My Brother, My Brother And Me

We got him, folks! We Gaga-got him! The clown is down! There's already an alarming amount of turkey vultures circling around, so you'll never see him again! Now we can make room for giant tubs of ranch dressing, tasty canopic jars, and uncomfortable discourse around the Mario family lore. Suggested talking points: Evil on My Mother's Side, 500 Foot Super Bird, Twelve Volumes of Ichor, Your Impact on My Jock is Minimal at Best, Big Dip Cup Big Enough, Slutz for UtzNative Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/

This one is for the real nerds out there, and we mean MUSCLE NERDS! Show off those gams! Lift those Chipotle burritos and get swole! Make your eyes so strong you can see John Cena! Suggested talking points: Pentagram of Chipotles, Ask Me About My Tea Poster, Polar Pizza Before the Resurrection, Justin McElroy Bad News for Bots Native Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/

Look, everyone is thinking it but we're finally gonna be the ones say it: saran wrap sucks. In this episode we bravely take on this and other topics, such as pulling a reverse Indiana Jones, supporting the frontline Ghostbusters, and the sanctity of collectible donut inflatables.Suggested Talking Points: Crossboner, Ebert Beast Mode, Claude Money, On Loan from the Artists Gallery, Thank you Teresa for Watching Ghosts, Too Much Show Not Enough Business, Spyuukie SeasonNative Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/

Live from Rose City Comic Con in Portland, featuring only the best in lossless fart audio! We love this town, and we love all the questions about the value of valueless collectables, the fun of liquid nitrogen, and how to get electrocuted but in a cool way. Suggested talking points: A Picture of Betty Cooper we Didn’t Know We Wanted Until Now, Penny Crimes, Human Tissue Factory, Discreet Plumber Experienced with Toilet Magic, Aroma Romance, Michael’s Secret StuffThe Aroma Gate covers are available to view here.Equal Justice Initiative: https://eji.org/about/

If you've ever wondered what compliment to give your favorite piece of art (or podcast) we have some suggestions for you in this episode. Although the best praise of all would be eating part of the podcast so that it will always be part of you. Suggested talking points: Everyone's Always Swapping Blood Out, A Terrifying Amount of Sperm, Jackson Pollock Zune, Peanut Protrusion Equal Justice Initiative: https://eji.org/about/

Are you ready to take a deep dive into the Dunkin-verse? We sure aren’t! We’re too busy buying honey directly from bees, collecting other people’s crunchy leaves, and holding our breath while someone else tries to describe boba. Suggested talking points: Eating Goku, Whiffin Griffin, Theftbot, Soft Oven-Baked Nilla Wafers, A Normal Amount of Dead Birds, Active Boba Listening Equal Justice Initiative: https://eji.org/about/

As ground-level investors in a certain streaming platform, we think we should have some say in their hot dog based content. It’s a topic we’re well-versed in, along with comedy routines based around donuts and murder, dentists’ music choices, and the Gary Sinise multiverse. Suggested talking points: We're Dudes Who Wipe, Chestnut Labs, Beloved Cup-Shaped Mascot, Apollo 14: We Fight Back, Sinise-sthesia Equal Justice Initiative: https://eji.org/about/

Welcome to our adult blanket sleeper-themed slumber party! The Gallagher brothers are here, but who knows how long that’ll last. You can grab a soup fork next to the Capri-Sun sous vide, and don’t forget to horf a handful of non-challenging M&M’s, we’ve got buckets of ’em. Lights out at 11:30!Suggested talking points: Liam Gallagher’s Tweets, 15 Year Brother Shifts, Treat-Level Pleasure, Jumpin Jammerz Party Crashers, Prison of Sleep Talismans, More Candle Than ManEqual Justice Initiative: https://eji.org/about/

Thank you for listening to this podcast in the way that it was meant to be consumed. We put so much effort into making these dogs look picture-perfect, gluing puzzles together, and figuring out Count Donut’s lore that it’s truly only experienced in this exact correct way to listen to podcasts. Suggested talking points: Every Island Gets You Old, It Sounds Like You're Wearing Glasses, Sword's Too Big, No One's Doing Homeward Bound, Geese People, Mulled PepsiWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

How are we going to get Fortnite Senpai to notice us so we can have a themed energy drink or whatever? We could try drinking water from a huge bottle while staring directly into their eyes. Or maybe making suggestive jokes about pie? If all else fails, we’ll just fake our deaths in a really convincing but also ha-ha fun prank kind of way. Suggested talking points: American Pie Presents American Pubes, The Rock Eats Cod, Mysting Persons, Yellow Clocks, Dunkinterns World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

We know we’ve missed the appropriate window for Sports Chat, but know that if we did it would’ve been funny and tasteful. Kind of like this duckie cup we took from some old guy. Now we’re ready to confront the captain of the improv team and figure out who Susan Korn really is.Suggested Talking Points: A Relationship Stronger Than Marriage, The Opposite of Indiana Jones, Christian Values As Viewed Through The Lens of Dungeon Traps, Charm Jewelry’s Surging Popularity, Car TwinsWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Live from Detroit it’s our Best Show Ever™! We have emerged bringing with us a live Munch Squad of the world’s coldest wet sandwich, tips on how to sell your Pokemon cards to your doctor, and a completely accidental number of questions about animals. We've learned our lesson about themed live shows, we promise. Suggested talking points: Bird Perverts, Exact Normal Amount of Shark Enthusiasm , No Raw Cheese, Gastro-based Pauses, Justify Snakes, Peak Baby World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

It’s us, your podcast heroes, lurking just around the corner from your cool bumper stickers, ready to make your day by doing our little tricks! We can come up with great Rizz Lines! We can discover the origins of your special mug! We can even decant Redbull. Suggested talking points: You Got Mentos Money, Hot Dog Arms Race, Sisterhood of the Traveling Mug, Classic Travis: So Close But Wrong, Crying Wolverine Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Live from The Factory in St. Louis comes the breaking news that TravNation has annexed the Arch and turned it into a Stargate! Join us as we learn about nasty cotton candy, boats for non-boat people, and some truly touchy dolls. Suggested talking points: Nude and Wet McElroy, Suffer Together, Drug Dealer in a Musical Written By Someone Who Has Never Done Drugs, Fart Cultural Exchange , Discerning Comedy for Adults, A Big Bath with Strangers, Full-Time Remote Control Boat Salesman, False Scooters Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Let us re-introduce ourselves and tell you a story about an episode of My Brother, My Brother, and Me. In that episode, we give some extremely funny and helpful advice about graduating Pokemon, Ron Funches hosting Shark Week, and over-decorated offices. But that's a different episode; this episode is about that episode. It's a banger. Suggested talking points: What are the Eighth Notes, Goo-goo-ga-ga Calendar, Munch Jod, Eel Day Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Yes, Host! We're busy serving up some sizzling hot plates of wisdom about mystery tin cans, the most special sauce, and big big water bottles. We're gonna earn that podcast Michelin Star! Or maybe Firestone star. Suggested talking points: No Grapes to Spare, Flavings, Firestone Tires and Tirestone Fires, Food is the Gas of Me, Big Bottle Bob, Looking Through Things ForgottenPalestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Our comedy glands are fired up and ready to juice! We're positively gooshing with bits about very personal underpants, mysterious Dunkin tie-ins, and Shaqsketball. Suggested talking points: Get Me Pictures of the Human Torch, Chris of Choice, Skippos, Shaqsident Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Tacoma is more haunted than you think, especially live from the thoroughly haunted Pantages Theater. But that didn’t stop us from discussion of important donut etiquette, ghostly gentleman callers, and startling parrots. Suggested talking points: Co-Dependent Ghosts, Factory Reset Justin, Oh Boy Here We Go, It’s Funny Because You Can’t Buy A Dream House, New Game Plus Grandma, Chekov’s Eggs Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

You probably thought we'd do an entire episode about a Human Hotdog Vortex and the state of hot dog eating contests. But rest assured, we managed to move on with enough time to sling advice about excelling at 18-hour backflips, almost completing puzzles, and lip-syncing novelty songs. Suggested talking points: Omni-Directional Hot Dog Claws, If You Pay a Man for Hot Dogs, Jackie Acorn, I Also Know a Child, Sad Gets You Third Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

It really is just a coincidence that there's so much foot content in this episode. There's other stuff, too, like scary light-night food haunts, mysterious nicknames, and hot legs. But there's also AI-generated feet pics. Suggested talking points: Pedal-Powered Bidets, White Noise and Wet Air, For a Good Foot, Kids Stay Close, This is the Night CastleEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

Kool, or not? Yes! We’re getting ready to graduate and say hello to summer, and that means its time for blockbuster films that no one has seen, animals in unexpected places, and popcorn pizza. LYLAS! Suggested talking points: The Saga of Me and Zeebro, Porcupine Containers at Best, Tippecanoe and Tanner Too, Freshly Applied Popcorn, Chat Grandpa Dan Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

We’ve got some tall tales and groundbreaking new games this week, so grab a Toaster Strudel from your freezer full of Toaster Strudel, sling your skateboard over your shoulder, and embrace your inner Beta, because we gotta make sure that all the spiders are dead before check-in. Suggested talking points: My Brother, My Bear, and Me, Zoop My Greeble, Catherine Zeta-Males, Bran from Grain of Oats, Amber Beauties of the SkyWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

We’re bringing US Wet to the beautiful Vogue Theater of Vancouver, BC. It turns out we share a lot with our neighbors to the north, like a love of Shrek impressions, knowing the best places for kissing, and for a limited time, the Grimace Shake. Suggested talking points: Secret Fourth Brother Rennis, Goopastank, The Fourth Dimension is Food, Condiment Roulette, Loose Dogs in the ’Pack Additional music in this episode: "Infinite Peace" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/. World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Sounds like the woke left is once again out here ruining comedy, and we’re part of the problem! We just don’t care about sitcoms like Ever-Sheldon, or Ur-Sheldon, or even Un-Sheldon. We’re too busy helping our friends reclaim their scent-based cults and getting into surprisingly heated debates about what makes the perfect walking stick. Suggested talking points: Bury Me on the Big Bang Theory Set, Eggs in a Library, Woke Left Took My Knife Away, Wiccan How, Ringo and RangoWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Today's episode is all about pet care! Whether your pet is a water-happy scorpion or a Sonic the Hedgehog skateboard, we'll teach your animal companion how to jump-rope correctly, get into a fight, and steal from their employer using arcade tickets.Suggested talking points: Chewable Matrix Pill, Plausible Ticket Deniability, Dougie and Stinky Wheel, Eye of the Jumprope, Jonathan Jump-UpWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

We've annexed the town of Chicago, our real dad, into TravNation! And we're answering all of the Wind Chime City's most pressing questions about fencing champions, Zamboni safety, and what Toad sounds like.Suggested talking points: Child’s Hat Bag, I Feel So Flammable, Dr Blade the Sword Genius, Giant Ice Tank, Enjoy your Half a VasectomyPalestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

It’s that time of year again! April the Twentieth has become so mainstream that the stores are crowded because of all the crime sales so instead lets talk about some other important things, like how to be respected for your soup, raw broccoli, and how helicopters work. Suggested talking points: The Implied existence of Drug Heavy Zones, Soup is Earned, Can't Make It Rain Plasma, Stank Green the Helicopter Expert, Wet Box of Non-Soup Food Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

So glad you could make this hot tub meeting! It's so important to our boss, Abraham LinkedIn, to sit in a tub to discuss the Eclipse AU, how we can get people to eat more Arbys, and the poetry of Pitbull lyrics. Suggested talking points: Twogger Nostalgia, He Got Bradbury'd, In the Bull-Pit, Don't Drink Hunks in the Hot Tub, Arby's Skeptics, Tap Water is MidPalestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

No one needs to spend eleven years digging for treasure when there's a trove of great content right here! We've got films with plot points that revolve around CPR, the best fishing lures you've ever seen, and the death of a brand new but beloved character. Suggested talking points: Hey I'm Compressing Here, Freezus Take the Wheel, Slamming Can, The Curse of the Curse of Oak Island, Zestfully Dead Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Just in time for April, we've got a bevy of questions and bits that can't possibly be anything but pranks: Hangers that are so sticky they're like jelly sandwiches, songs that have no metaphors, and a very very dirty description of pickles on pizza. Turtle power.Suggested talking points: Toilet Casablanca, Stack of Crimes, Infatuation Saturation, Part Human, Part Cop, All HumanCop, Dickle, Dommy MommiesPalestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Thank you for coming to this important spy meeting, we have an assignment for you. Honestly, we didn't expect this many of you to show up, we only have brand deals for two of you. The rest of you can debate what a Minion tastes like, go mountain biking, or practice your cursive. Suggested talking points: Good Cop/ Pitiful Desperate Cop, He is Heavy, He's a Minion, Tore a Big Hole in My Pants, Crowded Locked Tree, Mission Too Dog Murder, The Versatility of StairsFoundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www.ffbww.org/

Happy MaxFunDrive everyone! We've been on the network approximately forever, and because of that our back catalog of bonus content can be pretty overwhelming. To help you out, here's some clips from three of our favorite pieces of bonus content from years past: The recreation of the Episode 400 Margaritaville Blue Carpet, where we were joined by special guest Matt Doyle; Prankee Doodle Dandy, where we forced our way through social anxiety to prank call people; and the long-lost Detroit Star Wars Spectacular, which we released as a bonus goal during 2019's drive, because only members are allowed to experience that catastrophe.If you want to hear more, you can become a member at https://maximumfun.org/join to get access to the full episodes, plus so, so much more.

Curl up at the foot of our rocking chair, the big brothers have got some Good Darn advice about making friends, getting free donuts, and collecting all the jewels. The one caveat is that we can only tell you about it when your mouth is full of dental tools. Suggested talking points: And Bump it With You, You Can't Raise an Alpha Scorpion, Clean Grift for Boomer Jewels, Love Root Canal, Stake-Happy Adventure Jockeys Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www.ffbww.org/

In anticipation of the Oscars, we’ve created a cool bot to predict the results, measure tall-people energy, and help bake cookies without burning them. Only the bot might be fixated on the clothed state of one wrestler in particular. Suggested talking points: None Shorts on John Cena, WDZENTD (what does Zac Efron need to do), 450 Degree Rock in the Oven, I'm Not a Stabby Person, Toasty Cubes of Bread, Louisiana is the Boot of the Elf Man Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www.ffbww.org/

Welcome to a world of puur imagninatinon, with all sorts of teets! Experience the magic with cool ice-skating tricks, a transcendent song about sandwiches, and of course, Chizza. Suggested talking points: Anti-Graffiti Gobstopper, The Taste of Acting Degree Ink, Wet the Ice, Love that Low Rhythm Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness: https://www.ffbww.org/

We've all got that dog in us today, so we're saying 'Ello 'Ello to some good advice about real British television shows, office lunch espionage, and faking your way through football. No real football learning required – we would never make you learn! Suggested talking points: Telly Title Tellers, Little Chips Justin, Floral Purchases at the Liquor Store, Quarterback Pod, Bad Beef on Thursdays The Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/

Don't worry if you missed out on the pop culture zeitgeist in the big sport event! We've got the rundown on everything you missed: not going in twisters, anti-Valentines, Jon Bovie the cow musician, and hedgehog-adjacent tater tots. Suggested talking points: Caffeine Porridge, An R2-D2 Full of Bath Bombs, Skibidi Valentines, Dolly Parton Drifting The Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/

This might be the closest we’ve come to an actual argument, but we worked it out all for the sake of giving you our best advice. Of course, at least one brother is very wrong about peeing in the ocean, the Dune vs Avatar debate, and breaking up via pizza. Suggested talking points: Bummed Out Popcorn Bucket, Glasses on, Hair Up, Men's Riddle Activist, We All Have Our Darude Within Us, Swingey Todd The Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/

Can you believe the Oscar mnomnations came out recently-ish? Congrats to the narminees: Jeff Dunham's puppets, the house across the street, Charles Entertainment Cheese, and the Cream Gentleman. Good luck to all those nerminated!Suggested talking points: Retirement is Death to a Puppet, Presidential Taco Bell, Damage to His Fun Centers, Jasper T. Jowl's Howlin' Hootenanny, I Don't Want Love, I want DonutsThe Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/

We're getting our pitch together for billionaire Cube Markan and his friend Bald Randy. We have so many good business ideas we don't even know where to start: Ask me A Brother, Robert Cop, shopping mall snacks. Once we get in with Cube we'll chuck some ducats and make some buckets! Suggested talking points: Hot Dead Famous People, Burner Brothers, Foot-Long Cookie Paddles, TravWife World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

GET FIRED UP this Friday . . . Monday . . . because we're going treasure-hunting! You never know where you might find an antique violin, or an AI Companion, or maybe even wings with bones. Suggested talking points: That's Not a Time, Grown Friend without Secrets, Crotch Emergency, Child's Basement Rainboots, Jeremy Lupin, Cousin Fazolis World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

This episode is coming to you, TravNation, hot from the high seas, where anything and everything is legal! That includes spaghetti showers, ham whittling, and your dad's LSD. We're gonna be here for a while, at least until the Merfolk invade the land. Suggested talking points: Scurvalicious, Embrace Bouyancy, Wild Hog Soul, White Beyond our Years, Don't Touch Me Until I've Had My Shower World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

The most anticipated film is finally out in theaters and we're so excited that we're cussing up a storm. It's good there isn't a sign to stop us for this uncensored discussion about new gizmos, salty coffee, and the strongest Beatle. Suggested talking points: Farewell to a Friend for The Clapper, Don't Call Santa Be Santa, Bart Simpsons Curse-Free Zone, Arm Truss, Where Are Triceps, Sweet Meets Salty For Your Cup of Coffee World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Never before have we faced such a challenge as this: coming up with a year name that rhymes with "four". It's so unusual that it even caused a shift in the brother energy, so now there's a new Justin and we sure hope he remembers his Mavis Beacon lessons. Suggested talking points: Not Every Bridge Goes to Somewhere, Limited Totemic Energy, The MB in MBMBaM is Mavis Beacon, Painted with the Color of Paranoia World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Rip yourself a fresh baguette, in half or length-wise, chug that 84% fresh milk, and grab your sword the size of a cookie sheet. It’s time for a training montage before seeing Wonka, as long as you keep your grades up.Suggested talking points: Mild Piquant of Griffin, Wonka Nate Silver, The Elder Statesman of Fish Throwing, The Smart Swordsman Doesn't Lose, A Yucky Phonetic Journey Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

It took some time to compile, but it’s finally here: our Wonka gift guide. Share this extensive line of movie tie-in merchandise with your family and friends. Things like Wolf Blitzer Buddy Comedy, tiny truck nuts, and Noodle. Suggested talking points: Tell Hugh if His Face is in the Movie, All Interpretations of Noodle are Valid, Grumpus McElroy, Big Package for the Little Package, The Mind is Not an Immortal Machine, Josh Outta HellHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Time is running out to talk about all the Wonka-verse tie-ins, and we're already falling behind! So it's a rapid-fire session about Wonka the Chocolate King, purple pancakes, DDR, and voting on airplanes. Suggested talking points: JSMR, Chalamet-Bounding, Sinskull Shamy, Dragon Drop, Toilet Risotto, Shoes or No Shoes Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

This was during a very important sport game, so thank you Philadelphia for coming to the beautiful Miller Theater instead. We know how much Philly loves their sports, but we also learned they have a lot of feelings about other things, like large bees, studying, Step Mania, and Dolph Lundgren. Suggested talking points: Dog Bees Got Wolfman Magic, Loudest Baddest Idea, The Curse of Pocket Grandpa, 12-year-old What Got Bigged, Salt Knuckles, Who is the Chief of the Munch Squad, Fix Our Special Food, Easy and Good CheatingFair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

Hello, you've reached My Brother, My Brother, and Me. We're kind of busy right now cooking actually five pounds of corn, deadlifting at the beach, and building the perfect booth to keep those nosy guardian angels from peeping on you. Don't leave a message, though, we definitely won't check. Just send a text like a normal person. \Suggested talking points: So Much Corn Power, Pod Up the Garfield, Pre-Existing Arby's Account, Queso Erotic Dreamscaper, St Michelangelo's Jerkin-It Faraday Cage Fair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

We can finally talk about movies again, and we don't even know where to start. Just kidding, of course we do. We'll have to unpack Cold Ghost Busters another day, because it's time to get into the Wonkaverse! Suggested talking points: Wonky Makes Me Feel Good, Berry-trocious, Ketchup Joke Surcharge, Anti-Sports Island, Jackson Pollock of Autumnal FlavorFair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/