Nick the Rat

Snakes.... I hate snakes!

I woke up this morning, and my penis was hard again....

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Please contact a doctor if you get a rash in your ears after listening to this episode...

What are we? Are we from Earth? Are we the aliens? Lets explore this and more with Nick the Rat!

What makes us us? What changes us to become new?

WASHINGTON...GEORGE? Happy 4th of July!

Time is out of wack! Totally BOGUS! Who can save us?!

No one would be stupid enough to get on a ghost train...right?!

Back from vacation with no topic! Maybe the callers can assist!?!

Nick is on vacation....XINDU HOSTS!

BALLS DEEP!

What is luck? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...MY BALLS!

Is Nick the Rat going to Marijuana HELL!?!?!? Do plants have souls? Do grass ghosts grow in your garden? FIND OUT AND MORE!

1837 London prankster... or DEMON?! Nick the Rat will get to the bottom of it! And by it, i mean his IPA!

Do all dogs go to heaven? Where are the dino ghosts? LETS EXPLORER THESE THOUGHTS!

ITS IN ME! Anddddd now it's in you too!

Curses I tell you, CURSES!

There ...is...some...THING...on the...WING.!?(THANK YOU WOLFSPIDER FOR POINTING OUT MY MISTAKES! I OWE YOU A COLD ONE!)

Explorer the otherside with Nick the Rat!

REINCARNATION, lets explorer the possibilities! WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS CURSED!

Grand Pappy Shamrat loved a woman named Gwen and all he got were her stinking Harpies.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY! HAPPY PI DAY! HAPPY NICK THE RAT DAY! HAPPY HAPPY! JOY JOY!

They comin' for your cheddar!.

Payote is a hell of a drug! Join nick on a vision quest to deal with his co-hosts death.

Wireless connections were discovered in brains. Can you dig it man? CAN YOU!?~~~~~~

100% of scientists who wrote into Nick the Rat radio believe in the Fresno NightCrawler...DO YOU?!

Psychic powers... Real? Not real? Is Nick the Rat really qualified for this? FIND OUT IN THIS ALL NEW EPISODE!

Nick and Xindu go to Greenwood Cemetery with his Talkboy to record some Electronic Voice Phenomenom! AND IT WORKED! Can you believe that? I barely can...

3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Holy shit, this podcast has been going on 3 years straight without missing ONE show!

The dark side of the moon is about to be penetrated by a rodent!

When you are at the top of the foodchain you forget the little green guys you enslave

HIT OR MISS, NEXT TIME WE WONT MISS

THE GREAT LONNIE WEBB FILL IN SHOW!

2019 Prenicktions

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2018

SECRET SANTA... BASE!!! 0451

Nick the Rat is the defender of the small..legged...elves... Happy holidays begins!

Free Will vs DESTINY!!!! or yeah, sure...

HAPPY THANKSGIVINGS DAY! I guess... mayo...

Nick the Rat might be mutating; and a goodbye to Stan Lee

Who was Aesop? Was he a slave that rose to fame, only to be killed for stealing? Or was he an alient that helped build the tower of bable by talking to animals?...?!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Whats behind door number...?

Over the river and through the swamp, to the mansion Nick the Rat goes! Will he make it there by Halloween!?!?

Nick the rat has been feeling weird... He hasn't been in his cage the past few nights...

What are Ghouls? Why is Nick chewing on my shin? Why does his ass look incredible?

There's a monster in your closet, a creature underneath your bed...

WENDIGO CAPTURED! XINDU SENT WALKING TO JERSEY!

Florence washed Xindu out to sea and he was captured by MERMAIDS. Can Nick the Rat rescue him!?

Lets all rub our sticks togther and repel hurricanes. Best wishes to the east coast.