Movie Maintenance

In which our heroes travel to a mysterious skull shaped island, reenact Vietnam and fight a big old ape as Goose pitches Kong: Skull IslandWant to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected] Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoserGoose: twitter.com/TomEdgooseHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes just… we don’t even know anymore. Enjoy we guess?Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney Comedy Fest and Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/. And don’t forget to check out our latest podcast, Movie Maintenance Presents!Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected] Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieGabe: twitter.com/gobergmoserHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes look at our natural storytelling abilities, consult many books on how to write a screenplay and ensure they save a cat as they ask if 3 Act Structure really matters?Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney Comedy Fest and Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/. And don’t forget to check out our latest podcast, Movie Maintenance Presents!Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected] Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieDamian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamasHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes go into their mind palace, hide a heroin addiction and do a great deal of deducing as Damo goes about fixing Sherlock.Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected] Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamasGabe: twitter.com/gobergmoserHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes watch a random VHS, wait 7 days and look on as a creepy child walks through a television as Gabe goes about fixing Rings.Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected] Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Emz: twitter.com/HookedByEmzGabe: twitter.com/gobergmoserHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get transported back to the Victorian era, attempt to fit in with high society and end up fighting the undead as Alyce fixes Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected] Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Alyce: twitter.com/atalyceCarney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes head to the MCG, buy a meat pie and watch some fellas kick around the footy as Handsome Tom pitches his ideal biopic, Sons of the West.Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected] Twitter: twitter.com/mmsanspantsWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieDuscher: twitter.com/dusch13Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes don’t know who to trust, become suspicious of everyone and give in to their paranoia as they try and fix Allied.Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected] Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Gabe: twitter.com/gobergmoserCarney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieKath: twitter.com/kathatkins5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes leap without looking, realise the water is freezing but vow to do it all again as they try and fix La La Land.Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected]: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieDuscher: twitter.com/dusch13Handsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes worship an ancient mutant, become horsemen and then try to bring on the ends of days as they try and fix X-Men: Apocalypse.Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/OXLV to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected]: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieDamian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamasHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes dress up to the nines, walk the red carpet and demand they make the golden statues to look like tinier versions of themselves as they ask if the Oscars even matter?Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/OXLV to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected]: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieGabe: twitter.com/gobergmoserHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes getting woken up from their cryogenic slumber, wonder who this handsome boy is and proceed to get Stockholm syndrome as we go about fixing Passengers.Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/OXLV to grab your tickets today!Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected]: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreedAlyce: twitter.com/atalyce Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes dust off their robes, polish their wands and unroll their Marauder's Map to get up to no good as they return to the Harry Potter Universe so Gabe can pitch his ideal Wizarding World movie.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected]: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreedGabe: twitter.com/gobergmoser Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes mess up our hands, get a sling-ring and start thinking with portals as we look at maintaining Doctor Strange.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected]: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreedGoose: twitter.com/TomEdgoose Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes turn into birds, have to wear weighted boots and feed the back of our necks as we look at maintaining Miss Peregrine’s School for Peculiar Children.