Show overview
Parents Night Out with No New Friends has been publishing since 2021, and across the 5 years since has built a catalogue of 327 episodes, alongside 8 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 360 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 55 min and 1h 14m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. It is catalogued as a EN-language Kids & Family show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 3 days ago, with 14 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2023, with 90 episodes published. Published by No New Friends Entertainment.
From the publisher
Welcome to Parents Night Out — the comedy podcast for anyone trying to survive adulthood with their sanity (mostly) intact. Each week, Scott, Chris, Miranda, Nick, and Sarah sit down to unpack the chaos of modern life: parenting, relationships, streaming obsessions, work disasters, medical misadventures, embarrassing moments, and everything in between. What starts as a simple topic often spirals into unexpected tangents, too-honest confessions, and the kind of unfiltered conversations that only truly dysfunctional friend groups can have. Whether they’re debating the correct way to binge a show, explaining why mailing your own stool sample should count as a traumatic life event, or navigating the wild expectations of raising kids today, this cast brings a rare blend of relatable storytelling, sharp humor, and genuine warmth. With a chemistry built on years of friendship and a collective willingness to overshare, Parents Night Out is equal parts comforting and chaotic — an audio escape for anyone who’s ever thought, “I love my life… but wow, it is a lot.” If you’re a millennial parent, a pop-culture addict, a tired adult, or just someone who enjoys laughing at life’s messiest moments, you’ve found your people. New episodes weekly. Real stories. Real mistakes. Real laughs. Pull up a chair. Pour a drink. Pretend the kids are asleep. It's Parents Night Out.
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S1 Ep 313Gays Find a Way
EIn this episode a strange conversation about domestic beer and college nicknames. Miranda has a new Tik Tok friend. Sarah has a dog update. Scott is finally getting a pool. Idaho is canceling Drag Shows. And much more. www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast
S1 Ep 312The Professional "Ball" Boy
EMiranda talks about her new Boobs. Scott compares his surgery to hers and who has it worse. Sarah had a very interesting and expensive date night. There is a new Netflix show in town and much more.www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com
S1 Ep 311I survived the Mexican Cartel and only got a tee shirt
EIn this episode Scott discusses his recent trip to Mexico and the Cartel. Scott just got his manhood chopped. Chris took an interesting vacation to Florida. He flew American Airlines and Frontier which one do you think was delayed. Plus Chris is still a scumbag scammer.#mexicancartel #americanairlines #frontierairlines #vesectomy www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com
S1 Ep 310My Ex-Wife is House-Sitting (and We’re All Drunk)
EScott is one day away from his Mexico vacation, but the "staging area" for his luggage is currently blocked by a bottle of wine and a houseguest he never expected: his ex-wife. Join the crew as they break down the absurdity of Scott’s pre-trip preparation, the bizarrely friendly relationship between his current wife and his ex, and why a 50-pound weight limit is the ultimate test of a marriage.
S1 Ep 309High Speed Face Down Ripples
EThis week the gang discusses the Superbowl Half time show. Valentines day plans. Do you and your partner location share? News and much more. www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com
S1 Ep 308Double X Chromosome
EIn this episode the gang discusses why men get so much sicker than women. There is science behind it. A wild discussion about Blue Balls and the female equivalent. Sarah and Miranda both have big news with major life changes for both of them. Nick has his heater broken in the middle of the coldest winter ever. Chris is out so who is going to deliver Cliff's notes. www.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com
S1 Ep 307ICE ICE Save Me
EThere is ICE everywhere if you are asking "The People or the Thing?" the answer is YES. Miranda is having issues on her driveway and maybe other things as well. Scott following his GPS to a fault. Miranda and Scott both have operations soon. And Judah and the Macabees release another song. #ICE #weather #iceicebaby #9voltwww.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com
S1 Ep 306The She Wee
EAre we invading Greenland or is Greenland invading us? Nick attempted to order a pizza. And what happens when Sarah overloads on beverages and hits major traffic. Plus, the debut of Judah and the Maccabees first hit song. #sheewee #greenland #peiwei #pizza #viralwww.sandpipervacations.comwww.nonewfriendspodcast.com
S1 Ep 305Verizon Blackout
