Parents Night Out with No New Friends

In this episode a strange conversation about domestic beer and college nicknames. Miranda has a new Tik Tok friend. Sarah has a dog update. Scott is finally getting a pool. Idaho is canceling Drag Shows. And much more. www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast

Miranda talks about her new Boobs. Scott compares his surgery to hers and who has it worse. Sarah had a very interesting and expensive date night. There is a new Netflix show in town and much more.www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode Scott discusses his recent trip to Mexico and the Cartel. Scott just got his manhood chopped. Chris took an interesting vacation to Florida. He flew American Airlines and Frontier which one do you think was delayed. Plus Chris is still a scumbag scammer.#mexicancartel #americanairlines #frontierairlines #vesectomy www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

Scott is one day away from his Mexico vacation, but the "staging area" for his luggage is currently blocked by a bottle of wine and a houseguest he never expected: his ex-wife. Join the crew as they break down the absurdity of Scott’s pre-trip preparation, the bizarrely friendly relationship between his current wife and his ex, and why a 50-pound weight limit is the ultimate test of a marriage.

This week the gang discusses the Superbowl Half time show. Valentines day plans. Do you and your partner location share? News and much more. www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode the gang discusses why men get so much sicker than women. There is science behind it. A wild discussion about Blue Balls and the female equivalent. Sarah and Miranda both have big news with major life changes for both of them. Nick has his heater broken in the middle of the coldest winter ever. Chris is out so who is going to deliver Cliff's notes. www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

There is ICE everywhere if you are asking "The People or the Thing?" the answer is YES. Miranda is having issues on her driveway and maybe other things as well. Scott following his GPS to a fault. Miranda and Scott both have operations soon. And Judah and the Macabees release another song. #ICE #weather #iceicebaby #9voltwww.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

Are we invading Greenland or is Greenland invading us? Nick attempted to order a pizza. And what happens when Sarah overloads on beverages and hits major traffic. Plus, the debut of Judah and the Maccabees first hit song. #sheewee #greenland #peiwei #pizza #viralwww.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode Scott almost got lost due to the Verizon Blackout. Chris gets out of Jury Duty. The rest of the gang discusses ways they have gotten out of things. Then Scott is in hot water over some things he said to his wife and daughter.#verizon #juryduty #excuses #insults #viral #funnywww.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

Strange Things are happening on pNo. The gang discusses Stranger Things and if there will be an episode 9 or not. Scott gives a Vasectomy update. What were the best gifts given and received this Christmas? Miranda discusses her wedding and birthing video. #strangerthings #conformitygate #episode9 #indianajoneswww.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

It is our end of the year episode. We recap the most viral news of 2025, our favorite podcast moments of 2025, and discuss new years resolutions. Scott reveals that he is having surgery in the new year. Is he going to be ok?www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

It’s a celebration on this week’s episode as the gang gathers to celebrate Scott’s Birthday (or "Scott-a-Palooza")! The crew kicks things off with a chaotic, out-of-sync rendition of "Happy Birthday" before diving into a jam-packed episode of roasting, toasts, and technical difficulties.In this episode:The AI Audit: Chris and Scott fed 45 transcripts of the podcast into AI to get a performance review. Find out which host got an "F," who the AI thinks is "cancelable" (hint: it's comparable to Tony Hinchcliffe), and why the algorithm declared Scott the "irreplaceable punching bag" of the show.Disney & Wrestling: Scott shares his emotional reaction to John Cena’s recent match—sparking a debate with Chris about "going out on your back". Plus, Scott details his $300 lightsaber experience at Savi's Workshop, leading to some questionable phrasing about "touching the tip".News with Miranda: The team covers the tragic news regarding Rob Reiner’s family , discusses Trump’s potential reclassification of marijuana , and explores the terrifying reality of AI taking over.Holiday Chaos: Sarah reveals she bought herself a vintage Walkman (and headphones) for Christmas , Miranda’s son breakdances during a school program , and Nick deals with a loose Longhorn steer at his daughter's school.The "Dessert" Debate: The episode goes off the rails as the group debates the logistics of National Chocolate Covered Anything Day, leading to a conversation about edible body paint and why Chris refuses to get peanut butter in the bedroomwww.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

