Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Bonus episode this week! Some Oscars-related games leading into the Academy Awards this weekend. Plus, Kyle and Mike Carrozza and Bailey Norton talk their favorites from last year. NOTE: I am in the middle of moving, this was recorded with some travel-equipment, sorry I have such a bass-y voice, and we are on the Zoom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Martin (Comedian, not a Coldplay) has never seen Maestro, but he rewrote it. Did Chris spend six years prepping for this script? Only God knows. Enjoy Chris' take on Maestro, a lot of talk up top (Kyle and Chris found out they are neighbors and didn't know it) and then some INSANE Before & Afters at the end. FIND KYLE ON THE ROAD! COLORADO, PNW! Check out Chris' new album, Above Ground Comedian, out on Blonde Medicine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ahmed Al-kadri has never seen Indiana Jones, but he rewrites them, and we read his script! He... really, really nails an opening scene. Ahmed and Kyle are joined by Tyler Jackson, who HAS seen them! Enjoy the script, Kyle's game "Real or Fake Indiana Jones Movie Title," and more! Kyle is going on tour! With his comedy about living life in pain with Trigeminal Neuralgia, plus much more funny stuff! Tour dates at kylyayers.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Valentine's Day! Kyle invites Jenny Jennings, Todd Sklar, and Daniel Shar to talk RomComs, play some games, and more! Plus, a LOT of fun talk up top, including OnlyFans talk, amusement parks, working at malls, and more. We play REDACTED with 'When Harry Met Sally,' some Before & Afters, and my goodness what a Character Card Head Guessing Game, the Game. For a ton more cut-chat, check out our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Goldich joins for a very special pre-Valentine's pod! He's never seen How to Lose a Guy In 10 Days, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Check out Matt's stand up special out February 13th, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, on his YouTube. Matt and Kyle are joined by Bailey Norton! A hoot of a time all around. This episode was supposed to drop the day of his special release, but he was kind enough to let me bump it up due to studio rain issues in LA! Go to Matt's Youtube / IG and tell him Never Seen It sent ya! And check out his special on Feb 13. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul Danke has never seen The Bucket List, but he rewrote it and we read his script! First timer Paul takes on this oddly-forgotten-but-phrase-mainstreaming film, and then we play some games! Kyle and Paul are joined by Adam Newman! Check out Paul's new album, Mad River, on A Special Things Records, streaming and for purchase wherever you get stuff! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time for some games, new and... pretty new! Kyle is joined by Jeff May and Lindsay Adams to play a couple rounds of Untitled Script Redaction Game, as well as a new game with the longest title in Podcast History (Unverified) involving Tony Danza, a round of Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! Sorry about the motorcycle around 10min in. We move right past it with a harsh edit. For AUDIO FROM HELL: THE GAME, from this episode, check out our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Subhah Agarwal has never seen The Sopranos, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Is she a little worried that it's racist? Maybe. Subhah and Kyle are joined by Todd Sklar! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle has never seen A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, but he rewrote it and we read his script. He knows it's a The Hunger Games, and a before The Hunger Game. But what else? Joined by Lindsay Adam and Bailey Norton, they take on Kyle's script and then a BRAND NEW GAME involving a movie Lindsay has never seen before. It's a keeper of a new game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey folks we're back. Kyle is joined by Rob Haze and Joe McAdam to talk about what is coming out in 2024, and what they think probably happens in those movies. Scripts return soon! Happy 2024, everyone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Zimmerman has never seen The Bear, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Is there a bear? Is there a The Bear? Listen for Joe's full script. Check out Joe's new comedy special, "Cult Classic" on Nateland, Nate Bargatze's production. Kyle and Joe are joined by Jono Zalay! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All Games Day! And lots of comedy talk! With Shane Torres and Adam Newman. They join Kyle to eventually take on some games, but first up is some catching up, and talk about Shane and Kyle's time at Bonnaroo together. Shane's new special "The Blue Eyed Mexican" debuts December 10th on both his and Bert Kreischer's YouTube channels. Go follow Shane on YouTube for the premiere! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kate and Danny Tamberelli have never seen Jersey Girl, but they rewrote it and we read their script. A married couple from New Jersey, Kate and Danny brought a wealth of Jersey knowledge to a movie they've never seen. They join Kyle via Zoom to read their script, then take on some Never Seen It games! Check out their book, The First Date Prophecy: A Hilarious and Nostalgic Love Story, out now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryan Olsen has never seen Armageddon, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Bryan (comedian, writer for Comedy Central Roasts, Jim Jefferies Show) joins us for the first time! We take on his script, play some games, and have a general good romp of a nice time. Thank you for listening! Enjoy an extended, ad-free episode on our patreon for $3 / month at patreon.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jessica Sele has never seen Oppenheimer, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Her incredibly, wildly accurate script. We get to know Jessica with a First Time Guest Questionnaire asked to Daniel Shar, then read Jessica's script, then a very wonderful round games, including Build the Perfect Movie. Script roughly ~25 min in. Hear the extended episode ad-free at patreon.com/neverseenit Find us on youtube at youtube.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amy Miller returns for Halloween! She has never seen "It" but she rewrote it ("It") and we read her script. This is Amy's fourth... fifth... we're not sure... spooky Never Seen It episode. Go shoot her a thanks for doing it! Amy and Kyle are joined by Todd Sklar! I hope you have a fun, safe Halloween. Sign up for our Secret Santa! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 Free Gifts with my promo code NEVERSEENIT at manscaped.com * * * Brandie Posey has never seen Hellraiser, but she rewrote it and we read her script! She's pretty sure there's a guy with pins in his head like the tomato-from-a-sewing-kit we all know and love. Brandie and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Will Weldon, who has seen pretty much every Hellraiser enough to know what Brandie does and doesn't get right. Thank you for listening! Sign up for our Secret Santa at neverseenitshow.com Hear the uncut version of the podcast over on our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pickle and Bailey return in yet another team-writing effort. They have both never seen Child's Play, but they rewrote it together. Their writing process was alternating pages, unable to give notes or edits to the previous page. Absolute chaos. Then we take on some Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, and KyleDadGame. Thank you for listening! Sign up for our Secret Santa at neverseenitshow.com Hear more of this episode, bonus chat and games with Pickle and Bailey over on our patreon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To kick off the Halloween season, I wanted to take a stroll down memory lane, with some previous spooky scripts, and I punch them up with music, sound effects, audio effects, and more. Enjoy from the past: Henry Zebrowski Has Never Seen Little House on the Prairie Connor Ratliff and Patrick Cotnoir Have Never Seen Supernatural Dave Ross and Hampton Yount Have Never Seen Human Centipede * * * Sign up for our 4th Annual Secret Santa here! You receive a gift from a movie or TV show you've never seen, that would make more sense if you'd seen it. * * * NOTE: Since the episode is shorter, I cut an ad break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All Games Day! Kyle is joined by Sam Wiles and Joe McAdam to play some Before & Afters, some extremely specific Build the Perfect Movie, as well as the introduction of Hyper Specific Immaculate Grids. Does it play on audio? Who knows. Go check out our YouTube for images of the grids! And check out our Patreon for bonus grids, Kyle's standup, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesse Joyce has never seen Avatar, but he rewrote it and we read his script. He HAS, on top of that, written jokes about Avatar for The Oscars. Check out his full script, a bunch of on-brand tangents about Buzz Aldrin and art, and some Build the Perfect Movie. Kyle and Jesse are joined by Jono Zalay! Check out Jesse's new book "Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln." You can read it on Scribd, and get a free 60 day trial through this link. Go check it out! Sign up, read the book, unsign up. Boom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Kwaczala has never seen Titanic, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Can you believe he left out the poker scene? Kyle and Joe are joined by Amy Silverberg, who has definitely seen Titanic, at a very formative time in her life. Listen to the full script, hear the extended discussion and games on patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit See Kyle live in Los Angeles this Friday, September 15th, performing his show "Hard to Say," a comedy show about chronic pain and more, with special guest Joel Kim Booster. Tickets at elysiantheater.