My Mate Bought A Toaster

Lizzie Roper! Star of stage, screen, adverts, Edinburgh, voiceovers and much more besides. She opens up and takes us on a shopping journey that begins with disappointing softcore DVDs and ends in an avalanche of mesh WIFI and knitting. It's quite the journey, and contains more Christian Slater stories than you can whip a pair of trousers at. ENJOY! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian and writer and man of at least three very funny voices (more available on request), we welcome the wonderful Jake Yapp along to Toaster towers. His Amazon purchase history leads to a rich and varied discussion with such intellectual high points as what a flap hub is, who really benefitted from Nuts TV, and how to steal from Celine Dion. Jake also talks openly and candidly about being an actual criminal. A truly exceptional episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The very wonderful brain, and indeed entire body, of Adam Hess comes into the Toaster studio. We talk about pretty much every topic available, including hot air ballooning etiquette, what happens when you hate music, and who really is the general public? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for us to find out what lurks in Welsh stand-up Jenny Collier's amazon purchase history. We'll discover that connect 4 is played by the devil, that a £5 bird feeder doesn't last long, and that an emoji air freshener does not smell like an actual dancing lady. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star of the hilarious new Channel 4 show "The Tez O'Clock Show", we're joined by Tez Ilyas. Boy does he bring his A(mazon) Game. There's Star Wars, guides to management, a perfect date that is abandoned in favour of a queue for a book, and we also stumble across perhaps the finest laptop sleeve of all time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Him off of telly with the huge hair - it's time for us to crank open David's Amazon files and rifle through his affairs like the podcast spies that we are. From his I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! NOW! presenting days with Joe Swash and Laura Whitmore to his stint on Safeword with Katherine Ryan and more recently chatting funnies on Zoe Ball on Saturday we see what purchases fuelled his working life as well as what leather-look-harness hot pants he returned. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Radio presenter (Talk, Virgin and others), inventor (of the Holy Moly website), and lead singer (1990s indie band The Beekeepers), Jamie drops in to Toaster Towers to share his passion for Spiderman, hammers and Matt Edmonson's skin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you've ever asked yourself: "what has the writer and radio presenter Danny Wallace bought on Amazon over the years? I bet there's some odd things in there..." then this really is the episode for you. We compare nose hair trimmers to Porsches, we discuss cut grass as a drink, and we find out exactly what Tony Blackburn gets up to at lunch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Dane Baptiste drops into the Toaster studios to reveal his Amazon history in all its glory. What do we chat about? Oh the usual: Mystic Meg, pimps and the best leather bed with LED lights. Another typical episode then. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star of Balls of Steel, Dirty Sexy Funny and the brilliant new podcast Frank, we managed to get Olivia Lee to open up her Amazon account and let us have a good root around. And boy, oh boy did we find things. Lamps, carbon monoxide alarms, self-help books, more carbon monoxide alarms and plenty more. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geoff Lloyd off of the 5 Live, the Reasons to be Cheerful Podcast and so much more, steps into the Toaster studio and unleashes a torrent of Amazon purchases on our behinds. Featuring the weirdest ever use of cornflakes, the ins and outs of karaoke etiquette and an actual toaster. The very first on this show. Finally. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lucy Porter rocks planet toaster with an Amazon history full of delights. If, like us all, you wanted to know what to buy Winston Churchill's grandson, this episode has the answer. If you wonder what you should wear on your feet in a river, this episode has the answer. And most importantly if you're looking to laugh along with one of the UK's finest comics - this episode also supplies the goods, and doesn't leave them on your neighbour's doorstep. Or behind the bin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete Donaldson off of Absolute Radio, The Football Ramble Podcast and Hartlepool drops by and allows Tom into his highly confidential Amazon account. And so begins a journey of armpit wipes, binoculars and handcuffs. And he seems like such a lovely guy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star of Sherlock, Stella and a shed load of other telly stuff - a brilliant actor and hilarious human being to boot, Yasmine Akram joins us to have her Amazon royally rifled through. Featuring wigs, teeth whitener, powdered peanut butter and ahem, some toys. For grownups. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jon Holmes is an idiot. He's only gone and let Sam Baines and Tom Price log right into his amazon account. In there they'll find such gems as an escutcheon (whatever the heck that is), a utility belt, and an inappropriate book bought on a seriously inappropriate day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cariad Lloyd swings by the Toaster Studios and stupidly brings her Amazon password with her. Expect tails of joining a Bio Kult, hoping that handwriting will change her life, and the finest secateurs that money can buy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom Joly logs into his Amazon purchase history and trawls through his past, with Samantha Baines and Tom Price as his witnesses. Find out how he looked at dead sheep with Blur, inspired Radiohead, and broke into the BBC to get his belongings back after he'd been fired. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What? A new podcast? About the rubbish we buy on Amazon? Featuring celebs like Dom Joly, Lucy Porter, Cariad Lloyd and many many more? Sign us up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.