On this episode, Chris decides to peel back the onion on Christmas traditions and comes to a disturbing conclusion: Santa Claus is actually a kingpin running a sweatshop of enslaved workers. After a disastrous trip to a low-budget Santa meet-and-greet that looked like it was hosted at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Chris explains why taking your children to sit on a stranger's lap is essentially the same as introducing them to Al-Qaeda.Meanwhile, the gang accidentally forms their new favorite rock band, Judah and the Maccabees, with Miranda on drums and Scott confusing the lead singer for the guy who betrayed Jesus.Also in this episode:Chris Ruins Kwanzaa: After a deep dive into history, Chris reveals the controversial origins of the holiday and its founder, Ronald.The 9/11 Birthday Theory: Scott does some questionable math regarding the Immaculate Conception and determines Jesus might actually have been born on September 11th.Trash Pandas on Bourbon: Miranda brings us the heartwarming tale of a raccoon that broke into a liquor store and got wasted.Target Good Deeds: Miranda helps an elderly woman find her car, despite the risk of being kidnapped.www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

James Yon joins us for episode 300. We discuss Wicked and Sarah's hatred for Arianna Grande. Marriage dynamics get discussed. Plus we all agree that the Gays do it right in their relationships. And so much more! www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

Scott goes to Disney Solo. How is that working out for him? Nick recaps his trip. Chris had a Monday. And so much more. sandpipervacations.comnonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode the gang goes way to in depth about Rice. A discussion about how we discipline our kids and how to relate to the Bonus kids. Then Chris is selling his childhood home. What emotions and nostalgia come out with this process. www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

Remy from Remy's Roundtable the Florida Theme Park Podcast joins us to explain his actions last week at Hollywood Studios. Chris went to Urgent Care. What is a day in the life of Remy like? Who said it best. And much more! www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode Nick talks about his recent Disney Trip. Scott had a strange Disney day with Remy from Remy's Roundtable. Miranda had a date night with her husband that did not go that well and did she get into a fight at a little league game? A surprise special guest joins us and much much more! www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

Scott is not here and the crew is let loose. Chris has to be Boomer tech support. Miranda has a surprise, and did she get into a fight at a little league soccer game? Nick has to show ID for something bazar. Alex's son is a player in the first grade and much much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode why do the girls love true crime so much? Chris is listening to a horror book on tape. Miranda had a date night and so much more.#edgein #truecrime #netflix #friends #datenight www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode Miranda shares stories from her recent visit to the pumpkin patch or was it the state fair? There was plenty of news to unpack. Nick went to a running party???www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode Chris tries to solve the mystery of the beeping smoke detector. Miranda is dealing with the plague. Scott uses Chat GPT to help his daughter with her algebra. And what rewards program did Scott just join? www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

What is your view on nudity, walking around your house, sleeping naked? Miranda brings us the news. Chris went to a Jewish wedding. And the gang has their banana eating contest. www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode Miranda deep dives into her marriage counseling. The gang gives advice and shares stories in a more serious toned episode. Nick gives away a free cruise! www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

Chris has a car seat issue. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are engaged. Nick is on his Bi Week?? The gang decides to have a Banana Eating Contest.www.sandpipervacations.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

Chris has a new found obsession with Furries. Nick has a youth sports update. Chris has his first visit to Buckies. Miranda brings us the news and so much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this Episode we go down a strange rabbit hole discussing Twilight and Dawson's Creek. Also is it ok to curse in front of parents? Cheerleading season has begun. Miranda brings us the News you didn't want to hear, and so much more.www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

Nick relives his Drag Days. There is a shortage of testosterone. Chris meets Dirty Dom. Miranda has a huge news story from Tennessee. The big question is "Did the Baby do it?"#dirtydom, #dominickmysterio, #wwe, #topps, www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode Scott's wife is getting Hormone treatments! Scott gets Sex advice from his son. Nick went to a Kindness conference. South Park's greatest moment, Hulk Hogan's death and so much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode NEW SEGMENT ALERT!!! Miranda brings us the News you didn't ask for. Sarah brings us National Holidays. Miranda is back from vacation and went through a sacred women's ritual. Chris introduces a new Character. Plus, the journey of a fly's life. This and so much more.www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

The gang goes down memory lane discussing McDonald's toys and Ti82 calculators. Then the gang discusses cheating. Did Sarah get into a fight with her Husband? And what words can't Sarah pronounce correctly. This and much more.www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com#mcdonalds #texasinstruments #cheating #coldplay #cheatday

Nick and Chris finally meet, did they kiss? How was the resort? What other shenanigans did they get in to while at Chris sister's wedding? Miranda made her husband jump. And much more. www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

Chris, Darren, and Nick were all out so it's just Scott and the ladies. They explore the contents of each other's purses. They each share the most Cringe lady's night out. Miranda discusses an upcoming "Surgery" and how she is going to pay for it. Sarah and Scott have a suggestion. What is your or your partner's mating call. And so much more!!! www.nonewfriends.comwww.sandpipervacations.comwww.vote.orlandoweekly.com Under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast

In this episode the gang discuses Circumcisions. Nick and Chris have Chris' sister's wedding in Punta Cana. Will they finally engage in intercourse? Miranda and Nick's kids have potty mouths. Sarah made a big purchase, what was it? Nick has a sports update. Another installment of Am I the Ass Hole! AND Jersey Man vs Florida Man returns. www.nonewfriendspodcastwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this episode the gang discusses father's day. Plus Sarah thinks she may be autistic. Everyone discusses their Autistic superpower. Why do Sarah and Miranda not like to eat out? Nah that can't be true, or is it? And so much more! www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.vote.orlandoweekly.com

It is the 25th Episode of Parent's Night Out! Scott had an unusual experience on the steamboat at Magic Kingdom. The Gang discusses Father's Day plans. Chris has some extremely funny Facebook Market place tales. And so much more! Please vote for us once a day at www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

Happy Pride Month! We celebrate pride in this episode. Nick discusses his plans. The gang has an LGBTQ+ Quiz. Nick discusses drag moms. Miranda shares "College Days" stories. Pee Wee Herman Documentary. Chris overspends on his hobby and much more. Please vote for us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this Episode the gang discusses some current events including Joe Biden's Health, the Mexican naval ship that hit the Brooklyn Bridge, and Kanye's new album. Also did Miranda get a sexy massage? Update on her husband's vasectomy. Sex ad midnight. Medicinal challenges and much more. www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode Sarah and Miranda share their Mother's day experience. Miranda's husband has a vasectomy. Scott gets his Hospital bill!!! The gang has an obsession with strange smells. Period talk and so much more.www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

Scott shares a health update. Sarah discusses her traditions during May the 4th. Nick has a traumatic experience at the Hospital. Chris' daughter gives him a surprise clean up on isle 4. Sarah shares some more restaurant nightmares and so much more in this hilarious episode.www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com

In this episode Scott shares his near death experience. Chris came to Disney World, he also visited Disney for a vacation. Nick's kickball update. And Sarah has wedding shenanigans. Please Nominate us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast vote "Parents Night Out with No New Friends" www.vote.orlandoweekly.com.www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this Episode Chris is on the mend from his bought with Covid. How to combat Boob Sweat. Ear Wax cleaning techniques. Nick's Epic Sports update. Sarah gets a new car, and so much more. Please nominate us "Parent's Night Out with No New Friends" at www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Noteables/Best Local Podcast.www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.vote.orlandoweekly.com

It's April Fools Day...What do we have in store this year? You don't want to skip this episode. Nick shares inappropriate books, Sarah LOVES bath and body works. Scott's Facebook live addiction, and much more! www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this Episode Scott has a celebrity sighting update. Chris makes a questionable voice decision. Nick brings us some disturbing news in regard to stripping LGBTQ+ rights. Nick joined a kick ball league??? Gene Hackman update and so much more.www.nonefriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

In this Episode the gang discusses what they or their partner have gifted each other on Birthdays and why Scott is the worst gift giver. Scott shares why he HATES St. Patrick's Day. Miranda's husband (the Serial killer) has a big day coming up (Snip Snip) plus with DEI no longer a thing and the death of WOKENESS what terms will once again be acceptable in the near future? www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com

This podcast episode delves into the multifaceted experiences associated with family vacations, with particular emphasis on the joys and challenges encountered during trips to notable destinations like Mexico. We share our personal anecdotes, including the unexpected outcomes of a recent vacation, and explore the dynamics of travel planning, emphasizing the necessity of utilizing professional services to mitigate potential hiccups. The conversation extends to light-hearted commentary on the absurdities of parenting and vacationing, offering a candid glimpse into our lives as we navigate the complexities of adult responsibilities while seeking respite. Additionally, we examine cultural phenomena and current events, weaving them into our narrative to provide context and relevance. Join us as we traverse the intersection of family life and leisure, reflecting on the often humorous realities of our journeys.Links referenced in this episode:nonewfriendspodcast.comsandpipervacations.com

This podcast episode delves into the multifaceted experiences of parenting amidst the challenges posed by snow days and unexpected weather disruptions. We explore the nuances of managing children’s activities while navigating the complexities of adult responsibilities, including the emotional weight borne by parents during such events. The discussion encompasses not only humorous anecdotes regarding weather-related cancellations but also the genuine sentiment surrounding family dynamics and interactions during trying times. Furthermore, we reflect on the importance of community and support systems, emphasizing the value of shared experiences among parents. As we traverse through these themes, we aim to provide listeners with both relatable stories and meaningful insights into the often chaotic yet rewarding journey of parenthood.Links referenced in this episode:sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com