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Carrozza hasn't never seen Inception, and he rewrote it, and we read his script. Listen to what Mike is pretty sure probably happened, and his explanation for why he chose this movie for the podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kenny DeForest has never seen Oppenheimer, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Kenny also hasn't seen Taken in a while, and that plays into it all. After his script, we play some Character Card Head for the first time in a while, and more! Check out Kenny's new special and album, "Don't You Know Where I Am?" on YouTube and via Blonde Medicine Records. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just The Scripts! We revisit fan favorite scripts and add some audio punch-ups. Alison Leiby has never seen Sausage Party, but she rewrote it and here's what she think happens, with a little audio production from Kyle. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul Morrissey (Letterman, Late Late Show, his new album Ice Cream vs Everything) has never seen Jurassic Park, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Paul has a jam of a time writing what he probably thinks happens in Jurassic Park. Kyle, despite the entire conceit of the show, cannot believe Paul hasn't seen it. Kyle and Paul are joined by Adam Newman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fan Scripts! Submitted by you, the listeners! Some listeners have never seen Pulp Fiction, Jerry Maguire, and The Notebook, but they rewrote them and we read their scripts. Host Kyle Ayers is joined by Bailey Norton and Tyler Jackson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Thakkar has never seen Memento, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Script start about 30 minutes in, we had a little catching up to do. Kyle and Tom are joined by Phil Morris. After the script, some games. Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just The Scripts! We revisit fan favorite scripts and add some audio punch-ups. Langston Kerman has never seen Scarface, but he rewrote it and here's what he think happens, with a little audio production from Kyle. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle has never seen Hook, but he rewrote it and we read his script. He is joined by Bailey Norton and Sammy Mowrey. They take on Kyle's script, some games, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Johnny Pemberton has never seen Ted Lasso, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Kyle sits down with Johnny and comedian Tyler Jackson to take on Johnny's Ted Lasso rewrite, play some movie games, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All Games Day! Kyle is joined by Jeff May and Mitch Thompson to tackle some Never Seen It Games, including a very special Barbenheimer (or, my preference: Openbie) What's in the Box'd? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave Stone has never seen Indiana Jones, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Hear the full thing, plus Dave and Kyle are joined by Ryan Singer for some games and talk and all of the things. Check out Dave's new standup special, Pack a Lunch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg Warren Has Never Seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, but he rewrites it and we read his script. Greg, a stand up comedian Kyle has known since before Kyle ever tried comedy, steps into the studio, and Kyle and Greg take a great deal of time catching up pre-script. It is worth the wait just to hear Greg's Benjamin Button voice. Check out Greg's new comedy special, "The Salesman" Kyle and Greg are joined by Bailey Norton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halle Kiefer (Ruined Podcast) has never seen Casino, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Not only has Halle never seen Casino, she was pretty sure it was Goodfellas, and pretty sure that was Scarface. Listen to her full script, some Never Seen It games, and more! Halle and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Jono Zalay! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ryan Singer is back! He has never seen The Power of the Dog, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Ryan and Kyle are joined by Joe McAdam, and we hit Ryan's script, a bunch of games, and more! See Kyle perform his show "Hard to Say" about his life with Trigeminal Neuralgia, a rare nerve disease. Shows in LA and Kansas City coming up soon. Go to kyleayers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Character Study returns! Comedians debate your favorite TV show characters' favorite things. Today, Kyle Ayers is joined by Adam Newman and Bailey Norton to debate the favorite films of characters on The Sopranos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brandon Collins (Medium Popcorn Podcast, Drunk Black History) has never seen "Dances With Wolves" but he rewrote it and we read his script. Danny Jolles joined Kyle and Brandon to take on his script, talk writing and comedy and movies and life, then play some Never Seen It games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle invited Sam Wiles and Ryan Singer into the studio for a bunch of Never Seen It games. Before & Afters, KyleDad, What's In the Box'd and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The WGA is on strike. Amongst many concerns, the use of AI in the entertainment writing process has been brought up by the WGA as something that needs to be addressed. To test its abilities, Kyle prompted the AI chat robot to write a bunch of scripts for TV shows. Since it's seen everything ever made, it should do good! Kyle is joined by Brandie Posey and Daniel Van Kirk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Character Study is sliding onto the Never Seen It feed once a month. Bonus episode! Character Study! Comedians pick fictional characters favorite things. Today, Kyle Ayers, Bailey Norton, and Diego McCafferty pick what movies they think Succession characters like best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christian Duguay (Valley Heat) has never seen The Godfather 3, but he rewrote it and we read his script. We talk Chris' love for the other films, play some games, and wander down this road that we call life, just some boys meeting the world. Enjoy the episode! Kyle and Christian are joined by comedian Phil Morris. NOTE: This episode was recorded in a VERY temporary studio space, apologies for any recording quality issues. This was in between Starburns shutting down and Kyle finding his new space. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Gethard returns! He has never seen Schindler's List, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Unlike Chris' script for Ironman 3, this was not written due to being edited out of the film. Enjoy the script, some games, some talk. Thank you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan Wilbur (new album Husband Material) has never seen The Northman, but he rewrote it and we read his script. After Dan's almost certainly accurate take on The Northman, we play some games, talk some talk, and all the good stuff. Dan and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey Norton! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jenny Zigrino (Conan, @midnight, new special on Comedy Central) has never seen a Star War of any kind, but she rewrote 'em. We read Jenny's take on... sort of all of them at once? Then play some What's in the Boxd, and more! Jenny and Host Kyle Ayers are joined by comedy writer extraordinaire Diego McCafferty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle Ayers has never seen Cheers, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Our host gets back in the writer's seat, and is joined by Daniel Shar and Bailey Norton to table read his script for what he probably thinks happens in the infamously wonderful pilot episode of "Cheers" Find us on twitter and instagram @neverseenitshow and @kyleayers for upcoming live shows! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eric Kaplan (writer Futurama, Malcolm in the Middle, more!) has never seen Yellowjackets, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Host of the new podcast Terrifying Questions, Eric Kaplan joins Kyle and we take on his take on (is that proper grammar?) Yellowjackets script, plus a lot of film and TV talk, and fun games! Kyle and Eric are joined by Rob Haze! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Skyler Higley has never seen 2001, but he rewrote it and we read his script! It's... incredible. He nails it. First, Mike Carrozza tries to guess who Skyler is, and what movie things he is. Kyle then serves up some of those classic Never Seen It games. Brand new Kyledad, and more! Los Angeles! Kyle is hosting Movie Trivia Night, Sorta! with Secret Movie Club, on Monday, March 20th. Come out, bring a team, bring a you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle is joined by Danny Jolles, Joe McAdam, and Ryan Singer! They play a bunch of Oscar-related Never Seen It games, after talking way too much about baseball for some reason. Thank you for listening! Find us on patreon.com/neverseenit for our March Sadness Worst Movie Bracket this year, episodes dropping shortly. Preview at the end of this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ashley Ray (TV, I Say podcast) has never seen Taxi Driver, but she rewrote it and we read her script. One of the all-time great scripts, here, folks. Ashley and Kyle are joined by Daniel Shar and Bailey Norton. Never Seen It Game Night Day is March 5th! Come play all of your favorite NSI games with Kyle, guests, and other pod fans, remotely on Zoom! Info and tickets at neverseenitshow.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices