My Brother, My Brother And Me

It feels like we were destined to tackle the topics at hand this week. Who else would be more equipped to name the ride-on floor cleaners, reboot three different Phantom franchises, and use sports broadcasting to score some ice cream drumsticks, all while unveiling of the greatest advancement in high-tech, piss-proof cape technology. It’s like we’re outside on your next door balcony, projecting our podcast out into the world. Suggested talking points: The Chad Who Walks, Just Evita Things, There’s No Pizza in Grapes of Wrath, Check for Truckers, Fuck the McElroy Brothers What Were They Thinking Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/our-services.html

Our home town boys made GOOD! But don’t you worry, we won’t let the success go to our heads. As much as we wanted to make the whole thing ads top to bottom, this episode still has a tasteful amount of the absolute best ad reads in the game, alongside elevated discussions about special powers, what shapes make the best candy, and how to look cool on the playground. Suggested talking points: How Will I Make it up to Kevin Pereira, Pre-Roll Papa, Strong Hammerbones in the Middle Ear, Sorry it's been So Dusty, One of this Generation's Ad Wolves, Hut Crust, It's A Platform Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/our-services.html

We’re doing our best to not fully derail the episode and make it entirely about Cheezy G’s. So instead we’re juggling advice about strange folk songs, super-powered Janitor Eyes, and people who live at the DMV, like the Tom Hanks movie. Suggested talking points: Toss My Dead Body Down the Adirondacks, Damn These Computer Movies, This is Lunch, Hit Single: Stop’s Coming Up Derek, The World’s Worst Gusher, You Hear That, Cheesy Jesus? Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/our-services.html

We're well-rested and our limb movements are OFF THE CHARTS, so we're ready to breathe out advice about confusingly-themed weddings, secret Arby's concerts, and a pressing need for Dr Pepper. Suggested talking points: Cool Pap, Hot Crunchy Cuboid Chips, Doubledocs for a Buck, Squarespace is My Dad, Beef Racer, Vegan + Arbys Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/our-services.html

You cannot imagine how it’s going this week. Grab your soup puppets and call Doctor Gargleballs, we’re off to kill some AI chatbots and teach snakes about soft boiled eggs. Might fuck around and invent Rango again while we’re at it. Talking Points: Grokpot, Soupsame Street, Detroit Style Puppetry, Snake Mutiny Coaching, Mayo Upgrades, Put Them In Tuxedo, Glazed Buns and Thick Cream PLEASE Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/our-services.html

We like to think of My Brother, My Brother, and Me as a safe space to talk about sharp bazongas, sick contra-bassoon riffs, and your shrimp walk with Jesus. But you have to be sure to get those skin puppies fed first. Suggested Talking Points: Comic Relief Epona, Slick Skylar Gissondos, Only a Contra-Bassoon Can Defeat A Bassoon, Shrimp Out for Jesus Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/

This isn’t a celebrity-guest centric podcast at all, but we’re thinking maybe we can lure a famous mascot on if we fill our pockets with small stinky fish. Maybe that’s too forward. How about wing sauce? No, that’s too wild. I guess we’re just going to have to do a John Cougar Mellencamp impression instead.Suggested Talking Points: The Kissing Hot Dog Restaurant, Old Grey Hair, Truemoon Show, What Did I Say That was So Buffalo WildImmigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/

It's our 800th Episode, and it's about time we show our real face. For 16 years, you thought we were Da Gooberman, but really we're Monica Angela Rita! But don't worry, we're still full of great advice even though our souls are spread out across eighty-eight haunted piano keys.Suggested Talking Points: Da Man in Da Goobermask, Be Gentle About Deck Size, Trade Your Brother for a Website, Hone Your Brain and Ditch Your ShameImmigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/

While we’re busy busting out of snow-bound homes with our five-pound mattocks, we’re also swinging solid advice about duck detectives, the world of shoe-shines, and fancy hand-squished burgers.Suggested Talking Points: A Murder Most Fowl, We Use All Parts of the Joke, Non-American Burgers, Hot Palm on the Griddle, Must Be the FunnyImmigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/

Don't sleep on this one, especially not with special sleep gel on your head. We've got a giant quesadilla full of advice about not-so-hot pizza, ransoming your family from bears, and sudden revelations about the Steve Miller Band.Suggested talking points: Seven Sleepy Samurai, Neither Hot Nor Ready, Rupture Your Flesh Prison, Trade Up to a Broken House, A Bear Has My FamilyImmigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

If we’re describing a fictional scenario, then we might as well be doctor-teachers in it, right? We’ve got a dual PhD in borrowing chickens, with a minor in un-making bad television shows, and we’re very excited for our groundbreaking advancements in the field of Stroganoff.Suggested talking points: I Have Nipples Joker, Judas Cum Prudence, We say yes First and then we shit on it, Strogan-on, Beef Juice Novak, Crowen WilsonImmigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

Get your giant jug of colon cleaning juice and settle in for some wisdom, hard earned through Wire and Ass. We have advice about stolen slippers, royal ice cream, and the horrors of group chat. And obviously, yes, about bathrooms.Suggested talking points: Re-Laxative, Thirty-to-Thirty-six Boogie boards, Notice Us Squarespace Senpai, I’m Unjealous, Splash-Jug TaylorImmigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

Another year, another chance to really grind down and dig up all the different ways we can to slant-rhyme with six. And twenty. Maybe. Buckle up, it’s about to get weird – we’re on the way to fist city with a stopover in jugstown!Suggested talking points: GraNOla? GraYESa!, Und Und Und, Love it Lumpy, I’m Jazzin’ Here, ForgovenessImmigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

Don’t go outside, it’s wet! Instead, cozy up with a wad of Big League Chew and your sorta creepy ghost husband, because we’re going to watch every holiday movie in existence to distract us from that utterly terrifying HUGE reindeer decoration. Why is it so BIG?Suggested talking points: As Fat a Chocobo as this Zenny Can Purchase, Method Chain from Huntington Steel, Maybe I’m Not a Cool Hang, You’re Not an Online Cat, My Life Story: Fuck, My Husband’s a GhostGet your Candlenights 2025 tickets here: bit.ly/Candlenights2025Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Glasses off! We're getting really serious about mystery underwear, the latest in celebrity feuds that we absolutely have a stake in, and being super duper weird about jellybeans.Suggested talking points: Underwear Salvage Secrets, Pent-Up Product Love, Three Folksy Guys, Walton Goggins Grinch Goggle GlassesHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Today’s episode is presented and hosted by three felt chicken wings named Justim, Navis, and Groffin. If you’re not into fuzzy food, they’ve also brought a variety of ways to yeet skeets, faux time-travel schemes, and Shakespeare’s suspiciously-named children. Something for everyone!Suggested talking points: My Son Excelisinor, Internal ComFUNstion Engine, Pop In a Bud, Cursing Santa is the Chase OrnamentHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

We've got all the headlines from Ozmopolitan Magazine! Someone you trust says Bigfoot is real! What should be on your life list? And where can you buy grown-up toothbrushes that sing to you? It's all the news you can use when you need to go out and touch Oz.Suggested talking points: Nature Pervert, Vampire Town is Real, Cones Around Cones, Defying Cavity, Sip the Wicked GibletsHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Welcome to our favorite podcast, LIVE from the Tobin Center in San Antonio, TX. It’s Me, My Husband, and My Sister, His Wife, a podcast where we sit in a Chilli’s and do a Chopped-style challenge using ingredients like tissue replacements, taco time knuckle tattoos, and questionable investment opportunities.Suggested talking points: Sick Kid Store, Ice Wind Quest Guy, Bring Hot into Your Life, Raw Mom Energy, I Turn Trash into JokesNative American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

ALERT! The Man vs Baby watch you’ve been waiting for with bated breath is here at last! Come for the elevated Bean experience, stay for the code chodes, the pies you’ll never get to try, and maybe even some sneaky free lasik.Suggested talking points: Bohiminy Rhapsidy, Mr. Beauty, Justin McElroy Spider Grabber, Pie Can Be Anyfuck, Chicken Tontine, 99 Lasiks, Get Your Beast WetNative American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

If we're a little bit off this week, it's not because our therapist is a vampire or that our favorite Krispy Kreme donut was retired. It's because of a big round orb in the sky that's slightly closer than usual . . . and also because our cat pissed on all our capes.Suggested talking points: Derrick Saving Time, Too Much Dad Gusto, Mez Me Bro, 16 Permanent DoughboysNative American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

SHOW US YOUR DRAWERS! Do you keep your knives and your butter knives together, throwing caution to the wind? Maybe there's bees in there, in the guise of a baby? Or some seasonal coffee that's only 23 years out of date?Suggested talking points: So Tired of Verse-ing, 30 Burger King Commercials Looped, Fork Fencing, Ass Up, Blade Down, Peter Remnolds' Predatory Practices, I'm Trying to Smell What the Rock is CookingNative American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

After almost 800 episodes we finally make the big reveal that this has actually been a yo-yo-ing podcast the entire time. We talk in-depth about these orbs and demonstrate neat tricks like the Batman Punch, The Cilantro Grab, and the Crayon Saturn.Suggested talking points: Realtime Youtube Metrics, Let Me Finish Turning on Our Religious Upbringing, Armed Farm Guards, Upside-down Apple, Crying at the Wendy's Drive-ThruBorder Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/

Live from Salt Lake City, we’re here to turn Justin’s worst day into the best day ever with the beautiful Kingsbury Hall and some great advice about how to rebrand your grandmas, amusing your bouche, and art heists.Suggested talking points: Recreational Poisoning, Neighbor Cuck Dog, My Christmas Is Inside You, Unaccompanied Crustacean, The Great PeaboBorder Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/