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected]: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamasAlyce: twitter.com/atalyceCarney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowieHandsome Tom: twitter.com/AwkwardTreed​ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes are hired by desperate locals to defend a small town and instead try to fix the most recent Magnificent Seven. We go over all the other magnificent sevens, talk about The Last Samurai some more and wish Denzel did Denzel stuff more often. Damo pitches his alternate take on the movie, Handsome wants to know what was up about the magic gun, Carney finds some heart and Edgoose just wants a villain that's present. So sit back, round up a posse and help us save The Magnificent Seven. No not that version. No that one either. Yeah, that one. Want Damo to speak in his cowboy voice forever? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll force him to.In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see our sister show live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.Want to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected]: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes are born to run, born in the USA and born to pitch the ideal Springsteen biopic. We ask who else it could be, rip off Steve Jobs shamelessly and like it when serious actors take dumb roles. Handsome Tom fills us in on Muppets take Manhattan, Carney was in a pleasant mood before Handsome Tom opened his mouth and Gabe, of course, pitches his ideal Bruce Springsteen biopic. So sit back, take Thunder Road down to The River and listen to Gabe's ideal biopic as you go. Want to see this movie made? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll start production as soon as we feel like it.In Melbourne and want to see this on the stage? Tickets can be found at http://bittenbyproductions.com! And go check out Unfortunate Associates to hear Gabe talk everything Lemony Snicket.In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see our sister show live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes undertake a great quest and attempt to adapt The Wheel of Time book series. We try to remember when we started the series, wonder when or if we'll ever finish the series and forget the names of hundreds of characters. Damo reveals his email address, Zammit thinks he'll never get to the end and Gabe tries to get his dad on board. So sit back, slog through one behemoth of a book at a time and then help us work out how to bring The Wheel of Time off the page and bring it to the silver screen. Or maybe the small screen if we’re being honest. Want to send Zammit on another cruise so he can finish the book? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll ship him off sharpish.In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see our sister show live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes gather stakes, garlic, crosses and David Wenham as they try to fix Van Helsing, LIVE! We leak, we let our slugs out and wish Stephen Sommers' tribute to his dad was just a bit better. Gabe pitches his ideal Van Helsing, Carney still loves Hitler in a weird way and Handsome Tom just wants to walk up walls. So sit back, hide from the full moon and listen to our live gothic horror take on Van Helsing, with a bit of extra emphasis on the horror. And the gothic.Want us to go find Nessie? ? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll hire a ship and a crew and find that water beastie.And don’t forget to check out this ep on our YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes take a moment to aggressively reflect on the cinematic year that was 2016. We compare Harry Potter spin-offs, relive the mind-numbing horror of Suicide Squad and make arbitrary lists of our 2016 film and TV highlights (and lowlights). Gabe yells for several minutes about Star Wars, Carney goes full Battle Axe at the suggestion people didn’t like Hacksaw Ridge and Handsome Tom forgets that BvS came out this year. So get angry and join the nostalgic train ride, as we relive every great and not so great movie moment of the year.Want to help us fix an entire year of films? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 you can help us quit our day jobs to focus on fixing everything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes travel by map, punch Nazis, woo dames, seek fortune and glory and whip up the next Indiana Jones Adventure. We break down Disney's business deals, wonder how heavy a door can be and quickly recap the Jason Bourne franchise. Carney wants the bad guy to win, Damo wants his Indy in the thirties and forties and Edgoose pitches his ideal addition to the Indiana Jones franchise. So sit back, run away from the boulder about to crush you and try to listen to the next Indiana Jones movie before your face melts. Want to fund an expedition for us to go on an adventure to...anywhere? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll maybe let you tag along, kid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes are poor farm boys called to adventure, join a secret, mystical, ancient order and set our sights on fixing Star Wars Eragon. We're chilling out with coffee and donuts, notice some odd similarities between this franchise and another one and end up fixing the book too. Edgoose is trying to relax, Zammit still hasn't finished the movie and Gabe pitches his alternate take on the Eragon saga. So sit back, and ride your dragon into the sunset to escape the Eragon movie we got and instead listen to Gabe's ideal Eragon. Want us to pitch our 15yo selves' writing works? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we might be bribed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

King Kong: In which our heroes climb to the top of the Empire State Building, swat planes out of the sky and fall to our doom while pitching a new King Kong movie. We quickly review all the movies to date, make some calls about the upcoming Skull Island reboot and lose our minds about Naomi Watts. Gabe pitches his mental King Kong sequel, Carney gets his dick out and Handsome Tom is super glad about the arrival of Nazis. So sit back, put your slug away and listen to us as we pitch the ideal King Kong sequel. Want to help us find Skull Island? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll hire a ship and a crew and find that monkey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes round out our Wizarding World Anthology month with Carney's ideal Pixar Potter Pitch. We're full of food, reveal what our patronuses are and what we would wish they'd be. Edgoose isn't doing great, Alyce is a dolphin, Damo is too cool for it and Carney pitches his ideal Potter spin off, which is just full of heart. So sit back, cry "expecto patronum!" and let your spirit animal join you as we pitch our final, ideal Harry Potter Spin Off. Want us to produce any of the Potter films we've pitched? http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we'll soon be able to buy the rights off JK. How expensive could they be? And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw, if you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes curse mudbloods, curse muggles and curse you by making you listen to Edgoose's ideal Harry Potter pitch. We do some time travel, have concerns about Fantastic Beasts and remember the light days before Potter pitches went dark. Alyce still hasn't seen Stardust or Last Samurai, Damo has some great casting ideas, Carney is a bad man that doesn't like Pete's Dragon and Edgoose makes everyone sad with his Harry Potter pitch. So sit back in your cell in Azkaban and do a deal with the ministry of magic to get out early and hear the fourth of our Potter Pitches. Want to buy some potions off a demented death eater? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll hook you up.And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw, if you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get stay on as gamekeepers at Hogwarts and instead of doing real work pitch another Harry Potter spin off movie. We discuss who has the most oscar noms, speak to John Williams and show our appreciation for Hagrid. Carney makes himself look like a fool, Alyce handles Potter universe knowledge, Edgoose defends giants and Damo pitches his ideal Harry Potter spinoff; The Giant's Daughter. So sit back, have a baby with a Giant and raise them listening to Damo's ideal HP movie. Want to see an origin story movie for the Sorting Hat? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll get cracking right away. And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw or if you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes go to school, get sorted by a hat and instead of studying pitch another Ideal Harry Potter Spin-Off. We reveal our own houses, make werewolf moonshine and bully the Hufflepuff. Handsome Tom is a Raven claw, Carney is a Hufflepuff and Edgoose is a Gryffindor and Alyce is above it all as she pitches her High School Harry Potter movie. So it back and be jealous of the cool kids in Gryffindor as we continue our Harry Potter Spin-off month. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.Want us to throw a sick party in the Room of Requirement? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll buy a couple of bottles of Firewhiskey and get it started.And don’t forget to check out our YouTube channel - Sanspants CinemaScope. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get on their firebolts and soar to new lows as they start their Harry Potter month with Handsome Tom's Wizarding World Movie Pitch. We compare sports movies to real sports, refer to ourselves in the third person and interview fictional people. Handsome Tom pitches his ideal Quidditch film, Carney defends sports, Alyce objectifies a Hemsworth and Edgoose is in his happy place. So sit back, put on your Omnioculars and listen to the replay of the 1986 Quidditch Final. #CarnTheBoomerangs. Want to fund your own Quidditch league? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll buy a couple of quaffles and get it started.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.Want a better mattress? Head to caspertrial.com/sanspants and enter promo code 50sleep and you can get $50 off the most comfortable bed you’ve ever slept on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get stabbed in showers, have a surprising amount of sequels and set their sights on mending the Psycho franchise by making another one. We imagine Hitchcock directing trailers for other people's movies, try to remember if there was any butthole in the original film and defend Psycho 2 to the last. Carney accuses the second film's director of treachery, Handsome Tom calls Carney a muppet, Alyce recommends a big pineapple and Gabe is in his happy place. So sit back with your mother and listen as we conjure a Psycho legacy film. Want use to buy the rights to Psycho? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll be able to afford it in about ten years or so.