EIn this episode Scott almost got lost due to the Verizon Blackout. Chris gets out of Jury Duty. The rest of the gang discusses ways they have gotten out of things. Then Scott is in hot water over some things he said to his wife and daughter.#verizon #juryduty #excuses #insults #viral #funnywww.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com
S1 Ep 304Conformity Gate
EStrange Things are happening on pNo. The gang discusses Stranger Things and if there will be an episode 9 or not. Scott gives a Vasectomy update. What were the best gifts given and received this Christmas? Miranda discusses her wedding and birthing video. #strangerthings #conformitygate #episode9 #indianajoneswww.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com
S1 Ep 303Ozempic Ruined Hollywood
EIt is our end of the year episode. We recap the most viral news of 2025, our favorite podcast moments of 2025, and discuss new years resolutions. Scott reveals that he is having surgery in the new year. Is he going to be ok?www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com
S1 Ep 302Chocolate Covered "Toys"
EIt’s a celebration on this week’s episode as the gang gathers to celebrate Scott’s Birthday (or "Scott-a-Palooza")! The crew kicks things off with a chaotic, out-of-sync rendition of "Happy Birthday" before diving into a jam-packed episode of roasting, toasts, and technical difficulties.In this episode:The AI Audit: Chris and Scott fed 45 transcripts of the podcast into AI to get a performance review. Find out which host got an "F," who the AI thinks is "cancelable" (hint: it's comparable to Tony Hinchcliffe), and why the algorithm declared Scott the "irreplaceable punching bag" of the show.Disney & Wrestling: Scott shares his emotional reaction to John Cena’s recent match—sparking a debate with Chris about "going out on your back". Plus, Scott details his $300 lightsaber experience at Savi's Workshop, leading to some questionable phrasing about "touching the tip".News with Miranda: The team covers the tragic news regarding Rob Reiner’s family , discusses Trump’s potential reclassification of marijuana , and explores the terrifying reality of AI taking over.Holiday Chaos: Sarah reveals she bought herself a vintage Walkman (and headphones) for Christmas , Miranda’s son breakdances during a school program , and Nick deals with a loose Longhorn steer at his daughter's school.The "Dessert" Debate: The episode goes off the rails as the group debates the logistics of National Chocolate Covered Anything Day, leading to a conversation about edible body paint and why Chris refuses to get peanut butter in the bedroomwww.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com
S1 Ep 301When Santa Got Handsy
EOn this episode, Chris decides to peel back the onion on Christmas traditions and comes to a disturbing conclusion: Santa Claus is actually a kingpin running a sweatshop of enslaved workers. After a disastrous trip to a low-budget Santa meet-and-greet that looked like it was hosted at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Chris explains why taking your children to sit on a stranger's lap is essentially the same as introducing them to Al-Qaeda.Meanwhile, the gang accidentally forms their new favorite rock band, Judah and the Maccabees, with Miranda on drums and Scott confusing the lead singer for the guy who betrayed Jesus.Also in this episode:Chris Ruins Kwanzaa: After a deep dive into history, Chris reveals the controversial origins of the holiday and its founder, Ronald.The 9/11 Birthday Theory: Scott does some questionable math regarding the Immaculate Conception and determines Jesus might actually have been born on September 11th.Trash Pandas on Bourbon: Miranda brings us the heartwarming tale of a raccoon that broke into a liquor store and got wasted.Target Good Deeds: Miranda helps an elderly woman find her car, despite the risk of being kidnapped.www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com
S1 Ep 300Them Skeleton Bitches
James Yon joins us for episode 300. We discuss Wicked and Sarah's hatred for Arianna Grande. Marriage dynamics get discussed. Plus we all agree that the Gays do it right in their relationships. And so much more! www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com
S1 Ep 299Ali al-Akbar
Scott goes to Disney Solo. How is that working out for him? Nick recaps his trip. Chris had a Monday. And so much more. sandpipervacations.comnonewfriendspodcast.com
S1 Ep 298Heat for the Seat
In this episode the gang goes way to in depth about Rice. A discussion about how we discipline our kids and how to relate to the Bonus kids. Then Chris is selling his childhood home. What emotions and nostalgia come out with this process. www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com
S1 Ep 297Big Bad Voodoo Dady
Remy from Remy's Roundtable the Florida Theme Park Podcast joins us to explain his actions last week at Hollywood Studios. Chris went to Urgent Care. What is a day in the life of Remy like? Who said it best. And much more! www.nonewfriendspodcast.comwww.sandpipervacations.com