Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Chris Charpentier Has Never Seen Sonic the Hedgehog, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Troy Walker! We also play Before and Afters and Dad Game! Come back next week for part 2 of this episode, where we read Troy's script. Thank you for listening! Please check us out whatever social media you prefer. We also post clips to YouTube, at youtube.com/neverseenit. Thanks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex Edelman has never seen The X-Files, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. Kyle and Alex are joined by Dana Vaughn, and they read on Alex's script, play Before and Afters, Build A Perfect Movie, Character Card Head, and more. Make sure to check out Alex's new comedy album Until Now! Thank you for listening! Please check us out whatever social media you prefer. We also post clips to YouTube, at youtube.com/neverseenit. Thanks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel Shar has never seen Mission Impossible, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. Daniel Shar (dir. Scraps, now on Amazon) has never seen most things, and Mission Impossible is one of those things. Kyle and Daniel are joined by Marina Shifrin, and they take on Daniel’s script, play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer, Before and Afters, and more! Marina shares her closeness with the world of jewelry in relation to Uncut Gems. Thank you for listening! Please check us out whatever social media you prefer. We also post clips to YouTube, at youtube.com/neverseenit. Thanks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alison Leiby has never seen Sausage Party, but she rewrote it, and we read her script. After finding out in a previous episode that “Sausage Party” was 83% on Rotten Tomatoes, Alison decided she would take it upon herself to write a version of Sausage Party worthy of 83% on Rotten Tomatoes. This is the prestige Sausage Party here, folks. Kyle and Alison are joined by Dave Ross and we take on her script, some Perfect Movie, and some Kyle’s Dad! Thank you so much for listening! I hope you’re healthy and safe and sane and doing what you can." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DC Pierson has never seen 1917, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! DC (from Mystery Team, and his podcast Stay for Dinner) joins Kyle for the triumphant return of Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Guessing Game! The two are joined by Todd Sklar for DC’s script, some Before and Afters, Perfect Movie, Dad Trailer, and more! Thank you so much for listening! We’ve got merch if you’re into it, at kyleayers.com/merch, and a patreon if you want early, ad-free, uncut episodes! patreon.com/neverseenit. I appreciate you all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Butt Sketch guys (Chris Stephens and Joe McAdam) have never seen The Two Popes or The Lighthouse, so they mashed them together into one! Find out what they think would happen if both movies were one movie that they haven’t seen. Then enjoy some before and afters and build the perfect movie. Thank you all for listening! We have some merch up at kyleayers.com/merch, including new keychains! Check it out. Love you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alessandra Torresani has never seen Total Recall, but she rewrote it, and we read her script, with help from producer Rebecca. We also play Build The Perfect Movie, Before and Afters, and Character Card Head Game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Drucker has never seen Goodfellas, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Mike is a writer for Full Frontal with Sam Bee, and has written for the Tonight Show, Bill Nye, and more. He gives us his take on what he probably thinks Goodfellas is, and is closer than anyone should be. Kyle and Mike are joined by Mike Carrozza, and they also play some Build the Perfect Movie and Before and Afters. We’re recording remotely, apologies for any audio hiccups. Thank you all so much for listening, I appreciate you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPECIAL EPISODE! Blockbusters clip show! Moshe Kasher has never seen Jaws. Corinne Fisher has never seen Titanic. Will Miles has never seen Star Wars. To commemorate the 45th anniversary of the original blockbuster movie, JAWS, we’re rereleasing some scripts from Never Seen It’s past, of some blockbusters. Plus listen to the intro for a GIVEAWAY! We’re giving away some copies of Jaws 45th Anniversary Special Edition!! Celebrate 45 years of Steven Spielberg's cinematic masterpiece with the JAWS 45th Anniversary Limited Edition! Available on 4K Ultra HD for the first time, it’s packed with over 3 hours of bonus content and a 44-page booklet containing rare photos & more. Own your copy now! And listen to the pod for how you can win one!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Gondelman has never seen Animal House, but he rewrote it, and we read his script, with help from Alison Leiby. We also play Before and Afters & Build The Perfect Movie! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tommy McNamara has never seen Richard Jewell, but he rewrote it, and we read his script, with help from Tom Thakkar, and we play What Movies Are In This Netflix Category, Build The Perfect Movie, and Before and Afters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Henry Zebrowski and Ryan Singer stop by the show this week to Movie-fy some stories from their lives! For everything I’m working on these days, go follow twitch.tv/socialdistancing where we stream this show and more! I’m going to be running regular shows there. Thanks for bearing with me through this and I hope you all are safe and healthy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chase Mitchell has never seen The Wire, but he rewrote it, and we read his script live on the twitch stream and play Before & Afters with help from Todd Sklar! For everything I’m working on these days, go follow twitch.tv/socialdistancing where we stream this show and more! I’m going to be running regular shows there. Thanks for bearing with me through this and I hope you all are safe and healthy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Langston Kerman has never seen Rebel Without a Cause, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Read live on the twitch stream, with help from Giulia Rozzi. One of my favorite scripts we've ever done. We also play Before & Afters and What Famous Movie Scene is De-Blurring In Front of Our Eyes. For everything I’m working on these days, go follow twitch.tv/socialdistancing where we stream this show and more! I’m going to be running regular shows there. Thanks for bearing with me through this and I hope you all are safe and healthy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle is joined by Dana Vaughn and Todd Sklar and they read fan scripts, read one of Kyle's old scripts, and play a bunch of games! Including some brand new ones. My apologies if they don’t play well on a podcast, I’m still tinkering. Plus we read an old Kyle script, and a lot of riffing. Some INTENSE Build the Perfect Movie! For everything I’m working on these days, go follow twitch.tv/socialdistancing where we stream this show and more! I’m going to be running regular shows there. Thanks for bearing with me through this and I hope you all are safe and healthy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As our socially-distant recordings continue, Kyle is joined by Dave Ross and Todd Sklar to read through Kyle’s Marriage Story script from the live show (remember those?). They play a lot of games, banter a ton with the chat, and more. If you want to see our recordings LIVE, follow Kyle’s streaming at twitch.tv/socialdistancing, and please follow the show and Kyle on social media (@kyleayers @neverseenitshow) for more info or if you want merch! Hope everyone is safe and sane and healthy. Love you all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Carrozza (real life Canadian) has never seen The Exorcist, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. Read live on Kyle’s twitch stream (follow him for more on that) and just the two of them. Please forgive any audio mishaps or lag during this time, and sorry the episode is short. It is a KILLER script. I love you all and hope you’re safe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Never Seen It is socially distant. Niccole Thurman has never seen “Reservoir Dogs” but she rewrote it, and we read her script. We’re joined by Danny Jolles! Taken from Kyle’s daily twitch talk show ‘Social Distancing.’ The show is going to (like so many things right now) go through a bunch of changes and adjustments right now. Sorry the intro is so long, I hope it helps explain. Please excuse audio issues, we are recording remotely with guests. Check out “Social Distancing” with Kyle every weekday streaming LIVE at twitch.tv/socialdistancing, for two hours a day, staring at 1P EST, 10A PST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Never Seen It is socially distant. A bunch of games with Caleb Synan and Shane Torres, taken from Kyle’s daily twitch talk show ‘Social Distancing.’ The show is going to (like so many things right now) go through a bunch of changes and adjustments right now. Sorry the intro is so long, I hope it helps explain. Please excuse audio issues, we are recording remotely with guests. Check out “Social Distancing” with Kyle every weekday streaming LIVE at twitch.tv/socialdistancing, for two hours a day, staring at 1P EST, 10A PST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brett Davis has never seen 2019's Jay and Silent Bob Reboot! He rewrote it, and we read his hilarious script with help from Pat Byrne in studio. We also play Build a Perfect Movie and Dad Game, and stick around until the end for an exclusive clip from before the podcast was a podcast, when Brett wrote Deadpool and recorded it with Kyle and some friends! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jon Gabrus has never seen Doctor Who! He rewrote it, and we read his hilarious script with help from Todd Sklar in studio. We also play Dad Game, Before & Afters, and Character Card Head game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mekki Leeper has never seen Back To The Future! He rewrote it, and we read his weirdly accurate script with help from Caleb Synan in studio. We also play Dad Game, Build the Perfect Movie and Character Card Head game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we have the live show in NY at Union Hall, recorded on 2/16/20! Robert Dean has never seen Joker, Jean Grae has never seen Cool Hand Luke, and Kyle has never seen A Marriage Story. Also joined by Tommy McNamara and Taylor Garron. And two Dad Games! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steph Tolev has never seen Lady Bird! She rewrote it, and we read her hilarious script with help from Jenny Jennings in studio. We also play Dad Game, Build the Perfect Movie, read a fan-written script for Titanic, and Character Card Head game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some of our listeners have never seen Little Women, Garden State, or 2001: A Space Odyssey! They sent in their scripts and we read them, with help from Ryan Singer and Todd Sklar. We also play Before & Afters, Build A Perfect Movie, and Character Card Head Game. Head over to the Patreon for the video (and slightly longer version) of this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah Squirm (aka Sarah Sherman) has never seen Game of Thrones! She rewrote it, and we read her script with help from Todd Sklar in studio. We also play Before & Afters, Build A Perfect Movie, Character Card Head Game, and Dad Game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Moshe Kasher Has Never Seen Jaws! He rewrote it, and we read his script and play Build A Perfect Movie with help from Caleb Synan in studio. If you're in New York, come see us live at Union Hall on February 16th! https://www.unionhallny.com/e/never-seen-it-with-kyle-ayers-86732787101/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Samantha Ruddy has never seen the Irishman! She rewrote it, and we read her script with help from Mekki Leeper in studio. We also play Before & Afters, Build A Perfect Movie, Character Card Head Game, and Dad Game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alexis Guerreros has never seen Succession! He rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Steph Tolev in studio. We also play Before & Afters, Build A Perfect Movie, Character Card Head Game, and Dad Game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andres du Bouchet has never seen Joker! He rewrote it, and we read his script in the studio with help from Joe McAdam and Chris Stephens (aka Butt). Before & Afters, Build a Perfect Movie, Character Card Head, and Dad Game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Holidays! This week, we're bringing you some favorite scripts and clips from the archives. Featuring: Dan Harmon's Lawrence of Arabia, Henry Zebrowski's Mary Poppins, Miel Bredouw's Shawshank Redemption, and Rob Haze & CJ Toledano's incredible round of Build a Perfect Movie! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the 100th episode! Leonard and Jessie Maltin (check out their podcast Maltins On Movies) have never seen Sharknado 2! They wrote it, and we read their hilarious script. We also play Before & Afters, Build A Perfect Movie, and THREE Dad Games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Demi Adejuyigbe has never seen The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly! He rewrote it, and we read his script in the studio with help from Dan Sheehan. Before & Afters, Build a Perfect Movie, Character Card Head, and Dad Game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's an all-games episode this week! We're joined in studio by Caleb Synan, Dana Vaughn, Dave Ross, and Todd Sklar to play Dad Games, Before & Afters, Build A Perfect Movie, What Movie is this Review from?, and Trivia! Los Angeles listeners! Come see Kyle record his stand up album December 7th at Stories in Echo Park (8pm, free show!), and check http://www.kyleayers.com/shows for more upcoming dates. Also - check out Talk Amuck, Kyle's new choose-your-own-adventure Talk Show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's finally happening - Jordan Doll has never seen The Godfather!! He rewrote it, and once again we have Sam Wiles, Dana Donnelly, and Andrea More in studio to help him read it. And the thrilling continuation of last week's games with Sam & Jordan vs. Dana & Andrea: Before & Afters, Build a Perfect Movie, and Character Card Head game. Also! If you’re around Los Angeles, Kyle is recording a stand up album December 7th at Stories in Echo Park. And he’ll be in San Francisco, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Kansas City, Columbia MO, and more, leading up to it! kyleayers.com for details on shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sam Wiles has never seen Her! He rewrote it, and we have Jordan Doll, Dana Donnelly, and Andrea More in studio to help him read it. We also finish the Shame Bracket, and enter an ultra-competitive round of games with Sam & Jordan vs. Dana & Andrea: Build a Perfect Movie, Before & Afters, a movie review trivia game, and Character Card Head game. Come back for part 2 next week to hear Jordan's script, and to find which team triumphs in the games war. Also! If you’re around Los Angeles, Kyle is recording a stand up album December 7th at Stories in Echo Park. And he’ll be in San Francisco, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Kansas City, Columbia MO, and more, leading up to it! kyleayers.com for details on shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle has never seen Manchester by the Sea! Jenny Jennings and Dave Ross help him read it. We also talk Shame Bracket, and play Before & Afters, Before DURING & After, a new Movie review game, Trivia, and Character Card Head game. Also! If you’re around Los Angeles, Kyle is recording a stand up album December 7th at Stories in Echo Park. And he’ll be in San Francisco, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Kansas City, Columbia MO, and more, leading up to it! kyleayers.com for details on shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason Burke has never seen Citizen Kane! Incredible that it's taken this long for us to get to this movie, but Jason wrote a 14 page script, and we read it with help from Ryan Singer, who hasn't seen it either. We also play Build