My Therapist Ghosted Me

Have you got something that absolutely has to be shared with the MTGM community? WHY haven't you sent it in yet?! This week, Vogue & Joanne are asked for their "questionable" advice and a listener reveals a bit too much to her mum.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Don't fall asleep on a lilo in the sea! Joanne says it's dangerous and you know you can trust in her research. Meanwhile, Vogue's been up at the crack of dawn for a swimming lesson and she's getting ready to take her brood to meet Joanne in Ibiza! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's an absolute zinger of midweek dose this week! Joanne has a burning question about ice lollies, Vogue's had a drink again and an emailer has a classic "first night out after childbirth" story! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

You know what this podcast offers by now. Some facts, few truths and plenty of unsubstantiated opinion. A perfect mix. This week features some unbelievable spoofers, a man who's been cheating (shock) and someone going through Vogue's drawers. Who could it be?! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

The emails just keep getting better and better! This week, Vogue & Joanne offer (utterly unsubstantiated) advice on dating apps and hear all about a very different side to Mensa... If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's a delayed upload week... But WHY? Well, because Vogue is on holiday and fancied a Thursday evening record, so it's late... BUT, Vogue had a couple of drinks, so it's well worth it! This week, topics range from paps to the Kardashian's (shock) and get ready to hear an actual MTGM argument.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Well you've got to listen now... WHAT was £450??? Vogue & Joanne have plenty of your emails this week, including fetishes, out-of-the-blue breakups and a ghosting that wasn't a ghosting. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

They certainly get around these two. Joanne's in Ireland and Vogue's in Spain, telling us all about her helicopter rides and chance encounters with the great and the good. Meanwhile, a 2 year old joined Mensa and Joanne almost had a nightmare at Vicar Street. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Have you sent your morto story in for Vogue & Joanne to read over yet? Why not!? This week, there are a couple of absolute ZINGERS. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

So, the cat's out of the bag and the tickets are on sale! Who's coming to MTGM LIVE!? This week, there's much to discuss (as ever), including Brad Pitt's strange photo, geriatric hair (oh dear Vogue) and the problem with viagra. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

There's another appeal for help from a listener this week.... What should you do if his ex is watching your Insta stories?? Vogue & Joanne to the rescue! Plus - business class, cocaine, champagne and heavy repetition of the word (?) "pwingies". If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Joanne has had a right old week of it and Vogue is trying to make plans for her "birthday month". There's talk of nipples, prizes, Jesus & Billie Eilish. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

We can all get a bit punchy from time to time and this week, Vogue & Joanne have the perfect email to illustrate that! Plus, advice on exes and some thoughts on ayahuasca.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

You might not find Tom Cruise attractive, just like Vogue, but that's not the whole picture.... This week we catch up with Joanne & "Peter" and have a quick (very quick) look at Scientology. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's EXTRA time! So what's in this weeks email bag?? Vogue & Joanne offer their thoughts on a very expensive outlay, a proposal and a frantic declaration in the middle of the night... If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's a classic MTGM with a million different topics today. Far too many to be noting down. To summarise... Bats, owls, hippos, holidays, comas and.... Festivals. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Your fantastic emails continue to arrive and we love them! Vogue & Joanne discuss unusual sugardaddy arrangements and a very unfortunate family Facebook post. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Vogue & Joanne were able to link up between Edinburgh & Jersey this week, because NOTHING gets in the way of a therapy session. This week, Joanne has some interesting theories about being a pilot and Vogue has a plan to work with BIG brands in the future! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Maybe this EXTRA episode is a tiny bit late.... But it's so worth it! Vogue & Joanne jumped into the emails, before they were joined by the lovely Deirdre O'Kane! MTGM doesn't have guests often, but when they do, they're class! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Well what a bunch of characters to discuss this week.... Find out Joanne's thoughts on Mr Blobby, a recap on the Kardashian wedding (we promise no Kardashian chat next week) and who on Earth the GAA Catfish is?! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's time for the midweek therapy dose! This week, the emailers find themselves being driven all over London and carrying out the finest detective work. Plus, creative denim handbags and pregnant bellies. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Finally, after months of shouting at each other across the internet, Vogue & Joanne were finally reunited in the studio and the energy was chaotic! They were both a bit hungover, but that didn't mean that they didn't have the energy to discuss cucumbers, McDonald's, big hands and wine tasting.... Plus much more! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's time to dive back into your emails and see what you've been up to! This week, Vogue & Joanne hear all about yet another ghosting and an unfortunate incident with a sexy photo...If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

They're back! After a short maternity break, Vogue & Joanne return with a birth story, some courtroom tea and a couple of sexy spank paddles. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This weeks EXTRA sees one of the most interest piquing emails yet. Who could it possibly be??? Plus a bag packing nightmare and strong feelings on twinning clothes. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

With Joanne robed in a hotel room and Vogue firmly back on the Dib Dabs, it's time to get down to business. What's on the menu? Britney is pregnant, Brooklyn got married, J.Lo is engaged (again) and Spencer needs to work out who said what. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

You'll know by now that the MTGM inbox gets some weird and wonderful emails - but this week, Vogue & Joanne received one of the particularly peculiar ones. Plus the latest on the back and forth with Leo Varadkar! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

As we move into spring, it's time to think about getting the bikinis out, but who's been gifted one this week?? Find out a bit about Vogue's Dad from the past, Ancient Greek death sentences and enjoy a supercut of Joanne doing her best to self-promote. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Nobody likes a liar, now, do they? Come on. This week Vogue & Joanne have an email from a listener who's managed to separate herself from one hell of a liar. Plus - TONS of your stories on the subject too! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

There's lots to catch up on this week. Joanne needs to move house and has no idea how to do it and Vogue is done pretending... She's a comedian now, ok? Plus dating, tweaks and THAT moment at The Oscars. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

What on Earth is "King Baby Syndrome"? Today, you'll find out! Also, it's almost time for Vogue to choose a name for baby number 3 and who better to ask for advice, than the godmother herself? If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's FRIDAY! That means Vogue & Joanne are back with discussions about everything from easter bonnets to meat dresses. Get the latest on Joanne's dating and discover why Vogue has had just about enough. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Joanne has a challenge for Vogue this week... Theodore's animal knowledge is spot on, but has Vogue picked any of it up? It's animal quiz time! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's an animal-heavy episode this week, which asks... "Who doesn't want to see a mini horse?" Plus ducks, turkeys, micro pigs and some inappropriate massage techniques (unrelated to the animals). If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Every so often the MTGM inbox is landed with an email that almost defies belief... You're about to hear an example of one of those! Plus, the issues around liking sexy Insta pics and a look at Vogue & Joanne's birth charts. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It sounds as though things might have gotten out of hand at Joanne's gigs this week... Find out why! Plus more abuse for Vogue's walk and evidence and Jamie Laing being caught in the act. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Vogue & Joanne caught up with some excellent emails this week, covering topics from cigarette butts to an undercover sting operation. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

What are your assumptions about Joanne & Vogue? That’s what you were asked this week… Find out the results! Plus, horoscopes, Joanne’s Mum at a gig and Spencer at Oxfam.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

In the extra helping this week, we hear from one of you who got battered before seeing Joanne on tour and what happened in the aftermath...! Plus, Vogue takes a deep dive into the 'weird news' and reveals all there is to know about balloon fetishes. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

We've all felt the tension and anxiety this week, but MTGM is here to alleviate those feelings, wherever possible! Vogue's teaches us all about FF & E, whilst Joanne sings praise for flotation tanks. Plus Nando's, credit cards & English phrases! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Don't forget that Vogue & Joanne are constantly on the lookout for your emails! This week, you've sent in a family party nightmare and an inevitable breakage. Also catch up with where on Earth Joanne is now and where Vogue is off to on Monday! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

So who turned a shade of green and what are they jealous about? With the pod a little bit late this week, find out why Vogue was indisposed and learn why Joanne can't be trusted with white carpets!If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's your midweek therapy hit including unexpected soundtracks, jealousy and some dentures! With Joanne backstage at a gig in Cork and Vogue in London, they touch on cat kicking, attention span & sexy playlists. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This week, Vogue raises awareness for an issue that you may not have heard much about… (or you might know exactly what she’s talking about!)Meanwhile, Joanne has unwittingly spent far too much on clothes and everyone is obsessed with the latest in the Wagatha Christie saga. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's time to get into that email inbox again and see what you've all been up to. This week, there's a nudity ick, a Smirnoff Ice and some BAD holidays! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

They're back! Sure, it was only 2 weeks without them, but still! Find out all about Vogue's holiday of a lifetime and how Joanne's monster of a tour is going so far. Plus, what are the Swedish crows up to and WHAT DID THE DRIVER DO??!If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Here's your last fix until Season 3, but don't worry, it's not too long to wait! Vogue & Joanne will return in February with plenty more. This time, they're exchanging couples questions and answering your emails about "two-night stands" and the "L word...." If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

In the last episode for this season, (don't worry... There's an EXTRA episode on Wednesday and Season 3 will be here in February!) Vogue & Joanne discuss disturbing children's television, suspicious shop security and the reason why Spencer didn't like what he heard during the latest visit to the doctor! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's a week of polarising experiences this time... Joanne has got her act together, had her hair done and cleaned the crisp fragments out of her bed, but Vogue has ended up with amoxicillin in her eyes. HOW?! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Hands up if you enjoy episodes where Joanne is so hungover that she won't put her camera on?! After her tour began in Ireland, she got carried away and drank too much wine. Meanwhile, Vogue is back in London with plumbing issues and some explaining to do to her sister. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!