economic lesson for the masses. HEROES Act on its way? Essential workers will get up to $10,000 under the new House bill. Yellowstone opening back up might be the only good news left. A Bible scholar said the four horsemen are upon us. Does Mark Cuban consider himself a libertarian? Did the coronavirus take our freedoms away? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump’s response to a reporter's question labeled "racist." 0 COVID-19 cases at Liberty University ... the campus that opened back up for students. The NBA has been texting its players if they want to play again. We have to be careful of the viruses from Mars. Mike Tyson is back! Can Cardinal Joe Tobin bring back sports for us?? The cruise industry is suffering badly. Kevin James helping us get through the lockdown. 2020 college football season is at risk. The Left may build a Golden Fauci soon. Rand Paul challenged Dr. Fauci. 47 youth baseball teams gather for a tournament in Missouri over the weekend. Where has Jesse Jackson been? What did Joe Biden know and when did he know it? When was it the president’s job to provide emergency services? Lori Loughlin’s trial plot thickens, with more details. Should the authorities focus their attention on other important issues? Twitter will now flag "harmful" COVID-19-related tweets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Florida Tech loses its football program. Dr. Fauci warns us about football’s future. Big guest joins Pat later this week. Pentagon officially confirms UFOs. Lady goes off on those not wearing masks. Gloves aren’t protecting you from ANYTHING! Which is worse… “this is the new normal” or “we’re all in this together.” Governors that are bad at handling a pandemic… like Andrew Cuomo. MLB wants players to take lower salaries to make up for lost ticket revenue. How are COVID-19 cases trending? Rose McGowan is alleging Bill Maher sexually harassed her. Joe Biden would be found guilty under the Title IX standards he supports. How good is ESPN’s “The Last Dance”? Jeff Dunham puppet ‘Walter’ looks just like Joe Biden. Are big name Republicans lining up behind Joe Biden just to spite President Donald Trump. Trump is the alligator closest to the boat? The President went head to head with reporters. An update on the Isolation Games between Pat and Keith. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lockdown nonsense rolls on! Barack Obama inserts himself back into politics. Media with egg on their faces regarding the charges against General Michael Flynn. The Western world continues to collapse over lockdown orders. Sports is back! (kind of) Thank you, UFC! The hypocrisy of the left with Tara Reade is nauseating. Tara Reade’s interview with Megyn Kelly. Reade wants Joe Biden to withdraw from the 2020 Presidential Election. Senator Dianne Feinstein has really changed her tune over sexual assault claims. Pat’s new Joe Biden gaffe montage! Tom Brokaw goes after President Donald Trump on Twitter...then pseudo-retracts. US District Judge rescinds Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear ban on citizens going to church services. Unemployment rates continue to increase. Are we living in the end times? Are water bottles the problem? Do people with glasses get the coronavirus less? Elon Musk is looking to move Tesla HQ to Texas...immediately! California now hates him. Is Ellen DeGeneres not as nice as she seems? College Student facing felony charges on hate crimes against herself. Kim Jung Un body double is back on the scene. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re all in this together. Jeffy doesn’t exercise?? People are doing "COVID parties." Over 33 million jobs have been lost. President Donald Trump's valet has tested positive for the coronavirus. Alex Jones ... on helium! Costco limits customers to three items per product. Pizza sales are way up! Do we really need meat? Yes, yes we do. Llama blood may be the cure? Here come the vaccination requirements! When the First Amendment DOESN’T apply? The Space Force will be testing space-based solar power. Would you sign up for the Space Force? Facebook has a supreme court? Asian Giant Hornet or Murder Hornet? Media overblowing the hornets. NHL looking to play 24-team playoffs upon return. The NFL schedule has been released. NFL player held at gunpoint by his wife. There's a Creepy Joe filter! Court documents from 1996 show that Tara Reade’s ex knew of the alleged assault. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants people to still vote for Joe Biden. Elon Musk wants no possessions and says Tesla’s stock is "too high." Jim Bakker fights to sell his COVID-19 cure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pat watches animal videos! Celebrities offer advice on how we should live. Does Bill Gates wear a white hat or a black hat? Back off, New Zealand. Chris Cuomo ... dancing. Adele loses weight, and that’s apparently a bad thing in 2020. The Screen Actors Guild is asking for donations. Is there a new appreciation for Michael Jordan? Relive the moment when Jeff Fisher was caught using the restroom midshow. The results of our “Do you wear a mask?” poll. Illinois will not allow people to return to church until Phase 5 … or a vaccine is available. Dr. Fauci claims the vaccine will be ready in 12 to 18 months. Hillary Kennedy joins the show to talk about UFC. Dana White wants to have a private island for UFC fights and is working with President Donald Trump to bring all sports back. Are people more relaxed wearing masks out in public? Update on the Isolation Games. White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany slams media over coronavirus coverage. What was the world like 50 years ago? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SWAT team called in to stop a bar from opening? Salon owner fined and jailed for opening up and calling out the judge about her right to work. The ever-widening liberal/conservative divide in America. Will you get the coronavirus vaccine when one becomes available? Elon Musk and Tom Cruise looking to film a movie in outer space? Nicolas Cage’s new role as the tiger king. A group of billionaires, including Bill Gates, is investing in making a vaccine for COVID-19. Will anyone take the vaccine when it is ready? The history of polio. Does wearing a mask out in public really work? The cops surrounded a girl dressed up in a stormtrooper outfit. NYC cop drags a regular citizen because he wasn’t social distancing. Five-year-old gets pulled over by a state trooper for reckless driving. Can you buy a Lamborghini for three bucks? Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has officially banned all guns in Canada. A truck-sized asteroid is only 4,350 miles away. Will 2021 be any better? Deals on traveling. Carnival Cruise Line will be running pretty soon. Frontier Airlines allowing passengers to pay extra to keep the middle seat open. Air traffic is down by 95%. Disney profits down 91%. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The unemployment rate continues to climb. In a recent poll, the majority of Democrats do not want to reopen the economy within 6 weeks. 260 million could be heading toward starvation because of COVID-19 economic fallout. How much did Keith spend on gas? NFL legend Don Shula passes away at age 90. Stores begin rationing meat. Prepper loses his doomsday home in foreclosure. Would you allow your phone to track you to stop the virus? Free condoms but not free masks? Why are people wearing masks inside their own vehicles? Will Disney survive the lockdown? How long has the coronavirus actually been around? Court rules against the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team. What would it take for the guys to watch a WNBA game? Which airline goes to Wuhan the most? The mayor of Chicago sends a stern warning to her citizens. Brad Meltzer joins the show to discuss his new book, “The Lincoln Conspiracy.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week of Pat Gray Bingo! Former President Bush comes out of the bushes with advice. Our differences aren’t small in America. Texas opening back up! Did the coronavirus just change the movie theater business forever? Rock-skipping on ESPN! The left goes after Joe Biden’s accuser ... because Biden isn’t Donald Trump. Why won’t Biden release sealed records to exonerate his name? There’s a new Facebook emoji! Wear pants and stop the coronavirus? Florida attorney dresses as the Grim Reaper on the beach. Has North Korea perfected CGI? Alex Jones graphically explains how he will eat his neighbors. His son sits down to have a talk with him. Asian giant hornet is seen in Washington. Is calling it “Asian” considered racist? An updated look at the creation of Adam. “Americans for Prosperity” ... who pays their salaries? Major airlines are making it mandatory for people on board to wear a mask. Is Spirit Airlines a major airline? “The Mountain” broke the all-time deadlifting record by lifting 1,100 lbs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How Jeffy has spent his quarantine. Good news out of Wisconsin. Another doctor suggests Americans need to get back to their jobs. More updates on http://www.scrumptiouscookie.com/. Nancy Pelosi doesn’t need to be lectured. Penguin won’t stop hopping. At least Alex Jones is honest about “eating people”? 