a Perfect Movie, Before & Afters, Character Card Head, and Shame Bracket, which is still happening because Kyle keeps forgetting about it. Also! If you’re around Los Angeles, Kyle is recording a stand up album December 7th at Stories in Echo Park. And he’ll be in San Francisco, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Kansas City, Columbia MO, and more, leading up to it! kyleayers.com for details on shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our annual Halloween guest, Amy Miller, is back! And this time, she's never seen Hellraiser. We read her script, with help from Steve Hernandez, where we learn how Pinhead got his name and face. Build a Perfect Movie, the return of Dad Game, and more! Also! If you’re around Los Angeles, Kyle is recording a stand up album December 7th at Stories in Echo Park. And he’ll be in San Francisco, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Kansas City, Columbia MO, and more, leading up to it! kyleayers.com for details on shows. Please follow Kyle and the show on instagram and twitter subscribe to the show on Himalaya+. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Marina Shifrin (author of ’30 Before 30’) has never seen SAVING PRIVATE RYAN! She rewrote it, and we read her script. Joined in studio by Daniel Shar and Ryan Singer, Kyle and Marina reminisce about their college days, early comedy, and more. Build the Perfect Movie (with bold strategies from Shar), a new game called Most Vague Successful Google, and more! Also! If you’re around Los Angeles, Kyle is recording a stand up album December 7th at Stories in Echo Park. And he’ll be in San Francisco, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Kansas City, Columbia MO, and more, leading up to it! kyleayers.com for details on shows. Please follow Kyle and the show on instagram and twitter and all that! Love, Kyle who wrote this in third person. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane Torres (Conan, Comedy Bang Bang) has never seen LABYRINTH! He rewrote it, and we read his script in studio. We talk about the last movies you bought, play some Before and Afters, Perfect Movie, and more! Kyle and Shane are joined in studio by Anna Gillcrist and Julian Kiani! Go follow the show on instagram/twitter, and make sure to subscribe to us on Himalaya+ for bonus stuff, early stuff, and a chance at an incredible prize or two! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Langston Kerman has never seen Field of Dreams, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Kenny DeForest. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, and play Build the Perfect Movie, Dsrawkcab Senil, and Character Card Head game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a games-only episode of Never Seen It! Andy Frasco and the UN are in studio, and they improvise their own versions of iconic theme songs from movies and TV shows, Build the Perfect Movie, Character Card Head game, and Kyle's Dad Trailer Game! Download the Himalaya app and subscribe to the premium Never Seen It feed to get episodes a day early and ad-free, a bonus episode every month, and access to our community! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle has never seen any of the Rambo movies, but he rewrote it and is joined in studio by Todd Sklar & Mitch Thompson to read it. We talk Shame Bracket, and play Build A Perfect Movie, Game of Thrones Trivia (neither Todd nor Mitch have seen Game of Thrones), Character Card Head Game, and Dad game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Charpentier has never seen Aquaman, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Zak Toscani. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, and play Build the Perfect Movie, Before and Afters and Character Card Head game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lane Moore has never seen The Graduate, but she rewrote it, and we read her script with help from Dana Vaughn and Daniel Shar. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, and play Build the Perfect Movie, Before and Afters and Dad game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we're bringing you a never before released episode from the vault! On this live show at LA's Dynasty Typewriter, Kyle has never seen Law & Order, Henry Zebrowski has never seen Little House on the Prairie, Jon Gabrus and Betsy Sodaro have never seen House of Cards, and Langston Kerman has never seen Scarface! Also featuring Ryan Singer, Ahri Findling, Noah Findling, Marlena Rodriguez, Caleb Synan, Anna Gillcrist, and Chris Charpentier. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave Ross has never seen La La Land, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Jason Burke. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, Build the Perfect Movie, Before and Afters and TWO Dad games! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rob Haze has never seen Thelma and Louise, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from CJ Toledano. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play a remarkably close round of Build the Perfect Movie, and also play Before and Afters and Character Card Head game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rae Sanni has never seen A Star is Born, but she rewrote it, and we read her script with help from Dana Vaughn. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, play Before and Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, and Kyle's Dad Trailer Game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices