My Mate Bought A Toaster

Tv presenting hero to millions, daughter of a famous chef, huge fan of a five hour walk. Miquita's Amazon purchase history may be sparse but MY does it tell us a lot about her. From Sunday mornings entertaining the nation, to skipping her way through her thirties, this is a woman in charge of her destiny and, as of 2020, a laptop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The absolute legend and quite possibly the hottest man on the show this week, Rufus Sewell allows Tom into his amazon account. The conversation that follows touches upon all the important topics in life. Being taught how to drive by a Hollywood star, nearly killing Albert Finney, and why you should always do Theatre In Education. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ok cards on the table - you'll already love Susannah because she's a total broadcasting legend. But prepare to love her even more. Get ready for some cracking advice re bedding, abs, insane water filters, back nobbers and much much more. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're joined this week by Mike Bubbins, one of Wales' most prominent shed landlords. He's also a totally lush comedian and podcaster, and today a quick browse through his Amazon purchase history reveals a man on a journey into VR, Speedos and huge amounts of metal powder. We also discuss why old people are so obsessed with shredders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabby Logan joins us this week and we pry all the way into twins, Thai pharmacies and the best way to get rid of rats. It's all here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The original and frankly best Emma B joins Tom to unveil what she's been spending all her superstar radio DJ money on over the last decade or so. Along the way they discuss how to pebble dash an MP's inbox, what you get given when you sign on at Radio 1, and also just how utterly utterly brilliant a barge holiday is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Tom as he takes a delightful stroll through the online meadow that is Charlie Baker's purchase history. Tents bigger than an actual house, gossip about James Taylor, speculation that golf can actually save your life. It's all here: Kayaks, squash, fishing and the truth about working with Harry Hill. Welcome to the wonderful world of Charlie Baker! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hamsters! Stamps! Rizzle Kicks! What other podcast can offer such variety? This week Tom chats to one of the UK's most exciting actors - Ruth Madeley. Sure, there's insight about her life and career but the most exciting thing has got to be the constant noise of a dog snoring. Oh and we find the most expensive item ever bought on this podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imagine the wit, self-deprecation, oddness and brilliance of a Tim Dowling column, but for a whole hour. That's basically what happens when you start digging through his Amazon purchase history. From the highs of a cherry stoner through to the lows of a band manager talking about lead in paint, it's all here on this week's podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ghosts star Kiell Smith-Bynoe is this week's victim, sorry, guest giving us full access to his Amazon history. Expect PILF calendars, call centre disasters, and an absolute obsession with bobbles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Tom settles into the purchase history of his former Torchwood colleague, Kai Owen. This Manchester United fan loves Liverpool, musical theatre and just about any Welsh sportsman you can think of. He also reveals what makes a good lawnmower, how to approach a Ross Kemp in the wild, and who Bobby Hundreds really is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Clint Edwards is a writer, comedian and fox lover. On this episode we discuss wildlife cameras, Monty Don, and what to do when your Dad's on a terrorist Hitlist. Tom also buys something from a guest's purchase history for the first ever time. Huge news. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pay As You Go Christianity! Slushy Machines! Yoga when you're a teenager! Straws with spoons on the end! This is the life so far of the very wonderful Sikisa Bostwick-Barnes, told through her Amazon Purchase History. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben Bailey Smith - comedian, rapper, broadcaster, avid Amazon shopper. This week he helps Tom answer such huge questions as: what is the best Busta Rhymes album to do DIY to? What is the worst song to hear from an adjacent stage when you've just started a festival gig? What happens when you drink and mow? All this and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A sci fi super fan with a sideline in the zombie apocalypse, this is Jarred Christmas. One of our finest stand-ups, sure, but also a loving father dressed as a banana and a husband who knows how to keep his wife's feet warm. What a guy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Concrete bird baths, dimmer switches, bulk-buy collars and disposable Armani glasses. It's Alex Zane. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A writer! A chef! An INFLUENCER! A Mum! A FASCINATING human being. Emily Leary has got it all. And thankfully she brings it all to this week's episode. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Laura Jane Williams is a writer, sure, but it's fair to say there's a bit more going on than just writing brilliant books. She's lived in a convent, she was a dating columnist, she has an actual real life career counsellor. And that's just the start of a journey into another fascinating shopping history. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The main lesson from our chat with Vikki Stone is simply, just be very careful if your other half comes home with a cat. Especially when it's a cat from a take away. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Divine Comedian with a side line in parenting, dog ownership and disappointing Billy Bragg. This is Shappi at her best. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom catches up with one of his oldest comedy friends, the marvellous Alexis Dubus. They discuss the big issues: swearing, the 90s, Martin Rossiter off of Gene not being a knob, and how important white gloves are to a Napoleon Costume. Oh, and what we're not here to do to spiders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Never has Suzi Ruffell faced a grilling like this. From letting the Cornish cat from Sheffield out of the bag, to finally revealing the truth about Alan Carr (that's he's really nice). This is another top notch guest bringing their shopping list a-game to the arena. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Margaret Cabourn Smith. A comedian, actor, writer, podcaster. She likes Press gang, face gadgets and is convinced her parents are into sex games. There's other elements to the episode, too, but this is really the highlights in a sentence. Hope you enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Robin Morgan - the man who nearly went to Tooting. Join Tom as he takes a deep dive into a life featuring Dot Cotton Condoms, CJ De Mooi and so very many, many, many bins. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jen Brister joins Tom this week for another look back at the tat. Expect highly revealing books, neighbourly rows and so, so, SO many pairs of Birkenstocks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian and actor Nick Helm is the perfect Toaster guest. Thoughtful, candid, open and honest about some truly terrible purchases. He's a deep thinking funny man loading his basket with classic movies and books. And Spam. And Pamela Anderson. We should have called this episode Spamela Anderson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by the hilarious podcaster, comedian and writer Carrie Quinlan. We discuss the really important things she's bought. Maureen Lipman's books, a stripping exercise book, and the life improving qualities of Kenneth Williams. Oh, and the saddest ever purchase made on February 14th. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Rhys James squirms his way through the self-discovery of an Amazon Purchase Listory. Find out just why a KG of Baclava is the cure for most things, and how you know when you're a grown up. A funny comic, and a very wise man too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Answer me this: what does the modern Mann have to fear in his Amazon purchase history? Nothing, really. Apart from a sex torch. AND MORE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time to find out what makes Matt Forde tick. Turns out it's bands. Indie bands, 90s bands, boy bands and now resistance bands. And Christmas. Boy does this one like Christmas. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would you like to know what Jess Fostekew has been buying on Amazon for the last 20 years or so? Sure you would! A shopping listory that tells the story of a brilliant stand-up, sure (her show Hench is ACE), but also a pile of conversational gold ranging from the agony of an epilator that leaves your your legs looking like two Peparamis to the ecstasy of infuriating a relative with a toy trumpet. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alex Horne. Writer, Taskmaster, Band leader. And, after this week's episode: sofa-loser, horseback-cricketer and hot-tub owner. You're welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week it's the turn of Dan Thomas to have his life turned over and feel the force of the Toaster spotlight. This is a really funny ep, too - Dan is hilarious, candid - excellently - embarrassed by some of the shit he's bought. He also gives us an ACTUAL food recipe. And perfects the Shatner Shrug. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're BACK! And for the first episode of series TWO we are joined by star of stage, screen and stand-up - the very fabulous Kerry Goldiman! Best known for things like After Life, Derek, Taskmaster and Live At The Apollo. And of course most of all, an ad with Tom about 20 years ago. Kerry's incredible Amazon history includes Kongs that look like rubber colons, Slipknot, and the best thing to shove up your chimney. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh hello! Before season 2 of toaster kicks off, here's a little reminder of why nosing around a comedian's Amazon account is far too much fun. See you soon for more Toasting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's here! The final full episode of the year! And it's the Baines of all our lives, the one and only Samantha B. With a wide range of shopping confessions and discussion points, including how not to tip, why calligraphy is a great route to truth, and why what music pops in your head when you hear the HBO theme is a clear indicator as to what sort of person you are. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh God. We agreed to do a Christmas special, and so here's the first one. And it's Sam interviewing Tom about his purchase history. This episode features the worst trip to Chicago ever, a long discussion about boiling taps, and a history book that has taken longer to read than the actual period of history it covers. What a sizzler. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Rick Edwards everyone! Off of telly and radio and that. In this episode we'll find out if moths really are Emo butterflies, if a cat feeding robot works, and also discuss what makes the best living gravestone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before we made this podcast with Carl, we would have just called him "The Comedian Carl Donnelly". By the end of this listen, you'll understand why he must from now on be known as "The Engraver, Baker, Communist, Soul Man Carl Donelly". And that's just for starters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kate is most famous these days for being the star of Virgin Radio Drive Time and the Maybe Baby podcast. However, now we've made this podcast with her, we'll always know her as a woman who left a large chunk of her soul in Amsterdam, who has aggressive nipples, and who absolutely loves a flexi party. She also bought Alison Hammond a hot tub. Extraordinary scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You may know him from Casualty or Hollyoaks or The Full Monty, but after listening to this you'll know James Redmond as a man who spends impossible amounts on protein balls, who plasters his walls in vinyl, and who is never going to be close friends with Richard Ashcroft. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The glorious Frog Stone, comedy writer and actor, joins Tom to tell the world her Shopping Listory. Come on a journey of discovery with us, as we aerate wine, meet the Magic Numbers and find out just what a DLS is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A real life Pappy's, trapped in his own Amazon history. We'll discuss what's acceptable in a vegetarian cooked breakfast, what is it like to buy your brother a book about incest for his birthday, and there's a HUGE exclusive on Nigel Farage's wee. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn are a podcasting comedy duo who go by the name of The Scummy Mummies. They're rude, funny and uncompromising in their belief that the answer to all live comedy is to just buy a prop on Amazon. This is a highly enlightening ride into the heart of what makes a great team work. The answer, it turns out, is velvet, inflatables and a meditation cushion. And much, much more. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The hilarious comedian, voiceover artist and full time Scot joins us this week, to discuss parenthood, yoga, and just what IS the best thing to do with your childrens' teeth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh from waking the nation up on Magic, Harriet Scott woke Tom and Sam up with a stunning Amazon History. It's all there: plans to sell pickles for a living, a sudden passion for astronomy and researching your future husband's religion in academic depth. There's also the most definitive proof that self help books work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Green is a great stand-up comic by night, sure, but what does he do during the day? Well, judging by this, he spends most of his time buying books about books by Martin Amis, falling in love with bins, and buying an actual table tennis bat even though he's a fully grown adult. To be fair you should never judge a comedian by their episode of My Mate Bought a Toaster, although if you do then Matt is clearly funny, interesting, and distressingly into David Gray and Dido. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 20! How on earth have we got here?? This week Tom and Sam find themselves in the company of one of the tallest men in the show off business. A comedian, presenter, and wearer of silk pants, Mark lets us see his Amazon history and it isn't long before some of the big topics come up: sleep masks, milk frothers and possibly the worst Mick Jagger impression of all time. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look who's here! It's only Bec Bloomin' Hill! She comes in for some shop shaming with Tom and Sam, who swiftly uncover a history of Twin Peaks, Teasmades and bee beards. There's also the finest cheese invention EVER. Seriously. EVER EVER. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The effortlessly hilarious Joel Dommett drops in for some Amazon revelations. As ever things take an odd turn as he and Tom end up discussing Estonian swingers, foreskins and the best music to have played at your funeral. Stretch it in the bath mate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.