50 percent of prisoners have been infected with COVID-19? College and NFL to play on Saturdays? The future of the NFL on Amazon Prime. Is Dr. Fauci destroying the dream of sports coming back? Britney Spears burned down her gym. Pat Sajak explains how hard it is to be a celebrity during the pandemic. Rolling Stones hit #1 on iTunes; the last time they had a #1 song was in 1981. Who is the greatest band of all time? Brazilian president gives zero Fs about the country's coronavirus infections and deaths. Exploring the history of gas prices. Russell K. Skousen joins the show. Joe Biden has officially denied the sexual allegations against him. Elon Musk wants America to be free again. Will NCAA sports start on time? Which sports will start without fans? A 101-year-old woman had Spanish flu and coronavirus and SURVIVED BOTH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Estrogen used to battle the coronavirus? Coronavirus is a racist, sexist, xenophobic, and homophobic virus. Let my people fish already! Another new symptom of COVID-19? Pat has some strong feelings about what Dr. Fauci is saying about sports returning. YouTube responds to removing a video of California doctors speaking against coronavirus guidelines. President Trump shares optimistic outlook on country’s coronavirus recovery. The potential "new normal" is scary, except in Texas, where alcohol to go could become permanent. Economy shrank by nearly 5 percent this quarter, worst since 2009. Keith has reservations for dinner Friday night as Texas reopens. Signs of hope? Pat’s wife started a cookie company! http://www.scrumptiouscookie.com/ Cops show up at a woman’s house because her child had a playdate. Jared Kushner promises we will be back to normal by June. Mayor of Nashville John Cooper plans to raise property taxes during a global pandemic. 3.8 million more file for unemployment. Democrat governors give props to President Donald Trump and his team's efforts in the coronavirus aid. Mail-in votes in 2020 election a legit option? White House administration aims to have vaccines out by later this year, despite what Dr. Fauci says. The Left has been suspiciously silent about the Joe Biden-Tara Reade allegations. Mayor de Blasio: How does New York put up with him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Poor Amber. Jeffy needs to get out of the house! Forced to wear a mask to shop? Food shortage warning from a Texas rancher. Event 201 isn’t hypothetical. Who decides what information is false information? Asteroid coming to Earth soon? Italy ending its lockdown. 750,000 tons of potatoes in danger of being thrown away in Belgium. Jeffy tells what companies and products have an increase in traffic and sales. Mike Tyson wants to return to boxing at age 53 for exhibition fights. The return of professional sports seems imminent. “Dr. Fauci” tries to destroy Keith’s hopes of sports returning. Kenny Rogers and Bill Withers: We lost them. The Democrats are still backing Joe Biden even after these sexual allegations. Joe Biden apparently falls asleep while listening to Hillary Clinton. A reporter is in his boxers on national television. Ohio Democratic Rep. Marcia Fudge talks about businesses reopening and immediately goes racial, saying the only businesses opening are ones for black people go to because the government wants them to spend their stimulus checks. Americans taking advantage of unemployment benefits? Paid to stay at home? China keeps pushing the theory that the U.S. started the coronavirus. 10 percent of Americans believe the U.S. government created the coronavirus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Misleading headlines will make you think the world is ending. A $17 million hospital never sees a single patient. Texas lifting lockdown restrictions. Bill de Blasio found walking in a park in Brooklyn. Pat lists COVID-19 symptoms. More quarantine activities! Netflix has a new documentary about Michelle Obama. When was the last good speaker of the House? Chris Matthews fesses up. Nancy Pelosi struggles to remember her governor’s name. Democrats are "devoted" to the gospel of Matthew. Hospitals paid more for coronavirus patients than for other patients. ESPN’s documentary on the Chicago Bulls really likes to drop the F-bomb ... in prime time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New week, new Pat Gray Bingo card! Is the leader of North Korea dead? NFL draft smashes viewing records. Connecticut senator’s ridiculous draft-night tweets. President Trump’s interesting comments over the weekend. Arrested for selling hay at the wrong place and wrong time. Delay on Disney’s parks reopening? Doctors saying the lockdown needs to end. More and more states open for business. Seven weeks without a murder in Miami. Interesting story about a "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" regular. Bicyclist speaks out about his encounter with Chris Cuomo. Awesome economics lesson from a dad and his daughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the lockdown bringing families together? Dating during a pandemic. Dr. Anthony Fauci is everywhere ... even at the NFL Draft! The successful COVID-19 Swedish model. The Hill reports low coronavirus death rates. A nice return to sports with the NFL Draft! Couple sails around the world and is unaware of the coronavirus pandemic. “Boston … 'Strog'?” Black Democrats supporting President Donald Trump are getting slapped down by their party. Ninja reporter. The pope’s message about the planet. Normalcy? Back to more he/her/they/their shenanigans! Stu stops by to discuss the NFL Draft with the guys. Should Netflix be free right now? Joe Biden flubs ... yet again. Al Gore makes a "surprise" endorsement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The global pandemic has brought lots of clear skies. Paintings discovered in a mummy’s tomb. Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick talks about getting the country rolling again in a very blunt way. A hot mic picks up reporters at the White House talking about a coronavirus vaccine? 100,000 jobs lost at Disney. “What the abstract ____?” Is the NFL Madden game curse still what it used to be? TV Rob’s Joe Biden montage. Pat vs. a “Buick”-sized cockroach. John Kerry is babbling about climate change again. The disappearing planet. A monkey with a kite. People on a rooftop fined in Australia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Earth Day! How will Al Gore celebrate? Joe Biden ready to pick Michelle Obama as a running mate? Michael Bloomberg’s $1.2 billion gamble. What are "sporting events"?? The missing piece of Stonehenge returned! Jeffy tells us his daily quarantine activities. COVID-19 infection rate higher than we first thought? Pennsylvania’s governor has idiotic comments for residents of his state. Beto O’Rouke’s terrible argument for immigrant workers? Chris Cuomo comes back from his coronavirus diagnosis with an embarrassing video. Kids being cute. ACLU vs. Common Sense ... again. COVID-19 talking points translation guide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More states reopening businesses. The price of oil tanks, but a mini-rebound is expected. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez celebrates the collapse of the oil industry. North Korea about to get a new leader? President Trump is still holding a grudge against Mitt Romney. Dadosaur! The De Blasio Youth! President Trump is planning to halt immigration temporarily during this pandemic. Don’t drink camel urine! It’s not a cure. Are men getting hit by the virus harder due to their … giblets? Keith can’t kick a football. Ivy League professor targeting homeschoolers. Beware! Frank Caliendo does it again! Frozen pizza shortage! Land O' Lakes changing its packaging ... because of political correctness? The NFL Draft is two days away! Tomorrow is Earth Day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Music stars raise money for the WHO. President Donald Trump on the attack. Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump go at it over her Chinatown comment. Text NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio hot tips! The American flag was once again projected on the Matterhorn. Are America’s coronavirus numbers inflated and China’s deflated? Even in a pandemic, CVS is still making small talk. Rep. Dan Crenshaw destroys Bill Maher. Joe Biden struggles to speak ... yet again. How Indonesia is combating COVID-19. Why Dr. Phil is being lambasted. Gov. Andrew Cuomo goes after Trump. Roger Goodell gearing up for the NFL Draft. MLB season to be canceled?! Will there be a New Normal? Kellyanne Conway calls out reporter about diversity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Free speech Friday ... if Cardinal Joe Tobin gives the OK. Are we close to opening back up? Pat Gray takes a quick look at the very detailed "three-phase plan." Brett Favre talks about the future of the NFL. Gay bars hurting for multiple reasons. Dr. Fauci is good with Tinder but not with you going back to work? Sexiest man alive ... Dr. Fauci? Inside Nancy Pelosi’s ritzy kitchen. Story time with Joe Biden. Elizabeth Warren is ready to be vice president. Zoo wars are coming. PatHead Monique sends Pat and Keith snacks ... lots and lots of snacks. BINGO! A doctor pushes back on Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx. Jennifer Knox from Tybee Island, Georgia, joins Pat to discuss how she’s helping her employees at the Sand Bar. Jeffy’s new app obsession. Unicode Standards Consortium. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we seeing the first steps taken by the Apple and Google partnership? An important reminder about our rights from Senator Rand Paul. Our leaders aren’t interested in the Bill of Rights. Churchgoers in Greenville, Mississippi, win their case against the police. Maybe turtles do deserve to die. We’re releasing prisoners early, and the predicted results are happening. Sports close to returning? Elizabeth Warren endorses Joe Biden! Pat goes over some “home remedies” for the coronavirus … don’t do it, please. Llama milk is underrated, apparently. New unemployment numbers, and they’re not good. Giant Asian hornets ... they’re here! A plan to finally wipe out mosquitoes. Chris Cuomo is a hothead. Big ozone hole ... because it’s so cold. Black Democrat endorses President Trump, and there are consequences forthcoming. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Barack Obama endorses Joe Biden. Finally. IRS stimulus checks start arriving today. Chris Cuomo announces he doesn’t like his job. Sports getting ready to start back up? Beatles merchandise auctioned off and Jeffy misses out ... again. Helicopter on Mars! Professional wrestling/WWE is deemed an "essential business" in Florida. Tom Brady is trying to get ahead of the trademark game. Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh doesn’t back down when asked about abortion and his religion. Huge line of cars in Los Angeles for free food. NASCAR driver Kyle Larson is caught saying a racial slur during an iRacing stream, and NASCAR fires him. The top 30 of the richest rock stars of all time. There are still movie theaters open? $4 trillion in debt this year and growing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump has the media eating their own words. With elections coming up, President Trump needs to let people know that he tried to stop the spread way earlier than the media claims. You can expect to see your stimulus check in your bank account soon. President Trump claims he has "total authority" ... umm, no. We always name the virus from where it originated. Seeing medical masks being made is disturbing. Surplus of chicken wings due to the coronavirus. South Dakota seeking trials for the anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine. U.S. taxpayers funded Wuhan lab research. Bernie Sanders endorses Joe Biden. British police storm into man’s home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pat Gray Bingo begins today! What Pat misses since the lockdown. Texas about to reopen for business? What day of the week was Jesus Christ crucified? Happy 50% off candy day! Churches under attack on Easter weekend. Radio DJs: The philosophers of our time. Pat reports the news from the future. "Nonessential" purchases forbidden in Michigan. Which presidents has Joe Biden known intimately? Dr. Fauci wasn’t concerned as recently as February 29. Alyssa Milano doesn’t want you owning guns ... even in these times. Detained for not wearing a mask in Philadelphia. Simple everyday liberties at risk? The rise of the mafia in Italy again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Americans pushing back on lockdown orders. Time to restart the economy. Time to restock the snack area. 5G misinformation. No more Sprite in the building! Can we govern ourselves in America? Joe Biden is still struggling ... with English. Reparations from China? Dogs no longer considered cattle in China. Pope Francis suggests climate change is the reason for the coronavirus. A reporter ahead of the curve on coronavirus truth. Troopers stopping visitors on Texas highways to check their temperatures. Why is the press so against the use of hydroxychloroquine? How has this virus affected you? The League of Legends video game added to ESPN. We’re desperate for sports. Clearly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernie Sanders drops out. Time to pardon the "Tiger King"? Democrat lawmakers don’t know how to wear a mask. Who is funding the WHO? "Speaking moistly." Rep. Dan Crenshaw joins the program to discuss his new book, "Fortitude." And he talks about Pete Davidson. Jameis Winston sets up a coronavirus hotline. Chris Cuomo manipulates video in order to make a dishonest point about the president. Is Rep. Dan Crenshaw conservative enough? Jobless numbers are out and they aren’t good ... yet again. The truth behind the COVID-19 death rates? Alyssa Milano’s new standard for men. Toilet paper costs how much? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pat Gray performs one of his Billboard Top 100 songs this morning. We have shut down our society ... and for what? Arrested for playing T-ball in a park. Defying lockdown orders. Is Jeffy about to strike it rich? Mayor Lightfoot can get a haircut, but you can’t! Jeffy gives up on the beard. President Trump threatens India. India responds. Why there is a shortage of medical masks in the United States. Does the World Health Organization have secret ties with China? Joe Biden picks up an endorsement ... oh, and he really likes fig newtons. A Democrat politician thanks President Trump for saving her life. Churches leery of taking federal money, for good reason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone is wearing a mask, even Joe Biden! Maxine Waters says listen to Dr. Fauci and not President Trump. OK. ... They’re saying the same thing. Patients should be able to take whatever drug they want. Why the pushback against hydroxychloroquine? NBC Washington’s regrettable tweet about Governor Northam. The ways governments are tracking citizens in the wake of COVID-19. Drones everywhere! We go to our reporter on the streets for "ghetto facts." The queen speaks to her people. They’ll never take our feet and inches! Are sports close to returning? Airline travel down 95% from a year ago. American Airlines crams passengers in the rear of the plane. GDP down at least 30%? Chicago mayor not practicing what she preaches. The day the Earth stopped vibrating. Gender reveal party goes wrong. Hillary in "Silence of the Lambs." At least there are no illegal border crossings at the moment! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot of death coming this week. Don’t go to the grocery store? Plenty of blame to go around for the COVID-19 outbreak, including China and the WHO. Televising a game of "HORSE"? NHL to play in North Dakota? Ticketed for watching a sunset! Snitches get ... rewards? Pedophiles set free while Americans get arrested for surfing. Americans will still stay at home even once the shelter-in-place is lifted. President George W. Bush was prepared for a viral outbreak, so what happened? President Barack Obama tapped into the nation’s N95 mask supply in 2009 but never replenished it. Gov. Newsom continues to praise President Trump. PM Justin Trudeau praises China’s dictatorship. AOC continues to bash America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Laredo, Texas, orders residents to wear masks when going out in public or using public transportation. Keith finds out what “Netflix and chill" means. Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp didn’t know asymptomatic people could pass the virus. Jeffy should have been in the Netflix show "Tiger King." Did "Tiger King" save Netflix? Stealing toilet paper? Are the wealthy buying out hotels? Tom Brady buys Derek Jeter’s house. An ironic neighborhood has the most cases of coronavirus in the country. Cuomo’s ex-girlfriend responds to speculation about whether he has nipple rings. Police put a message on a cop car. Nothing reusable in San Francisco. Do stores decide what’s essential and non-essential? "Wet" markets closed in China. Jay Leno shamed for dog comment. Another parody from Nation of Jake! Hair-freezing contest! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More than 5,000 deaths from the coronavirus in the U.S. Celebrity succumbs to the virus; World War II veteran survives it. Las Vegas looks like a ghost town. Sen. Tom Cotton tried to warn us. Democrats investigating President Trump over the coronavirus? Democrats gave a lot of bad advice about COVID-19. Update on when we may get sports! A rain forest once called Antarctica home. Does CNN write real news stories on April Fools'? Cardi B isn’t handling the lockdown very well. What is wrong with Virginia? Man goes crazy because a store ran out of an item. Police pull over a man teaching his dog to drive a car? Another dog retrieves Cheetos from a local store for its owner. A truck full of toilet paper goes up in flames. Andrew Cuomo might have a hidden piercing? Cities take basketball rims off to stop people from gathering in groups. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Oprah Winfrey running for president?! "Painful two weeks ahead" but reasons for hope. Watch out for COVID-19 scams! Jonathan Turley calls out his own network, CNN. Is the NFL coming back no matter what? Suzanne Somers and Dolly Parton heading to Playboy? New song from Bob Dylan. Canada stressing out about the United States border. Airlines set to shut down? A TV show Jeffy hasn’t seen! Kate Winslet teaches us how to wash hands. China’s wet markets are back at it. Mike Lindell is still receiving backlash from his speech. The Cuomo brothers go at it again on CNN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who is the Tiger King? How much of your freedom would you give up for your safety? Sweden has more freedom than the U.S. currently? Drew Brees is donating $5 million to the state of Louisiana. China, why are you still eating exotic animals?! NFL football gives us hope. FDA fast-tracking drug to stop COVID-19. Should we send cows to China? President Trump vs. Jim Acosta. The media will not apologize for false information against the president. Andrew Cuomo's ridiculous popularity spike. De Blasio wants to shut down churches. Pastor arrested in Florida for holding services. Don’t challenge Hillsborough County Emergency Policy Group. Trump relaxing mileage standards on vehicles. The glaring difference between New York and Texas. Big day for Space Force! It’s census time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Day 19 without sports. Production Act goes into effect. President Trump vs. Rep. Massie. The coronavirus stimulus was only "a down payment" for what’s to come, according to Speaker Pelosi. The WHO/U.N. carrying water for China over the coronavirus. Ready to have your cell phone tracked by the government? The mafia is also being crippled by the coronavirus. ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit says the NFL and college football should be postponed. Remembering Joe Biden’s words about #MeToo claims. How does a hospital go from 10,000 to 300,000 masks? Chuck Todd asks Joe Biden: “Is there blood on the president’s hands?” Cody Wilson, the 3D gun guy, is back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeffy joins the show from the bunker. New York is the coronavirus epicenter of America. Record week for unemployment. The pork inside the coronavirus bill. What exactly is in the CARES Act? Democrats are already planning for another huge stimulus package. We hold these truths, et cetera. Never accept the phrase, “One person can’t change the world.” Boris Johnson tests positive for coronavirus. Celebrities who have contracted the virus. Tell PatHeads about your small business! President Trump wants new guidelines for coronavirus containment. Suspending mortgage payments in California. Strings attached in the bailout bill. Mexicans are blocking Americans from entering? Which state is drinking the most during the coronavirus lockdown? Top 10 cities with the worst traffic. Things are bad ... but they’re not vegan bad! CEOs giving salaries up for employees. Is the Iranian government about to fall? Another celebrity speaks out against capitalism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Senate passes the coronavirus bill. Something for everyone in the huge relief bill! Rep. Rashida Tlaib’s big plan to fund America. Step outside in Chicago? You risk arrest. Disobey lockdown order in Los Angeles? Prepare to lose your electricity and water. Nancy Pelosi claims spending bill was only about COVID-19. Rep. Schiff: Coronavirus relief bill is "for the health of our democracy." Joe Biden’s new troubles. How society is changing in the wake of the virus. Comrade Britney Spears? Don’t lick toilets!! Goodbye, Moviefone. The coronavirus is a gendered crisis? Unemployment numbers are out and they’re stunning. When is baseball going to start? More Democrat debates coming? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andrew Cuomo seems to have switched sides on President Trump. Was sending home college students a good idea? Pat Gray digs into Boris Johnson’s speech about quarantine. Gun shops are closing down across the country, state by state. Nancy Pelosi mongering notions. America to reopen by Easter? Flick the booger. $6 trillion bailouts coming to a country near you. Joe Biden leading Donald Trump in "swing counties"? Joe Biden gaffing again? Americans stepping up across the nation. Elon Musk shows just how great capitalism is. Joe Biden is still lying about President Trump. California falling apart. Amazing activities for while you’re stuck at home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Defining "essential" personnel. President Trump vs. Dr. Fauci. What’s in the stimulus bill? Will socialism get credit for saving us from the coronavirus? Joe Biden vs. a teleprompter. Famous places are empty worldwide with the global pandemic. Don’t drink fish tank cleaner! America to reopen within weeks? The unintended consequences of a global pandemic. Truck drivers are essential! Leaning on the ingenuity of Americans. Madonna is very, very bizarre. A man’s life saved by a drug Trump has been promoting. Potato soup for the COVID-19 soul? Summer Olympics officially delayed. “Keeping My Distance” parody song. How Americans are spending their time on lockdown. Uncharted territory for toilet paper manufacturers. Keith’s rough visit to Burger King. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dallas added to list of cities on lockdown as of tonight. A drug that is showing real promise in the fight against COVID-19. Coronavirus by the numbers. Governor Andrew Cuomo’s heartfelt message for the public. Democrats shoot down the proposed stimulus bill. News of terrible unemployment numbers. President Trump calls for the National Guard. British rugby commentator decides to commentate on real life events. Do you have enough toilet paper? Check the toilet paper calculator! New motto: We make the apocalypse fun! We are a society desperate for sports. Here are some myths proven false surrounding the virus. Asian-Americans attacked. The trials of working from home. Is Disney struggling to stay afloat? Is China really getting back to normal or are they hiding something? Comfort food sales going up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

California is on lockdown. How much freedom are we willing to let go of? Did Joe Biden need help walking off the stage? The federal government is going to send out money, but how much will go out, and who will get it? How to wash your hands. Whoopi Goldberg isn’t happy with President Trump. Washing your hands with ... cheese? This is immunity country! Celebrities sing a song during quarantine. Are golf courses closing? Baltimore needs to stop killing each other. The Cuomo brothers as kids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices