Nick the Rat

They infilitrated our entertainment industry and even our government! Can they infilitrate the sewers? LETS FIND OUT!

Why are clowns so scary? I don't know, but there is one behind you with a knife!

Anything you can think of can be real.

Jersey Devil... Good? Bad? Ugly?

When you start eating drugs, tables become more than meets the eye.

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What would drive you to sacrifice? Fame? Money? Power? Cheese?!?

Do you believe in probing? Do you believe like I believe?

This episode was brought to you by a product that is no longer sold on the Dark Sewer Network.

What is it. Deja Vu. What is it. Whoa. Zdravstvuyte

Using meditation, beer and weed, Nick the Rat attempts to have an out of body experience live on air.

Are you ready to go on a spiritual journey? Yes? Good! Now close your eyes and keep repeating in your mind "Nick the Rat is all jacked up".

Things could have gone so smoothly, if he only had more vasaline.

Sleep can be nice, or it can be a horrific nightmare. Does anyone even read these? Hello? SWEET DREAMS!

If you could summon a demon. Would you? Why the fuck not; right?!

Have you seen anything you didnt know what it was? DID YOU? CALL ME!!!!

Nick the Rat takes a bite out of time, and time bites back!

So odd. This show is only about 30 minutes long right? At least Nick got a sweet suit for a good price out of it!

Nick the Rat takes calls from alien abductees and gets ready for a studio renovation!

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Goodbye Wochit, Hello Dark Sewer Network News! Do you miss Wochit news breakdowns? Let Nick the Rat know!

The first episode with NO ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION! And NO MORE GOOGLE HANGOUTS RINGER! AMAZING!!! WOW!

Celebrate 420 with Nick the Rat! His phones still busted, but John Fletcher calls in!

Nick the Rat is back and is discussing chimeras! Google hangouts continues to suck, and the Podfather himself calls in!

Guess whos back abducting people!? CHRIS THE CAT?!?! Who the hell is this guy? Ugggg...

The government is spying on us. But to what extent?! You are not going to find out listening to this podcast! MAYBE?!?! I hate writing these.

Godaddy, gotohell...

THERE IS A BLIZZARD COMING TO NYC. Oh wait, not really. Have a drink and listen to Nick the Rat!

The CIA is watching all of us... They might even be listening to Nick the Rat!

Nick gets a subscription to an extra sensory perSepion network and predicts future events!

Bigfoot paranoia leads one man down a dESTructive path.

I hope you are ready for some spooky poltergeist stories and awesome music! If not, turn back now! Let Nick the Rat guide you through the mysteries of the unknown!

Nick turned old tech into new pill form! Will it work? Does he drink too much red wine to find out!?

Celebrate love and alien takesovers with Nick the Rat!

There are holes in the universe. You know Nick the Rat is going to probe them!

Nick the Rat learns about Chinese New Years and becomes a sellout?! Say it ain't so. That is depressing. I wouldn't want to listen to a show that says something like this in the RSS feed. Why would anyone put themselves in that situation? I feel sorry for all involved.

Nick the Rat celebrates 1 year of podcasting, but after checking the calendar, he is a week early! *facepalm*

Larry uncovers a government virus that is spreading!

Mystery Man tells a chilling tale straight out of Russia.

Join Nick the Rat on his travels to Mars. Will he ever make it?!

Raynor gave Nick the Rat blueprints for a beercan spaceship! What could go wrong?!

Nick the Rat is celebrating the end of the year early. Lets make next year even more ratty!

Come celebrate the holidays in the sewers with Nick the Rat and Santa!

Santa gives Nick the Rat a present for Christmas! And a past... And a future...

Mystery Man shares a story written by a an author who wound up in a mental institution.

The sewers are being haunted by the spirit of Santa! Nick the Rat gets the help from his friend Watki to help him find answers!

Celebrate the start of December and EPISODE 50 with NICK THE RAT!

Celebrate the day of taking with your favorite cartoon rat!

Larry is coming out to warn us, but will anyone listen?!

In honor of World Tolerance Day, Nick the Rat provides you with some tips to raise awareness!