My Therapist Ghosted Me

It's the last proper episode before Joanne disappears off on safari to be eaten by a hippo and there's plenty to catch up on, post-Christmas. Plus, a heavenly turkey sandwich, mimosa jealousy and Vogue makes a surprising promise about her travel plans for the Irish leg of the tour!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

If you've reached the point between Christmas and New Year where you've forgotten what day it is, here's your MTGM reminder that it's WEDNESDAY. This week, some surprise pickled onions, a Christmas party encounter and giant, New York rats. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

In the last instalment of MTGM before the festive madness hits full swing, Vogue & Joanne compare Christmas day plans, thirsty captions, catching coldsores and doing too many workouts (even for Vogue...) If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This week, Vogue tries to talk about sleep and Joanne tries to stop her. Business as usual! Plus, a message from someone close to THAT bear and a detail you might not have known about snakes. MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This week, Joanne loses her patience with Vogue's 'Elf on The Shelf' antics, Vogue has gone properly rock and roll and it's finally time to get into the STACKS of stories about the times you found out they'd cheated... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Whilst Vogue falls down a Christmas party hole, Joanne has discovered something about Prada Peter that she can't move past... Plus, crime stopping and a safari! MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

The MTGM Christmas party is done and dusted, so there are a few stories to tell! Plus, 'Goblin mode', unexpected surveillance and Prada Peter's expensive antics! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Joanne is fired RIGHT up about something this week. But can you guess what it is? Plus, ageing gracefully, the "combative" debate (again) & bringing the new boyfriend along to EVERYTHING.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

There's a LOT to cover this week. Vogue responds to all the hysteria around that picture on her wall, Joanne has done a deep dive on one hit wonders and HUNDREDS of you have been in touch with stories about how you found out about that dirty rat bag cheater.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

With Joanne only inches from her sickbed, it was a brief venture into the emails this week, but there was still plenty to take in, with Grandad's walking in, jumpsuits getting soiled and waxing getting weird. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This week, Vogue is working on living a more "meat-free" lifestyle, with mixed (grill) results and Joanne has a new mission statement for My Therapist Ghosted Me. Plus a leafy sex-pest, some harsh assumptions and some even harsher comments to complete... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Whilst Vogue can't be doing with being too cold, when Joanne was too hot in Ibiza this summer, she properly suffered... Much to Vogue's amusement. This week, they make their way through your emails on hall passes, pre-cheating and awkward silences... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's a late release this week, owing to Joanne's inability to podcast 15 minutes after her laser-eye surgery. HOW did that plan not work?!? There's plenty to catch up on though, with Otto's christening this weekend and a surprising act playing the same venues as The Prosecco Express...If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

There’s a surfeit of emails this week, from cheating wives (yeah, wives!), to exposing images in public and a less than successful night in Hammersmith… If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

As Vogue's holiday in St. Barts ticks to an end, Joanne is getting back on the workout wagon. Plus, organ donation, making friends and the end of avocados.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's your midweek therapy session, with an update on aggressive cows, someone who claims to have known Joanne from way back when and an awesome act of confirmation name rebellion. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This week, Joanne shares her must-see horror films, Vogue fills us in on poltergeists and we learn why you mustn't eat a live crab. Plus, Heidi Klum as a (sexy) worm and Vogue & Joanne's plans for their "forever home".If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

There are some amazing stories from times spent at The Gaeltacht on this week's EXTRA. For anyone who knows the experience, it'll be a hilarious trip down memory lane and for anyone who'd no idea what The Gaeltacht was until the last episode, it's an EDUCATION!! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Joanne's taken another deep dive... This time it was all inspired by her visit to a hieroglyphics exhibition! Meanwhile, Vogue is remembering all the fun of the Gaeltacht and educating us all on the dangers of... Cows. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

The email inbox produced plenty this week... Not least an E-Scooter for Vogue. Plus, overly sexy stories of near-drowning and why Vogue's name is "Vogue" and not "Vouge". If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websites as well as Ticketmaster! For more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's straight back in this week, with the toys you'd forgotten about from your childhood, Shakira's tax issues, crowdsurfing babies and Joanne's experience in Belfast... If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Remember a few weeks ago when Vogue & Joanne asked for your ‘near-death experiences’? It turns out that you answered that call in your droves! Plus dump-worthy offences and whether or not you kiss your Mother on the lips…If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

There, see? That wasn't too long to wait, was it?! Vogue & Joanne are back, so we can all just take a breath and decide whether or not we should be joining in with 'sober October.' If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

In the last instalment for a moment (don't worry, they won't be gone for long!), Vogue & Joanne take your emails on holiday breakups and lesson about the birds and the bees that nobody wanted to be a part of.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Let's set the scene... Joanne's in her pyjamas and Vogue is prepped to the eyes with the controversies of the week. There's Adam Levine, Holly & Phil and a shocking look at Joanne's bedroom. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

In this EXTRA, you catch Vogue & Joanne dealing with the same hangover that you heard about in the main episode. Plus, an angry email and a bit of begging (for crisps). If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This week Vogue is severely hungover and nursing 4 different (soft) drinks. We're chatting Rasputin, getting a knighthood, Burning Man and Vogue reveals that she's a thespian.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This week we're chatting Christian Grey at Electric Picnic, Joanne the top thief, Otto's causing grief & a narcoleptic lesbian. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Fresh from EP, Vogue, the gossip queen is obsessed with the Don't Worry Darling drama, Joanne's been watching Naked Attraction and we're creating scandals for publicity. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's not often that there's a disagreement in the Ghosted camp, but Vogue & Joanne had very different opinions, when it came to this week's email... We'll let you be the judge. Plus, Lady Gaga & Madonna, emojis and Paolo Nutini! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

You’ve got to love them, even if they were a bit light-fingered back in the day. Vogue has nothing but good things to say about the Jersey livestock and Joanne is grateful to her agent for his honesty.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This week, we find out about a listener who had a difficult night with a dog, Vogue has an issue with public urinals and Joanne tells us which film terrified her as a kid. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

This week, Vogue is back in her beloved Jersey and Joanne holds the fort in London. Find out how the ‘work in progress’ shows went and the unusual name that Vogue has thought of, in case she has another baby! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's the weekly shuffle through the madness of the MTGM inbox! Some of the stories that come in to that email address are absolutely unrepeatable, but luckily, others just about pass as acceptable (on this podcast, at least.) This week, there's a dodgy phone background, amorous activity at unsociable hours and a clarification on what "spuffing" might mean. It's horrific. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

They're back from Ibiza and they've got plenty to tell you about! Vogue is short on sleep, but she knows much more about the flight home than Joanne does. Plus, Brooklyn Beckham, a bag of cans and 'attachment styles'. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

With Vogue & Joanne still in their borrowed Ibiza hotel room, it's time to have a rummage through the emails and see what comes out. This week it's all about erotic fiction, age gaps and mucky sign language. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Better late than never, right? After wifi issues had nuked the podcast recording, it was down to an Ibiza fixer to get it back on track.... But what a track. It's time to learn all about yoni steaming, emergency nail care and Joanne & Vogue finally get round to talking "Wagatha Christie"!If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

The emails keep rolling in by their hundreds and this week, it might be yours! Vogue & Joanne delve into sleep recordings, unsuccessful waxing and an unfortunate comment on a work do. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Another week and another truck load of stuff to get through... How was Joanne's time at the Love Island Villa? Why will Vogue's train journey be THE WORST? Why has a horse been banned from a pub??? If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Have you got something that absolutely has to be shared with the MTGM community? WHY haven't you sent it in yet?! This week, Vogue & Joanne are asked for their "questionable" advice and a listener reveals a bit too much to her mum.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Don't fall asleep on a lilo in the sea! Joanne says it's dangerous and you know you can trust in her research. Meanwhile, Vogue's been up at the crack of dawn for a swimming lesson and she's getting ready to take her brood to meet Joanne in Ibiza! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's an absolute zinger of midweek dose this week! Joanne has a burning question about ice lollies, Vogue's had a drink again and an emailer has a classic "first night out after childbirth" story! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

You know what this podcast offers by now. Some facts, few truths and plenty of unsubstantiated opinion. A perfect mix. This week features some unbelievable spoofers, a man who's been cheating (shock) and someone going through Vogue's drawers. Who could it be?! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

The emails just keep getting better and better! This week, Vogue & Joanne offer (utterly unsubstantiated) advice on dating apps and hear all about a very different side to Mensa... If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

It's a delayed upload week... But WHY? Well, because Vogue is on holiday and fancied a Thursday evening record, so it's late... BUT, Vogue had a couple of drinks, so it's well worth it! This week, topics range from paps to the Kardashian's (shock) and get ready to hear an actual MTGM argument.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Well you've got to listen now... WHAT was £450??? Vogue & Joanne have plenty of your emails this week, including fetishes, out-of-the-blue breakups and a ghosting that wasn't a ghosting. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

They certainly get around these two. Joanne's in Ireland and Vogue's in Spain, telling us all about her helicopter rides and chance encounters with the great and the good. Meanwhile, a 2 year old joined Mensa and Joanne almost had a nightmare at Vicar Street. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

Have you sent your morto story in for Vogue & Joanne to read over yet? Why not!? This week, there are a couple of absolute ZINGERS. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

So, the cat's out of the bag and the tickets are on sale! Who's coming to MTGM LIVE!? This week, there's much to discuss (as ever), including Brad Pitt's strange photo, geriatric hair (oh dear Vogue) and the problem with viagra. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!

There's another appeal for help from a listener this week.... What should you do if his ex is watching your Insta stories?? Vogue & Joanne to the rescue! Plus - business class, cocaine, champagne and heavy repetition of the word (?) "pwingies". If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThank you!