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.Want a better mattress? Head to caspertrial.com/sanspants and enter promo code 50sleep and you can get $50 off the most comfortable bed you’ve ever slept on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes fall asleep, get chased by a man in a fedora and wake up to sort out The Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. We get distracted by Stranger Things, hear a story of a man whose career was ruined for a joke and break down the rest of the Nightmare movies. Carney defends his face, Handsome Tom does a great wink, Edgoose recounts when he saw Mad Max and Gabe pitches his ideal Nightmare sequel. So sit back and don't dare fall asleep. Because you'll be murdered by Freddy. That's the whole thing.Want us to make a horror movie that Handsome Tom will watch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll scare the pants of that rugged chap.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes listen for the wonderful music the children of the night make as they pitch Dracula. We briefly discuss stranger things, give a shoutout to Blackula, and worry for the captain’s daughter. Carney pitches his take on Dracula, Gabe is wary of Christian Bale, Handsome Tom is not a fan of suicide endings, and Alyce just wonders if everyone is suspicious. So wrap up against the cold sea air but get chills anyway as Carney tackles Dracula.Want to see this Dracula on the silver screen? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month Carney can start writing his screenplay.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes can't decide if they love the vampire or the wolf and instead choose to fix Twilight. We recount when the series came into our lives, say things that make us uncomfortable and don't finish the books. Gabe pitches his take on Twilight, Handsome Tom shouts out to his mate Dave and Zammit wonders why people always want a YA franchise. So sit back and sparkle in the sunlight as we tackle Twilight.Want to see Twilight re-imagined? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month Gabe can start writing his screenplay. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes are left behind by their families, defend their homes from burglars and pitch the next Home Alone adventure, and realise adventure is maybe too strong a word. We review the five (five!) Home Alone films, tick off all the possibly Home Alone films and miss the kids films of old. Jackson pitches his ideal return to the Home Alone franchise, Edgoose gets sad about giant gingerbread men and Gabe inexplicably rented the fourth Home Alone film. So sit back, listen back and face some sticky/wet bandit shaped internal demons. Bring tissues. Want to get Malcolm McDowell on the show? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll have his fee in no time.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Boone Shepard right now available at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepard/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes rack up points, rack up kills, rack up stars and rack up an ideal Grand Theft Auto franchise. We reveal our parents didn't let us play video games, get into GTA late but really get in deep and drop some sick foreshadowing. Zammit likes listening to the radio, Adam gets so sad and Gabe pitches his ideal GTA adaptation. So sit back, listen to the ideal GTA movie and then forgot about it, and come bowling cousin.Want to get Gabe into games? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month a month we'll buy him some games to waste his time.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Boone Shepard right now available at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepard/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes roll the dice, get a 20 and pitch the ideal Dungeons & Dragon movie. We get tricked into talking about Eragon, wrestle actors and don't go on any tangents. Zammit really wants to wrassle Jeremy Irons, special guest Adam does his best to lean into the camp and Edgoose just bullies them both. So sit back, pick your ideal class, roll the dice and hope for a natty 20. What's the worst that could happen?Want Adam to pitch even more D&D related films? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month he’ll be able to sit down with the Monster Manual and just go to town.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Boone Shepard right now available at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepard/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes hear the voice of God, ignore it and try to get Zammit to watch Preacher. We draw lines in the sand and debate like champions. Handsome Tom and Edgoose try to convince Zammit that Preacher is the way to go, and Angry Carney staunchly disagrees. So sit back and hear friendships wither and die as we debate Preacher.Want Zammit to buy the box set? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month he’ll be able to watch the series or just let it sit on his bookshelf.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Boone Shepard right now available at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepard/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes make a billion dollars, become cat people and pitch their ideal Avatar. We clarify which Avatar we mean (Cat people not Shyamalan), wonder where Worthington went and marvel at how many sequels Avatar is actually getting (too many). Gabe doesn't know how he remembers the first one so well, Edgoose quizzes the others on Avatar trivia, Carney checks out early and Handsome Tom pitches the Avatar film you didn’t know you wanted. So sit back and join us as we try to get in James Cameron's head and figure out the best way to return to the world of Avatar.Want to see this movie made? By us? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll be able to buy the rights of Jimmy Cameron in no time.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Boone Shepard right now available at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepard/.Also there’s some cheap tee-shirts happening over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get theme music, hit up hot topic and get bombs in our heads and get forced into fixing Suicide Squad. We compare it to BVS, talk about some good crab burgers and wonder about why all these songs are in this movie. Zammit can't get over how he hates this movie, Jackson is baffled, Alyce says there are ten too many characters and Edgoose really isn't that bothered. So sit back, get a real obvious theme tune and help this suicide squad try and save that Suicide Squad. Want help DC pay the music royalties? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll send them some cash to help them out. Promise.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.Also there’s some cheap tee-shirts happening over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. I think that’s everything now? Stay handsome reader. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes boldly go where no one has gone before and sort out Star Trek: Beyond. We immediately retitle the film, are amazed at the single clapper and discuss if being a Trekkie is an all or nothing thing. Zammit is still mad about Into Darkness, Carney forgot about Idris and Handsome Tom pitches his ideal Frankensteined version of Star Trek: Beyond. So sit back, live long and prosper and travel with us at warp speed as we fix the latest Star Trek film.Want help us pay for Handsome Tom's re-education? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll have him loving Pacific Rim in no time. As is law.And don’t forget to purchase the audiobook of Boone Shepard available at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepard/! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes forget what movies are and set their sights on fixing the play/book Harry Potter and The Cursed Child. We get mad, get sad, think the Trolley Witch is great, praise how seamless time travel is and SPOIL EVERYTHING, you've been warned. Gabe tries to change who the cursed child is, Carney is still reeling from the book, Alyce tries to work out Voldie’s love timeline and Edgoose gets way too mad about Voldemort's junk. So sit back and solemnly swear you're up to no good as we tackle The Cursed Child. Not literally. Although that would be great. Want to send us to Hogwarts? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll deposit it in all in Gringotts.And don’t forget to purchase the audiobook of Boone Shepard available at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepard/!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes do a deal with the devil, catch fire and ride straight to hell creating the ideal Ghost Rider movie. We talk about the terrible ones we have, get distracted by zombies and learn how to say Zack Snyder's name. Zammit loves Rent (movie, not the thing you pay), Gabe reveals what turned him into a homophobe and Edgoose pitches his ideal Ghost Rider reboot. So sit back, ride your hog and do other motorcycle related things as we reboot the Rider. The Ghost Rider.Want to buy the rights off Marvel so we can have this Ghost Rider instead? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll make Marvel an offer they can't refuse.And don’t forget to purchase the audiobook of Boone Shepard available at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-shepard/! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes level up, wear oversized armour and cast some spells to try and fix the Warcraft movie. We wonder how Ben Foster was bad in this, think Americans shouldn't be in fantasy worlds and get immediately side tracked by superheroes. Edgoose is mad at Zammit for making him see the movie, Zammit is mad at the dumb wizards and Carney is just plain mad at the movie. So sit back, take a few puffs on your fel-bloke and enjoy the movie length Warcraft episode!   Want to help put little Hellscream Edgoose through school? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll buy him all the books and blades he'll ever need. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes battle dragons, throw rings into fire, run from trolls and ask the question; Why Don't Fantasy Films Work? We look at everything from Warcraft to Stardust, say the books were better and find a cursed pencil. Zammit tries to refuse the call of World of Warcraft, Gabe says you need a book, Handsome Tom makes a real good train pun and Edgoose says all you need to do is hide the fantasy in your fantasy film. So sit back, read some good books before they get adapted into bad movies and help us wonder why fantasy doesn't work.Want to turn the real world into a fantasy one? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we won't help you. It's impossible. Sorry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes hide coins behind your ear, saw assistants in half and pull a rabbit out of a hat as they try to fix Now You See Me. We hope that these films are sneaky Harry Potter sequels, are surprised that there's more than one sequel in the making and try to think of ways the twist isn't dumb. Zammit points out projectors aren't magic, Carney warns against Isla Fischer and Handsome Tom pitches his better Now You See Me. So sit back, get wowed by our amazing totally real magic acts and enjoy the magic heist movie that this time is actually a magic heist movie. Or is it? It is. There's no trick here. We're not that clever.  Want to change the name of the sequel? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll bribe the studio into changing it into the obviously better title. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes die, pay their debts, lose their dragons and forecast the weather as they tackle everybody's favourite game, the Game of Thrones. We harp on about how the books are better, miss Joffrey and swear that we do like the show before spoiling the pants off it. Edgoose wants someone to solve a problem without stabbing it, Jackson doesn't like season six and Gabe just wants the books to be finished. So sit back, prepare for winter and wonder why HBO made those changes with the boys as they talk about Game of Thrones.  Want super special copy of The Winds of Winter? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll be able to pay some random dude to write you one. It's better than nothing.Don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes' kids get kidnapped by Gobblers and they set out to rescue them, but pause along the way to fix The Golden Compass. We fall asleep during the film, break down how to adapt YA and just assume bears would want to protect their bear king. Gabe didn't re-watch the film, Zammit wants to kill a kid and special guest Alyce wonders why they'd cast big names to do one line and then bugger off. So sit back, cut out all your religious allegories so you don't offend anyone and wait for the next adaptation. Maybe this time it'll be good. Want a massive movie star to come on our show for one line for no reason? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll be able to afford one of the Baldwins.Don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/, remember to vote for in the 2016 Podcast Awards at http://www.podcastawards.com and check out Alyce’s series ‘i can’t even.’ here:YouTube.com/c/icantevenwebseriesFacebook.com/icantevenwebseriesTwitter.com/icantevenwebseriesInstagram.com/icantevenwebseries Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which out heroes pretend to be cops, actually be thieves and get in sick fights before settling down with new identities to talk about Banshee. We're sad to see it go, sad to be talking about it on this show but thrilled to have been along for the ride. Gabe praises the characters, the depth and the story-telling and Carney just loved the irony of a criminal-sheriff. So sit back, run from Rabbit and hide your diamonds while we banter about Banshee.Want to help us protect our stuff? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us buy a safe that no sheriffthief could possibly break into. Hopefully.Head to teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio to grab some sweet Sanspants Tees for only $14! Don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. And remember to vote for in the 2016 Podcast Awards at http://www.podcastawards.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes pull on their tights, affix their capes, and set out to protect the innocent as they discuss Superhero films. We guess at what causes sequels, remember the cinematic masterpiece that was Spawn, and give praise to James Spader. Gabe finds himself once again excited for a Spiderman film, Adam wants his Spiderman to be a bit more nerdy, and Zammit just wants Ant-Man 2 to be a Dark Avengers heist film. So promise films all the way into 2020, make some odd choices here and there, and sort of end up making the same film several times. Excelsior.Want us to fund our own superhero film? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us assist in bursting this bubble.Go buy Gabe’s book Boone Shepard here http://www.bellfrogbooks.com/booneshepard/ and come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBEAlso head to https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio to buy some sweet Sanspants Merch for only $14!And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes return for the sequel they wished they didn't have to and continue to try and save Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. We point out why Marvel works, complain about comics being the dumbest things ever and talk about literally anything we can to avoid talking about BvS. Zammit delights in cousin's being okay, Gabe is still holding out hope for Hannibal to return and special guest Michael Shanks admires DC's chutzpah in sticking to Man of Steel for better or worse (worse). So sit back, hope that DC gets it right with Justice League as we come up with reasons for why a grown man wants to dress like a bat and punch a god in the face. Want us to buy DC? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us get this company do good films instead of crap ones. You can get Gabe’s book Boone Shepard here http://www.bellfrogbooks.com/booneshepard/ and check out The Wizards of Aus here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv3DedNXN4o  And come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes cowl up, put their underwear on the outside and cram in as much foreshadowing for the future as they can for part 1 of the Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Maintenance. We give Zack Snyder his due, blame Christopher Nolan and would kill for a bit of good old fashioned boy-scout morality in our superheroes. Zammit doesn't get why Batman is a precog, Gabe didn't know or care who the Flash was and special guest Michael Shanks just thinks kids deserve a better Superman. So sit back and get lifted up by bats into the light as we fix BvS: DoJ. Or at least half of it.Want to fund a new DCU? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us reboot and start again.You can get Gabe’s book Boone Shepard here http://www.bellfrogbooks.com/booneshepard/ and check out The Wizards of Aus here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv3DedNXN4o Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.